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Kik-Back Country 















- FORWARD - 

I never had any idea that I could have kept plugging along for over 12 years, 
writing about stuff and things. My, how time flies! It’s been four years since Kik- 
Backs was put together. Seems like events, past and present, keep popping up in 
my surroundings. 

The human mind, when it’s all-together holds an amazing amount of 
memories. Yet my mind has some genetic faults. Short-term memory allows me 
to dial a number that I find in the telephone book, then forget the number at the 
first “Hello.” 

In my spare time, I simply write as a hobby. During my teen-age years, I 
started keeping a diary of my rather discontented life in Southern California. It 
served as a pacifier during those years that I longed to return to the land of my 
birthplace. 

In 1939, Sugar tQok over the job of keeping a diary. All this stored up 
material was a help for some of my stories. So were all the records, clippings and 
notes that I have laying around in a careless manner. 

Big thanks goes to Phyllis Hinkins for her artistic ability that adds a visual 
picture to some of my stories. Appreciation goes to Frank Stedman for taking on 
the job of publishing this book. I have given Sugar some extra hugs (the 
affectionate kind) for being my dictionary, and proof reader. My final thanks to 
you good readers for all your response, both the good and the not so good. 
Especially on the touchy subjects. You made my amateur writings a challenge. 



© 1987 Walt Kik 
Davenport, WA 99122 


Pen and Ink Drawings, 
Cover - by Phyllis Hinkins 


Printed By 
The Wilbur Register 
Wilbur. WA 99185 



TABLE OF CONTENTS 


Page 

Christmas Time Once Again. 1 

Remembering Santa Claus.1,2 

Little David.2, 3 

Ten Days Before Christmas.3 

New Year’s Eve.4 

Income Tax Time.4,5 

Returnable Land.5, 6 

Spring Will Come. 6 

Letters From The Past. 6,7 

Country Schools and Country Preachers.7,8 

More On Country Schools.9, 10 

An Event In Judge Zellmer’s Life.11 

Nevins, a Unique Judge.12, 13 

Promoter, Judge Warren.13, 14 

Pioneer Picnic.14, 15, 16 

A Visit With Ruby Harding.16 

Her Tragic Death.16 

A Pioneer Built Plane.17 

Frontier Town.18, 19 

Two Old Time Doctors.19 

Home Delivery.20 

Mondovi and The Zeimantz Family.20, 21 

Creston.21 

Abandoned Cemetery.22 

Reviewing A Century.22, 23 

Roaming Relatives.23, 24, 25 

Accentuate The Positive.25 

HarVest Links The Past.25, 26 

The Year Horses Went To War.26, 27 

Harry Tracy, Rocklyn’s Unwanted Guest.27, 28, 29 

The Ghost of Harry Tracy.29, 30 

Egypt Celebrates.30, 31 

Speedball, the Lonely Cowboy.31, 32 

A Black Man’s Story.32, 33 

Early Day Druggist.33, 34, 35 

Rocklyn Telford Rodeo.35, 36 

Grange Days.36 

Memory Dancing.37 

Sweet Music Of The Past.37, 38 

Early Spokane Entertainment.38, 39 

Honeymoon Days.39 

4-H Camp.40 

Farming German Style.41, 42 

Farm Crisis.42 

Dust of Wrath.43 

Good Samaritan.43, 44 

One Farmer’s Crisis.44, 45 

Go West young Man.45, 46 

The Year of the Lakes.46, 47 

Mothballing Combines.47, 48 

The Ice Man Cometh.48, 49 

The Reluctant Harvester.49, 50 

Mechanics.50,55 

Big Al’s Steam Engine.55,56 

Davenport’s Distinguished Citizen.56, 57 

A Tribute To A Historian.57, 58 


Page 

Oral Roberts.58,59 

Roberts Fans Speak Up.59 

Questions and Answers.59 

An Undesirable Relative.59,60 

The Aimee McPherson Show.61 

Reminiscing.61, 62 

A Debunker Speaks.62 

Comments.63 

Mythology.63 

Puppy Love.64 

Those Old California Days.'.64,65 

Social Justice. 65, 66 

When Radio Was Born. 66 , 67 

Growing Years of Radio and TV.67, 68 

How To Lose A Farm. 68 , 69 

A Mini Crusade.69, 70 

Comments.70 

Traps Swindlers Used.70, 71 

Early Farm Achievers.71, 72 

Mini Farms Are Necessary.73 

The Happy Haymaker.74, 75 

The Hazards of Rocklyn’s First Tractor.75 

Oh, My Aching Back.76 

Elections.76, 77 

Field Days At Lind. 77, 78, 79 

The Flying Model T.79, 80 

A Bit of Porcupine History.84 

Editors Old and New.82, 83 

Old Times Vs Now.83 

A Comment.83, 84 

An Ordinary Week.84 

Will Rogers On Nicarague.84, 85 

Two Walt Kiks.85, 86 

No Baby Sitters. 86 , 87 

God Is Love.87, 88 

Billy Sunday. 88 , 98 

The Solace Tree.89 

Weddings Vary.89, 90 

Hugging.90, 91 

Love Boat.91 

Let’s Be Sweet.92 

Never Too Old.92 

Senior Citizens. 93 

A Golden Anniversary. 93 t 94 

Aquatics.94, 95 

Running Stuff.95, 96 

Sister Madonna Buder.96, 97 

A Little Bit of This and That.97, 98 

Horse that Came In first.98, 99 

Those Horse and Buggy Days. 99 , 100 

A Transcontinental Run/Walk.100, 101 

Bare Buns Fun Run, 1986. 101, 102 

Curious Questions.102 

Grand Coulee’s Over The Run Dam.103 

Sounds of Nature.103, 104 

Some Heavy Stuff.104 



















































































































Christmas Time Once Again 


Now days Christmas seems to be the time for ex¬ 
changing a lot of things you can’t afford for a lot of things 
you don’t want. Tf should be the way we spend Christmas 
that is more important than how much. Paying $25 for a 
Christmas tree causes you to get trimmed more than the 
tree. 

Guess I sound like old Scrooge. Sugar takes care of 
all this present stuff and does give me equal credit when 
the Christmas tags are pasted on. You can always make a 
good fellow out of yourself by getting something mean¬ 
ingful for that mate of yours. If the washing machine is up 
for replacement, Christmas time is the right time to bring 
home a brand new washer. If you love a good television, 
let Christmas be an excuse to give yourself a Christmas 
present by getting a bigger TV, with all those speakers so 
sound can enter your ears, stereo like. Also throughout 
the holiday season, there are lots of organizations of 
choice that can use a helping hand by slipping them a few 
bucks. 

Has the Christmas holiday changed over the years? 
Uh-huh, Christmas at one time was so simple that one 
Santa Claus could work the whole town. Another thing, 
little kids are getting smarter and it’s harder to fool them. 
Seeing more than one of these hefty red faced guys with 
premature white beards can turn little ones off. However, 
the new breed of multi-Santas are serving a more realistic 
role by sort of portraying the spirit of Christmas. After all, 


it’s about time that the budding generation gets to know 
who is spending all the dough to make them happy. 

I had read in the Sunday paper that kids have 78% 
more toys than they use. [was every home canvassed?] It 
went on to say that with fewer things, the season has 
more of a chance For joy. Tfs not a season to be bur¬ 
dened.” 

Surplus toys never became a problem until the last 
couple of generations. The homemade and store bough- 
ten rag dolls of days gone by took a long time to revolve 
into the highly commercialized cabbage patch craze. Cast 
iron shaped toys, heavy enough to be used as weapons, 
were molded out. One bounced off my head when a 
playmate turned into a sore head. Before plastic was in¬ 
vented, light weight inflammable celuloid dolls were also 
popular, but not very durable, and were always in danger 
of setting the house on fire. Especially when little girls 
would park their dolls alongside of the heating stove as a 
place to bed them down. 

By using our imagination during the rag and celuloid 
days, we pre-space age kids enjoyed what toys we had. 
In our home, the high light of each beddy time during 
Christmas week was when the folks lit candles on the tree 
for about 10 minutes. It made sister and me happy. The 
sight of small candle flames dancing on the tree and the 
smell of pine and burning wax was an event we long re¬ 
membered. 


Remembering Santa Claus 


We now have a much better Santa Claus than 
when I was a kid. What glimpses I’ve seen of him lately, I 
notice that he has slimmed down considerably, and can 
fit into his sled much better, leaving more room for toys. 
After all, he had seventy-one years to improve on himself 
since I first heard of him. AH during my Santa Claus 
years, I really never saw him in person. My mother was 
the only family member that ever met him. He gave her a 
post card picture of himself. Except for being heavier, he 
doesn’t look any older than he did then. 

Thinking back to those early day wild sleigh rides 
that Santa took through our territory brought back some 
disappointing memories of that old guy. Sure, he usually 
did leave lots of toys, but at times he was a discriminating 
old geezer. He favored those that had everything, and 
then turned tightwad with little ones that barely had any 
toys at all. 

I’ve forgotten the year, but it must have been 1913 
or 1914, when Santa left one ornery brat sacks of toys. 
This kid already had toys stacked in nearly every corner 
of the house that his parents dumped on him throughout 
the year. 

That same Christmas eve, after leaving the Rocklyn 
district, old Santa went sailing right by a new settler’s 
home that held two kids and a baby. That’s right, he ne¬ 
ver left a darn thing! All those two walkable sisters had to 
play with was some empty sewing spools, and a couple of 
rag dolls with their stuffings hanging out. 


I shouldn’t complain about Santa when he was in his 
learning years, but it’s hard not to. He did come to our 
house two different Christmas Eves to leave presents, but 
only took time out to visit with my mother. On Christmas 
Eve Santa somehow told mother ahead of time, to get 
her kids out of the house when it got dark. He didn’t want 
to be bothered having little ones under his feet while he 
was busy unloading. 

Dad then had the chore of entertaining sister and me 
out in the barn while he was milking old bossy cow. Dad 
told us it might be possible to see Santa’s sled and rein¬ 
deer if we would look through the barn cracks. Naturally 
every hole and crack of proper height was used for look¬ 
ing purposes with no success. 

When old bossy got drained of her milk, dad pushed 
the barn door open, and our feet got us to the house at 
once. Mom didn’t have time to get all the tree trimmings 
back on the tree that were knocked off during that rough 
ride in Santa’s sleigh. To sis and me, the tree was a 
beautiful sight, with all those toys waiting to be played 
with. Santa brought Ethel her first doll, Suzanne. She is 
over 70 years old this Christmas eve. Suzanne is now get¬ 
ting too fragile for Ethel’s descendants to play with. 

I guess it was natural that we soon forgot about get¬ 
ting excited over what Santa would bring us. In fact, 
when reaching school age, we didn’t give a darn any¬ 
more about Santa. After kicking him out of our lives, we 
were on our own. It was more fun dealing directly with 


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our parents, and was less disappointing. 

When the cold winter nights began to set in, and 
supper dishes were taken off the table, the Sears catalog 
got pulled off the overloaded center table, and carried to 
where the main source of light was. As the pages were 
turned to our favorite markings of the playthings that 
would later be sent for, drooling would begin. Sometimes 
just looking at the pictures of the toy we wanted was re¬ 
warding enough to last us for part of the evening. 

Finally before bedtime a black slab of slate would get 
drug out for about the 300th time. Drawing was then 


done with a squeeky slate pencil. With each repetition, 
the drawing was enhanced a bit more. Tinker toys, with a 
little imagination was an exciting toy to play with during 
my toy venture days. 

Once again Christmas time is here. It’s interesting to 
go over our past childhood Christmases. Every event was 
brand new to us then. We have a lot to be thankful for, as 
most of us will soon complete another year. We Christ¬ 
mas children of the past are now playing the roles of par¬ 
ents, grandparents, or the childless ones. It’s how we 
found ourselves cast in life. 


Little David 


After attending a series of Christmas church pro¬ 
grams and services one soon begins to realize that half of 
our past and present activities are religiously oriented. 
Like any organization or business, a lot of religious folk 
with good intentions have been taken irt by the very per¬ 
sons they thought they were helping. 

A few weeks before Christmas, nearly 38 years ago, 
a con-man hit Davenport with his son, Little David, the 
miracle child. A fundamental church with good inten¬ 
tions, sponsored this child wonder that was supposed to 
be filled with the gift of delivering powerful sermons. 

The setting was ideal. Everyone was in a good pre¬ 
holiday spirit. Peace on earth, good will toward men, 
seemed to have been in practice at that time. It didn’t take 
long that night to pack the church. It was kind of cute to 
see Little David sitting on the pulpit chair with his feet 
dangling half way to the floor. 

Little David’s dad started the program off by telling 


the congregation that his ’power-packed’ boy wanted to 
be with his mother during Christmas. But they didn’t 
have any dough to make it back to mama’s house. 

The local pastor was stuck with this gimic before the 
show got started. He had to stand up and act like an auc¬ 
tioneer by asking the crowd, ‘Who will give the first $50 
so Little David can spend a joyful Christmas with his 
mother?” When the requested amount was lowered to a 
respectful figure, contributions started to roll in. 

When the donations were safely tucked away, the 
’boy wonder’ went through his well schooled antics. He 
was like a wound up robot, jumping up and down utter¬ 
ing religious statements. With a fist poking high in the air, 
he made himself momentarily invisible when he walked 
from side to side of the pulpit. It was such an act, I 
couldn’t resist recording it on movie film. 

When Little David got wound down, a lot of young 
folks went up to the altar and received a Bible marker. 


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Later, Little David’s daddy tried to collect five bucks each 
for the cardboard markers. 

A few weeks after the father and son team left Da¬ 
venport, Little David must have longed to go back to a 
normal little boy’s life. I guess it was no fun seeing papa 


pocket all that dough. So he ran away when his dad 
wasn’t looking. David found his way back to his grand¬ 
parent’s place. Later when papa came back to pick up his 
flesh and blood meal ticket, the law moved in and arres¬ 
ted him on charges of child abuse.- 


Ten Days Before Christmas 


Ten days before Christmas, in the dark of the night, 
a stranger on foot came to our house to seek shelter for 
the night. No, it was not a pregnant wife like the Christ¬ 
mas story of old, but a man seeking a place to rest his 
weary body. This stranger was from Newark, Delaware. 
He was told by a teacher in Spokane that I’d be interested 
in his commitment to health. We were glad that this rare 
specimen chose our place for one of his rest stops. 

Naturally an explanation was in order for him to clar¬ 
ify the air. Especially since he arrived on foot from Spo¬ 
kane in the middle of a cold wintery night. After learning 
that he turned his body over to medical science, I decided 
to tape his story. He said he gets by on five hours of 
sleep, so we didn’t mind keeping him up way past beddy 
time. 

Here is the gist of the experimental way that this guy 
has been living for the last two years: Thirty-seven year 
old Rob Sweetgall from Delaware spent 12 years behind 
a desk, making lots of money as a Chemical Engineer for 
DuPont Company. As time passed, he began noticing it 
was getting harder to see his belt buckle when he looked 
down. His growing well-shaped pot belly was blocking 
the view. Then a large proportion of his family began 
keeling over from heart attacks. Realizing he would soon 
be reaching middle age, with a family risk factor, Rob 
junked his job. 

After working out a medical and vascular program, 
Rob was able to find several good sponsors, including 
DuPont. They all fulfilled his dreams by putting him on 
the road as a perpetual walking guinea pig. 

So from October 1982 to July 1983, Rob had to run 
and walk through 37 states, a total of 10,608 miles, and 
talked to about 100,000 youngsters on the importance of 
physical activity, and how to stay off the bad stuff by put¬ 
ting good stuff in their stomachs. Mr. Sweetgall rang a 
bell when he said his diet includes lots of peanut butter, 
and no red meats. He throws egg yolks over the fence 
like I do when I want to down an egg. 

This fall, Rob got his sponsors to enlarge their testing 
on him. After being interviewed by Jane Pauley on the 
Today Show, he put his feet to work again. This time his 
contract called for propelling himself through 50 states in 
50 weeks, including shuttles to Alaska and Hawaii. When 
he walked into our hou$e, he had knocked off 3,070 
miles from his scheduled 11,600 mile trek that will get 
him into Manhattan, New York on September 5th. It’s a 
fast long walk for the health of it. 

Even though I’m a health nut, it seems like what Rob 
is doing is more than is needed to stay alive. Course it’s 
all done for vascular study that could benefit all of us. I 
still think if a person runs four or five miles twice a week, 
and adds a weekly swim of a mile or two, it’s enough to 
make you feel all shiny and new. Some feel more 


comfortable doing much less, fine - do what you can. the 
benefits are the same. 

Energy levels vary in different people. When Mr. 
Sweetgall came clobbering in from his spurt from Spo¬ 
kane, he took his shoes off, and plunged his naked feet 
into a snow drift a couple of times for cooling off pur¬ 
poses. His body burns food rapidly, so he eats ten times a 
day in light doses. It takes 4,500 calories a day to run his 
fuel efficient body. He wears out a pair of shoes in about 
a million footsteps or 16 days. Twenty pairs of Rockport 
shoes are expressed across the county to meet him at de¬ 
signated post offices. Rob averages 45 miles a day. He is 
truly a man with a mission. 

His five pound fanny pack is a magician’s wonder. 
Out pops some foot powder and ointments, waterproof 
socks, road maps, schedules of all the towns, with dates 
where he is to speak, record sheets for keeping track of 
every parcel of food that passes his lips, camera and 
slides that he uses for lectures. Also a normal size tooth¬ 
brush. 

Rob is sent back to his sponsors by plane every few 
weeks. His body is then run through the laboratories. He 
is then dumped back to where his feet made their last 
tracks. The sponsors are spending $100,000 on this guy. 

After Sugar made him a stack of peanut butter sand¬ 
wiches to last him to Wilbur, Rob Sweetgall then disap¬ 
peared into the fog and snow. Plans were made to meet 
Rob Tuesday morning outside of Coulee City somewhere 
for a grandstand walk with him into Waterville, and to 
take in his scheduled speaking engagement. He called up 
that stormy, stormy morning, and told us the road was 
closed to Waterville, but to come anyway and try to de¬ 
tour. Having no desire to buck such odds and to become 
a statistic, we declined. 



Rob Sweetgall, after a good night sleep and 25 states of 
walking left to do. 


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New Year’s Eve 


A new year will soon get started in the middle of a 
rough winter. “The frozen soil is in no enduring danger, 
and the heavy death upon the earth is no lasting peril,” so 
said Kenneth Patten, while he was fooling around waiting 
for spring to come. It won’t be long now for the sun to 
start climbing the sky, and darkness will again be pushed 
back a little each day. The buttercups and the green grass 
will be waiting patiently to make their appearance. 

Whether you will be helping to get this new year on 
the road with some sort of ritual is a matter of choice. 
1987 will come on schedule, even if you don’t celebrate 
its grand entrance. 

In the early days it wasn’t possible to jump into a car, 
and go tearing off to some noisy night spot, just to see the 
new year come in. When a lot of old settlers got sleepy on 
New Years Eve, they just blew out the light and went to 
bed. 

There were some that did what my dad used to do. 
He saw to it that he had some shotgun shells left over 
from shooting jack rabbits so he could shoot the old year 
out and shoot the new year in. 

The habit of staying up until midnight didn’t exist for 
dad in those days. When 10 o’clock arrived on New 
Year’s Eve, he would drop off to dream land in his read¬ 
ing rocker. Us kids had the fun of staying out of bed real 
late, so we could wake dad up before midnight. 

Upon waking, an excited look crossed dad’s face as 
he jumped up and grabbed the old shotgun on his way to 
the kitchen door. About a minute before the New Year, 
we would holler at dad to shoot out the old year. He had 
roughly a minute to reload the gun so he could blast in 
the new year. 

When our vocal chords finished welcoming in the 
new year, the party telephone line began ringing. Neigh¬ 
bors would shout to each other, “Happy New Year!” Ei¬ 
ther you would try to ring another neighbor, or they 
would beat you to it. Usually it wound up with three or 
four different families visiting happy like at the same time. 



Later in life some of us young folks got tired of wait¬ 
ing for the new year to come in at home, so we went out 
with friends to celebrate. Later we gave New Year Eve 
parties which were a lot of fun. Local churches also be¬ 
came involved, and put on some church approved party 
games. Just before the old year clunked out, the party 
attending minister acting as the chaperone would ask the 
Almighty for guidance through the coming new year. The 
Rocklyn country church still carries on this traditional way 
of accepting the new year. 

New year partying with our Spokane friends has 
been very enjoyable for Sugar and me. Attending those 
new year celebrations is becoming a little scarcer for us. 
Seems like bad weather and drinking drivers is sort of tak¬ 
ing the fun out of it all. We may soon revert back to the 
days of blasting in the new year with the old shotgun. 

Sugar and I are thankful for a lot of things this past 
year. Like being alive for one thing. Have a happy and 
safe new year! 


Income Tax Time 


Well, it’s income tax time again. Maybe a little early 
for such thoughts, but the sooner the figuring part is taken 
care of, the more time there will be for relaxing. I used to 
pay up the first week in January. Now since money is 
becoming expensive, it’s worth a lot to the banks, and 
yourself as user, so it’s best to wait a spell before digging 
up. 

Years ago, a lot of us older ones got by much chea¬ 
per when it came to paying taxes than this generation 
does. I never heard of income tax until I was three- 
fourths grown up. The winter of 1920 was when Uncle 
Mike had to pay money to the government, and he sort 
of took pride in telling dad that he was making too much 
money. 

I farmed for 18 years without the blessing of dealing 
with the revenue department. Golly, I never did know if I 
had ever beaten the government out of any money or 


not. It was just luck during my tax free days that the gov¬ 
ernment didn’t send anyone out to my place. The only 
records I ever kept on the wall calendar was the number 
of eggs gathered each day, and later when I got married, 
the amount of money that was missing when Sugar nee¬ 
ded things. 

Then in 1945, I was told I’d better file an income tax 
return or I could get into trouble. After following good ad¬ 
vice by filling out a tax return, I got into trouble anyway. 

All my past tax problems came back to me vividly 
last summer while attending the annual warehouse din¬ 
ner in Odessa. There sat my old favorite tax collector, Ira 
Schuster, who I hadn’t seen in 40 years. Upon visiting 
with him, I found out that he was able to survive his job, 
and now the years have put him into retirement. 

When the war with the Germans and the Japanese 
was over, Mr.Schuster, and my life went through a 


change. Ira got a job collecting taxes, and I got started 
paying them. Schuster the collector, haunted a lot of us 
farmers by driving into our yards. He always carried a bag 
full of printed stuff that usually proved that we didn’t fork 
over enough dough. 

He was a man that got down to business before he 
sat down. After identifying himself to me, Schuster made 
it known that I sold 100 acres of farm land in 1945 that I 
didn’t report in my tax returns. I told him I didn’t know I 
had to. He made it known in no uncertain terms that all 
profits from sales are taxable. Schuster asked me quickly 
what I paid for the land. I told him I got the land for $15 
an acre when times were very tough. A surprised look 
came across his face. Then Ira wanted to know what I 
sold the 100 acres for. When I told him I sold it for the 
same price I gave for it, a bigger look of surprise came 
over his face. “You mean to tell me that you sold 100 
acres of farm land for $1,500?” was his question. It was 
verified by a nod. 


The land sale was an embarrassment to one’s intel¬ 
ligence. Only blockheads sold land for that price. How¬ 
ever, what I did saved me from paying extra income tax. 
Mr. Schuster didn’t want to believe me, so I had to show 
him a half paid contract I had with my neighbor. 

Since I won the first round, it was Ira’s duty to try 
and find something else that could be wrong with my tax 
refund. He flipped some papers over a couple of times ’til 
he came to a spot where I sold some of my own wheat to 
myself that was used to feed our chickens. Schuster said I 
couldn’t do that. He was right, so I had to hand him $36 
before he left. 

For over a year while shaking down farmers that 
made out questionable returns, Schuster would stop in 
for a supply of fresh eggs, and sometimes picked up a 
couple of roosters for eating purposes. After all these 
years, it was nice to see him again and meet his wife. 


Returnable Land 


The following week, while visiting casual like with a 
young reader of the Times, he asked, “How come you 
didn’t ask more than $15 an acre for that land you wrote 
about. Did someone put a curse on those acres?” then he 
added a happy, “Haw haw.” 

In fact, he could be right. That is if you are a believer 
in curses. The land’s history does supply fuel for the 
superstitious ones. Everytime this land was sold, buyers 
didn’t keep it very long, and the owners would get it 
back. 

This questionable 100 acres was part of a 480 acre 
put-together farm. It was the only squared up piece of 
farmable land in this body of volcanic disarray. The rest of 
the space consists of rocks, and jig-saw patches of soil. 

For centuries this land didn’t do anything but grow 
bunchgrass and rock roses. Meanwhile, back in Wiscon¬ 
sin, two half brothers, Homer Jones and Bill Nelson, 
married two sisters, Ruby and Mary. These two couples 
wanted to start married life way out here in Lincoln 
county, so they headed for Rocklyn. 

Jones and Nelson corresponded with three lazy home¬ 
steaders, who only broke enough ground to grow po¬ 
tatoes. One of them owned this 100 acres. They all wan¬ 
ted to sell out to anyone that would slip them the right 
amount of money. 

The Joneses and Nelsons complied. When the sum¬ 
mer of 1909 arrived, they built themselves a rather cozy 
love nest. A dining room and kitchen downstairs and two 
bedrooms upstairs. That way the two couples didn’t have 
to go very far to visit with each other. 

These adventurous couples brought with them the 
desire to start up a dairy herd of cows. So they sent to 
Wisconsin for the grass seed of their choice, and planted 
the stuff discriminately on this 100 acres, as well as the 
adjoining pot holes. But the grass seed was loaded with 
quack grass. The next year, the grass took on a sickly 
look, and the quack grass stayed healthy. 

Soon the two sisters got homesick for Wisconsin, 


and their husbands got sick looking at all that quack 
grass. In those days, there was no knowledge on how to 
get rid of quack grass, except pray for a seven year 
drought. 

So Jones and Nelson rounded up a retired minister, 
Rev. Hawks, who took the farm off their hands temporar¬ 
ily. But they sold their put-together farm as having grade 
one wheat land on it. When preacher Hawks saw the 
growing wheat drying up on the thin spots, and the rest of 
the crop being choked out by that evil quack grass, he 
sued for his money back. 

To help the Wisconsin bound folks out, neighbor Bill 
Chapel testified that the 100 acres in particular was num¬ 
ber one land and the quack grass would disappear if they 
seeded wheat every year. The jury saw different, so the 
Reverend got his saved-up preaching dough back. 

Anxious to get back to Wisconsin, the Jones’ and the 
Nelsons gave bachelor Frank Marcellus a crack at the 
land at much reduced payments. Frank wore out his 
mules before he could wear out the quack grass. So he 
dumped the place back to Jones and Nelson, who by 
now were making it big back in Wisconsin. 

The cycle selling of this place was now left to realtor 
Frazier. He found Ben Hall, who didn’t have a farm. Ben 
didn’t mind taking a stab at the land, with dreams of get¬ 
ting rid of the quack grass by plowing it in August. Not 
realizing that most of those acres were sub-irrigated, he 
too was forced to dump the farm back to the Wisconsin¬ 
ites. 

It was beginning to look like the land was jinxed, but 
that didn’t stop Fred Magin from trying to see if he could 
handle the place. But bad farming luck hit poor Fred right 
in the face. It forced him to throw the sales contract into 
the heating stove. 

Jones and Nelson were getting frantic. For all those 
years, their eastern Washington farm kept tumbling back 
in their laps. It got to a point where in 1933 they wrote 
dad and I, stating in so many words that we could have 


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all those lake holes, the pretty weather beaten rocks, and 
all the places that grew lovely wild flowers as a gift, if we 
would please give them $15 an acre for what is farm 
land. Nothing down, no interest, just half the yearly crop 
as payment. 

Deals like that usually work. Sometimes it takes 
landowners that long to learn how to sell a farm perman¬ 
ently. I never did figure out why I sold the choice part of 


that farm for the same price I gave for it. I was never gi¬ 
ven any credit for trying to stop inflation. 

With all it’s trials and tribulations, this once quack 
grass laden field has now found a permanent owner. It’s 
starting to grow lots of 50 bushel an acre wheat. Truth¬ 
fully, it did bug me a little when the new owner found a 
simple way to get rid of quack grass. 


Spring Will Come 


The winter of 1985 no one died that had an interest 
to be buried in the Rocklyn cemetery, so the road to this 
grave site was not plowed out. When spring failed to ar¬ 
rive, the county road plowers made up their minds to 
push the snow off of this well graded cemetery road. In 
the process they made snow banks taller than a four- 
wheel drive pickup. South Rocklyn easily won the snow¬ 
fall title for that year. 

Good gosh, it was March! Not even the snow that 
was piled on top of the dead had melted enough to indi¬ 
cate that spring may come some day. While sitting on the 
tombstone of Frieda and Ed Mielke, I couldn’t help but 
think back to 1934, when spring arrived the first of Febr¬ 
uary. We didn’t have guts enough to put in a crop that 
early, so on February 17th I started to summerfallow. Or- 
lin Maurer had over a quarter plowed before February 
ended. 

When March came that year, wild flowers were at 
their peak. On March 25th strips of winter wheat on the 
south slopes measured 22 inches high. One June 30th, 
Paul Jahn beat me getting the first load of wheat to the 
warehouse. What a wild and wooly year that was. Of 
course when nature leaves out winter, what can you ex¬ 
pect? 

Since 1934, we had much more snow, and colder 
weather than this year, but it always ended decently 
when it came time for the snow to go. A person really has 
to go back to 1921 to find a winter as long as this one. 
That winter started out early too, and there was still 
plenty of snow coverning the hills, and dales on March 
21 st. 

In 1921, that long winter came as no surprise to 
neighbor Ben Hall. Before the snows set it, Ben killed a 
hog for meat eating purposes. In the process of disem¬ 
boweling the animal, he found an extra long spleen ar¬ 


ound the liver somewhere, indicating an extra long and 
rough winter. 

Those ‘way out’ weather prophets are all gone now, 
and so is most of the home slaughtering. Times also have 
changed on how we put up with recent winters. 

Our houses are better insulated and heat works au¬ 
tomatically by the turn of the dial. Powerful self-propel 
rigs make short work of moving snow from long stretches 
of country roads. Usually a day or two after a snow 
storm, we can make it to town to pick up some fresh fruit, 
and vegetables from California. 

Living through a winter now is a far cry from those 
real early settlers. Especially the ones that started frontier 
life in sod houses, on the blizzard blown prairies of the 
Dakotas. Mother used to tell us how they would string a 
rope from their sod house to the barn. During a blinding 
snow storm, when chore time came, the only safe way of 
getting to the barn and back, was the hand-over-hand 
rope method. 

Anyway, it will soon be Easter. Maybe by then we 
will be able to see and smell lots of black wet ground. Eas¬ 
ter used to be the time to put on your best ‘Sunday-go- 
meeting” clothes. Easter morning services gave women 
an excuse to put hats of every description on their heads. 
Entering the church without a pair of white gloves was 
frowned upon. 

Even the Easter Rabbit has changed her habits too. 
Dad told us that the Easter Bunny would come to our 
place, carrying all her Easter eggs in her tummy. Sister 
and I would line our boxes with straw to make them soft 
for Bunny’s posterior, and place them under the kitchen 
window. During the dead of night, the Easter Bunny 
would nestle down cozy-like, and lay lots of colored Eas¬ 
ter eggs in our boxes. In some ways, in those days, Santa 
Claus and the Easter Bunny had the same kind of work¬ 
ing hours. 


Letters From The Past 


“Winter snow soon will go, over the hills and far be¬ 
low. Gentle laughing, merry spring, soon will bring back 
the little birds to sing.” Nearly a hundred years ago, this 
poem was recited at Sassin schoolhouse. Their small pro¬ 
gram initiated the coming of spring, and the closing of 
school for the season. (Just a three month stretch in those 
days.) 

To the early settlers, the returning of the small pr¬ 
airie birds was their omen that spring had arrived. We still 


depend on the vocal chords of the meadowlark to an¬ 
nounce their arrival. As a kid, I don’t remember seeing 
any robins. In my youthful days, we also waited for the 
returning of the bluebirds. Those darn starlings have now 
murdered all the bluebirds that used to fly to a safe look¬ 
ing farmstead so they could have their baby birdies. Aunt 
Emma used to call us up when bluebirds arrived at their 
tree laden farm. The early birds always landed there first. 

Running across a box of old letters written in 1919, I 


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was reminded of what winter and spring was like on the 
Grob farm. That winter found the Kiks in California. 
Through a twice a month letter exchange Minnie Grob 
and her daughters, Esther, Edna and Naomi gave us a 
complete diary of what we were missing up here in our 
homeland. 

Minnie wrote that she had heard her first meadow¬ 
lark in February. Spring managed to come early that 
year. In fact, it made a stab at wanting to appear in Jan¬ 
uary, but it got fooled when winter returned without 
bringing any snow, and froze out all the winter wheat. 

February on the Grob farm was a busy one. Men folks 
were busy sharpening harrow teeth, giving all the har¬ 
nesses a neat’s-foot oil bath and a repair job. Several days 
were set aside for emptying sacks of stored seed wheat 
into a hand cranked fanning mill for a good cleaning. Part 
of the afternoons were taken up by breaking a couple of 
colts that had reached adulthood, so they would pull their 
share of the load without fussing. 

That post war type of flu came in heavy doses in 
those days. In January it spread like wild fire after a sur¬ 
prise party was given for Rocklyn mail carrier, Guy Bar- 
tett and wife. The next day, the flu knocked out Bartett, 
and mail was carried for three weeks by Jack Telford who 
was still on his feet. The flu also wiped out five children in 
a family of nine. (The Klosters.) 

The following week Minnie wrote, “We have fin¬ 
ished reseeding all the winter wheat, and had lots of rain. 
Every seed came up, and we are all feeling a little better 
now about the prospects of making a living.” She also 
stated, “I got 30 young chicks hatched so far, and have 
15 hens setting, each on a boxfull of eggs. Will set about 
six more clucks to-morrow, so you see it keeps me going 
like a whirl wind all the time. It’s been a coon’s age since 
I have been to Davenport.” 

Country Schools Ar 

While browsing the streets of Odessa during the high 
point of the Deutsches Fest, I spotted an array of early 
day photos in Del’s barber shop that were facing the 
street. A photo that caught my eye was a small unpainted 
schoolhouse. According to the barber shop’s owner and 
operater, no one seems to know much about that educa¬ 
tional site. It’s just taken for granted that it was located 
between Odessa and some God forsaken spot. 

That pioneer one room schoolhouse had the inside 
measurement of a small living room. In fact, the teacher 
and her handful of various sized pupils that posed out¬ 
side, overpowered the building. Really, in those days 
they didn’t make other schoolhouses much bigger. If you 
added on a place for the water bucket, coats, and over¬ 
shoes that mini-schoolhouse filled the bill in those lunch 
bucket days. 

A church and a schoolhouse, then another church 
and a schoolhouse. That was the pattern the pioneers set 
up for us out here in the Rocklyn country. There were not 
great differences between the Methodist and the Evangel¬ 
ical spiritual beliefs, except for the spelling. For many 
years, the separation of church and state didn’t exsist in 
the Methodist district. The schoolteacher was also the 


Edna wrote that she was walking to school that week 
and didn’t get home ’til 5 o’clock. She said when her 
goose got hungry, she made an awful lot of noise. Little 
sister Naomi wrote the shortest letter received. “Walter 
and Carl (her brothers) went to a surprise party last night. 
They all had to have a riddle. Here was Carl’s riddle. 
When the clock strikes thirteen, what time is it? It’s time to 
fix the clock. I think I better close.” Naomi. 

In April, 20 preachers descended on Rocklyn. The 
district conference was held in that small Evangelical 
church. There were almost more preachers than mem¬ 
bers attending. Before conference, Minnie wrote that 
since we were gone, it left only six families to keep 20 
preachers. She stated, “I promised to take four, but I 
don’t know where I’ll put them, maybe in the barn, or I 
suppose that is where I’ll land. With Emma Maurer in 
Pullman, we are running short handed for places to put 
the preachers.” Esther also wrote that we should try and 
make it back from California, as my mom would have a 
grand and glorious time cooking for the preachers. 

“The preachers are coming! The preachers are com¬ 
ing!” It was a big deal that spring. The Grobs took action 
before the big event, and went to Spokane to buy an ex¬ 
tra bed and mattress, so the preachers wouldn’t have to 
sleep sardine style. Minnie was busy the week before the 
conference washing curtains, bed blankets, and spreads 
besides all the spring house cleaning. 

Acutally when that big event was over, an empy 
feeling came over that small congregated bunch of Evan¬ 
gelicals. They were stewards for a lot of preachers during 
those busy conference days. Then suddenly the preacher 
population dropped to one and he only showed up every 
other Sunday morning when he arrived from Harrington. 

Country Preachers 

kids’ preacher. 

Besides teaching the ABC’s, it was Reverend Mann’s 
unchallenged duty to see that the school kids lived by the 
‘Good Book,” and minded their papas and their mamas. 
The Reverend usually hitched a ride to and from the 
schoolhouse by hopping into the back end of Mielkes’ 
buggy box. This constant diet of teacher-preacher expo¬ 
sure six times a week left very little space for the Mielke 
kids to figure things out for themselves. However, it did 
make darn good Methodists out of them. 

To the north of the Zion district, stood the Evangeli¬ 
cal setup. It had a bigger schoolhouse, and a smaller 
church. The reason was that our district had more kids 
and less people bent on going to church. 

Our schoolhouse was typical of its time. It had all the 
equipment to make an early day one room school func¬ 
tional. There was a barn for the riding horses and the 
horses that pulled a couple of ever present buggies, two 
pit toilets, and one woodshed. Also a pump that had no 
windmill over it, and a flag pole for showing what country 
we lived in. Sagebrush was chopped out between the barn 
and schoolhouse so we kids could play games during the 
noon hour. 


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With all that neat setting for a country education, I 
got off to a bad start. School had been going for two 
weeks before dad took me over and introduced me to the 
teacher. She was busy with two advanced first graders, so 
she left some mixed red and blue sticks on my desk. The 
teacher told me to sort out and count how many sticks of 
each color I had and tell her. Since I never counted co¬ 
lored sticks before and I wasn’t too sure of my counting 
ability, panic set in. Seeing big boys and girls in grades 
beyond doing tricks with figures on the blackboard didn’t 
help things either. 

I ran over to where the teacher was and told her I 
had to use the backhouse. Instead I went three miles 
straight home. Later the teacher was informed that I had 
passed through Rocklyn. 

The next morning, mother cried as she packed some 
lunch in a lard bucket. She told me I had to go to school, 
and said if I got a wiggle on I’d make it to Rocklyn in time 
to walk the rest of the way to school with kids I knew. For 
reasons known only to me, I let the kids disappear down 
the road, then I beat it to a stubble field that was across 
the road from the schoolhouse. 

Laying in a field all day, looking at a lot of stubble 
brought no joy, but it was better than trying to figure out 
that stick game. At noon I could see kids playing and 
making joyful noises. Then I ate my first homemade 
lunch away from home. When school let out, I cut across 
fields, dodging roads as I headed for home. 


Years later, rumors had it that I spent my first two 
weeks of schooling in a stubble field. Not so, my parents 
were too smart. The next day dad laid a trap for me. 
When school let out, he spotted my head bobbing out of 
the stubble and he flushed me out. 

Only a child psychologist could explain why I got 
myself into such a mess. It didn’t take my folks long to 
decide that I should wait ’til sister was old enough for 
school. I then wouldn’t have a chance to dart into the 
stubble field. When the first grade finally soaked in, I 
should have been in the third grade. I forever blew the 
opportunity of becoming a whiz kid. 

I was asked whether lunches were ever served at the 
Rocklyn schools. Yes, when the weather got cold enough 
to put frost in our lunch pails, something hot was added 
to our hard boiled eggs and peanut butter-jelly san¬ 
dwiches. There was an old round wick burner kerosene 
stove stored out in the woodshed. Upon orders from the 
teacher, a couple of the older boys carried it into the 
schoolhouse, and placed it near the teachet’s desk. A 
portable oven made out of tin was placed on the burners 
when a sweet potato, or just a plain finger burning baked 
spud was on the menu. 

Making something hot to warm the stomach always 
made the schoolroom smell like mother’s kitchen. We 
were told each evening what piece of food to bring that 
could be cooked, baked or sometimes by accident, cre¬ 
mated. The most popular mouth watering stuff was when 


our teacher, Sadie Koch assigned each of us to bring a 
certain vegetable from our cellars. 

Around 11 o’clock on soup day, Sadie wuld drop 
teaching and pick up the vegetables so she could perform 
a scrubbing and slicing job on them. When all that stuff 
became hot and soft like, it was lunch time. Most of us 
considered vegetable soup quite a treat, even with that 
cellar storage taste. Also there was no buckshot to pick 
out, like in jack rabbit stew. 

When the winter snows began to blow over at the 
Zion district, hot soup was also high on the menu. But the 
makings and the floating ingredients were a little different 
over there. In the evenings, the preacher’s wife Maria 
cooked up a kettle of split peas or lentils which turned 
into lots of soup when she added a heavy dose of water. 
It was her cholesterol free specialty. 

The next morning Maria would send that pot of soup 
along with her teacher-preacher husband when he left 
early to fire up the schoolhouse. It was a simple maneu¬ 
ver when the noon hour arrived. That kettle of watery 
green stuff was placed on the school’s heating stove for 
about 20 minutes. It had the same convenience that we 
now enjoy with our modern TV dinners. That is if your 
taste ran in the split pea soup department. 

When Sunday morning came, there was also quite a 
difference between the two districts on what the 
preacher’s chores were like. The Zion preacher lived right 
alongside of his church, and had very little to do ’til preach¬ 
ing time arrived. Our minister didn’t have it so soft. 
Preacher survival at Rocklyn without an additional job 
would have been too slim a picking to keep any minister’s 
spirits in preaching shape. 


Rev. Hounsberger, the long distance preacher lived 
at Harrington where he took care of another church. 
Sunday morning found Hounsberger having to face the 
fact that the had to sit in a buggy for nearly two hours. It 
took that long for his horse to pull him to within a good 
view of the Zion church, then on north until the Rocklyn 
church loomed up on the flats of the Rocklyn country. 

To save our preacher that long buggy ride, why 
didn’t the two churches go together, and settle for one 
place of worship? Well that’s sort of a complicated story 
that didn’t allow for a breakthrough to a solution. For one 
thing there were no consolidation ideas floating around in 
those days. 

In 1925 the Evangelical church folded up. It left us 
marching to Zion to the church on the hill. Over there the 
preacher was in the process of trying to wean the older 
generation from the German language. It finally got 
down to where Rev. Mann preached his sermon in Ger¬ 
man. Then he sailed through it again in English. That sys¬ 
tem of operation made the older folks happy, but it left 
younger ears to record nothing ’til switchover time came. 

Sounds silly? Well it served a little purpose. That 
breather from the German language did give the parents 
time out to watch and see if we were soaking in what the 
preacher was saying. Also they could laugh for the se¬ 
cond time, when the preacher told the same joke in En¬ 
glish. 

As time passed, the German language got wiped out 
totally at the Zion setup. The older folks survived OK with¬ 
out receiving their spiritual messages in their native tongue. 
Both neighborhood preachers loved to talk a lot, 
and would have fitted in very nicely with our present day 
fundamentalists. 


More On Country Schools 


The sorting out process of life leaves less people 
each year to celebrate those birthdays that are connected 
with the makings of Lincoln County. One such event oc- 
cured the last Sunday in October, 1985. That’s when 
Irma Zellmer rang in her 90th birthday at the Davenport 
Methodist Church. 

For those that don’t happen to know Irma, she is a 
friendly lady that has spent a large proportion of her years 
as a working partner with her farming husband. Irma is 
the mother of Judge Zellmer, teacher Vern and Richard 
who with his family resides on a once stately farmstead. 
It’s been modernized, but in the pre-Zellmer days it was 
the show place for a lot of interesting early day social 
gatherings, but that’s another story. 

If time could take us back three score and ten years, 
you would find Irma teaching kids of all sizes out at the 
old Sassin school (south of Edwall). Her scholars are now 
retired or have served their allotted time. 

This flashback causes me to go on another school 
binge. . . so here goes. The Sassin one room school was 
built in 1889. During that era other parts of the county 
were also busy building schools so their kids wouldn’t turn 
into blockheads. Just take a look at an old surveyor’s map 



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of Lincoln County, and you will see that at one time there 
were over 60 schoolhouses dotting the country side. 

Those quaint little schoolhouses are all gone now. 
The coup de grace came in the late 1920s and early 30s. 
Some were moved and used by farmers as graineries or 
chicken houses. Most of those rural teachers married 
themselves off to young farmers. Those educated ladies 
were considered real catches by the eligible bachelors. 

It’s hard to believe but a twinkle of the past still lives 
on. Over on the coastal San Juan Islands, there is a clas¬ 
sic one room school whose bell still tolls for the dawdling 
students. It was built two years after Sassin pioneers layed 
out their school. It’s been operating continually ever 
since, and is now on the National Register of Historic 
Places. However, the school is plugged into the modern 
world via a minicomputer which kids use in their school- 
work. 

Before closing the chapter on Sassin school, let’s 

take a brief peek at what school was like nearly a century 
ago. When Sassin opened up it's brand new school, kids 
of all ages arrived and were ready to absorb some educa¬ 
tion. One of my aunts was already too old for school and 
never had a chance to receive any formal knowlege. Dad 
was a border line case, but did look a little younger than 
the teacher. However, upon reaching the fourth grade 
the little kids started calling him whiskers, so he quit. The 
teacher, Lydia Hemmersmith had only a fifth grade 
education and sort of learned along with the older kids. 

When the weather got cold there were no hot 
lunches; their stomachs had the job of warming up the 
food that was in their lunch pails. One day a lunch dis¬ 
pute caused an afternoon vacation to set in for the whole 
student body. It started when the teacher brought a can of 


sardines to school and told the boys there should be e- 
nough little suckers in the tin for a taste of fish for each 
one. When the flat tin can got to Alby Jurry he gobbled 
down what sardines were left, leaving the last boy, Joh¬ 
nny McPherson without a fish treat. Johnny just wanted 
to whop Alby for being a hog, but it turned into pounding 
the stuffings out of each other. 

When the fight ended, the two battlers walked 
home, so did the rest of the boys and girls. This left Lydia 
the teacher with nothing to do but to walk home also. 

The Sassin and Rocklyn districts are just small exam¬ 
ples of early day school life that the youngsters encoun¬ 
tered. In my own environment, the Sassin school with it’s 
small church and a cemetery down the road aways gave 
a perfect setting for the ‘little house on the prairie’ at¬ 
mosphere. 

This community in summer enjoyed the scab lands 
that wound through the district. It held the running waters 
of Rock Creek that emptied into Crab Creek. This terri¬ 
tory had a mini-falls that produced power for grinding the 
settlers’ grain. There were just lots of choice spots where 
camp meetings, picnics and outings were held. 

Farther down this ancient drainage bed was where 
the Lincoln-Adams county Pioneer Picnic grounds was 
located. It had a pavilion, grandstand, race tracks, and all 
the paraphenalia that goes with such big early day blow¬ 
outs. From the Sassin school house landmark it isn’t too 
far to the oldest continually occupied log house in the 
State of Washington. (I think so; it’s never been chal¬ 
lenged). Built 117 years ago, it’s getting a remodeling job 
by it’s present owner. In the early 1870s stage coaches 
would stop there to allow passengers to do some leg stretch¬ 
ing and later it housed the Sassin Post Office. 



Davenport In 1884 - Fourth U.S. Infantry Camped in Main Street. 













An Event In Judge Zellmer’s Life 


Frontier justice may have been crude, but the merits 
were the same as now, although some judges didn’t al¬ 
ways abide by their sworn oath. I remember my dad tell¬ 
ing about an early day judge, and his son-in-law, who 
was a lawyer. They got into a dispute, and didn’t take it to 
court. Instead they got into a downtown fist fight. The 
two had been drinking causing them to rely on their basic 
instincts. 

Over 50 years ago I saw Will Rogers in a movie role 
as a country town justice of the peace. Will was scolding a 
guy for being hauled before his bench for the second 
time. This pest was making a public nuisance of himself 
by pestering people on the streets. No it wasn’t over any 
abortion issue. This guy found other reasons to hamper 
citizens from moving about freely, so into the clink the 
justice of the peace had him put. 

Our own Judge Willard Zellmer has a much more 
educated way of handling problems than our early day 
peace makers had. It’s quite a responsibility to be a judge 
now, with all the complicated angles that appear on the 
20th century scene. You just got to know your stuff. 
These anti-abortion people could have some excitement 
going for them while their gold plated, publicity seeking 
lawyer is testing out the first amendment. 

It’s a simple trick for certain religious folks to force 
their kind of law on the rest of us by saying, “That’s what 
God said for us to do, and we are going to march here 
until the Lord tells us differently.” If they are really hear¬ 
ing voices from outer space, it could be that they are hal¬ 
lucinating. In that case they need special psychiatric treat¬ 
ment. 


Zellmer’s sentences brought out this brave statement 



from the ladies, when they said they would rather rot in 
jail than burn in hell. Even though the flames of hell are 
for eternity, that divine threat wore off in a few days, and 
the ladies decided not to start rotting in jail. After getting 
themselves sprung, they marched down to Davenport 
and asked Willard what he was going to do about that 
hellhole of a jail in Spokane. 

Now that’s asking too much from a visiting judge that 
was called as a helper to administer a point of law in Spo¬ 
kane county. There is no legal way that Judge Zellmer 
could decorate the jail for them. Someone should tell all 
prospective jail patrons that there are no special catering 
services available. 

Talk about the spreading notoriety of our own coun¬ 
try bred judge; that Sunday when Sugar and I completed 
running in a rodeo run out west at Coulee City, a short 
type lady spectator who knew who I was, came up to 
talk. After visiting briefly she said, “Judge Zellmer is not a 
Christian. If he was a Christian he wouldn’t be jailing 
those pickets that are working for the Lord.” 

Hearing words like that sort of tightened up my ton¬ 
gue. Finally I asked her what church she belongs to. She 
told me she was a Bible believer. Then I told her I didn’t 
doubt her beliefs, but was wondering what denomination 
she attends. She then informed me she attends where the 
Bible is believed and lived by. 

After she sort of put a curse on me for my viewpoints 
on religion, Sugar and I took a drive through Coulee 
City’s main street. Sure enough, about a block away from 
the town tavern, and a saloon stood an old narrow build¬ 
ing that had a large sign splashed over the top of its door 
which read, ‘Bible Believers Meet Here.’ 

It seems as the years go by there are more branches 
added to the tree of religion. I wish I’d have told that 
screwed up lady that Judge Zellmer has been church 
minded all his life and that his pioneer ancestors were 
chuck full of religion. 

The Judge has been active in about every depart¬ 
ment of the Methodist church. When I was Sunday 
School superintendent I taught Willard’s high school class 
part-time while he was attending law school. 

When young Zellmer came back to his home town 
church, he took over his old class. I was glad he did, as I 
was drifting toward material thinking and that’s bad for a 
Sunday school teacher to do. I found Willard increasingly 
taking an important role as a balance wheel between the 
young and the old church members when it came to 
practicing stable religion. 

Good gosh! Ever since Willard’s high school days, 
his voice has been blending with the church choir and for 
years he was a delegate to the Pacific Northwest Confer¬ 
ence. He was one of the earliest travelers to use the north 
pole crossing on his way to London as a delegate to the 
11th World Methodist Conference. 

That’s my version of Judge Zellmer’s record as a 
Christian. I wish I had been better prepared to explain to 
folks who like to pass judgement on someone else’s 
Christianity. 


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Nevins, a Unique Judge 


While President Roosevelt was giving us hope over 
the radio with his fireside chats, a Spanish-American War 
veteran was our Superior Court Judge. He was the very 
honorable, Judge William Nevins. 

He came to the bench bringing with him his unique 
life style that was independently of his own making. An 
individualist of the novel kind, yet his eccentric ways ne¬ 
ver influenced him in handing out fair decisions. I don’t 
believe Lincoln County will ever produce another judge 
just like him. 

The judge’s stately board like figure, especially when 
he walked from place A to place B, could be recognized 
blocks away. His striped bird-legged pants and plug hat 
was his trade mark when he reached judgeship status. 

A bachelor by choice, yet he was able to hand out 
some practical advice to the maturing young men about 
town. I asked a couple of Nevins old proteges if his advice 
was of practical value. “Yes” was the answer, “especially 
when some of us guys were inclined to sow some wild 
oats in our younger years.” Seems like the knowledge the 
judge handed out came from his own experience. 

It would take another column to squeeze in all the 
stories about the judge’s way of life. Since many tales can’t 
be verified, it wouldn’t be fair. I’m sure Nevins’ ghost had 
to suffer a few of them. Like the story about the judge 
stopping his car on the side of the road every time his 
speedometer counted off a 1000 miles for an immediate 
oil change. Since no one said they saw the judge’s skinny 
legs sticking out from under his car, changing oil, it’s hard 
to believe. 

That juicy story got started when the judge bought a 
new 1928 Dodge Victory coupe. The car’s manual read 
to change the oil at 1000 miles. When that amount of 
miles showed up on his speedometer, he was cruising a- 
round the Sprague area. The judge stopped at the nearest 
telephone and called Raymer, the garage man in Daven¬ 
port. Raymer told the judge it was safe to drive back to 
town where a service man would be waiting to get rid of 
that worn out oil. Nevins’ relic is now owned by Gary and 
Marian Geib of Wilbur. 

The judge always ate his main meal at the down¬ 
town restaurant. He was one of our first healthy eaters. 
However, he did like a slice of roast beef to go with his 
daily noon meal of one large bowl of chopped cabbage 
with a back up bowl that was filled with lettuce. It was the 
waitress’ chore to see that gobs of vinegar and oil was 
supplied to pour over all that green stuff. 

One day the judge disappeared after he was seen 
seated next to his two bowls of dinner. Finally the judge 
returned with a head of lettuce in his hand that he had 
purchased at the grocery store. He handed it to the wai¬ 
tress to be chopped up. The lettuce in his bowl that day 
was too wilted to slide down the judge’s throat. 

In the late 1930s, I was witnessing a trial of mild in¬ 
terest, when Judge Nevins suddenly declared a recess by 
announcing, “I believe some of the jurors may like to 
hear (by radio) the Joe Louis fight. That’s what I’m go¬ 
ing to do.I assure you the recess will be a short one.” 
Heavyweight champion Louis, the ‘Brown Bomber,’ was 



The present Lincoln County Superior Court Judge, Willard Zellmer, 
enjoys the history of the late Judge Nevins who passed away in 1963. 
Judge Zellmer is standing by a picture of the unforgettable judge who 
Zellmer describes as part of the folklore of Lincoln County. 

known as a quck knock-em-cold type of fighter. Sure e- 
nough, the judge predicted correctly. In less than 20 min¬ 
utes, the court was back in session. 

I couldn’t help but admire Nevins for doing what his 
inherited genes nudged him to do, rather than follow 
the protocol. A song that I like, “I Did It My Way,” applies 
to the judge. His face always looked sober. When the 
judge was visiting, I never saw him burst into a laughing 
spell. 

How did William Nevins get started in life? Well, the 
first thing he did when he turned into a man was to serve 
two years in the army during the Spanish American War. 
Upon coming west from Iowa, Nevins worked on a stock 
ranch, and homesteaded in the Odessa area. He also 
taught school at Bluestem and around Odessa. 

Deciding to get smarter, Nevins got a hold of more 
education, so he could become a lawyer. This path even¬ 
tually lead him to become our judge for Lincoln County. 
He served from 1928 to 1944. Then he slipped back in as 
judge from 1952 to 1956. 

All those years of Judge Nevin’s wage earnings made 
him grow heavily in monetary value. He didn’t have a 
family to raise, and his Dodge Victory Six didn’t cost him 
much to run because he changed the oil at the correct 
time. The judge just simply piled up a lot of dough! 

The Veterans of Foreign Wars figured it would be an 
honor to have his honor become a member of their orga¬ 
nization as a representative of the Spanish-American 
War. To get the judge interested, they paid his member¬ 
ship dues. 

This so pleased his honor that he left this veteran 
group a good size slice of his inheritance. That organiza- 



tion is now able to perform civic projects from the Nevins 
fund. Though he was not a religious guy, he left a good 
size chunk of his left over dough when he died to the 
four main churches in Davenport. Wherever the judge 
landed after his retirement, he dug into his inheritance 
bag a little deeper. A nursing home and the Odessa hos¬ 
pital were remembered very well by this reserved bache¬ 
lor. 

When Judge Nevins passed away in 1963, the Da¬ 
venport Times was asked by a reader, “How come there 
was no picture in the paper of the deceased judge?” The 
next week’s Times printed the answer to this reader’s 
question. It seems years before the judge’s retirement, a 
photographer was sent to get some pictures of Nevins. 
This is what Judge Nevins told the photographer. “Once, 
years ago, I was seated inside of an outhouse on a nearby 
farm when a startling shreik sounded outside of the door. 


In alarm, without thinking, I kicked the door open to see 
what was going on. I heard a shutter snap and saw a 
friend standing there with a camera pointed directly at my 
somewhat exposed frame. I arose, made some necessary 
adjustments and attacked, destroying the film in the cam¬ 
era. 

“There has never been another photo taken of me. 
And there never will be.” This concluded His Honor’s 
statement. 

That’s what the judge thought. Sugar’s brother-in- 
law, George Mielke, at considerable risk, sneaked up on 
old Judge Nevins at a Harrington barbeque and snapped 
a picture of his honor’s face. It was the only known pic¬ 
ture ever taken of the judge. In memory of a unique 
judge, Judge Zellmer had an enlargement made of 
George’s prized picture. It’s now hanging on the court 
room wall. 


Promoter, Judge Warren 


Let me share what an old time judge had to say 
about our county. From 1900 to 1907, Lincoln County 
didn’t know how great it was ’til a smart guy by the name 
of W.T. Warren got elected judge. He not only took care 
of horse thieves, and other bad guys that needed to be 
punished, he promoted our county as worth considering, 
if at all interested in living a prosperous life. 

When Judge Warren spoke, Lincoln County lis¬ 
tened. To him, the name of Lincoln carried thoughts of 
freedom from bondage. “No other county in the State of 
Washington can show as many citizens who came to it 
broke and in debt, and who are now living in ease and 
comfort, free from debt and with money in the bank, as 
Lincoln County,” so said Judge Warren. It’s interesting to 
know that Lincoln County had a financial secret that we 
now have lost. 

For those of us that grew up here years ago, this ear¬ 
ly day judge makes us feel that we were the greatest. He 
stated, “Lincoln County citizens are the most indepen¬ 
dent and up to date class of citizens to be found anywhere 
in the state.” His reasons were that Lincoln County Pio¬ 
neers grew up rugged on sage brush, jack rabbits, arid cay- 
use ponies. The other counties must have been short of 
these basic ingredients. 

The judge went on to say, “I cannot call to mind a 
single farmer who came to town to do his trading, who 
came in a buggy or surrey; they came for necessities in an 
ordinary farm wagon, using a board with cleats nailed on 
it in place of a spring seat, for the reason that the spring 
seat cost extra, and they did not have the means to buy 
it.” 

Since many progressive settlers had family sized or¬ 
chards, Judge Warren had visions that our county was 
fast becoming the fruit center of the Inland Empire. He 
made this statement; “Up to ten years ago, the man who 
attempted to raise fruit on the high land and away from 
the river bottoms would have been considered a fit sub¬ 
ject for the insane asylum; today the upland fruit grower 
is considered on par with, if not ahead of the river bottom 
orchardist.” 



The judge proceeds to tell about all those fruit trees 
that I missed seeing when I was a kid. “Peaches, pears, 
plums, apricots, and berries grow to such perfection in 
this county, that we do not have to take our hats off to 
any other county in the state. Our orchards are young, 
thrifty and free from disease . . . We can even now make 
some of the fruit growing counties open their eyes.” 

Even the mule raisers around Harrington caught the 
gazing eyes of Judge Warren, and brought forth this 
statement from him; “In portions of the county the far¬ 
mers have engaged extensively in mule raising with such 
success that the Missouri or Kentucky mule breeders 
would be made to turn green with envy.” 

Reardan came in for some praises too. The judge 
spotted a sorghum mill that town. It had just started to 


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use the cane which he said was being raised along the 
Spokane River. A concrete factory was busy making con¬ 
crete vaults for storing surplus money in. He also men¬ 
tioned Harrington as the future manufacturing spot for 
farm machinery. 

The judge recognized Davenport for its soda water 
factory. Maybe the courthouse and the Judge’s Chamber 
was all he figured Davenport was capable of. However he 
did state that Davenport grew lots of extra high grade 
wheat, which we all know, so that’s not old time news. 

Seems like it was important to the judge about want¬ 
ing everyone to know that our county was full of Chris¬ 
tians. He states; “Lincoln County is a Christian county. I 
am unable to say exactly how many churches there are in 
the county, but from where I sit at my desk I can count 
eight church spires raising heavenward . . . and Sunday 

Pioneer 

Before the turn of the century, the idea of a pioneer 
picnic on Crab Creek entered the minds of our early set¬ 
tlers. The first picnic was on the primitive side. The tall 
grass was their chairs. Songs and speeches were heard 
echoing through that wide coulee. For horse racing, they 
used the trail-like roads that wind through pastures and 
fields. Foot races took place where rocks and sagebrush 
were scarce. For that one day outing, everyone brought 
enough food to keep their bellies full. 

In 1902, this pioneer group got big enough to turn 
itself into the Lincoln-Adams Counties Historical Associa¬ 
tion. To be a member, all you had to do was to have lived 
around here before Washington became a state. 

That active bunch really went to work down on Crab 
Creek. They laid out and built all the things needed to 
make those pioneer people happy for three days. An au¬ 
thentic horse race track was scooped out, and a large 
grandstand was connected to the track. For evenings of 
paired off closeness, a good sized dance pavillion was erect¬ 
ed. A midway was laid out for hucksters, a merry-go- 
round, and a speakers stand for acts of entertainment. 

One year a pretty lady did some death defying stunts 
from a smoke filled balloon that was on its way to the sky. 


schools are held in various school houses.” 

Judge Warren left a lot of praises for us Lincoln 
County blue bloods to gloat over. It should give us 
enough ego to last to our dying day. Here is his final state¬ 
ment: “The farmers of Lincoln County are not the typical 
hay-seeds we are pictured in the funny papers, but the 
strong, healthy, intelligent men and women, well read, 
independent and self-confident, who are able to hold 
their own with any people on earth, capable of convers¬ 
ing intelligently on any subject from wheat raising to high 
finance . . . (I didn’t know that.) 

“Taking it all in all with our great natural advantages 
and the character of our citizens, as a whole, a man can 
truly be proud of the fact that he is a citizen of the greatest 
county in the greatest state in these United States, LIN¬ 
COLN COUNTY WASHINGTON.” 

Picnic 

It’s too bad that more of these pioneer picnic events 
were not put down in writing. All we have now is just a 
mouth to mouth recall of past events, that can get lost 
through repetition. The time I attended was the year the 
depression put the picnic on its last legs. My dad’s high¬ 
light of the picnic was the year his life long friend Max 
Mecklenburg was busy showing off Lincoln County’s first 
airplane to the crowd. My aunt Minnie won all the foot 
races for her age group while living at Ed wall. All relatives 
of pioneer families had similar stories to tell. 

Fortunately I have received quite a few letters that 
have a lot of authentic old time information. Upon read¬ 
ing Kik-backs, Bob Harding of Sprague was reminded 
that his old uncle, Johnnie Harding went with the Kik 
brothers to homestead in the Lake Creek area. Bob then 
called me up and told me that Ruby Harding, Johnnie’s 
half-sister is still very much alive, and has been living in 
Los Angeles since 1920. 

This exciting news caused me to send a letter to 
Ruby. The information I received from her was like hitting 
the jack-pot. She remembers so well when as an adoles¬ 
cent, she attended those early day Lincoln-Adams 
County picnics. Her letter of recalls is unique and histori- 



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The beginning of Main Street on the Pioneer 
Picnic grounds. 

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cal. With her permission, here are the important con¬ 
tents: 

“Dear Walt. I enjoyed your book very much . . . 
John Harding was my half brother. He used to tell us 
stories about the days he and Charlie Kik worked for Jack 
Lucas on the Figure Three Ranch near Sprague Lake. He 
was always a glamourous figure to me. Very gentle, but 
lots of fun. He used to come home every fall to help 
father hunt wild geese, sage hens, and prairie chickens 
which abounded in those days, also to take the current 
school ‘marm’ to a couple of country dances. 

“My aunt Agnes’ husband, George Tufts used to tell 
us stories of Wild Goose Bill . . . What a character. The 
Chappels you mentioned were our neighbors up Lords 
Valley ... I saw Will Rogers once in 1921. My mother’s 
foster sister Lois Miller, was working at the Beverly Hills 
Hotel. I was visiting with her when Will came through the 
lobby wearing a sheepskin coat and rubber boots. He 
stopped to give Lois a message, and he gave us both a 
cute grin. 

“I used to camp with my aunt Georgie and her hus¬ 
band Myiell Miller every year at the Pioneer Picnic. It was 
the main event of the summer. Charlie Bethel would 
hold forth in the speakers stand. Sleepy Armstrong 
usually won most of the horse races. Sleepy later became 
quite a figure in the racing business ... I have a copy of 
his history which was written up a few years before he 
died, I’ll send it to you . . . Then there was Mr. Carrico 
and his Merry-go-round. He had been an old circus man, 
and it was through the circus that he acquired the Merry- 
go-round. . .It was of normal size, the same as you’d see at 
any amusement park today. It was run by a stationary 
steam engine, and played music. We country kids were 
fascinated by it. Young couples and a lot of older people 
rode it... 

“One year the picnic featured a balloon ascension. 
We were all thrilled when the balloon was inflated and 
rose very high into the air, carrying a very fancy looking 
girl in pink tights, who would perform stunts on a trapeze 
suspended from a cage of the balloon. 


“That was before the automobile and good roads. 
There were barns to take care of the campers’ horses. 
Some horses were staked out to grass in a nearby field. 
There were wagons, hacks and buggies parked among 
the trees . . . 

“Before long we had a stage couple from Spokane 
who came every year to entertain us. They would set up 
a platform on the ‘midway’ and sing and put on skits. 
Both had good voices. She wore her hair very short and 
was ‘stagey’ looking, about forty, which we kids consid¬ 
ered very old. She always sang, ‘If the men were all trans¬ 
ported far beyond the northern sea.’ 

“The ‘midway’ was occupied with all kinds of 
booths, where one could buy all kinds of trinkets. Souve¬ 
nirs, banners, pictures, etc. Also ice cream and cotton 
candy. Walt McClelland, old Russell Bacon’s nephew, 
who resembled Andy Gump was there writing and selling 
calling cards. He was a fantastic penman, and had taken 
many prizes for his fancy scrolls, birds, etc. . . After the 
ballroom was added, the picnic became more popular 
than ever with a very good orchestra. 

“The period between the Spanish American War 
and the first World War was a great time to live in the 
country. People seemed happier and more secure then. 
Also our language was intact. “Gay” meant only light 
hearted, and a ‘faggot’ was only a bundle of sticks pre¬ 
pared for burning... 

“Those were the days, but we tend to forget about 
the bad things. The flies for one. Where there were 
horses there were flies. We had fly poison and tangle foot 
all over the house. And there was the dust which one 
kicked up whenever one went, and the chuck holes! 
Thank God for Mr. Macuham who gave us better roads. 
I’ve lived in California ever since 1920, but I’m still a 
‘Country Jake’ at heart. 

“Aaron Miller, my step grandfather and family were 
the first to promote the picnic. Others were the Baldwins, 
Gees, Kitty Johnson and her husband, Jake Smith who 
fought in the civil war . . . and a group from Ritzville. 

“There are a lot of old characters 1 could tell you 


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about. You’re too young to remember Joe Pickle, Tom 
Lakina and his nephew Tobe. Anita Malinado and her 
step father ‘Old Grizzly Revenaugh!’ The only old timers I 
know in Harrington are George Umberwast and Frank 
Gately. 

“I remember well those pioneer picnic days . . . Be¬ 
sides the entertainment, getting together to catch up on 


local news, sharing picnic lunches, having foot races and 
other games...In addition to horse races there were base¬ 
ball games and a pretty good track meet. People came 
from all over for these events . . . One year we came 
home in a header box. You have a writing style reminis¬ 
cent of the sagebrush and scab rock of that country.” 
Love, Ruby 


A Visit With Ruby Harding 


The following year I got a phone call from Bob Hard¬ 
ing. He stated that his historical aunt Ruby (one of such 
rare breeds left) is up from Los Angeles. She is taking 
time out from her busy schedule of enjoying life, and 
attending the Santa Anita race track. Ruby grew up in the 
Harrington-Sprague area. Having corresponded with 
her, I was anxious to meet her. 

On my way down to the Harding Brothers ranch, I 
couldn’t help but wonder why Ruby, still in her prime for¬ 
sook her homeland for a spot in Los Angeles. 

Upon meeting her, the pleasure was all mine. This 
alert girl, who soon wil be seeing 90 years of life on this 
planet, had a lot to tell me. This veteran at living, who 
calls herself a ‘Country Jake’ at heart, has fallen for the 
glamour of California living, and loves every minute of it. 

Ruby fully intended to come back to her old nesting 
place, but the depression of the 30s locked her in down 
there. Under the Roosevelt administration, the Federal 
Government got on the ball, and took care of a lot of 
stuff. They gave Ruby a chance to make a living by con¬ 
tinually employing her in various government depart¬ 
ments until retirement set in. 

Life got into gear with Ruby when at a tender age 
she attended a dancing school for kids in Sprague. Be¬ 
fore reaching the established age for public dancing, she 
went to a masquerade dance at Harrington. 

As Ruby’s friends were older, she wanted to keep up 
with them, and masqueraded as Little Red Ridinghood. It 


assured her just about every dance with ‘Jockey’ Adams 
of Harrington, a full grown little guy jockey. Ruby let 
Adams do all the talking, so he never realized how young 
she was ‘til it was time to pull their disguises off. 

Ruby also knew Harrington’s ‘Sleepy’ Armstrong, a 
nationally known jockey. These two professional horse 
riders could have planted the early seeds of Ruby’s inter¬ 
est in horses. Harrington’s history is noted for such go¬ 
ings-on. Ruby happens to be the last of the originals. 

After discussing many early events, I asked Ruby 
what she contributed her good health to. “Horses,” was 
her reply, “When I worry about my favorite horse instead 
of myself, it keeps me alive, and free of depression.” 

Ruby has a strong desire to sit down, and write up 
the many events that she so sharply remembers. But I’m 
afraid she is too busy living to take that much time out. 
Ruby would like to move back here when she thinks it’s 
about time to be planted. 

Ruby’s vivid details of early day Lincoln-Adams 
Counties Pioneer Picnic has been properly recorded in 
the Davenport Times Centennial Issue. She will visit the 
site of the old Pioneer Picnic ground before returning to 
Los Angeles. 

Contrary to my way of thinking, there is strong evi¬ 
dence, that if you spend decades enjoying watching horses 
run around in circles, you can actually keep from becom¬ 
ing an old grouch. Ruby is living proof of that. She has 
such an open mind. It was a pleasure visiting with her. 


Her Tragic Death 


Dreaming about old time Christmases was interrup¬ 
ted last year when Richard and Bob Harding of Sprague 
called up to inform me that their aunt Ruby lost her life to 
a couple of thugs down in Los Angeles. 

To me, Ruby Harding was the best informed person 
on Lincoln County history during the era she lived in. Al¬ 
though just a teenager during my dad’s escapades in the 
Sprague-Harrington district, she verified many events 
that my dad told, also authentic stories I didn’t know 
about. 

This 90 year old walking historian wasn’t ready to 
accept old age. She was returning from the Santa Anita 
Race Track where she loved to watch the horses run 
around. By herself and in front of her apartment, two thugs 
beat and robbed her, and left her laying on the street. She 
lived long enough to phone her nephews to tell them that 


robbers finally had a chance to do her in. 

Ruby didn’t mind living in the heart of Los Angeles 
in all that smog. Last year on her last trip up here, she 
stated, “There is something happening down there all the 
time. It might be a murder, and I have been robbed four 
times.” 

A highly spirited lady, I marveled at her open mind¬ 
edness on many subjects. Ruby told Sprague reporter, 
Maureen Bourne that she feels people are kinder to 
each other today than in earlier history. “People are more 
tolerant because everyone is sinning,” smiled Ruby. “It’s 
a great life if you know how to handle it. Some people 
can’t. If you take anything too serious, it will get you,” ad¬ 
ded Ruby. Undoubtedly she wasn’t serious enough about 
the risk of living such an independent and self sufficient 
life in a city that she didn’t fear. 


A Pioneer Built Plane 



Bower 


Mecklenberg first homemade plane 
built In the Inland Empire (1912) and 
probably was the last. 


A few old timers still remember the first plane that 
flew over Lincoln County in 1919.. .It had to come down 
in a stubble field near Rocklyn. because the engine quit 
working. Now. what about the first homemade plane that 
made it off of Lincoln County soil? 

It was in 1912. out at the Pioneer Picnic grounds. 
Max Mecklenburg and a partner by the name of Reuben 
Bower made aviation history. 

This big event happened just nine years after the 
Wright brothers short flight, thus giving Lincoln County a 
duplicate of the same feat. Except for an added third kite¬ 
like wing that stuck out for moral support, the plane was 
very similar to the Kitty Hawk that is now in the Smithso¬ 
nian Institute in Washington D.C. It was a ‘do-it-yourself 
built plane. Those guys found plans in a newspaper and 
a magazine. It was built of spruce and Washington fir. 
and was powered by a two-cycle 48 H.P. motor that had 
300 pounds of pushing power. 

When Mecklenburg and Bower got it all glued to¬ 
gether. they hauled it down to Harrington from Colville, 
by wagon. On June 16. 1912, this headless biplane The 
Mecklenburg-Bower Special’ was drug out to the Pioneer 
Picnic grounds and put on exhibition. A tent large enough 
to conceal this wonder was erected over it. To be 
able to see this thing that defied gravity, a ticket stand was 
set up with a 25 cents admission sign pasted on it. Self 
appointed, would-be pilot Reuben Bower said if sufficient 
inducement was offered, they would make an exhibition 


flight over the grounds. 

The final day of the Pioneer Picnic was fast coming 
to an end. The paid up customers were expecting a test 
flight from that darned contraption. Cold feet sort of set 
in on those two guys. Rocks and trees around the camp 
ground looked pretty threatening. Finally, the plane was 
dragged up out of Crab Creek to a strip of summerfallow. 
Max told my dad it would be softer, if the plane got up 
and fell down. 

The darn thing did get up and flew about a hundred 
yards before landing cock-eyed on the edge of the sum- 
merfailow. After all, it did make history as being the first 
plane to fly in the Inland Empire. Mecklenburg and 
Bower had a much larger crowd watching than the 
Wright Brothers had, and they didn’t have a windy hill to 
take off from either. Later the plane got off the ground six 
more times without anyone getting killed. 

Not long after that Pioneer Picnic gathering cn Crab 
Creek, pilot Bower died from a busted appendix at the 
age of 35. Some figured the rough landings did him in. 
Upon the death of Lincoln County’s first pilot, the head¬ 
less biplane was shipped to California where its fate is un¬ 
known. Old Max Mecklenburg did live to a seasoned age. 
Since this writing his wife passed away in the Davenport 
Nursing Home, and his son Edward died at the Bluestem 
farm home.. The propeller from Lincoln County’s first 
homemade plane can be viewed for inspection at the Da¬ 
venport Museum. 



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Frontier Town 


On a Friday night in January 1985, the Bluestem 
Grange gave me a i opportunity to tell what I knew about 
early day Bluestem. We had a perfect setting foi talking 
over the early days of Bluestem. The foggy weather had 
a way of knocking out the electricity. The whole Grange 
ritual, and the lecture hour was conducted by candlelight, 
just like in the old log cabin days. 

This flickering light event was held in the old two 
story school house. The upper part was never used as a 
school. It was built by settlers who had dreams that this 
railroad station would never stop growing. 

In 1892, when the Great Northern Railroad got its 
tracks laid as far as what is now Bluestem, they drove a 
Moscow sign into the bunchgrass. Settlers took up the 
hint, and began building a frontier town. 

It grew to the size and shape that would have made a 
perfect setting to suit the modern movie producer of to¬ 
day. All the buildings condensed for frontier town, USA 
were there. 

A well traveled wagon road that fed this town, 
crossed the railroad tracks as it entered main street. Rows 
of seven shed like wheat warehouses occupied the rail¬ 
road siding. Also a depot, and section house. 

Across from this fairly wide dirt street, a wooden side¬ 
walk, the full length of the main drag was nailed to¬ 
gether. The buildings that were using this boardwalk, 
were first, a two story hotel, located on the starting end of 
the wooden sidewalk, followed by a sh£d like meat mar¬ 
ket, and storage building. 

Then came another two story building. The upstairs 
of this sturdy structure was the town’s dance hall. Down¬ 
stairs was the general store. A small bricked in bank took 
up some of the general store. Next to this combination 
building was the town’s livery stable, where the flies had a 
hard time staying out of the general store. 

If you kept walking the boardwalk to the west, a 
small empty space appeared. It was a place where drunks 
could sober up before riding their horses out of town. 
Then came the saloon. If you decided to pass it up. a few 
steps farther would take you to the restaurant. 

Then came a break in the sidwalk. It put you on 


ground level, ’til a few feet brought you up to the board¬ 
walk again, where the town’s blacksmith shop, and 
chop mill took up quite a lot of space. 

When those old timers got this far through main 
street, a lot of them thought about getting a shave, and 
maybe a bath. Handily right west of this wagon repairing 
and horse shoeing shop was the town’s barber shop. 
From there a stretch down to the end of the wooden side¬ 
walk was the post office. Usually that was the last stop 
before heading home. 

A town without a jail or a church, the citizens must 
have been able to keep themselves out of trouble. Quite 
an achievement, especially since they didn’t have any 
protection, or guidelines to follow. 

How come that new town of Moscow changed its 
name to Bluestem? It all got started way down under in 
Australia. Long before the turn of the century, a spring 
wheat was growing down there under the name of Blue¬ 
stem. Later the variety migrated across the ocean, and set¬ 
tled for a while in Davis, California. It didn’t like it there; 
the hot weather gave Bluestem a sickly look. 

The wheat was shipped north to a cooler country. 
The main flow of Bluestem found a home suitable to its 
natural environment at Moscow. 

John Fry, an eccentric farmer with lots of rich acres, 
farmed north of Moscow. He was so thrilled with the 
good job Bluestem wheat did to enlarge his already 
stuffed pocketbook, that he insisted that the newly 
formed town of Moscow change its name to Bluestem. 

It's interesting to note that the last homestead that 
wasn’t taken, was all fenced in by the surrounding settlers 
to protect their newly gotten land. When word got out 
that this 160 acres was still up for grabs, Pete Selde, and 
another guy thought it was worth the race to Sprague. 
They both headed fast like in that direction. Mr. Selde 
was 15 minutes faster getting there. The ink was dry be¬ 
fore the other interested party arrived. 

This ghost town is where our unique Judge Nevins 
got his start on his way to knowledge, and practical ex¬ 
perience. His Honor taught school in Bluestem’s old sin¬ 
gle room school house. 


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At one time. Bluestem must have been a gay old 
town. My dad spent one of his early Fourth of July 
celebrations with the celebrating Bluestemites. About this 
time, another bank was built, but it never opened, so it 
didn't have a chance to go into bankruptcy. 


There were no empty gold mines there to help dry 
up Bluestem. Heavy wheat yields will never revive this 
ghost town. It’s now just a place for local farmers to un¬ 
load their crops. I believe the Bill Warwicks are the hon¬ 
orary caretakers of this once busy place. 


Two Old Time Doctors 


The early settlers around here must have been well 
read. There was no excuse if they weren't. Seventy seven 
years ago. the Lincoln County Times was delivered to 
homes throughout Lincoln County for only $1.50 a year. 
If you were really hooked on reading, for 50 cents extra a 
year, the Times would see that you got the twice-a-week 
Seattle P.I. 

In the days of cheap newspaper reading, they also 
had a cure for cancer. Wonder what happened to the 
cure. An ad read: Cancer cured without pain, knife, in¬ 
convenience. or leaving home. The Mason treatment en¬ 
dorsed by the International Medical Congress and promi 
nent physicians to be the only actual cure. All other me¬ 
thods are acknowledged useless. 

Speaking of physicians, Davenport had its first in¬ 
ventor doctor scads of years before Dr. Thompson ap¬ 
plied for a patent on his ’Washington Lighting Sticks.’ Old 
Doc. Whitney was quite a guy. He practiced medicine 
here around the turn of the century. His logical approach 
to health sold quite well among the early Davenport set¬ 
tlers. He figured that the mop and the carpet sweepers 
were the worse spreader of diseases. 

In an article. Dr. Whitney made this statement: “If 
you have a carpet sweeper, look it over and you will find 
it filled with hair, dust, lint, etc., and all these make it one 
of the best places for germs of all kinds to grow, and this is 
what you are sweeping your rugs and carpets with daily. 

“You have a case of cholera, typhoid, diphtheria, 
scarlet fever, or any of the germ diseases that are deposi¬ 
ted on the floor from patient, either from the bowels or 
sputa. The mop is used to take it up. and when you want 
to mop your kitchen or dining room, this same mop is 
used, so we are spreading germs of different kinds all 
over our floors.” 

It does sound yukky doesn't it? The doctor went on 
to say, “Would you allow your children to associate with 
people that had never taken a bath? Has your carpet 
sweeper ever had one? And still you are using this daily 
and letting your children associate with it. You are inhal¬ 
ing its dust, taking in the germs, and inviting all kinds of 
disease to yourself and family... 

“Take consumption for instance; how often do we 
see several cases in the same family stricken with the dis¬ 
ease, one after another. I now have cases under my care 
that I firmly believe have been taken from the floor or car¬ 
pet. Think of the eczema of the hands which the good 
housewife has contracted by wringing the mop. 

“This winter, while thinking the subject over, I inven¬ 
ted a mop and sweeper that you can sterilize, or boil with¬ 
out injuring neither floors, carpet or sweeper. You can 
use strong lye, or boiling water, take it all up clean and 
dry and wear your white kid gloves and not soil them. It 
will take the dirt out of every crack on the floor, and even 


out of the pores of the wood. Run this same cleaner back 
over the floor to take up all the water and dirt, no dust to 
inhale. You can also sweep your floor when dry. The 
casing of this cleaner is made of solid metal, not a seam to 
hide a germ; the brush is made of the best bristle attaina¬ 
ble. It’s a brush you can’t injure, or scald with boiling 
water from your teakettle. You have it always clean. On 
the end is a scrub brush which by reversing the cleaner 
adapts itself to the floor. 

“I am having a carload manufactured in Cleveland 
Ohio, and they will be sold by agents only. So when one 
calls on you treat him or her courteously, let them show 
you how it works, and convince yourself of its merit. 
They are not expensive, and I am confident no home will 
be without one. I have also patented the same cleaner on 
a larger scale for a street cleaner. It will clean a street and 
not a grain of dust will escape, deposit it in a large box, 
and when full can be dumped or emptied, wherever de¬ 
sired. No dust to be deposited on the sidwalks or window 
fronts. I have named it “The Sanitary Floor and Carpet 
Washer.” 

Even though it was a good idea, there are no records 
whether Dr. Whitney’s scare tactics ever sold very many 
of his germ chasing floor and carpet washers. His super 
street cleaner model wasn't ever a big hit. The blowing 
winds kept the streets clean enough to suit most city 
councils. 

Inventor Doctor Whitney saw most of his patients in 
their homes. It’s been quite a spell since doctors came out 
to the ranch to see sick people. Early day doctors only 
had to toss a little black bag and a road map into their 
rigs. Nowdays it would be quite a chore to lug all their 
modern equipment around from the clinic. 

The first automobile I remember seeing, was when 
sickness sent mother to bed. When mom refused to eat 
chicken soup,dad called in on our newly installed phone 
line, and told the doctor to come out and see what’s the 
matter with mom. 

An hour later a cloud of dust appeared as Doctor 
Adam drove up to the porch. He was driving a large 
looking, rather top-heavy car, that held his wife and a 
friend. After a quick visit to see mom, the doctor left the 
house in a hurry. Since doctors are people too, he was 
excited to show dad all the features his new car had. After 
a close inspection, the doctor took dad for a ride to Rock- 
lyn and back. 

Since we were pasturing his wife’s retired saddle 
horse. Doc Adam and his wife extended their stay by 
walking out to the pasture to see her old four legged 
transportation. Because mom wasn't in such a hot condi¬ 
tion, the doctor went in the house before leaving, to 
check her over for the second time. It was like getting two 
office calls for the price of one. 


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Home Deliver y 


Things were different when a lot of us older ones got 
born. There was no high technical equipment setting in 
the doctor’s office. When a call came in that a baby some¬ 
where was about to be born, all that was available for the 
doctor to grab, was his little brown bag and a pair of pul¬ 
ling hooks if it happened to be an instrument baby. Then 
down the country road he would go. 

When 1 was a year and a half old, in the same bed¬ 
room where Sugar and I now spend about a third of our 
time, my sister was born. That blessed event of long ago 
happened near the spot where the Kiks now point their 
feet when they are asleep. Twenty four years later, sister 
Ethel gave birth to daughter Evelyn in the same bed¬ 
room, and 1 believe in the same bed that Ethel was born. 

So far. Sugar has never used the birthing room. 

At the tail end of harvest 51 years ago, time was ap 
proaching for me to become an uncle. When count-down 
started, my sister packed her things and came back to the 
place of her childhood days so she could make mother a 
midwife and grandmother at the same time. 

Late that afternoon when things began looking like 
motherhood was approaching, mom called Doctor Sew¬ 
ell. The doctor hurriedly shoved down an early supper, 
and drove out to the farm. 

Upon arriving, Sewell took charge by checking over 
the soon to be mother. He told Emerson, the father-to-be 
to keep his shirt on; that it could be quite a while before 


things around here would start to happen. The at¬ 
mosphere calmed down and most everyone started social 
izing over some coffee with the doctor. 

Wednesday nights at the movie house in town were 
drawing nights for cash prizes. So I snuck out and went to 
see the movie “Wagon Wheels.” After watching a lot of 
Indians shoot arrows at some covered wagons. 1 was an 
xious to find out if the baby had arrived. It didn't take me 
long to get home when the last prize was drawn. 

As soon as I entered the house. I knew the baby 
hadn’t been born yet. Emerson and the doctor were dis¬ 
cussing past football games. The front room was stuffed 
with cigarette smoke. “We are still waiting,” the doctor 
told me as he got up to check on sister. 

This time Doctor Sewell didn’t come out of the bed¬ 
room, instead he called the excited, soon to be father in 
to help administer ether. Doctor’s theory was to put Ethel 
into semi-dreamland so she wouldn’t feel all the neces¬ 
sary pains of the baby being born. 

A lot of ether missed Ethel’s nose and traveled right 
up into Emerson’s nose. It caused future father to pass 
out, and he had to be helped to the upstairs bedroom. 

When the clock was close to striking midnight, the 
voice of baby Evelyn was heard. Emerson slept soundly 
through it all and didn’t learn ’til breakfast time that he 
had finally become a daddy. 


Mondovi And The Zeimantz Family 


There was little acknowledgement of Mondovi in 
that excellent Centennial Special that the Davenport 
Times put out in 1983. Sugar was asked if there was any¬ 
thing about Mondovi in the ‘controversial’ Centennial 
Cookbook. Well, very darn little. Between how to make 
Mennonite Chicken and Squirrel Soup, there is a para¬ 
graph on Mondovi. 

Since so much has been written about Rocklyn, it’s a 
shame Mondovi has been forsaken. After all it’s the same 
distance from our county seat as Rocklyn is. except you 
got to go in a different direction. 

In 1889 the railroad missed Mondovi when it was 
building its way to Coulee City. So the town had to be 
moved down to where the railroad tracks were. Accord¬ 
ing to records when Mondovi became Mondovi, there 
were only 16 humans inside that proclaimed spot. How¬ 
ever, when a saw mill got going the usual frontier buildings 
began to appear. It helped Mondovi turn into a mini 
town. A blacksmith shop went into business mending 
broken rigs and farm equipment. The chop and feed mill 
supplied supplemental food for a lot of animals. A well 
cared for cemetery is still doing business on the outskirts 
of what is left of this burg. 

Mondovi gave me a place to be born in. Proud to say 
it was a decent village. Even though it had a saloon, it left 
no permanent effects on my dad during the time my 
newly married parents lived there. It had room for two 
churches, so you see it was a place more holier than aver¬ 


age for a place of its size. Streyffeler, the famous old time 
Lincoln County preacher got his start by preaching in 
Mondovi’s Evangelical church. Later Streyffeler became 
converted to the Pentecostal faith. A well known Catholic 
family supplied the town with lots and lots of good Catho 
lies. It was a tough place for a heathen to survive. 

Every settlement has a heritage tale of some kind to 
tell. Mondovi is no different than any other place. True, 
old time events are slanted to what one knows about the 
past. 

So now let’s start off by heading east of Mondovi for 
a five minute walk down railroad avenue. There to the 
left lived a guy by the name of George Betts. He had a 
farm but needed a wife, so he marreid my Aunt Lou. 
George then built a fancy home. He came from an inven¬ 
tive family, so built a factory like shop that was powered 
by the wind. Shop holidays were when the air stood still. 

Having no control over a fatal illness. George Betts 
died, leaving behind a practically brand new wife. My 
aunt then picked for her second husband, a gambler and 
a rounder by the name of Jack Smith. Being full of faith, 
she had plans to reform him. Finally Auntie Lou realized 
husband number two had no desire to look at the hind 
ends of horses all day long while doing field work, so she 
sold the farm to my dad. 

We will now drift back into Mondovi proper where in 
1896, a couple by the name of John and Susan Zeimantz 



contributed considerably to the population of Mondovi by 
raising ten children there. Eight girls and two boys, a lopsi¬ 
ded figure that helped balance out a male dominated 
population. 

John helped support the family by working for the 
Puget Sound warehouse in Mondovi. while his wife ran a 
boarding house on main street. During the peak season, 
she fed up to 20 hungry workers, family style for 25 cents 
a meal Poor and unspoiled, the rapidly maturing off¬ 
springs pitched in to make survival possible. Something like 
the Walton family on TV. 

Community life provided this town’s entertainment. 
On Sunday afternoons the passenger train arrived from 
Spokane with a supply of mail and a stack of Sunday 
papers that sold for 5 cents. Folks would drive into town 
and tie up their live transportation, so they could socialize 
with friends and neighbors. By the time the crowd reached 
its usual size, the locomotive smoke could be seen 
in the distance. 

A special event would come to this burg, when a one 
man traveling show, showed up. King Kennedy made 
annual appearances at the schoolhouse with his Punch 
and Judy show. King could make those rag dolls talk in a 
ventriloquism fashion to the amusement of bug-eyed 
youngsters and fun filled adults. The Zeimantz children all 
got free tickets to the show in exchange for supplying 
boarding house meals to the man that could throw his 
voice. 


The Zeimantz teenagers were a friendly bunch. Re¬ 
gardless of their inherited faith, attending a Protestant 
church was no sweat. They got to see a cross section of 
life in an early day town that never grew. 

Eligible bachelors came in various sizes and profes¬ 
sions. Among the wife seekers, competition ran high for 
the attention of the Zeimantz girls. Even their names 
sounded attractive, Mary. Gertie. Irene, Sophia. Minnie, 
Lena, Susie, and Margaret. 

Before marriage, my dad was stuck on Gertie, but 
events didn’t jell. After marrying my mother dad forgot to 
take the picture of Gertie off the dresser top. Upon re¬ 
turning from their honeymoon, mom wanted to know 
what the picture signed “With Love” was all about. 

Mother, coming from a tightly knitted German- 
Russian background felt lost in the mixed society village 
of Mondovi. By the time I got born, the Zeimantzes made 
mother feel right at home. So much so that mom hated to 
leave Mondovi when migration started us back to Rock- 
lyn. 

Years later, who was the first to get to see our brand 
new, day old 1916 model T Ford? The Zeimantz tribe. 
Without any driver’s training, dad was able to steer the 
Ford to Mondovi with only two rest stops. A 13 mile non¬ 
stop trip got us back home that evening. 

The passing of time has not totally wiped out the 
family of twelve. One of the girls, Sophia Phillips is very 
much alive and is still living in Mondovi. 


Creston 


A few years back. Creston was about to become 
great. The lumber mill was busy making lumber. When 
Washington Water Power pegged Creston as the nicest 
spot for making lots of electricity, news reporters came 
from all over, and wrote scads of articles. TV cameras ar¬ 
rived. Lots of interviews took place. Creston also made it 
possible for the Blue Sky Advocates to have a spot in his 
tory. 

What happened to shatter Creston's Dreams? Well, 
the recession wiped out the mill A lot of us were guilty of 
trying to make it rough for a steam plant to set up house¬ 
keeping at Creston. Hard times and the short-sighted 
ideas that we don’t need more electricity ’til way in the fu¬ 
ture. may cause WWP not to open up a generating fac¬ 
tory out here. A potential neighbor like the steam plant 
could be a joy to an** community, and would help pay a 
lot of taxes. 

There were various reasons why some of us op¬ 
posed the coal plant. Guess I first didn't like to see our 
wide open space cluttered up with clusters of people. 
What a selfish attitude! It should be a delight to have other 
folks enjoy making a living in our great Northwest. Espe 
dally, since a WWP prospective electricity making ma¬ 
chine promised to keep its nose clean by using a better 
grade of industrial handkerchief. 

If Creston’s low point on the population scale slides 
any lower. Deb Copenhaver’s unique western establish¬ 
ment could be the only attraction left to remind us of by¬ 
gone days. A bleak picture? Unless Alice Chrisman’s 


prayerful suggestion is fulfilled that some industry, large 
or small, would make its home by the Butte, doomsday 
could arrive. 

Creston should not be forced to shrink to a smaller 
size. This pioneer town needs to continue on to higher 
heights. It does have a good start, as it’s the highest town 
in elevation between Spokane and Coulee City. All it 
needs is for some company to move in, and take advan¬ 
tage of Creston’s fame. 'Made in Creston’ could be an as¬ 
set for any imaginative company. 

Since Creston is now sweating out the status quo, 
let’s go back to a long time ago, when our country was 
brand new. A guy by the name of Henry Verfurth, 
dragged a store building down from the Sherman district 
so business doors could be opened up at Creston. From 
1900 on, the town grew to the size that satisfied the early 
settlers. It had everything. A barber shop, a newspaper, a 
bank, and what not. Even a head office of a mining com¬ 
pany, that was located in the heart of down town. For a 
price, this company handed out mining stock certificates 

Early day Creston was a church oriented town. 
When competition from various faiths moved in. five 
churches got extra busy on Sundays. It also was the 
home of men that helped shoot up outlaw Harry Tracy. 

Margaret Underwood w^ote an excellent story about 
an early day family that lived at Creston. It was published 
in The Gold Historian’ under the title of ‘Creston Pio¬ 
neers.’ 


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Abandoned Cemetery 


About three and a half miles north of Creston, on a 
sloping hillside, lies a three acre patch of virgin soil, bunch 
grass and all. Out in the middle of this wind-swept spot, 
early settlers buried half a dozen of their dead. There is a 
mid- 20th century body up there too. It was buried about 
30 years ago, bringing the total among the dead to seven. 

A tumble-down wood fence that was once over a 
grave, lies twisted off to the side. A knocked over granite 
plaque can be seen deep in the bunch grass near the spot 
of two buried children. A body of a young wife has been 
in the ground since 1886. A grandfather’s grave is next 
to his three grandchildren of tender age. Off to the side of 
this sparcely occupied site, near a clump of rye grass, 
stands a hewn out stone. It probably marks the grave of 
an unknown body. 

It appears the mourners are all gone now. and are 
buried elsewhere. The native grass is finally enjoying its 
undisturbed life as it has for eons. 

A lot of history lies buried in every discarded ceme¬ 
tery. Some lives ended in such a short span of time. No 
wonder we humans like to believe in a transformation of 
some kind. After all, we are the only species on earth that 
recognizes pending death. 

Even a believer in a hereafter, sometimes fails the 
shock test. A number of years ago. Sugar and I had the 
chore of letting a distant neighbor know that her brother- 
in-law had passed away. Having no telephone in that 
part of Rocklyn, we drove down. Upon telling her the tra¬ 
gic news, she sat down and kept repeating. “We will see 
him no more. He is gone forever!” 


Guess the shock sometimes brings out the instinctive 
reality of life’s permanent end Although her sudden, fad 
ing faith may have returned later. 

There are lots of ways of saying a final goodbye to a 
loved one. A well known retired minister told me of a 
funeral he once presided over, where the deceased was 
not put on public display. This minister has the reputa 
tion of handling problems properly. Thinking wisely, he 
arranged the service message by emphasizing that the de 
ceased body is no longer his. as he is now with his Maker. 
Even after planting that seed in the mourner’s mind, the 
minister was surprised when several wanted to see ‘good 
old Joe’ for the last time 

The passing of actor. Henry Fonda, brought back 
memories. About 50 years ago. Henry played the role of 
non-conformist, young Abraham Lincoln. In one touch¬ 
ing scene. Fonda sentimentally portrayed Lincoln at the 
grave of his youthful sweetheart who had passed away 
the year before. 

The cemetery was by a river. It was springtime when 
long-legged Abe sat up against a tree by the grave. He 
had a wild flower in his hand as he fantasized talking to 
her. Lincoln told her the spring thaws had risen the river 
flow once again, and that the first wild flowers were out. 
After telling her he wasn't doing so good without her. he 
kissed the flower and placed it on her grave. That scene 
cracked me up emotionally. 

Burial spots of loved ones carry a very haunting feel 
ing of separation. When time levels us all. grave stones 
will then just become records for the future generations to 


view. 


Reviewing A Century 


In June, 1985, the Klein tribe of Edwall put on a 
thoroughly researched program that made you think of 
pioneer days. It was done for those that are related to the 
Kleins. In the afternoon, the public was invited. 

The Klein’s extravaganza took place in the gym of a 
privately run school. Edwall has a unique situation. The 
community is divided into two schools of thought. You 
are either a Christian Heritage School believer, or you are 
not a Christian Heritage School believer. 



The old established Methodist church is still operat 
ing in the heart of Edwall proper, for those that never had 
a reason to go elsewhere. The rest of the Protestant 
church-going population attends churches in towns that 
surround this burg. A habit that was developed ages ago. 
when different Bible following ways were the ‘in thing.' 

Anyway, this well designed former public school 
building served very well for the heritage celebration of 
the Klein-Rux 100th anniversary. This heritage more or 
less got its start when old man Kik in 1880 settled in the 
Sassin area. His first wife died before arriving in all that 
bunchgrass. Needing a second wife so he could start up 
another batch of kids, grandfather went around looking 
for a young wife. He met and married a teen-age Rux girl 
who was far away from home. She was working in a re 
staurant that fed the crew that was building the railroad 
into Sprague. 

When the new bride. Louisa, got adjusted to a hus¬ 
band that saw many seasons, and a log house full of step 
children, she got lonesome. Not for the lack of faces, but 
for her family away back in Minnesota. Even with her 
scheduled pregnancy. Louisa, and her husband sent out 
an invitation to the Rux tribe to come out to Edwall. 

It didn’t take Louisa’s family very long to accept the 
invitation. They sidetracked a flat car. and three box cars. 


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then loaded them with their farm machinery, live stock, 
and household stuff, including the kitchen stove. 

The Rux’s arrival to this virgin territory put their 
young folks in line for future marriages to the Kleins. 
Bursches. and others. 

The Klein story was well told by the members. It was 
brought out visually on the detailed family circle chart, 
and family tree drawings that were on one wall of the 
gym. 

There were gobs of relatives there, but on the Kik 
side of the Klein tree. Mark Bell was the only one that 
could make it. I haven’t seen Mark since he showed me 
San Francisco 50 years ago. He has made a successful 
career as a teacher in Christian education. His sister Vir¬ 
ginia also enjoys the fruits of a good life in Palm Springs. 

At noon the sponsors filled us up with a lot of good 
food. We were then ready for the pre-arranged trip into 
the past. The Kleins chartered Grayhound bus tour beat 
any of the Hollywood tours to the entertainment world. 
Sounds far out? Well maybe, but you got to be a local his¬ 
tory buff to understand, and have the imagination to fi¬ 
gure how things looked around a century ago. The an¬ 
cestors gave us a story by the landmarks they left. That's 
more impressive to me than the tinsel town tours of Hol¬ 
lywood. 

The bus tour ran every 45 minutes from the school 
yard, and wound through the landmarks of the Edwall- 
Sassin area, with members of the Klein family moderating 
points of interest. 

The first bus stop was where in 1880 old man Kik 
homesteaded. Early stories flashed through my mind, 
like when in 1881 grandpa harvested his first wheat crop 
with a cradle scythe, averaging one acre per day. Now 
those same rolling hills harbor huge combines that make 
wheat fields disappear in a matter of hours. From there, 
more fertile fields showed up where the four Rux sisters 
settled with their husbands to a life of farming. Soon the 
road turned, and followed the Rock Creek coulee where 
cattle still have to chew the pasture off with their teeth, 
just like long time ago. 

Our second stop was at the old Sassin schoolhouse 
site where the Kleins drug up the old cornerstone for 
viewing by interested eyes. Down the road aways. our 
next stop was at the old Sassin cemetery. Up on the hill, 
all by itself stands a lone mini Washington monument 
tombstone. It is the burial spot of an old whisky soak. 
Chris Deeg. For a while Chris enjoyed being the second 

Roaming 

Ever since cousin Robin Williams started to make a 
living by making movies of far away places. Sugar deve¬ 
loped a traveler’s itch. She secretly wishes I'd spread my 
territorial interests farther than just the Washington wheat 
fields and Lake Roosevelt. Restless Robin just loves to try 
to get people off their duffs to take flying trips to Europe. 
Sure, a lot of those foreign places are pretty to look at. 
because they are loaded with gobs of European history 
and culture. 

For a set amount of dough, plus some relative privi 



Telephone poles and fence posts mark spots of interest 
on Klein’s laid out chartered bus tour. 


husband of Louisa Kik. Then we viewed the rock remains 
of the first German Evangelical Church in the Territory of 
Washington. It was built in 1884 on a lonesome spot, but 
I guess old settlers were used to that. 

Then across the coulee the bus scooted to where a 
better church was built. I remember that church well, as 
they used to invite the Rocklyn bunch to their picnics. Af¬ 
ter swinging around into some rich terrains, the bus head¬ 
ed for Gerald’s farmstead. 

The highlight there was the Klein Museum, with its 
family memorabilia from the beginning. It’s a story in it¬ 
self. The restored log cabin had a couple of live half 
grown girls dressed in ‘Little House on the Prairie’ cos¬ 
tumes. It made you feel like you were stepping into the 
past. 

Besides the landmarks, what’s left of the relics of the 
past? Well, there’s Irma Zellmer. although not a relic, she 
was one of the last teachers to teach in the Sassin school- 
house. Irma is very much alive, and living in Davenport. 
A cook stove that is in the museum, came with the Ruxs 
from Minnesota, plus many other things. One couldn’t 
ask for a better day to be taken into the past. 

Relatives 

leges. Robin invited us to join his summer group for a two 
week stay in a castle. So far. I haven’t developed a han¬ 
kering to run over there to spend time in an ancient dun¬ 
geon-like. fortified residence. It would remind me of a lot 
of dead kings that were a bunch of mean old guys. At one 
time, our ancestors idolized those overstuffed noblemen. 

What's the matter with our own northwest? It would 
be impossible to soak up all the goodies around here that 
nature so pleasantly laid out for us. When a guy by the 
name of Henry David Thoreau just used his Walden 


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Pond for his inspirational poems and writings, surely Lin¬ 
coln County is worth exploring for years to come 

We took our traveloguing cousin out to the Rocklyn 
cemetery and showed him where his great-grandfather 
lay buried beneath the fertile soil. He thought for a while, 
then walked over to the edge of the cemetery hill and 
said, “I wonder why he settled away out here?” The an¬ 
swer to his question could fill scads of writing paper. If 
only those oldtimers would have jotted down all their 
dreams as they searched for new horizons. 

Lincoln County fits me just fine. One of Robin’s tra¬ 
velogues showed lots of statues of nude bodies and scads 
of old paintings. We have right here, rocks that Indians of 
long ago smeared lots of colored paint on. All this took 
place long before Michelangelo was born. The Indians 
may not have been too skillful as artists, but they had 
more fun playing with waterproof paints than Michelan¬ 
gelo did. In later life, Michelangelo was forced to paint 
under pressure by a lot of bigwigs. 

Robin probably would lose his shirt financially, if he 
made a movie on the past and present of our territory. 
There just isn’t enough evidence that our earliest day In¬ 
dians whacked each other to pieces, so the excitement 
would be missing. It seems like our historical natives were 
too busy looking for camas and wild berries to take time 
out to make violent history. 

A lot of my relatives like to travel all over the world. 
After looking things over, they always come back to their 
starting points. It came natural for Robin Williams to go 
wandering all over the world because his mother was in 
England when it was time for him to be born. 

Robin’s mother, Gwen is my full blown cousin and 
was born with itchy feet. Years ago after teaching voice 
expression for the privileged few, she left Los Angeles as 
an adventuress on a slow freight boat to Japan. It was 
loaded with missionaries, and lots of other stuff. After 
gathering some rough knowledge, Gwen started writing 
journals. Finally she worked her way across Siberia, then 
on to England where she married a guy. Then she got a 
job telling stories over a British radio and gave birth to Ro¬ 
bin. 

Before World War two broke out, baby Robin and 
his mother went to Germany. When it looked like Hitler 
might do a terrorist act on a huge scale, they got the heck 
out of there, and later settled in Laguna Beach. Califor¬ 
nia. Gwen is now spending the tail end of her life selling 
Laguna Beach property. 

Robin spent his first productive years as a tour guide 
on sort of a love boat that cruised the Mediterranean and 
other vacation spots. For the last decade he has been 
making travelogues in Europe, then spends part of the 
year showing his results to colleges around the U.S. Ro¬ 
bin’s travelogues are good. He has a way of blending his¬ 
tory with the now world. 

One of Robin’s well illustrated movies we saw at 
Community College was on the jet set that loves to vaca¬ 
tion in the Mediterranean where everyone looks ‘cool 
like’ and sexy. Robin has just finished showing his latest 
documentary film on the travels of St. Paul. 

My other cousin Gladys Bohlig and her husband 
George have just completed a visit with us. George was 


an interior decorator before retiring, and used to tell a lot 
of people with fancy homes what's wrong with the insides 
of their houses. 

They had planned to go to Germany this summer to 
take in historical spots and visit with relatives that got 
stuck over in the ‘old country’ for all these years. But they 
cancelled their trip, as they were upset with the Euro 
peans for not supporting Reagan with his sanctions 
against the Libyans. A sort of a two people crusade It 
was no biggy for them to skip Europe this summer since 
they have been over there many times for business and 
pleasure. 

Their decision to boycott was our gain. They took a 
month long trip to check out a lot of things in Iowa and 
swung around this way to see what we are doing. 

The Bohligs are used to a lot of ocean scenery and 
hills that have been worked over to make room for elab 
orate homes. They live life on the biggy side and stuff like 
that. Since California relatives don't talk the language of 
the farmer, we thought it may be of interest if we took 
them to the place where Gldays’ ancestors had to dig out 
a living. Through a recent letter Sugar promised Gladys a 
walk through the land of her mother’s parents. 

A week before their arrival. I made a dry run to the 
upper end of Sprague Lake, so I could professionally 
identify ancestoral landmarks. But time had wiped out 
any trace of the farmstead that was located between pyra 
mid type rocks. Couldn't even find a square nail from the 
torn down house, nor a trace of the stumps from those 
stately poplar trees, let along where the barn was. 

The old Ekin stock ranch had the house built right 
over a spring. A short pipe brought forth water to the kit¬ 
chen sink by just pumping the pitcher pump handle. Full 
cream cans were lowered through a floor opening Al¬ 
most as good as a refrigerator, but on the wet side. Of 
course, I didn’t figure everything would be there to show 
Gladys, but I surely didn’t expect the spring to have dis¬ 
appeared. 

For historical value, parts of downtown Sprague 



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look lik a semi-ghost town. It could spike up interest of 
by-gone days if Gladys could see the old dated buildings, 
etc. We just had to wait and see. 

When the Bohligs arrived, cousin Trilby joined us. 
We spent the day on relative talk, and downing food that 
Sugar and sister Ethel had put together. Next day we 
headed for the Edwall-Sprague territory. A picnic lunch 
was packed to be devoured at the water’s edge of Spra¬ 
gue Lake. But the two car caravan got separated in the 
dust on a road to the historical Kinschi log house. 

Lost and going around in circles ate up a lot of time. 
The Gerald and Carol Klein’s farmyard made a good 

Accentuate 

A guy that used to live in Ritzville wrote a letter to the 
editor, complaining that Ritzville isn’t such a hot place to 
live. He really went sour on this wheat raising community 
after completing a trip here from Stockton, California to 
visit his father. 

This fellow Charles, claims Stockton has lots more 
people and parks than Ritzville. (Of course it has; it’s 
been overcrowded for years down there.) He went on by 
stating, “We have much more to offer to the people of all 
ages than Ritzville will ever have . . . We have miles of 
rivers, dozens of lakes, 25 show houses . . . and large 
churches.” Then he said, “What about Ritzville? Can 
Ritzville ever come close to all this?” 

Larger churches for larger towns, that speaks for it¬ 
self. As for the 25 show houses, most of us town and 
country bred folks up here just happen to enjoy the com¬ 
forts of home shows, via television. And save the big time 
city stuff for special occasions. 

Being's Charles was a high school graduate of Ritz¬ 
ville, it’s too bad he didn’t get around more. We have 
miles upon miles of flowing rivers, some between specta¬ 
cularly built dams; and creeks galore. Also we are 
stocked with lakes, more than the Stockton country could 
ever hold. 

A 15 minute drive out of metropolitan Ritzville 
would have taken Charles to our popular Sprague Lake. 
There he would have found several miles of shoreline. 
The lake just got a cleaning job. Rarely done on such a 
big lake. Soon there will be lots of brand new fishes, wait¬ 


searching spot for George and I to work out from. Finally 
Gerald went out scouting for the lost bunch and found 
them wandering around a country lane. Behind schedule 
made us cancel the Sprague tour, so we substituted 
Kleins’ lawn for the dreams of a lakeside picnic. 

One couldn’t have planned getting lost any better. It 
gave us more time for a slower walk through the visual 
past of our ancestors as we viewed Kleins’ private mu¬ 
seum, and interesting home. Even though my prepared 
tour fell by the wayside, it was much better than trying to 
show my cousin the bare grass covered spot where her 
grandparents once sustained life. 


The Positive 

ing for the baited hook. 

1 just wish I could have taken Charles on up through 
those long deep scenic coulees. There he would see for 
himself those many clear blue lakes that extend up to Dry 
Falls. Then I’d drive him back to south of Creston and 
down through the Lake Creek country. The county roads 
there will take you to a lot of pretty lakes that are surroun¬ 
ded with native grass and scent filled wild flowers. Upon 
getting close to those many lonely lakes, you can almost 
hear the call of nature to go swimming in the buff. The 
many ducks and other water loving birds don’t mind. 

Then there’s that national renowned Lake Roosevelt 
that stretches on for endless miles, and wide enough to 
become an outing by just taking a ferry across it. Charles 
stated that gossip is on the increase up here. If so, he 
should have taken an afternoon off instead of listening to 
stuff that seems to upset him, and headed for this lake of 
lakes. There he could visualize what he will be missing 
this summer when lots of snow water fills up this huge 
cavity, and turns the shores into playgrounds. 

I gather Charles is in his early 30’s, young enough to 
have gotten interested in the great northwest sport of run¬ 
ning. If only he would love Ritzville a little bit more. The 
Ritzville Fair Feat ’Ash Dash’ is one of our better runs. 
These week to week runs go on ’til the return of the snow 
birds. About every Inland Empire town that’s worth its 
salt has a celebration day of some kind that opens with a 
good run. These events give every participant a chance 
to feel good, and stay on the road to a stronger dose of 
health. 


Harvest Links The Past 


During the hot harvest season, we like to do our run¬ 
ning in the morning, usually before the hard working 
harvest crews release their energy. Our latest ‘crack of the 
dawn’ run took us past where four combines were getting 
serviced by Don Schultz’s charged up crew. The head 
combine belonged to grandpa Albert Schultz. He was 
busy checking his modern self-propel over, and getting it 
ready for another hard day of combining. 

After exchanging friendly waves with the old and the 
new generation of harvesters, I turned to Sugar who was 
puffing away and said, “Say, by golly! that old timer, 
Schultz represents three generations of harvest workers in 


that field, and look, he is still going strong.” 

There I was that morning, retired and doing a lot of 
funny things on the road, so physical rust won’t set in. 
And out there across the road, grandaddy Schultz who 
saw many improvements in harvest methods, was keep¬ 
ing in shape by doing what all constructive farmers were 
doing, harvesting. 

Grandpa Albert’s days of reaping in the golden grain 
goes all the way back to the semi-primitive ways of har¬ 
vesting. He grew up out there in the Lake Creek country 
where people had to learn to survive on the wild and 
woolly side. Part of the Schultz family farmed my dad’s 


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Driving a header box In early 
. days was no easy job. 

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homestead place. Wheat had to be hauled by wagon, 20 
miles over rocks, through Indian burial grounds, around 
lakes, and finally into Harrington. 

Albert Schultz’s father, Christ, believed in large fa¬ 
milies. (by correct count 13 kids) Like most families of 
old, everybody that was old enough to work, worked. Al¬ 
bert got his diploma as a harvester at a tender age, when 
he drove header box for his dad’s stationary thrashing 
outfit. Too young to pitch the cut grain onto the thrashing 
platform, Albert was allowed to take a breather, and 
drink some semi-cool water from a canvas water bag. 
When men with pitchforks finished emptying his header 
box, Albert drove his team back to the header to catch 
another load of beheaded wheat. 

Manhood was fast setting in when Albert’s father 
switched over to a horse drawn combine-harvester. This 
advanced thrashing system shaved labor help down to 
only five men. It gave Albert a chance to graduate from 
sack gigger, to header puncher, and finally the thrill of 
becoming a teamster, where he could make 27 horses 
stay in line to pull the ‘pull’ machine. 

Yes, since those harvest days of old, grandpa 
Schultz has kept on riding and driving more advanced 


harvest machinery, until now he owns a modern self- 
propel combine. When harvest is completed on his farm, 
he joins his son’s harvest brigade until the last bushel is 
safely put away in the warehouse. 

It’s been a long time since grandpa left the Lake 
Creek country for better pickings. Lake Creek was a 
rough place to scratch out a living. It was full of rattle¬ 
snakes, and legendary ghosts that scared Doc. Rude off 
his homestead. Some horse thieves lived between the 
good guys, and the rock bluffs. Moonshiners were able to 
set up temporary camp, until it didn’t pay anymore. Land 
baron, George Miller moved in, and practically took over 
Lake Creek. 

Since then, some brave guys have made good in¬ 
vestments out there. It does have its own isolated beauty 
that represents the past in many ways. There are still 
ghost, shell-like buildings that haunt from the by-gone 
days. While visiting with a writer recently, she figured this 
unique space is a good setting for some western stories. 
Who knows, the Lake Creek scenery that has been so fa¬ 
miliar to the Schultzs, Bogards. Watsons, Links, 
and many more old timers, may be on TV screens some 
day. 


The Year Horses Went To War 


All the recent liberation that successfully took place 
in the Philippines, brought back a bit of local history. It 
was 88 years ago that we were busy as a nation liberating 
Cuba from Spain. While we were at it that same year, we 
chased the Spaniards out of the Philippines. This made 
us feel powerful enough to make the Philippine people 
wait quite a spell before giving them their first liberation. 

The Spanish-American War was a short one, but it 
lasted long enough to get Lincoln County involved in 


furnishing some horses for the U.S. Army. The purpose 
was to put the soldiers on horses so they could do a better 
job of chasing the Spaniards off the Philippine Islands. 
The Army figured Sprague was a good spot to find some 
horses tough enough to ‘make out’ in the Philippines. 

An officer and a couple of helpers set up headquar¬ 
ters somewhere in Sprague and stayed around a week 
buying horses. They paid the same price for any cayuse 
whether it was middle aged or young, as long as it could 


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be ridde.i. The only other requirement was that they had 
to be able to be led up to the army inspector, who would 
walk around the cayuse. A nod meant to put the excited 
animal in an assigned corral for shipment. 

Uncle Charley and dad were in partnership with 
Jack Munch on a horse ranch located along Sprague 
Lake. When word got out that army buyers were coming 
to Sprague to buy horses, Charley started consigning 
some of the ranchers’ stray horses on a commission base. 
Another well known guy in the community. Bill Marco, 
also went out and rounded up available horses from a dif¬ 
ferent location. 

Charley and Marco rode their own assigned string of 
horses. They didn’t mind getting their bodies jarred to 
pieces. Charley proved to be the better rider, so was able 
to sell more bucking horses than Marco did. 

The last day that was left for buying, Charley roun¬ 
ded up some of Marco’s rejected horses, and was allowed 
to run them through the corral again. The ornery ones 
that Charley was able to hang on to ’til he could climb off 
in dignity, the government bought. I’m afraid those semi- 
civilized horses the Army bought at Sprague that year, 
gave the cavalry no choice but to plow into the enemy at- 
full speed. 

Of course Charley walked off with much more 
dough than Marco did. This made Marco sort out some 
logical reasons that were appropriate to argue with Char¬ 
ley about. Not very nice words started passing from lips of 
the acquaintances. Finally Marco hit Charley on the nose 
hard enough to break it. Then he pulled a knife on Char¬ 
ley and ripped a hole in the back of his coat. 

This called for court action. Charley had him arres¬ 
ted. At the hearing, the judge vindicated Marco for trying 
to butcher Charley with a knife, since there were no wit¬ 
nesses to the dangerous frolic that took place in a barn. 

Bill Marco left Sprague for parts unknown. Then of 
all things! About 35 years after the Spanish-American 
War, Charley and Marco ran into each other face to face 
on a Los Angeles street. Right away Charley got pretty 
excited. Aunt Myra who was with him when the meeting 
of the bodies took place had a hard time calming Charley 
down. Finally Marco had a chance to ask Charley for 
forgiveness. He said he got religion since that trial of long 
ago, and was a preacher in a downtown Los Angeles 
mission. According to aunt Myra, all Charley had to say 
then was, “Well, I’ll be darned.” 


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Many dances took place In this old building In Sprague 
when pop and Uncle Charley were young guys. 


What was life like around Sprague when the Philip¬ 
pine Islands were getting a working over? As seen 
through my dad’s eyes, Sprague had recovered from that 
big fire. Ranchers were busy trying to eke out a living 
from between the rock bluffs, and those that were farm¬ 
ing the upper lands were doing very well. After witness¬ 
ing several carloads of native horses fall into government 
hands, some young men figured it would be an adven¬ 
ture to join the Army. But when rumors got around that 
soldiers were dying like flies from malaria, none were 
known to sign up for doing a stretch in the Philippines. 

However, one well known guy did join up. Our own 
Judge Nevins was a Spanish-American War veteran. 
When the Judge died, he probably was the last known 
veteran of that war from this area. 


Harry Tracy, Rocklyn’s Unwanted Guest 


Does anyone know about a Saint that I could write 
about during our centennial year? It would be more of a 
constructive story for the records than writing about an 
outlaw like Harry Tracy. I shudder when I think how de¬ 
sperados filled our history books. I’m told by some of my 
friends that we are supposed to be born stuffed with the 
original sin. It looks like some couldn’t wiggle out of that 
‘so called’ curse, and turned into criminals. 

It was over 84 years ago that outlaw Tracy tried to 
pass through our territory. It did give a lot ot “good guys 
the opportunity to shoot at him. When the bullets started 


flying in his direction, it discouraged him so badly that he 
killed himself. 

Yes, desperado Harry Tracy’s life ended out here at 
Lake Creek. Not too far from the old Janett open space 
rodeo grounds. Ever since Tracy’s death, scads of stories 
have been written about him. 

In fact, last year Sugar got a letter from a writer in 
England. He wanted to know some added details about 
Harry Tracy. It could be that the British Isles are getting 
tired of Sherlock Holmes stories. Just recently, the legen¬ 
dary story of Tracy popped up in True West magazine. 


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About 32 years ago, Ronald Reagan was able to get 
a job presenting the TV show, Death Valley Days. It was 
during this time that General Electric produced their ver¬ 
sion of Harry Tracy’s escapades. It was a flop as far as the 
truth was concerned. They had that dangerous guy Tracy 
wandering out of Death Valley, where all the desperados 
were supposed to come from. Eventually, with guns 
smoking all the way up to south of Creston, the big cli¬ 
max set in. The General Electric producers continued to 
manufacture more false scenes by having the Spokane 
County Sheriffs in on the shoot-out with Tracy. The 
towns of Davenport and Creston weren’t nationally 
known enough to consider the truthful story. 

Let’s go back to the summer of 1902 for some con¬ 
densed facts on this guy Harry Tracy. It’s no use now to 
digest his life that landed him in the Oregon penitentiary. 
But while there, Tracy didn’t want to serve out his prison 
term, so he killed a couple of guards, and took a cell mate 
with him. The two bad guys were successful in dodging 
the law. Tracy and his pal Merrill soon began getting 
tough. Upon entering farm houses, they announced their 
names. Being sadistic, the two liked to see scared settlers 
shake. By standards of the old west, they were very dan¬ 
gerous guys. 

After taking a couple of saddle horses without ask¬ 
ing, Tracy figured he could make better time if he shot his 
convict pal in the head, which he did. Merrill’s horse 
could carry a lot of things Tracy needed for a successful 
escape. 

Tracy and his horses then crossed the Cascades, and 
made a trail that led to the Lake Creek country. He 
wound up at a stock ranch that later belonged to Charley 
Ensor. Harry Tracy caused a lot of excitement around 
these parts. About everyone wanted to get in on the act. 

Tracy was nothing but a cur of the lowest type, who 
lives a miserable and murderous life. Besides that, he was 
a nut. Tracy, sitting high in his saddle, led a pack horse 
through our exposed territory. It didn’t make sense. 
However, it did throw the law officers off course, as they 
were looking in places where normal outlaws would tra¬ 
vel, tree covered canyons, etc. 

When rewards for Tracy totaled 4.000 bucks, it 
made him a star criminal overnight. He was on the lips of 
every citizen from the Pacific Ocean to the Idaho border. 
About everyone had a cooked up idea about what they 
would do if they encountered this famous outlaw. 

During this Harry Tracy saga, my dad was living on a 
Lake Creek homestead. Dad and his partners agreed that 
if Tracy was to get the drop on them, they would advise 
the outlaw to take their white saddle horse. Dad’s theory 
was that a white nag would make a good spotting target 
for the Sheriffs. 

Let’s go back to a Sunday afternoon on a hot day in 
August 1902, and focus in on the Lou Eddy stock rand 
It was located 15 miles southwest of Davenport. About 
four miles from this ranch, the real hero of this drama, 
young George Goldfinch, came upon a man camping in 
a sheltered high ridge. It was Tracy, but he passed himself 
off as a miner. The conversation drifted from weather to 
crops, and to asking the lad where Tracy was. Goldfinch 
replied that he heard Tracy was supposed to be in the 
Wilbur area. Tracy then told Goldfinch he was Tracy. 



Historical buffs examining Tracy’s rock. No bullets or 
blood stains spots were found. 


With a revolver strapped to his hips, and a rifle lay¬ 
ing across a pack horse, Tracy asked Goldfinch to lead 
him to the Eddy ranch. Upon arriving, Tracy made bon¬ 
dage of ranch owners, Lou and Gene Eddy, also Gold¬ 
finch. He forced the three to go into a small field to cut 
hay for his hungry horses. Tracy’s plans were to stay a lit¬ 
tle while to do some resting up. 

When darkenss set in, Tracy made Lou Eddy fix his 
revolver holster, and mend his gun belt. Afterwards, he 
shaved, took a bath, and was Eddy’s uninvited guest for 
supper. Tracy’s right hand was always less than half an 
arm’s length from his six shooter. When beddy-time 
came, Tracy let Goldfinch depart with a warning he 
would find the two Eddys stiff, if he told anyone of his 
whereabouts. 

When the lad arrived at the Blenz ranch where he 
had a job, he told his boss the hair-raising story and asked 
what to do. But Blenz was too stunned to get involved. 
So Monday morning, Goldfinch returned to the Eddy 
ranch on the pretense that he had left a letter there that 
needed mailing. Godlfinch was quizzed by the bad man 
who wanted to know where the sheriffs were. The lad 
replied he didn’t know. 

Goldfinch again was allowed by Tracy to return back 
to his place of employment with the same threat that he 
would make rigor-mortis set in on the Eddy brothers if he 
squealed. The next morning, the lad by himself went to 
Creston, and sent a telegraph to Sheriff Gardner and 
asked the operator not to make it public. But a man by 
the name of Morrison who was in the office at the time, 
spread the classified news to the Creston citizens who got 
excited and made a group into a posse. 

It was Tuesday late in the afternoon when the Cres¬ 
ton posse came into view of the Eddy ranch. Tracy was 
relaxed enough to put himself to some constructive work 
by installing a track on the barn door. He looked up and 
asked Eddy “Who are those men with guns?” For the first 
time, fright set in on Tracy. He sprang behind a team of 
horses that Lou Eddy was leading, and told him to lead 
the horses into the barn, where he picked up more shoot¬ 
ing equipment. Tracy then jumped out of the barn, and 
kept jumping from one rock bluff to another, as the gun 
battle began. 

In the meantime, young Goldfinch made an 


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appointment with Marshal O’Farrell from Davenport to 
meet him at Telford. From there the two left for Tracy 
country, to see what they could do about the situation. 
When they got to the Eddy ranch, to their surprise, guns 
had already been blazing away at Tracy. Sheriff Gardner 
arrived much later. He was able to get one shot out of his 
pistol in the direction of Tracy, thus making him also a 
candidate for the reward. Later that evening a shot from 
Tracy’s gun took him out of this world. Yet no one dared 
to go down to check on Tracy’s condition ’til morning, as 
he could have been playing possum. 

When Tracy was pronounced dead, about every guy 
that was standing around with a gun in hand, hankered 
for part of the reward. It was Sheriff Gardner who hauled 
Tracy’s body back to Davenport. Not a publicity seeking 
citizen who later claimed he brought Tracy back, and 
stated he had to fight off souvenir hunters, when they 
tried to strip Tracy’s body naked. 

At Davenport, the coroner appointed part of the 
Creston posse to escort the dead outlaw back to Salem, 
Oregon, and to collect the reward. This caused Sheriff 
Gardner to see red. He stated he himself was going to 

The Ghost C 

Thinking back to the early day guys that got into 
trouble, one can’t help but feel sorry for our long time de¬ 
ceased Wild Goose Bill. He was the expansion developer 
of early Lincoln County, yet he couldn’t handle his own 
frustrations. Bill was pushing 60, and had the feeling of 
being burned out. He couldn’t stand seeing his built-in 
lady friend dumping him for a more charged up youth. 
As most of you know, old Wild Goose killed what he 
thought was his girl friend’s side kick lover, and he died 
on the spot for his evil deed. 

Then there was an early day ‘wind bag’, known as 
“Death on the Trail.” After a brush with the law, he 
moved back to Davenport. Old Death on the Trail contin¬ 
ued to brag how he shot tons of Indians, and piled their 
bodies up like cord wood alongside his trail. He claimed 
the government rewarded him for cleaning out all the 
hostile redskins that were hiding in the Dakota badlands. 

About the same time, a couple of characters who 
claimed they were cousins of Jesse James, settled out 
here at Rocklyn. The two bachelor brothers had the habit 
of telling how tough they were. But, inherited dangerous 
blood flowing through their veins didn’t seem to scare 
anybody. 

One thing, Lincoln County did have the honor of 
destroying, was a choice wild west criminal. It’s interest¬ 
ing to note why we as human beings make a big deal out 
of dead desperados. I suppose eulogizing famous mur¬ 
derers of the past releases a desire to relive western 
shoot-outs. 

The time was ripe on July 25, 1984, when we got 
together as a group, and spiritually revived the best mur¬ 
der that could be dug up, old Harry Tracy. Us Tracy cults 
got off to a good start that afternoon when the National 
Association for Outlaws and Lawmen History came out 
from Spokane and headed for “Tracy Rock.” 

The scene out in Tracy country last week was quite 


take what was left of Tracy back to Salem. Then the Cres¬ 
ton men said some threatening words. To prevent a se¬ 
cond battle over Tracy, the sheriff gave in. 

But when the Creston men arrived at Salem, Gard¬ 
ner got in his punches by sending a message to Salem, 
telling the authorities not to pay those body escorting 
guys any money. 

Later the reward money was settled in the courts. 
Because the sheriff and the marshal got there too late to 
do much damage, the courts awarded the reward to the 
Creston gang. 

Young Goldfinch should have received the reward. 
This lad was betrayed from the start. He was the one that 
turned Tracy’s whereabouts in by telegraphing Sheriff 
Gardner from Creston, and told the operator to keep it a 
secret. But a guy listening in at the telegraph office turned 
into spy, and did a Paul Revere at Creston. 

It seems to be true, the bad guys like Harry Tracy 
make the big time history. But the good guys like this 
teenage Goldfinch were just an annoyance to the reward 
hunters, and the publicity seekers. 

Harry Tracy 

different than it was in August of 1902. That summer day 
as the sun was heading west, a posse on horses from 
Creston was headed south. With guns in their hands, and 
pockets full of bullets, they fully intended to do harm to 
Harry Tracy if he didn’t freeze in his tracks. 

Now, 84 years later, on the same trail the posse 
took, a 10 wheel charter bus was snaking its way to the 




84 years later, Tracy cults arriving at Tracy’s last stand. 


rock that Tracy made famous. The palace on wheels was 
loaded with western history minded people from states as 
far away as Connecticut. 

Four cars loaded with curiosity seekers follo wed this 
chartered rig. It was like making a pilgrimage to the Holy 
Land. The highlight came when we all got out and stared 
at Tracy’s rock for a spell. Finally, alongside this rock, 
Everett Cole gave quite a talk about the final hours of 
Tracy’s life. 

Among the dignitaries that climbed up to Tracy’s 
rock was editor Jim Dullenty of True West, and Old West 


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magazines. Milton Perry, superintendent of Jesse and 
Frank James Home Foundation of Kearny, Missouri. 
Western author Kathryn Wright of Billings, Montana, and 
Martin Kove who plays in T.V. series, “Cagney and La¬ 
cey.” The locals were more interested in Martin Kove, the 
actor, than in Tracy’s rock. 

This famous spot is now under the watchful eyes of 
cattleman, Everett Cole and family. The scenery out 
there is still the same as it was when Tracy bit the dust. 
Except for the distant noise of an airplane and power 


poles to the south, Tracy’s ghost still feels very much at 
home out there. The barley patch of old is now growing 
oats. That long bluff where the posse of long ago took pot 
shots at Tracy is made out of lava by nature, and still 
seems to be well preserved. 

Except for the still intact, lovely scenery and the 
wearing of cowboy hats, the old west is fast dying out a- 
round here. Since we have practically exposed all the 
criminals of long ago, how about filling in the cracks of 
history with stuff that really made our territory what it is? 


Egypt Celebrates 


On the road to Fort Spokane, Porcupine Bay, and 
all points north, the road goes right by a tule laden 
swamp. It’s located just south of the old North Star 
Grange hall. Can you imagine that 76 years ago this In¬ 
dependence Day 1986 that nearly 2000 early settlers 
gathered around this watering hole? 

Many times on our summer outings, I would point 
out to Sugar and friends that this frog pond was where I 
spent my first 4th of July celebration. Since I hadn’t reached 
my first birthday, naturally I didn’t remember a 
darn thing that day. I suppose I was more interested in 
my mother’s milk supply, and getting dirt wiped out of 
my eyes. It was a long dusty buggy ride that my folks took 
me on. 


My dad didn’t realize what an advanced era we lived 
in at that time, ’til he attended that Egypt celebration. He 
told me how the Jeffries-Johnson championship fight 
was reported within minutes from Reno, Nevada. 

How was it possible in those pioneer days when the 
words, radio and T.V. didn’t ring a bell? Well, it was tele¬ 
graphed from Reno to the Davenport depot. From there 
the railroad agent would report each fighting round over 
two telephones that were nailed in different locations on 
trees. Two receiver listeners would then shout out the re¬ 
sults. It could have been the first outdoor stereo sound 
system. Truly, it was a big deal for those days. 

I have written a report on what happened that day, 




July 4, 1910, as seen through the eyes of a Lincoln 
County Times reporter: “Last Monday was an ideal 
Fourth of July, all that the small boy, the big boy with his 
best girl, or the parents could wish. It was warm enough 
for the lemonade and pop vendors to do a thriving busi¬ 
ness and for all concerned to seek the friendly shade. 

“Hundreds attended the Egypt celebration in the 
pine forest on the banks of Inkster’s lake about twelve 
miles north of Davenport. Shortly after six o’clock in the 
morning the teams began wending their way toward the 
pleasure grounds. They were loaded with happy people 
and each supplied with a bounteous picnic dinner. 

“The writer in company with County Surveyor Reed 
and Sheriff Level left Davenport just before ten o’clock, 
by auto. It was a beautiful ride, albeit the dust was very 
dusty and very deep. 

“Arriving on the grounds we found an ideal spot for 
such a celebration. There was a goodly crowd already 
there and they kept coming from East, West, North and 
South until there was from 1500 to 2000 jolly, hot and 
dusty people on the grounds. 

“The Egypt cornet band and a mixed chorus fur¬ 
nished instrumental and vocal music for the occasion and 
all did well, as the hearty hand-clapping at each rendition 
attested. 

“The two orators of the occasion, James Freece and 
Fritz Baske, two of Davenport’s young attorneys, were 
star attractions. We were truly proud of them. These 
young men handled the almost threadbare subject in new 
and novel lines and held the closest attention of all who 
could possibly get within reach of their voices. The song 
by the little girls of Egypt, “The Red, White and Blue,” 
was splendidly rendered and highly cheered. 

“We were introduced to many of the old settlers of 
Egypt and vicinity and especially from J.S. Frans, the first 
settler did we learn of the trials, tribulations, privations 

Speedball, The 

During the turn of the century, there lived a guy in 
his twenties that made his home where he could find an 
outdoor job. His circle of operations was around the Har¬ 
rington country. He answered by the name of 
‘Speedball,’ but letters he had written arrived under the 
name of Wes McCann. 1 guess Speedball could have 
been called a cowboy by trade. He really was no speed- 
ball. and usually would end up breaking even financially 
by the end of the year. 

How did Speedball get started accumulating what 
earthly possessions he ever owned? Well, his makeup left 
him wide open for a shrewd guy and horse trader like 
Willis Thorp, who migrated up to the Lake Creek country 
from Ellenburg. He had a string of Ben Snipe’s ancestral 
ponies with him. Snipe at one time was a well known ear¬ 
ly day cattleman, and all around big shot. Any of Snipe’s 
riding stock whether real or fraud, usually brought a pre¬ 
mium price. 

Before hiring Speedball to herd his saleable horses in 
all that lush Lake Creek grass, Willis sold him a high 
priced horse that had some of Ben Snipe’s breeding stock 


and final triumphs of those hardy pioneers who blazed 
the way to this garden spot of Eastern Washington. 

“The grounds are owned by J. J. Inkster of Daven¬ 
port, former sheriff. His father, St. Clair Inkster, who, al¬ 
though nearly 79 years of age, Was on the grounds all 
day, the jolliest and spryest old Scotchman to be found in 
the Inland Empire. Another of the happy crowd whom 
we were pleased to meet was Simon Reinbold, one of the 
early and now highly prosperous citizens of that section. 

“As the noon hour arrived we couldn’t resist the 
pressing invitation of Mrs. W. B. Brockman and her hus¬ 
band to take dinner with their interesting family. They 
had their ample store of good things spread out so close 
to that of Jack and Charley Moore and families that we 
may have ‘got over the line’ occasionally which was 
wholly unnecessary, for everything set before us by Mrs. 
Brockman, from the fried spring chicken to the cherry pie 
was tempting and in abundance. 

“The ball game between Egypt and Larene was wit¬ 
nessed by an enthusiastic crowd of fans. The Larene 
team came off victors . . . The tug of war between the 
Egypt and Davenport teams was closely contested and 
fairly won by the ‘Egypt heavies.’ 

“There were a number of foot races and other sports 
indulged in. Talk about the wild and wooly west and the 
inconveniences of this remote section, why away out 
there in the pine forest, twelve miles from town, a telep¬ 
hone instrument was nailed to a tree and the great Jef¬ 
fries-Johnson fight was reported to us round after round. 
Even over on the ball grounds a phone reported the fight 
just the same. 

“Never have we been allowed to mingle in a more 
orderly and good-natured crowd. During the entire day 
and evening not a cross word was spoken and everybody 
went home happy and grateful to all who had instigated 
and carried forward to a successful termination this model 
celebration.” 

Lonely Cowboy 

flowing in its veins. Also a used, hand stamped saddle 
that saw many a cowboy’s fanny, and a fiddle that was 
supposed to have been made out of a special kind of 
wood. Willis also threw in a couple of personally conduc¬ 
ted violin lessons. 

My dad told me that Speedball did his job best when 
the job required his horse. He ate, lived and slept for the 
love of his horse and saddle. In fact he once dreamed 
that his saddle was stolen. After that nightmare, Speed- 
ball almost became obsessed that someone would steal 
his fancy riding seat. 

Horse trader Willis Thorp had Speedball sewed up 
for over a year as his boy Friday, by selling all this stuff to 
him on credit. Not only that, Speedball had to use his 
debt ridden horse and saddle for his daily horse riding 
chore for Willis. He did however, get all the sour dough 
biscuits and bacon he could eat. Mr. Thorp and Speed- 
ball made their headquarters at the Kik brothers ranch. 

Cowboys usually got their evenings off. This gave 
Speedball time to listen in on an after supper bachelor’s 
bull session. Naturally, women entered the conversation. 


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Speedy’s ears picked up the information that over the 
ridge lives a homesteader that had a grown teen aged 
daughter, who’s mother had gone to the great beyond. It 
made this girl Anna half an orphan. Her daily chore was 
caring for her younger brothers. 

Starved for the sight of a pretty girl, Speedball asked 
dad if he wouldn’t mind going with him to Anna’s place 
and introduce him. Then to stick around a while and help 
him josh with this young lady. 

Rain the next evening didn’t dampen Speedball’s 
enthusiasm for wanting to meet Anna. The two rode over 
and tied up their transportation by the watering trough, 
then Speedball parked his ever present fiddle on the 
woodpile in case it was needed for entertainment. 

A tongue tied cowboy made getting acquainted with 
dad’s neighbor quite a chore. Dad said Speedball had the 
habit of just grinning a lot when the opposite sex was 
around. This time was no exception when Anna made her 
presence in the front room that night. To show his pro¬ 
tege off, dad suggested that Speedball go out and get his 
fiddle, and play some music. 

Speedball sprang up before dad finished his sugges¬ 
tion, and headed for the woodpile. But the rare wood in 
Speedball’s fiddle was too rain drenched for the music to 
come out right. The ‘Irish Washer Woman’ sounded 
worse than it was supposed to. 


On the way back to dad’s place, Speedball didn’t 
comment about Anna ’til they parked their horses in the 
barn. Then he said, “Anna is pretty, isn’t she?” 

Dreams of the Lake Creek Anna faded from Speed- 
ball’s mind suddenly when Johnnie Engle, a big shot far¬ 
mer from the Harrington district arrived on the scene. En¬ 
gle took what was left of Thorp’s highly promoted riding 
horses. Speedball went with the deal. 

Speedball could write better than he could talk. Dad 
received a total of two letters from him at his new loca¬ 
tion. He was lonesome for the lakes, and the scenic cou¬ 
lees of the Lake Creek country. It was a place where a 
simple cowoby didn’t have to give an account for each 
day of work. If one of Thorp’s horses couldn’t have been 
found, there was always another day for riding in search 
of that wandering horse. 

He just hated riding a plow all day, and looking at 
the rear ends of a string of mules. There were two other 
guys doing the same thing in that same field. On the 
bright side, the daily dollar he earned did give him the 
feeling that some day he would be independent. He was 
all debt free, and was the legal owner of an aging horse, a 
well worn saddle, and a fiddle he lost interest in. 

Speedball also stated he wasn’t as bashful as he used 
to be, and his social life had brightened up some too. He 
had just been to the Fourth of July dance at Bluestem, 
and he got to dance twice with a pretty girl. 


A Black Man’s Story 


Once upon a time, way down south, a black boy was 
born. He was named George. His parents were slaves, 
who had to work for nothing, with no hope of advance¬ 
ment ’til Mr. Lincoln came along. 

When George got to be a young lad, he hitch-hiked 
a ride with the Jack Adams family, who befriended him. 
The Adams were leaving Dixie Land and didn’t perman¬ 


ently stop ’til they found the little old Rocklyn country. 

Before the country learned to respect the black man, 
he was called Nigger George. Much later in life, he was 
known as George Adams. 

The virgin ground of Rocklyn and the scab rock 
lands to the west, satisfied Jack Adams enough to start 
up a farm. George worked for the family ’til death put his 


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boss out of circulation. He held the title of being the only 
black citizen in Lincoln County, and to my knowledge he 
held that record ’til his death in 1965. 

What kind of a guy was ‘good old George?’ Well, 
when he met anyone around the Mielke and Maurer terri¬ 
tory, he usually would have a treat or a present for them. 
George was a fellow that adjusted to white man’s superior 
thinking very well. A hard worker, with a polite and gen¬ 
tle make-up, George never asked to be equal. However, 
he took some abuse from a few southerners that settled in 
the Bluestem, Rocklyn territory. For example: 

Out in the Lake Creek country, an early settler by 
the name of Grant invited my dad and his brother Char¬ 
ley over for a visit and dinner. George Adams happened 
to horseback it over to the Kik place about the same time 
the boys were leaving for the Grants’ homestead. They 
asked the black lad to join them for a visit with the neigh¬ 
bors. 

Homesteading news and cowboy talk with the 
Grants went smoothly ’til supper time arrived. George 
was told by Grant that he would have to eat out in the 
kitchen. Uncle Charley was sort of a hot-head and 
Grant’s statement caused his head to get hotter. He 
grabbed Grant by the shirt collar and said, “If George isn’t 
good enough to eat with us, we are leaving.” Then Char¬ 
ley shoved him off his feet. All visitation ceased because 
the visitors walked out the door. 

A friendship was lost, but stronger bonds were 
gained between the three as they rode their horses back 
to the starting point. 

George’s boss Jack had a prized Jackass that helped 

Early Day 

Let’s turn back the calendar to 1902. That year in 
the town of Norfolk, Nebraska, spring was too far away to 
do any damage to the snow. Just the right time of the 
year for folks in that mid western town to talk over their 
expanding migrating urge. 

A group, for reasons of its own, got antsy enough to 
rent a railroad car to go farther west. Destination? Daven¬ 
port, Washington. 

The human cargo included a 10 year old lad by the 
name of Paul Maskenthine. Also his parents, three 
brothers and a sister. The William Guhlke family, and the 
Mateesn clan. 

When that special car loaded with immigrants from 
Nebraska pulled into Davenport, advanced settler and 
scout Albert Guhlke was there with his bobsled to meet 
them. 

The new arrivals were sledded across the barren 
wintery hills to the Bluestem General Store. For a treat, 
Albert bought all the little ones a sack that was filled with 
jaw breaking candy. The horses then pulled this sled full 
of newcomers to Guhlke’s little house that stood on what 
used to be prairie sod. 

That night, Albert’s wife lined all the new arrivals 
along the wall for sleeping purposes. 

The next morning, Mr. Guhlke took the Masken- 


make the mule population grow. George loved to work 
with mules. He soon became known as the best mule 
skinner north of Harrington. For years, running the farm 
without George was a no-no. When the Adams estate 
was in limbo, George took over the farm operations, and 
also cared for a pasture full of cattle. 

With his boss gone to his reward, George soon left 
for the tall timber of Lincoln County. Milton Reinbold told 
me that George found employment on his dad’s farm. 
The family also found him to be a good worker, a nice 
and gentle person. “He never lost his temper,” Milton 
said. After five years with the Reinbolds, age put George 
on the shelf. 

Retirement found George living in an old house 
down at Miles. He was a guy that never let money get 
piled very high. When his welfare check arrived, he 
would take a short walk to a small store, and treat all his 
friends that were standing around to some beer. Before 
returning to his little old house, George would lay in a 
supply of victuals (vittles) that would last him ’til his next 
life sustaining check arrived. 

Before George’s death, dad wanted to be taken 
down to Miles for a visit with his old Lake Creek pal. Rat¬ 
tling George’s half open door brought silence, so we 
walked in. Windows were scarce in the old unpainted 
room, making it hard to find dad’s old black friend. We 
finally found him snoozing in a rocking chair next to a 
blackened stove. His response was slow, but he recog¬ 
nized dad. He answered our questions with a smile. But it 
disturbed dad, as he was just a shell of his former self. 
About a year later, George was buried in a pauper’s grave 
in Davenport. 


Druggist 



Anna and Paul Maskenthine at the beginning of their 
married life. 


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thine tribe to Edwall, where they caught the Great North¬ 
ern to Odessa. To save a lot of walking, a delivery team 
was hired to take them to relatives. They had already set 
up a farm out in the sticks between Odessa and Wilbur. 

When spring arrived, Paul’s dad, Herman, went 
back to the Davenport area. Between Davenport and 
Rocklyn Herman was able to find a disgruntled home¬ 
steader that didn’t mind selling out to him. This farmstead 
came with four horses, and a wagon. Just what papa 
Maskenthine needed to move his family back from Ode¬ 
ssa. 

With the passing of time, Paul was able to go to 
school in Davenport, and be available for a part time job. 
About the same time, two brothers came to town, and 
each opened up a drug store of their own. One was 
known as bad seed Ben, the other as good seed Curley. 
Paul got his first job after school at Ben’s place. 

In those days, every student had to buy their own 
school books and supplies. Selling books and exchanging 
patented medicine for money, gave Paul his first experi¬ 
ence in the business world. He enjoyed waiting on 
customers. 

Finally Paul moseyed over to see Ed Imus, the ban¬ 
ker, about taking a pharmaceutical course. Imus told him 
he was making a darn good move. 

Paul’s drug store job at Ben’s came to a sudden end. 
His boss didn’t walk a very straight and righteous path. 
Prosecuting attorney, Pettijohn told Paul’s dad to get his 
son out of there because they were going to raid the 
store, and pick up Ben for bootlegging liquor to thirsty 
customers. 

Ben pleaded guilty when the law caught him red- 
handed. For punishment, he was made to set in jail for 
quite a while. After getting back into circulation, Ben sold 
out and left town. 

For Paul Maskenthine, it was a matter of transferring 
himself over to Curley’s place as a part time druggist. 

Curley did serve the early day community very well 
with his friendly and likeable way of pleasing customers. 
Some depended on Curley to keep them in good health. 
Even to the extent of a little under the counter stuff. He 
had a certain kind of slickness that didn’t cause him too 
much sweat. 

When World War One came to a settlement, Earl 
Rambo, a high school classmate of Paul, opened up a 
drug store down the street a ways. One day Earl came up 
to Curley’s place and told Paul, “Say, I’d like to have you 
work permanently for me down at my place.” Paul said, 
“Oh I don’t know, I’m kind of a rancher, and you have all 
this fancy town trade.” Earl insisted and got Paul to say, 
“Tell you what I’ll do. I’ll go out and harvest with dad, 
then I will work for you.” 

That fall about Lincoln County Fair time, Earl 
Rambo was given license to operate a liquor department. 
Every boozer had to have a liquor permit, which ended 
all past shady deals. 

It was the first day of the Fair when Paul went to 
work. “I was literally fastened to the counter writing liquor 
permits that day,” Paul told me. 

When the liquor drinking guys tapered off to a less 



In 1909 Paul’s dad, Herman, and John Buck took a trip to 
Seattle and had their picture taken. It was sent back to their 
families with a simple question asked, "We are In Seattle what 
do you think of us?” 

frantic flow, Paul stated, “I really liked it there. You were 
up where you kinda met the people. High school kids 
would come down at noon to get a doughnut at the bak¬ 
ery, then come in to the soda fountain side of the drug 
store, and get a soda and talk about football and basket¬ 
ball and other goings on up at the school. It was like a 
daily gathering of friends.” 

Paul Maskenthine’s drug store sojourn lasted well 
into the time when Germany took its last crack at trying to 
lick the world. Paul gradually tapered off his long years as 
a druggist, and farmer, when Everett Brooks took over 
ownership of Rambo’s Drug Store. 

The two sides of Paul’s life were busy ones. A spring 
morning found him guiding a row of horses behind a seed¬ 
er. The next day he could be appearing behind a drug 
store counter. 

Paul’s farm life took him through all the evolutionary 
stages of farm equipment. From the heading and thrash¬ 
ing outfits, on up to the modern combines. Punching 
header at a young age, he had to match his skill with the 
more weather beaten, mustachioed, seasoned crew. 

It was a pleasure to get down to the nitty gritty of by 
gone days with Paul the other day. Right after World War 
One, events made it possible for him to marry Anna, his 
sweetheart of many years. Their marriage brought forth 
two country bred daughters, Eleanor and Irene. 

When they were newlyweds, they had a helping 
hand in that railroad drama, when Tanner’s bull butted 
the eastbound passenger locomotive into the ditch. On 
the way to church that morning, they picked up the en¬ 
gineer who was hitch hiking into Davenport. 

We got to reminiscing about his dad, Herman, who 
after surviving a bank failure, was able to hold on to land 
he bought at inflated prices. 

Some of the early day settlers took time out to help 
build better roads. Wandering travelers didn’t like to cross 
wide creeks, and canyons, so highway two went in every 
direction on its way west. Parts of the straightening out 
job was taken care of by the grandad of Judge Zellmer 
and Paul’s father. 


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The two old timers built a bridge over the creek, so 
the wagon wheels wouldn’t get wet or mire down. Then 
they made an “S” grade to relieve horses from staining a 
gut when they tried to pull their load out of the canyon 
floor. 

Telephone lines being built were like a chain reac¬ 
tion. When the line got to the Maskenthines’, another far¬ 
mer would nail two by fours onto the fence posts to hold 
a single wire to his place. The ‘follow the leader’ line en¬ 
ded south of Rocklyn. 

For four bucks a year from each telephone, a line ex¬ 
change lady was hired in Davenport. This made it possi¬ 
ble to tune in on settlers far beyond the horizon. 


When I was getting ready to leave, Paul said, “I will 
be 93 in August. After I retired, my wife and I enjoyed 
this new home we built here in town. Anna loved flowers, 
and she made our yard beautiful.’’When I got to the door 
Paul stated, “I spent 57 years with Anna. She is gone 
now.” He pointed to the center of the room and added, 
“Anna used to sit in a chair over there, and we would 
watch television together.” 

It’s just a question of who goes first, and who is the 
one left alone with memories. There is a recorded song 
that sort of breaks me up: “Honey I Miss You So.” (At 
this writing, Sept. 1986, Paul is very much alive at the 
Davenport Nursing Home.) 


Rocklyn Telford Rodeo 


Recently I visited with a retired couple that love to 
tour out-of-the way places. Their specialty is ghost towns, 
and old mining holes that were dug out by obsessed men 
looking for a quick cure from poverty. They figured that 
forgotten wagon trails should be studied and written up. 

I guess they are right. There are still heaps of things 
worth recording right here in our back yard. For instance, 
there were some events that took place years ago that 
didn’t leave any artifacts laying around. 

How many of you with wrinkled skins remember the 
open space rodeo that was held in the middle of the vast 
grazing lands of Lincoln County? It was in August and the 
year was 1925. If you recall, it was a free rodeo. All the 
riders collected were sore butts. 

That summer, dad and I drove up from Calif, to see 
if our renter raised any wheat. For a couple of Sundays, it 
gave us the opportunity to watch the cowboys go sailing 
through the air. This wild sort of stuff took place west of 
Rocklyn and south of Telford. It was out on the old Janett 
pasture. 

Wade West was the foreman for the Janett brothers 
pasture holdings. Wade rounded up all the cowboys and 
bucking horses he could find. This made it possible for 
the guys to have some cowboy fun and drink a little 
moonshine whiskey. 

That big pie-shaped oasis out in the middle of no¬ 
where was ideal for such goings-on. The rocks were miss¬ 


ing and the grass was soft enough to cradle a departed 
cowboy that was on his way to a lower level. A small 
house and a few sheds stood up along side a row of pas¬ 
ture bluffs. A ‘moonshine still’ was in hiding. Only Wade 
West and some of his cowboy disciples knew where it 
was. 

That first advertised Sunday, right after the noon 
hour, about 200 cars began coming in from a couple of 
rutted trails. Guys with chaps on made us park our rigs on 
the outside of this grassy flat. The old cars made a good 
barrier to scare the frightened animals back to the bluffs. 

Who attended this opening event? Well a lot of 
neighbors, friends, strangers, grandparents, daddies and 
quite a few mommies. A set of little twins were seen lay¬ 
ing in the back seat of a car. Their daddy, Oby Smith, 
was one of the cowboys that helped retrieve riderless 
horses that high tailed it over the bluffs. 

In the middle of the bucking matches, deputy sheriffs 
Cecil Fisher and ‘Dutch’ Van Hook drove up in a dusty 
looking car. They snooped around for quite a while, but 
didn’t find the liquor still. Later, they joined the large 
crowd by sitting on car fenders, watching the horses try¬ 
ing to get rid of their passengers. 

During intermission, some of the more worldly cow¬ 
boys formed a huddle and told some X-rated stories. 
During the rest period, some of the riders strayed over to 
the circle of cars for a visit, and to answer rodeo ques¬ 
tions. When recess ended, a couple of guys on horses 



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rode around fast like, kicking up dust. It was a signal for 
the riders to get back to the corral for more fun and 
punishment. 

There was no squeeze like slot to sandwich the 
bouncing broncos in for mounting. The riders used no 
saddles. They just jumped on the nervous nags from the 
side of the corral and tried to locate enough horse hair to 
hold on to. Fortunately none of the cowboys got hurt. All 
they had for first aid was a snake bite kit, and buckets of 
water. No loud speakers to announce in a glorified way 


who the riders were that fell off or stayed on. If you didn’t 
know, word of mouth did the trick. • 

Years later, when the Mielke brothers had the say-so 
of this spread of pasture, I looked over that semi-wild 
west bucking match spot of long ago. With the slugs of 
people and the circle of old time cars all gone, it was a 
mighty empty spot of grass. Cattle and horses still leave 
the same kind of tracks as they did then. Generations of 
livestock have chewed down that grassy flat hundreds of 
times since those summer rodeo days of long ago. 


Grange Days 


Our space age country life has knocked some of the 
steam out of the Grange. New type farm organizations 
that are now busy helping farmers with their problems, 
weren’t around 50 years ago. 

After all these years, the Grange has failed to moder¬ 
nize their house rules. Still there are lots of dear friends 
that love the pageantry of ritualism, and maybe that 
should be considered. To me the secret order of the 
Grange was out of date soon after old daddy Granger got 
his Order organized. I go through the ritual workout with 
a straight face, but I’ve been a hypocrite all during my 50 
years of Grange life. I hope the Grange doesn’t throw me 
out, as I would feel lonesome. 

Sure a bouncer may be needed at the outer gate to 
kick out the undesirables. Who knows? On rare occasion, 
a wandering bum could sneak in, and disrupt the meet¬ 
ing. Except for military spy operations, the password has 
lost its reason to survive. 

By discarding the petty things, it all boils down to the 
good the Grange has done. It has not only supplied the 
majority of country entertainment in its hey day, it had 
control over the farmers’ problems by voicing their opin¬ 
ions and doing something about it. For a long time, 
Grange Co-ops purchasing muscle gave members a bet¬ 
ter price tag on things needed for farming. It’s still a very 
practical, and handy place for farm supplies. 

It was a surprise to me that Grangers in Southern 
Calif, became quite active after I left that highly promoted 
spot. Even old Walt Knott joined the Order. It was inter¬ 
esting to note that the Grange Sugar and I visited while 
there, was made up of retired folks that were living off the 
fat of their salted away income. So when meeting time 
rolled around, there was no farm problems to discuss. 
Time was mostly spent opening, and closing the meeting 
so they could socialize. I was told that once in a while a 
powerful speaker would come, and tell this group a lot of 
things. 

Anyone around my age can’t help but think back to 
those old Grange hall days when dances, and other social 
things were on the main calendar of events. Since 
Grange dancing has now gone the way of the Edsels, a 
lot of these well preserved Grange halls sound pretty emp¬ 
ty, except for some rambling around once or twice a 
month by loyal Grange members. 

To revive some of the Grange community activity of 
the past, why not consider having your first or your next 
wedding in a Grange hall? You can then have the coun¬ 
try atmosphere of a real farm like wedding. 


But you will not be the first in the state to try out a 
Grange wedding. According to the Wash. State Grange 
records, Telford had the first. Well over 40 years ago, a 
young immigrant from North Dakota, Jack Schneider 
had a lot in common with a native lassie, Georgia Cabe. 
When they developed a craving for each other, they 
wanted to get married in the smoothest way possible. So 
to eliminate the stress of city weddings, this youthful cou¬ 
ple picked the Wilson Grange hall. 

They decided to free themselves of the headache of 
who to invite to their wedding. So the mother of the fu¬ 
ture bride announced at Grange that everyone from far 
and near was invited to come, and see her daughter get 
married to this Dakota guy. 

News soon spread like wildfire of the coming June 
wedding. Home economic chairman, Maggie Knack beat 
it up to the mountains to pick lots of Bridal Wreath flow¬ 
ers, while Sadie Maurer with excited helpers, dove in and 
decorated the hall pretty like. Rev. Ernie Mitchel, a preach¬ 
er from Creston was rounded up. 

Around 200 showed up for this bash. More volun¬ 
teers turned in their skills as the need arose. Hazel Hall’s 
piano playing took over the wedding march, and other 
musical sounds. Sugar, Devore Cabe, and the bride’s 
mother Marie, sang out loud, ‘I Love You Truly.’ Elsie 
Ganes stood on one side of the marrying couple, while 
Harry Schneider stood on the other side. 

When the preacher finished doing his legal stuff, 
everybody congratulated the cotiple while self appointed 
ushers moved the benches off the floor, so the wedding 
dance could get started. Volunteer musicians made up 
the orchestra. A feast like lunch was served, Grange 
style. 

Was the marriage a success? Well the union pro¬ 
duced four kids that gave them four grandchildren. Sev¬ 
eral years ago, we received this invitation: “A celebration 
of love, joy and marriage is planned for the fortieth wed¬ 
ding anniversary of Jack and Georgia Schneider. Their 
children and grandchildren invite you to celebrate with 
them Your presence is gift enough.” 


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Memory Dancing 


One morning when Sugar’s eyes popped open, in¬ 
stead of saying, “How’s my honey,” she told me she just 
got through dreaming that she was dancing with Howard 
Janett. Golly, it’s been ages since those old dances took 
place. Sugar’s sub-conscious memory clock must be start¬ 
ing to recycle. 

We used to dance our legs off about every Saturday 
night. It all began when I introduced Sugar to the dance 
floor. In those pre-war, war, and post-war days, nearly 
every Grange hall kept their floors smeared with slippery 
wax to help out those with lead feet. 

As far as the rural district was concerned, commun¬ 
ity dancing was as American as apple pie. It was a roman¬ 
tic, and sometimes not such a romantic era, especially 
when your heart throb chose to dance the last waltz with 
a competitor. But for some of us that had found our 
mates, it was a tuneful way to socialize with friends and 
neighbors. Guess that’s why Sugar, the other night, got 
to dreaming about one of her old dance partners. As a 
young married teenager, it was a thrill to be accepted as 
part of the established community. 

Looking back, we did have a lot of fun. It was early 
in Sugar’s new life when she and the Knack girls thought 
it would be neat to throw a harvest dance at Telford. Arti¬ 
cles were taken out of barns like bales of hay, harnesses, 
lanterns, saddles, and old wagon wheels. Those barn 
yard articles were placed throughout the Grange hall. A 
talented Grange orchestra from south of Wilbur supplied 
a mixture of barn dance, and harvest moon music. Two 
of the dance sponsors eventually married a couple of 
ranch hands that attended that authentic barn dance. 

During the hay-day of Grange dances, a lot of local 
big name orchestras were playing throughout Lincoln 
County. To the north and east of Davenport was the well 
known Rux brothers orchestra, featuring the king of the 
saxaphone, Virgil. The other orchestra working the 
Grange circuit was the McDougals, with Jack hot on the 
drums. 

Sweet Music 

One day while visiting along the halls of the Lincoln 
Nursing Home in Davenport, familiar music from a saxo¬ 
phone started coming from the recreation area. It was the 
sound of an old waltz that I used to dance to. I just had to 
get closer, so the tune could penetrate my ears better. 

Upon snooping around the corner, to my surprise, it 
was Ross McDougal, one of the original members of the 
now defunk but popular orchestra of long ago. It’s been 
ages since I’ve, seen Ross, or danced to his music. I didn’t 
know he was around anymore, as things do happen to a 
lot of old acquaintances. I just figured that Virgil Rux was 
the only active one left representing that old Rux- 
McDougal orchestra. 

That afternoon, Ross and his wife Leona were bring¬ 
ing back musical memories to a lot of retired citizens that 
are now taking it very easy. A new generation nurse 
thought the McDougal tunes were catchy, and some- 


Not to be outdone, our own Rocklyn grown kid, Les 
Welch got his start out here at Rocklyn by playing for the 
neighborhood dance fans. Les had that something that 
made his musical ability raise to the point where he orga¬ 
nized that well known Mom and Dads orchestra. He sold 
recordings by the thousands, and got on national televi¬ 
sion by performing for the Hugh Downs show. 

Then Les Welch’s career came to an end when sud¬ 
den death took him away. Rocklyn made a second stab 
at trying to send another orchestra to national fame. The 
Sterett-Robinson group got their start by playing for Wil¬ 
son Grange dances. But George and the Sterett brothers 
decided to stay in the cattle business, so they let the road 
to Nashville slide down the drain. 

Then came the wave of local professional western 
dancers. When Howard and Elizabeth Janett got through 
training themselves to do those fancy steps, they had 
Paul and Elizabeth Clark introduce those precise dance 
numbers to us Rocklynites. They were aided by Bill and 
Lydia Buck, and ‘Chief’ Van Skiver, and wife Nettie. It 
was just a treat to get out of their way, and watch them 
gracefully glide through those smooth numbers. 

I quickly put together a noisy amplifying system, and 
hooked it up to Howard’s old antique record player. For 
learning purposes, we had it made. I could slow this 
spring wound Victrola down so the puzzled ones could 
catch up with the music, or bring the music to a complete 
halt, so the rooky recruits could have time to untangle 
their feet. 

It’s been years since we lived those days. Seems like 
dancing the way some of us knew it went out like a wet 
cigar. Years ago, the old and the young mixed country 
entertainment together. Then came the split. The Beatles 
really started it. Young folks joined the loud music, and 
did a lot of stationary wiggles instead of dancing. Some¬ 
how I miss those old dances. There was something about 
that lively old music that made you want to go go go. 
Then a sudden waltz was played, and you felt real 
smooth like. 

Of The Past 

times sentimental. She couldn’t see why those pieces 
aren’t played anymore. Well, the big time orchestra mu¬ 
sic got put on the shelf when the Beatles sort of initiated 
the rock and roll type of noise. 

During the real early days, most rural dances had to 
settle for a fiddle player, and a piano accompanist. They 
knew about a dozen tunes that were stored in their heads, 
but when they released them through the bow, and piano 
keys, all the tunes sounded about the same, with varying 
degrees of speed. 

When the days of the Guy Lombardos, and the 
Glenn Millers type of music crept into the rural dance 
halls, the frontier fiddlers gradually fell by the wayside. 
They just could not put together all the necessary sounds 
to make sweet music. 

This gave Ross, and his farm bred friends a chance 
to get going with those musical pieces played by big time 


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orchestras. Their first break came way before the back 
waters wiped out the fertile farm valleys below Hawk 
Creek Falls. At that time, Vincent Moore had a large or¬ 
chard that produced lots of eating apples. Vincent had 
just finished building a large packing shed before apple 
picking time. Mr. Moore thought his spacious new shed 
would be a neat place to throw a public dance. It was his 
way of dedicating the new building. 

That event launched the newly born orchestra 
featuring Virgil and Orville Rux, Ross and Jack McDou- 
gal, and Viola, an eligible young lady that later became 
Mrs. Orville Rux. The Hawk Creek Falls dance turned 
out to be a big deal. 

After a year, because of demand, this popular or¬ 
chestra divided itself into two groups, and was called the 
Rux and the McDougal orchestras. Since Jack the drum¬ 
mer stayed with Ross, Harold Rux joined his brothers’ 
setup, and started drumming. 

Many a Grange hall accessories (out houses, 
woodsheds, etc.) were paid for by having these orche¬ 
stras play for their public dances. The Mondovi Grange 
Hall was built from profits that those players drew. Teddy 
Zeimantz stated that part of his young growing period was 
spent sleeping on Grange benches while his parents 
danced to the strains of sentimental waltzes, and fast 
stepping tunes. 

Virgil and Ross saxophones played out notes equal 
to that of professionals. Especially when it came to those 
moon waltzes. Their saxophones made a person dream 
of a full moon, romance, and lots of roses. 

Both orchestras had a neat habit of announcing mix¬ 
ers throughout the evening. All the men would line up on 
one side of the Grance hall, while the ladies filled up the 
opposite wall. When the orchestra got going, a fast stepp¬ 
ing rush to the center of the hall took place. Partner danc¬ 
ing began when contact was made. Usually a square 
dance or two was thrown in to satisfy the old timers. 

When it was time for the orchestra to turn itself off 
for the night, Home Sweet Home generally was played. 
Sometimes the tune of ‘After the ball was over, many a 


Early Spokane 

Like many of you, I was too late in arriving to know 
what the Spokane entertainment world i#as like during 
the gay nineties, and saloon days. It was in the early thir¬ 
ties that the entertainment world caught my adult way of 
life. That was years before Sugar showed up on the 
scene. 

Spokane in those days was much different than it is 
now. It was sort of a mini Las Vegas, minus the gambling 
tables, big stage shows, and call girls. However, a red 
light district was available for open trade. Raids usually 
didn’t take place ’til the complaints piled up too high. 

There were 13 theaters located in downtown Spo¬ 
kane. How many of you remember the Liberty, Band 
Box, Granada, Empress, Ritz, Unique, Rex, Orpheum, 
Post Street, etc? Only the State, and Fox were able to 
survive the changing times. 



hearts are aching,’ could be heard, which was appropri¬ 
ate for those few that got jilted. 

Ross is retired now, but not his music. His saxo¬ 
phone cheers up a lot of people in rest homes. Virgil 
stayed locally, and is actively engaged in museum work. 
His interest helped make the Lincoln County Museum a 
reality. 

Nature has been kind to Ross, and Virgil. Neither 
has lost their heavy shocks of hair that still require daily 
combing. Both have retained the same good looks they 
had when they were making music throughout the dance 
halls in those fabulous 20s, and during the depression 
days. 


Entertainment 

Except for the State, the few movie houses down¬ 
town are just small projection rooms. The Fox is now div¬ 
ided into three parts. Some outside shopping districts do 
have newly built cinemas for those that want to get off 
their TV chairs for a change in atmosphere. 

The State Theater is older than it looks. It has a 
stately history of lots of stately events, including the world 
premiere showing of ‘Vision Quest’ a made in Spokane 
picture. Although not an earth shaking movie, Spokane 
does have the background for movie making. 

The Fox was built on the eve of the depression, at a 
cost of a million bucks. It was able to survive all through 
the depression years. For many of us, it was where we 
saw our first talking picture. The Fox handled the more 
expensive traveling stage shows. Tobacco Road was one 
of them. Although it is a classy theater, it projected Spo- 


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kane’s first pornography film in those no no days. A poli¬ 
ceman stood outside to see that only matured eyes were 
allowed to go in. 

When that large historic auditorium at Main and Post 
was torn down just before the depression, Spokane’s 
bright lights started to dim. Hard times started in by clos¬ 
ing the Orpheum’s doors. It was a dream theater, right 
out of the past with its fancy 19th century styling. The 
stage took care of the Pantages circuit, and other travel¬ 
ing vaudeville acts. The receivership didn’t want to spend 
the money to take down the marquee sign of Mae West, 
in “She Done Him Wrong.” That advertisement was left 
hanging over the street for months. 

The old Hippodrome Theater caved in too, but was 
never able to revive itself. The Hippodrome wasn’t as 
large as the Orpheum, but it had all the historic trimmings 
of an old time theater. It was in a ghost like condition 
when some revival minded evangelists moved into the 
Hippodrome. They used it to warn anyone stopping in 
that the world was in a heck of a shape. Later the cold 
weather shut down their nightly free warning messages. 
When spring came, it was torn down as a P.W.A. pro¬ 
ject. 

At that time, the wheat price hadn’t raised much 
from rock bottom. The bread and soup lines on the east 
end of Spokane began stretching out real long. The un¬ 
employed took over a large vacant brewery, and named 
it, ‘Hotel De Gink.” 


Another theater, the Post Street bit the dust, but it 
didn’t say shut as long as the Orpheum. It had the largest 
stage ever built in Spokane, and also the tallest ceiling. 
Three balconies graced the inside, one on top of the 
other. It made a guy dizzy looking down from the top to 
the stage. 

At the height of the depression, between 1932 and 
33, the Post Street managed to open again. Mainly be¬ 
cause the Post Street let its doors open to a burlesque cir¬ 
cuit. By showing two full length movies, and a risque 
stage show for a matinee price of 15 cents, people came. 
A charge of 25 cents caught the wealthy evening trade, 
after the supper dishes were put away. Ironically when I 
took in the 15 cent show, one of the feature pictures was 
titled, “If I Had A Million,” starring Gary Cooper. 

Around 1945, the Passion players from the Black 
Hills of Spearfish, South Dakota, were able to stop over 
and present the Passion Play. They found the Post Street 
stage large enough to hold all the local extras, animals, 
and the paraphernalia needed to put on that spectacular 
religious story. 

It was always a treat to treat close friends to their first 
talking moving picture show. Some turned me down flat 
for religious reasons. My folks never missed a Will Rogers 
or a Shirley Temple picture. Country towns weren’t too 
far behind Spokane in installing a ‘talkie.’ But Spokane’s 
large screens, and stage shows captured locals when they 
went out-on-the-town. 


Honeymoon Days 


A long time ago farmers had to creep before they 
could walk. When 1939 rolled around, the price of wheat 
had doubled itself from the rock bottom price in 1932. 
Even with that 100 price raise, wheat was still selling for 
less than a dollar. Yet a bushel of wheat bought more 
stuff 46 years ago than it does now. In some ways far¬ 
mers that were broke then, were in much better shape 
than the speculative farmers that are in debt today. 

In those pre-war days, a lot of us farmers didn’t have 
much money in our pockets, but it didn’t cost anything to 
wait for better times. When 1942 showed up, wheat was 
finally needed, and inflation stood still for a long period of 
time, due to a government price freeze. 

In 1939 when I was broke, I happened to develop a 
strong desire to get married due to a good opportunity 
that I was faced with. Not wanting to wait for my govern¬ 
ment allotment check to come, I borrowed $25 from my 
brother-in-law so I could get my act going. That twenty 
five bucks made a midnight elopement possible, also a 
three day honeymoon, Spokane style. In those days, it 
wasn’t the ‘in thing’ to shack up with a new found Sugar 
to see if we were made for each other. 

Since I spent time exploring Spokane during my sin¬ 
gle days, I knew it offered a girl that lived a sheltered life, 
all the necessary entertainment to make her honeymoon 
a memorable one. By handling the borrowed $25 just 
right, I knew it could be done. That Justice of the Peace 
and that poor man’s bridal suite at the Coeur d’Alene 
Hotel took quite a chunk out of our spending money. 
Our wedding picture came to 25 cents. Payless Drug 


Store had a self-taking portrait booth, with a curtain for 
privacy. When we thought that we looked just right, Su¬ 
gar pushed a button. After a happy hug or two, the pic¬ 
ture came out of a handy slot. 

Our wedding dinner consisted of a brisk walk over to 
the Washington Street Market, where a Dutchman and 
his wife served a plate full of dinner, including soup, and 
pie for 25 cents. There was a cover charge of five cents to 
have a scoop of ice cream dumped on Sugar’s pie. 

Since Sugar never saw a stage show, it was pure 
luck that Sally Rand was in town, and performing on the 
Orpheum stage during our honeymoon. Sally’s body, 
and her bubble put on an artful show, for which she was 
famous. The glitter and beautiful stage lighting, as well as 
the loud music that the Orpheum’s orchestra blared out, 
overwhelmed Sugar. 

The next day was more of the same, except window 
shopping was stretched out a little longer to take care of 
our fantasies. On our last afternoon in Spokane, we cal¬ 
led on Sugar’s aunt Susie to see how she would react to 
our sudden marriage. She didn’t give a darn what we did, 
and told us to set down to a bowl of her Polish type of 
potato soup. 

After paying what we owed for the use of a hotel 
room, I found out there was enough money left to buy a 
box of smelly cigars. We took it for granted that we were 
going to be shivaried when we got back to Rocklyn. 
Guess it was just lots of luck, love and tender care that we 
made a go of it for all these years. 


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4-H 

Helping Sugar with her 4-H clubs throughout the 
years, gave me a high. Kids are the best kind of people, 
because everything you do for them is still new, and it’s 
easy to make them happy. Besides you can act like a kid 
with them, and enjoy the fun part of life. 

It all began when we were fresh married. With the 
aid of a brand new county extension agent, Alice Gimlin, 
Sugar was able to start her first 4-H club. Lacking in ex¬ 
perience, her group did manage to make a lot of gooey 
cookies, and helped in community paper drives and stuff 
like that. 

A few years later, with her second group, Sugar 
didn’t giggle as much and was able to make a steady 
successful 4-H leader. Being a flunky, I didn’t have to 
advance so fast. 

I think Sugar’s third group was one of the first to 
camp out nature style down at Lake Roosevelt. It was on 
a bare spot that later became Camp Na-Bor-Lee. Sure, 
there was lots of sand, trees, and water, but that was all. 
The back end of the truck held all the adventurous 4-H 
girls that cared to go. 

Night facilities included a pup tent where Sugar’s 
and Betty Brown’s feet stuck out, and a large survival 
canvas for the girls. 

When Camp Na-Bor-Lee got organized, volunteer 
minded workers made it look like a campsite. The sur¬ 
rounding 4-H clubs consolidated to hold an annual four 
day blowout. 

In the 1960s, Sugar and Betty Brown were the camp 
cooks. Bob Draper, the instigator of this setup, supplied 
all the portable equipment necessary to bring camping 
out of the primitive stage. I posed as the life guard, and 
beach entertainment guy. 

Working with 4-H kids is a satisfying experience 
that’s worth a guy’s time. It’s much easier than being a 
parent, because when the kid’s outing time is over, it’s up 
to the parents for continual daily guidance. 

I probably never contributed much constructive 
knowledge that the kids cared to soak up. I did enjoy 
helping out with harmless ventures that the young folks 
insisted on. 

Wanting to do something adventurous one summer, 
a group of returnees drooled to set up their club head¬ 
quarters on Na-Bor-Lee’s lonely island. The idea was 
met with disapproval, but was never handed a complete 
no no. More guts entered the young ladies’ systems when 
the county agent’s daughter said she would join them on 
their planned invasion of the island. 

By pretending to have a good time with the row 
boat, I was able to smuggle the girls’ paraphernalia, and 
tent over from the mainland. The protection of nightfall 
helped disguise what we were up to. A shallow but cold 
water swim brought the girls across to their island retreat. 

Sleep didn’t enter my mind that night. I kept thinking 
those girls would forget to wake up in time to get across 
for camp reveille. When daylight came, bless their hearts, 
they swam back before the bugle tooted its waking up 
camp notes. 


Camp 

They were allowed to keep their headquarters for 
the duration. It turned out to be one of the most interest¬ 
ing places to visit, or sunbathe before swimming back. 

Like all nicely run 4-H camps, constructive work 
shops, and programs were always well arranged. 

When afternoon play time arrived, it was fun having 
the boys make their own racing rafts out of drift wood. 
The final afternoon was when the big raft racing event 
took place. 

The boys got to pick their favorite camp girls as co¬ 
pilots to help them navigate their rafts to victory. Or to 
help pick up the pieces if the raft deteriorated in the mid¬ 
dle of the bay. Even a battery operated sound system was 
used so the spectators onshore could receive instant race 
results. 

Oh sure, there was some camp sadness. A couple of 
youngsters developed homesickness. It’s a terrible dis¬ 
ease. I catch it easy, if I’m over 400 miles from home. 
One 4-Her, I just had to take back when he thought more 
of home than he did of Camp Na-Bor-Lee. 

On the second day of camp life, I found my little 
niece, Roberta standing in a zombie like pose. She came 
very near caving in from homesickness. However, she 
was able to sweat it out when I promised to check on her 
folks, and see how her pet ducks were making out. Also 
have her mother tell me the outcome of her favorite 
weekly TV episode, so I could relay the story back to her. 

Moving a truck load of kids back to their homes al¬ 
ways included an afternoon stop-over at Fort Spokane, 
or Porcupine Bay. An extra bonus swim was then en¬ 
joyed, and the last crumbs of camp scraps were used as 
food. 

Our final 4-H days came to an end with the dispens¬ 
ing of our Jolly Joggers club. For health reasons, it was 
something we all enjoyed. When the running craze set in, 
it was not necessary to keep going. There are now oceans 
of folks to run with. All in all, it was those 4-H days that 
Sugar and I will always remember. 



Between swims at Camp Na-Bor-Lee. 


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i 







The last days of the 4-H Jolly Joggers. 


Farming German Style 


Barbara Olsen Chrisman, who lost her battle with 
cancer, brought back some early 4-H memories. Sugar 
was struggling along successfully with her first 4-H group 
when Barbara returned from Germany. She was one of 
the first teen age lassies eligible to make that exciting stay 
in Germany under the International Farm Youth Ex¬ 
change program. 

Barbara helped Sugar and her kids get their enter¬ 
tainment act going by appearing as the star feature out at 
Telford. The Grange hall was packed with a mixture of 
Grangers and non-Grangers. 

Her collection of slides included rural family life, 
scattered farm plots, and agriculture equipment. Just 
what we needed to see if the Germans were ahead of us, 
like the Japanese are now in making some better stuff. 

Barbara’s dad, Bud, told me what a typical harvest 


was like when his exchange daughter was there. Seems 
like they made a lot of work out of harvesting their crops. 
First they marched out to their plots, and bound the 
standing wheat. Then they hauled the stuff back to their 
villages, where barns with upper doors awaited the wheat 
bundles. 

The cut grain remained in protective custody ’til a 
custom thrashing rig was set up by the barn, where bun¬ 
dles were tossed out of the upstairs door, and shoved into 
the thrashing machine’s spinning cylinder. 

Naturally this shelling job rendered the barns empty, 
but not for long. All that fresh straw that got blown ar¬ 
ound was pitched back into the barn. The grains soon be¬ 
came flour so lots of bread could be eaten. 

What also was puzzling ’til 1 asked, “Why don’t the 
German farmers consolidate their farm plots by trading 


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back and forth with their neighbors? That way the field 
machinery could turn around properly without throwing 
dirt into the neighbor’s fields. Well, it seems like a lot of 
those plots were kept segregated out of respect for their 
ancestors who traditionally willed it to them. 

Some day, a wilder generation will come along, and 
common sense horse trading will take place. Fields will 
then grow to a respectful size by putting all their eggs in 
one basket. Who knows, some day they may even harv¬ 
est their crops right out in the open fields. 

One would think that this style of farming is only ex¬ 
pected in certain European districts. But wait, when I was 
still farming, a group of mini-farmers right out here in 


Farm 

Not long ago on the front page of the Sunday Spo¬ 
kesman-Review, an article entitled, “Farmers sow money 
but reap debt.” With headlines like that, it could make 
farmers feel unhappy when they stick seed wheat in the 
ground, put expensive fertilizer in the soil, and spray all 
kinds of high power stuff over crops. 

The article does hold out hope for those farmers that 
have their names on a deeded farm. They can have a 
chance of reaping dough instead of debts. Also some of 
us old landlords that can’t cut the mustard anymore, ain’t 
necessarily reaping debts, even though our land invest¬ 
ments may only be paying 3 or 4 % in the form of rent 
money. 

But what’s in it for the young guy with a wife, and 
maybe a kid or two who says, “Let me farm your land, as 
I’ve got the ‘hots’ to be a farmer?” Here is the computer¬ 
ized dope for the ‘now’ generation: “The 1984 cost of 
production for a 1,100 acre farm in Eastern Washington 
winter wheat country is $195 an acre for wheat. With a 
60-bushel-per-acre yield at $3.30 a bushel, the return is 
$198 . . . But for the tenant farmer, subtract a third of the 
crop for payment to the landlord, and that leaves $132 
per acre gross income.” It doesn’t take a read out compu¬ 
ter to tell you that there is a loss of $63 per acre. 

“Arithmetic is so frighteningly simple,” so says that 
Sunday’s article. “Some highly efficient tenant farmers 
manage to show a profit. But in some cases the profit ap¬ 
pears only on paper; in reality the farmers are losing 
money.” 

In my depression days of long ago, we didn’t have 
computers to forecast our hopeless troubles, so we didn’t 
have as much information to worry about. 

For added cheerless news, consultant Allen Hatley 
of Spokane, who manages farm property, stated, “If the 
price of wheat falls to $2.80 a bushel, not an unreason¬ 
able possibility, given the current surplus, and Reagan ad¬ 
ministration’s goal of lowering support prices, the best 
decision I could make is to put the land in grass, and not 
even rent it.” 

Some good may come by retiring our land back to 


Harry Tracy Country, were using a much more primitive 
style of farming than any European farmer would care to 
go back to. 

When spring came, these sincere earth people 
would scatter handfuls of wheat on fertile spots of volca¬ 
nic ash. Come harvest time, a hand scythe was used to 
whack the crop off. However, they did purchase some 
modern plastic sheets to cover the wheat sheaves ’til 
hand harvest took place. 

I told this group of hand harvesters that I would save 
them a planting job by not combining out my wheat field 
corners. That year, when harvest time arrived, this clan 
figured it was cheaper to find a job, and buy bakery made 
bread. 


Crisis 

grass. It would give farmers time out to go down to Ritz- 
ville and look and wait for those mountains of wheat to 
disappear. When the horizon at Ritzville is back to level 
again, it will be time to consider going back to farming 
again. Just don’t panic! This is the third big farm crisis that 
some of us have managed to live through. 

We do have Tom Foley’s shoulder to cry on. He 
knows a lot about a lot of things. After Foley’s talk in Da¬ 
venport, it was neat of him to hang around ’til the last dog 
was hung. A group of us had a chance to visit with him. 
In my hey-day, it was Walt Horan that helped brace us 
farmers up during moments of severe crisis. 

This squeeze we are going through now can help 
make better farm managers, and less gambling on the 
prospects of never ending prosperity. Until the farm crisis 
has passed, some farmers may have to recycle their farm 
machinery. That’s what old timers did when times got 
tough. Some of us went out to the pasture and revived 
old discarded drills, and stripped castaway combines of 
their valuables. 

When the 1931 farm crisis hit, the government had 
not even started to develop the habit of jacking up the de¬ 
stitute farmers. Those early brave ones that traded their 
horses in for tractors were discriminated against. I could 
not get a loan because most of my loan money would 
have gone for tractor fuel. My neighbors with their barns 
full of hay for horse fuel could get small loans. 

Most of the borrowed money the horse farmers re¬ 
ceived went to keeping them alive, while the tractor far¬ 
mers were left to starve. Only fate saved the flat broke 
horseless farmer. 

One gloomy day, 56 years ago, my tractor was 
grounded from lack of fuel. Orlin Maurer knew about my 
plight, so while I was waiting for the oil company to trust 
me, he stopped in and said, “This morning I saw Charley 
Rux carrying a can of gas out to his tractor. I wonder how 
long he can afford that.” Then to rub things in a little dee¬ 
per, Orlin continued, “My horses can work on empty sto¬ 
machs. All they need is a lot of hay when they get back to 
the barn, ha-ha.” 


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Dust Of Wrath 


For the last 40 years, most wheat fields held bounti¬ 
ful crops. But our County didn’t always look like a garden 
of Eden. It went through an era like John Ford so vividly 
told in his dust bowl story “Grapes of Wrath.” Our historic 
low point in the Big Bend Country should have been called 
“Dust of Wrath.” 

Fast traveling winds that went by here over 50 years 
ago (1931) blew so hard that a lot of Odessa’s airborne 
soil landed at Rocklyn, and layers of neighboring farms 
landed up on the Indian Reservation. Some Indians start¬ 
ing cussing the white man for disturbing nature’s garden of 
flowers, grass and sagebrush. 

Yes thousands of acres qualified for Washington’s 
“Dust Bowl.” The main event took place in the Ritzville- 
Odessa area. It left a trail of sand buried fences as far 
north as Lake Creek, and east to the edge of Davenport. 
Foot burners were used to try and stop the drifting soil, 
only to find sand filled furrows for their reward. Many a 
farmer got to see what the next six inches of soil looked 
like. 

My mother’s geese never knew a thing about flying, 
but were able to use the wind successfully for a tail-end- 
take-off that landed them safely down at the creek. 


Dreams of German sausage vanished when our newly 
purchased little piggies got lost forever in that dust storm. 
If St. Helens had blown its stack then, very few farmers 
around Odessa would have known about it. Between 
storms scoop shovels were used to clean out the field fil¬ 
tered dust from lots of homes that had rickety doors and 
rattling window panes. 

After the blown out crops got reseeded there weren’t 
enough days left, or moisture to get yields into the double 
digit figure. Yields made from Russian thistles to eight bu¬ 
shels an acre. It caused my dad’s renter on the Lake 
Creek place to go back to moonshining, and it caused me 
to go out to Dave Stelzer’s junk pile and strip a discarded 
combine for transplants. Such emergency methods made 
it possible for an ancient combine to cut a puny stand of 
wheat. 

Except for the love of farming, those days were no 
bowl of cherries. Rock bottom wheat prices started the 
year before, adding insult to injury. The thought of get¬ 
ting kicked off the environmental nest like they did in 
‘Grapes of Wrath” was enough to make a person cry. A 
lot of us felt lucky that we didn’t have to join the bread 
lines in those depressed days. 



Good Samaritan 


Who was the good guy of long ago that couldn’t 
stand seeing some of his farm friends going down the 
drain? It was Fred Reinbold. During the darkest days of 
that great depression, Fred was the local manager of an 
oil company in Davenport. 

Ed Kruger, Lynn Gunning, and myself ran out of 
money at about the same time. We had every reason to 
walk off our farms, and join the soup lines, but that sound¬ 
ed distasteful to us, so we learned to live from one crisis 


to the next. The final blow came when no gaoline got to 
our farms unless it was paid for. Without fossil fuel, we 
could not produce wheat that nobody wanted. 

Fred Reinbold called up on a Monday morning, stat¬ 
ing he was bringing his boss out to try and convince him 
we were farmers that some day would pay for stuff like 
gasoline and oil. 

I was topless when I approached the oil executive’s 


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car. Fred’s boss looked me over, and asked, “Did you 
have to hock your shirt to keep alive?” Upon leaving, I 
remember Fred saying to his boss, “All Walt needs is a 
little more gas ’til fall.” 

After the empty report I gave Fred and his boss, they 
drove over to Ed Kruger’s farm, then back to Lynn Gun¬ 
ning’s place for more monetary evaluations. 

Little did we know at that time that Fred’s boss 
turned thumbs down on extending more gasoline credit 
to us. Before any gas was allowed to leave in our direc¬ 
tion, Fred had to sign a note. By so doing, he put his own 
pay check on the line as security for three helpless far¬ 
mers. 

In those pre-diesel days, gas was delivered in a 
primitive way. Guy Canfield, a well known gas delivery 
man, worked at Fred’s plant. He would back up the com¬ 
pany’s pint size truck to fill my six 55 gallon barrels. 

The tank on the truck had a short unloading faucet 
sticking out. A long rod that held a slug of rings was bolt¬ 
ed on the back bed. Counting the gallons was done 
Chinese style. Everytime a five gallon bucket was filled, 
Guy would slide one of those rings over to the other side 
of the truck. Then he would dump the bucket that was 
loaded with gasoline into the barrels. 

When the barrels were filled, Guy would then count 
the rings that were moved across the rod, and multiply 
that number by five. The final penciled in figures were the 
number of gallons delivered. 

Later, through the process of mental evolution, Mr. 
Canfield figured out how to measure delivered gallons 
more easily. He notched gallon markings on a stick that 
was a little longer than the barrels. 



Mamouth combine and Rev. Williamson, wheat hauler 
standing alongside of a huge wheat truck - massive machinery 
wasn't around when I was farming. 


Buckets of gasoline could then be emptied without 
counting. It was a simple matter of sticking the marked 
stick into each barrel. The wetness would show the num¬ 
ber of gallons that got dumped. 

This marked advancement, brought forth a more ac¬ 
curate gallon count. Because sometime while visiting, 
Guy would forget to slide a ring across. 


One Farmer’s Crisis 


Sometimes when I’m in Odessa, I can’t help but 
think of my cousin, Ed Kiesz. He farmed in the heart of 
the old Russian thistle country near Batum. In those early 
days, Ed used to say, “It takes more faith than guts to 
farm out there.” 

As time passed, better farm methods, and a few ex¬ 
tra thunderstorms made it possible for Ed and his family 
to move to the residential district in Odessa. He then be¬ 
gan to enjoy semi-retirement with the rest of the Germans 
from Russia that had already reached their material gains. 

When the Ed Kieszes got citified, Sugar and I went 
down to see how they were making out. To get the full 
effects of a typical Sunday in Odessa, we attended the 
whole works that was going on inside the Congregational 
church. 

We were surprised to see Ed teaching the adult Sun¬ 
day School class. With his sense of humor, we became 
interested in seeing how he was making out. After all, 
Sunday School usually is a place to work over some seri¬ 
ous Bible thoughts. 

The class was discussing a well known Biblical per¬ 
son. Some figured this certain guy was wishy-washy. Fin¬ 
ally Ed ended the discussion by saying, “No he wasn’t 
that kind of a bird. He was a man of strong faith, even 


though he may have sounded a little wobbly at times.” 

Before the services, I asked Ed how he made out 
when he taught Sunday School, “Oh I give all those Bible 
characters a lot of credit for what they did. When things 
get a little hairy, I sort of let the rest of the class figure 
things out.” 

For those early Odessians, it was no easy chore to 
reach their fulfillment. The depression of the early thirties 
wasn’t very kind to the Ritzvile-Odessa farmers. They had 
a harder time scratching for a living than us northerners 
did. Ed Kiesz told us once that even the birds had to 
lower themselves on their knees to look for food. 

No crops, meant no straw. To keep their horses sto¬ 
machs from collapsing, my other cousin Gottlieb had to 
make mercy trips up to Lords Valley where straw was be¬ 
ing sold. 

With cupboards as bare as their fields, most of the 
dust bowl farmers beat it to the apple country, where the 
pickings were better. When apple picking money got into 
their pockets, they returned back home, and started 
dreaming of better farming days. 

The season of 1931, Ed Kiesz didn’t have to follow 
Odessa’s fall migration to the apple country. He had mar- 


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ried into the Raugust clan. One of them, Rudolph Rau- 
gust got out of the Odessa area before the dust storms hit, 
and took up farming north of Davenport. 

When Ed got his two and a half bushel per acre crop 
scooped up, he kissed his wife Bertha, and kids good¬ 
bye, and drove his two door Model T Ford Sedan into 
Odessa. He told Bill Raugust who was running the Ode¬ 
ssa Trading Company, that he could come out to the 
ranch and get those drills, as he had no dough to pay for 
them. 

Needing survival money, Ed headed northwest to 
Davenport, and to his wife’s relative’s farm. He then 
made himself available to sew all the sacks that got filled 
on Rudy Raugust’s combine. 

It was a hot August Sunday when Ed stopped in to 
spend his first Davenport day of rest with us. Due to being 


broke, Ed Kiesz’s personality spark was missing. He 
looked tired. He told about the harvest job he got up here 
where the land was blessed. Ed said he didn’t want to 
know ’til the next week whether the Trading Company 
would extend his debts. 

Ed tried to take a nap on the floor. All at once he 
jumped up and called Bill Raugust, and asked, “Say, by 
golly, are you going to let me keep those drills, so I can 
farm?” 

The way Ed started to wisecrack on the phone, we 
could tell he was getting a 12 month reprieve on part of 
his farm machinery. When Ed hung up, he said, “Won¬ 
der of wonders, dam, 1 feel good! Let me take you all for 
a ride in my Model T. It’s all gassed up and is almost dust 
proof.” 



Sister, Ed Klesz, me and mother, blocking the view of Ed's dust bowl limousine (1931). 


Go West Young Man 


It’s still kind of hard to shake off old rural school stor¬ 
ies, especially after visiting with Harry Schneider. Harry 
and I just made it through the eighth grade and were able 
to survive. Our lack of education made us aware of what 
we didn’t know, and made us appreciate what we 
learned afterwards. 

Harry was a product of the depression days. A 
handsome young lad who came from the plains of Ca¬ 
nada and North Dakota, where he learned to sing a lot of 
prairie songs. There was lots of room back there on those 
wind swept farms for parents to raise lots of kids, but to 
grow enough food to feed them during those drought 
years of the 1930s was a problem 


One by one lots of young guys left the Dakotas for 
Washington with the hopes of finding farm work. One of 
Harry’s brothers, Jack, had beat it in a westerly direction 
on a bicycle ’til he found a haven here at Reardan. Later 
Harry decided to follow his brother via the railroad tracks 
where box cars served as fresh air transportation to the 
Inland Empire. He took with him his wealth in the form of 
a twenty dollar bill, and used the sole of one of his shoes 
as a safety deposit box for that Federal Reserve Note. It 
was to be used only in an extreme emergency. His loose 
change of 75 cents lay scattered around in a pocket. 

When Harry jumped off the freight train out here, 
every cent was accounted for. His hungry looks got him 


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here free of charge. Landing in a strange territory took 
some getting used to for this shy young fellow. Befrien¬ 
ded by the Rudolph Raugust family, he was helped from 
getting too homesick. After earning some money, Harry 
was able to buy a guitar and other things that a young 
man in the west should have. 

Taking newcomer Schneider for an outing in Spo¬ 
kane proved to be fun. He enjoyed window shopping 
when he saw an array of musical instruments or some 
snappy western displays. Dad treated him to all the milk 
shakes he could hold. I don’t remember for sure how 
many shakes he drank, but at 15 cents a crack it was 
starting to add up. The milk shakes kept Harry in a nour¬ 
ished condition all during the movie we attended. 

The scab rock lands of Rocklyn was where Harry 
shone the brightest. Working for Frank Selde, the Ol- 
ighers, and other cattle ranchers fulfilled his dreams of the 
west. In his spare time he had the challenge of stopping 
an outlaw horse named Tracy from tossing him in the air. 
Quite a conquest, for Tracy wouldn’t allow anyone but 
Harry to sit on his back. Finally Tracy was sold to the US 
Cavalry, and probably was used only as a riderless horse 
in funeral parades. 

Harry’s singing voice did go public for a while. He 


placed first in an amateur contest at the Orpheum 
Theater. His performance landed him a job at the Coeur 
d’Alene Hotel’s Dutch Mill, ’til work out at Rocklyn beck¬ 
oned him back. 

While working on the John Oligher cattle ranch dur¬ 
ing daylight time, Harry was able to make use of his 
sleepy time hours for a while. He got a night time job on 
the building of the Mondovi elevator. The elevator got 
built to its proper height before burn out set in. 

Things got going for Harry ever since those days of 
establishing himself. Seems like he was able to cross over 
a lot of thin ice safely. He is now the main farm owner in 
the center of Rocklyn, and the surrounding territory. A 
local farmer’s daughter fell for Harry. It was ditto for him 
too. Then a marriage took place between Harry and Marj 
Knack, and the two raised a typical family. 

Mr. Schneider’s love for cattle still exists, and now he 
has oodles of pasture land. A lot of his farm holdings are 
under irrigation^ supplying choice feed for all those ani¬ 
mals that some day will land in meat eaters’ plates. In 
partners with his son, Sam, it takes four combines to 
harvest their crops. Harry is starting his retirement pro¬ 
cess by getting rid of his insurance agency at Reardan. All 
this is quite a record for a box car kid from North Dakota. 


The Year Of The Lakes 


It may be scary to think about it, but this semi-arrid 
country can have screwed up weather patterns. 1948 
was a year to remember. Spring was nearly over when 
attacking thunder heads brought waves of water bearing 
clouds that emptied themselves for days. It caused havoc 
for the rest of the year. Farm equipment was getting stuck 
all during the last half of the growing season. Combines 
did the same thing in August. The Mielke brothers sank a 
large tractor in June when they hadn’t learned to stay 
away from soft spots. 

The first part of May, before the invasion of heavy 
rains, everything was calm west of Davenport. Winter 
wheat was standing tall. Farmers were busy plowing or 
working their dusty summerfallow fields. 


May 15th was on a Saturday, so I parked my tractor 
in a low spot in the field so crooks wouldn’t be able to find 
it for stripping purposes. The following Monday, inches 
of rain came down so fast on the summerfallow that it 
couldn’t hold it all. The torrent buried my tractor, and 
plows in four and a half feet of sky water. 

Not having the buoyancy of Noah’s Ark, only the 
steering wheel and fenders were sticking out of that over¬ 
night made lake. A near shoulder high wading job had to 
be done in order to hook a long pull chain to the tractor. 
Howard Janett came to the rescue by placing his tractor 
on not too solid ground. His Cat had to dig five cat track 
holes in different places in the process of dragging my 
tractor up to the shoreline. 


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This was a pretty lake that the rain storms made. On 
the east shoreline, the clean summerfallow ran into the 
lake. On the other side, standing wheat rose out of this 
body of water and extended up over a slope. 

There was 80 acres in that field that never made it 
into summerfallow that year. Out here at Rocklyn, the 
month of May recorded 9.60 inches of rainfall. A drier 
streak hit Davenport where 8.71 inches of rain fell in 
May. By taking Davenport’s lower figure, more rain fell 
that month than fell in the whole year of 1929, when na¬ 
ture left only 7.30 inches of rain. 

That year of instant lakes, rainfall tried to taper off by 
just dumping 3.01 inches in June. However, lakes in the 
fields stayed around, and took up farming space ’til the 
next year, when the year’s moisture was less than 10 in¬ 
ches. 

The summer of 1948 was long remembered. Sugar 
and 1 had no logical reasons to seek out lake resorts, as 
we had our own lakes. We did miss the sights of friendly 
bathers. But it was a novelty to park the combine near the 
waters edge, and take a shallow swim before devouring 
our harvest lunch in the shadow of the self-propel. 

One soon learned not to combine too close to those 
freshly made lakes that didn’t have thousands of years to 
develop a decent shoreline. Tempting looking wheat 
heads caused P. H. Janett to drive his combine too close 
to the waters’ edge. He did a good job of miring his self- 



propel harvester to a hopeless depth. Albert Stuckle’s 
tractor got it out, but not without bending the harvester’s 
drive wheel axles. 

The new generation farmers figured it must have 
been a year of high yields. It was no such thing! In those 
days, there was no fertilizer laying around to dump on 
those rain soaked fields. The wheat roots didn’t even 
bother about going down with the surplus water that was 
loaded with leached nitrogen. In fact, the roots just 
stayed near the moisture laden surface where it was 
warm and comfortable. 

What was the total rainfall here at Rocklyn’s Inde¬ 
pendent Weather Research Dept, for 1948? The record 
book shows that 27.04 inches had been dumped out of 
our leak proof rain gauge during that stormy year. 


Mothballing Combines 


The damp standing stubble is now giving off the 
smell of fall. For you that are now ready to store your 
faithful combine or combines; a feeling that another 
growing season has been taken care of, undoubtedly has 
entered your mind. It’s like the words to an old song: 
“Harvest days are over, Jessie dear”. Jessie must have 
been someone’s harvest moon sweetheart. 

There are two ways of mothballing the combine for 
that long storage season. One is to leave it to nature for 
protection, like some farmers do. However it does re¬ 
quire some instructions to follow. For instance, when the 
last swath has been gobbled up, look for a spot around 
the farmstead with soil deep enough so the combine 
won’t mire down when spring thaw sets in. Be sure the 
spot chosen is located so you won’t run into the machine 
on some dark night. Take the ignition key out and put it 
somewhere where you might remember where it is the 
day or two before next harvest. 

Usually when the last grain stalk has been beheaded 
by the combine, those outside storage type farmers gen¬ 
erally don't let the separator bounce itself empty. Some 
gas is saved by so doing. The other benefit is that it does 
leave enough straw sticking out both ends of the harves¬ 
ter. This helps keep some of the winter snows from drift¬ 
ing in on the chaff filled sieves, and straw walkers. 

A good rain will sprout the scattered wheat that rode 
the combine all during harvest. The growing seedlings 
will give the machine a greenish look as they try to protect 
the combine from the sun. If the combine is properly 
parked far enough away from the house, you will not 



Ceremonial day - storing the combine. 


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have to smell the barn yard like odor when the straw and 
sprouted wheat starts to decay. 

Properly preparing the combine for storage should 
become some sort of a ritual. If done correctly, a feeling 
of nostalgia will sweep over you. Pick a day when the 
wind is real quiet, and the sun has that stingy fall feeling 
when it hits the outside part of your skin. Tarry for a bit 
while looking out over the stubble fields. You will then re¬ 
alize your part of the job is done. Think for another mo¬ 
ment, who will eventually eat all that wheat out there in 
those mountains of plastic covered piles? Will it be the 
Chinese, or a lot of Russians? 

When the thinking time is over, make one last tour 
around the combine. This time with pencil and paper in 
hand. Write down any injuries that need attending to be¬ 
fore next harvest. Place the note in an envelope, then put 
it in the tool box. The prescription letter will come in 
handy at repair time. 

When dad was here on his harvest jaunts from Cali¬ 
fornia, Sugar would think we were having burial services 
for the combine instead of just storing it. Guess it seemed 
a little odd to make a ceremony out of it, but that’s the 
way dad and I operated. 

While I was giving the self-propel the air pressure 
and water bath treament, dad would be writing diary like 
articles on the side of the bulk tank. He would pencil in 
his feelings of another harvest that had just ended. Also 
his thankful thoughts of being able to spend another sum¬ 
mer with his family. Later his notes were always var¬ 
nished over to preserve them ’til the combine was put out 
to pasture or sold. 

Finally the shed doors were opened to the limit. 
With dad’s hands signaling the right directions, it was a 
cinch to back the combine into just the right place. That 
usually concluded the services of putting the combine 
away. 

This article on how to store combines brought out 
some interesting results. I was informed that one old 
combine that was left naked in the farmer’s yard, wasn’t 
that farmer’s idea of proper storage. It happened to have 
been a trade-in. Due to its advanced age, the machine 

The Ice IV 

Once upon a time, there lived a little known settler, 
and his wife of long standing. They located themselves 
down in a hole between the Maskenthine estate and the 
farm that made me happy for all these years. 

Wood Hulbert was his name. He was a cynical athe¬ 
ist who liked to argue. However, he was a man of some 
faith. He believed that the copper bracelet he wore was 
sucking out a lot of his arthritic pains. 

Since it rains on the just and the unjust, his wheat 
fields yielded the same as his more righteous neighbors 
did. 

Because bis farm was small, it held a small field, a 
small pasture; and a small number of cattle. With luck, 
Wood was able to scratch out a living. 

But he was rich in dogs. He owned an advancing 


company figured it would make their display lot look like 
a grave yard for old harvesters, so they left it out at the 
ranch. 

Lucille McCaffery called me up and said her late 
husband Eddy had what she believed to be the most ex¬ 
pensive storage place ever used for combines. The stor¬ 
age facilities and landscaping cost 13 million dollars! 

Luckily it was built by the government who seems to 
do things in a big way. The defense department wanted a 
chamber huge enough to point a missile at Russia, so 
McCaffery’s farm was chosen. When the government fi¬ 
gured they had a better way to scare the Russians, they 
sold their storage place at a much reduced price to the 
McCafferys. 

Since it was too spacious a place just for storing 
Eddy’s self-propel, he let his neighbors place their com¬ 
bines in this huge underground silo. A total of four 
harvesters were found hibernating in this elaborate and 
protective winter home. 

Talking to Lucille got me thinking. By golly, her hus¬ 
band Eddy had farmers beat by a mile when it came to 
bedding down machinery between working seasons. To 
protect the paint on his combine, waxing and polishing 
the machine was as necessary as replacing a broken 
sprocket. To Eddy, his machinery had to look like it had 
lots of love and tender care. Except for using a different 
brand of wax, his son Tom is following in his footsteps. 

Speaking about the trouble some farmers go to 
when it comes to making a storage place for their com¬ 
bines, a retired farmer at the Ritzville Fair Saturday, told 
me how he rimmed out a place in his barn where the 
horses used to stand during feeding time. The height bet¬ 
ween horses and combines were considerable. So rather 
than try the hercules attempt to raise the barn off the 
foundation, he dug a trench at the entrance deep enough 
to bob the combine into this shelter. It was done without 
knocking off elevators and other essential things. 

Since combines are used only about 20 days out of a 
year, it makes them the most expensive piece of machin¬ 
ery to store. Maybe some day it will be more practical just 
to have a self inflated plastic bubble wobbling over com¬ 
bines. 

n Cometh 

army of dogs. These ruffians would come charging over 
the hill at anyone who dared to make their way to the 
Hulberts. 

In his later years, Hulbert became sort of a gloom 
and doom guy. He predicted that those Odessa dust 
storms would wipe out all of the Big Bend Country. He 
used to say, “They should never have broken out all this 
land. This country was made for cattle.” 

When Mr. Hulbert waj full of fire, and at his high 
point in life, he opened up a one man industry. Ice farm¬ 
ing! It was made to order for him. A spring-fed pond was 
already there. 

All winter long this pond was producing ice that went 
to waste when spring came. By installing a high dam, 
beaver style, Hulbert was put into an enterprising busi- 


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ness. 



Harvesting ice didn’t require much of an investment 
for Wood. His scattered odds and ends were easy to con¬ 
vert over to putting up ice. Wood’s harvest machine was 
his arm muscles. They supplied the power to his long 
jagged ice saw. A bobsled served as transportation for 
storing ice on the farm. A discarded shed, and lots of 
sawdust kept the ice from disappearing. 

In the early days, Davenport never did like warm 
beer, or meat that was ripening too fast. This gave Mr. 
Hulbert a chance to monopolize the ice market. Price 
wise, seasonal highs were reached in July and August. 
When it got cold, the ice market hit bottom. 

On hot days, old Wood Hulbert did enjoy a cooling 
ride into town with his wagon load of ice. However, like 
cattle, some shrinkage took place in transportation. 


The Reluctant Harvester 


Years ago, the northwest won the honor of manu¬ 
facturing a combine harvester that tested the patience of a 
saint. In Idaho, some guys got out their pencils, and fi¬ 
gured out how to build a combine on a beefed up header 
frame. 

To make their brainstorm come true, these guys 
hung on the following components: A cylinder, the length 
of the header platform, was attached to flail out the grain 
after the cut heads were laid back by the reel. A fanning 
mill was placed behind the cyclinder. The straw sort of 
tumbled out in front of the horses’ faces. They were 
chained behind to hitches. Their job was to push this out¬ 
fit like a header, instead of pulling it from up front. 

Right over the ground powered drive wheel, a plat¬ 
form was placed for sacking purposes. Elevator cups 
were installed to dump the thrashed wheat from the fan¬ 
ning mill type of separator into a sack that was hung there 
by an alert sack sewer. 


The only other guy besides the sack sewer on this 
mechanical device, was a busy fellow doing a triple action 
job. He drove all the horses that were hooked up on the 
right and left sides of the driving platform. His legs strad¬ 
dled a heavy turning stick, and he sat on it like it was a 
saddle. By bracing his legs on the standing platform and 
twisting his butt right or left, this harvester was supposed 
to turn. 

Right in front of the driver’s nose was a long header 
punching shaft that had to be lowered or raised for grain 
height, whenever he had a hand free for usage. 

Those proud inventors of the northwest were so ex¬ 
cited that they named their contraption, The Idaho 
Harvester,’ in honor of the state in which it was built. 

This pusher type rig was never field tested correctly 
with live horse power. By pulling the rig from the back, it 
made the combine plow into the ground. Also, it caused 



The ill-fated “Idaho”combine. 


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great frustrations for the horses, and the driver when it 
came to turning corners. 

George Sweezy, a Rocklyn farmer got stuck by buy¬ 
ing one of those rigs. The community figured if anyone 
could make the Idaho harvester operate successfully, 
George could. After all, he was an ex-school teacher, 
mayor of Rocklyn, and an all around smart guy. 

Well, Sweezy did make the Idaho work in a half 
assed fashion. He made it into a push-pull rig by hooking 
some of the horses in front of the combine. The front 
team kept the combine from being pushed into the 
ground by the back team. Also the lead team was able to 
make the combine turn corners correctly. (Catch the pic¬ 
ture?) It was the first and only combine ever built that 
eventually required two teamsters. 


George Sweezy’s land was level, and his soil had en¬ 
ough rocks in it to help the light bull wheel turn out power 
for threshing purposes. However, Sweezy got sick of his 
pain in the neck combine, and sold it to Wood Hulbert for 
a give away price that even ‘small fry’ Wood could not 
pass up. 

Wood figured he had plenty of time to figure out 
how to make this nearly new combine work successfully. 
It gave him an opportunity to show those big wheel far¬ 
mers he could harvest his own crop without their help. 

But, Mr. Hulbert didn’t have as much patience as he 
thought he possessed. After addressing a lot of naughty 
words to the combine, he parked the rig permanently 
alongside of his well used trail to the highway. Every time 
Wood went to town, he was reminded of the lemon he 
bought. 


Mechanics 


In the early car days when guys like Henry Ford, and 
other car makers put their products on the market, self- 
taught mechanics began making their appearance around 
Davenport. These know-how guys were available to go 
from place to place fixing clunked out motors. Instead of 
carrying a little black bag like doctors once did when mak¬ 
ing calls, these mobile mechanics carried a box of tools 
that increased in size as their knowledge increased. 

Motors that exploded gasoline for power were very 
foreign to our ancestors. They did not know what a dis- 
mangled motor with a lot of round holes was for, so nat¬ 
urally they were at a loss to what made the crankshaft 
turn. The average settler did know how to use a monkey 
wrench, providing the bolt heads were square. 

As a kid, I remember why Hiram Maurer and Roy 
Borck were such important persons around here when a 
motor wouldn’t motorize. Hiram took a deep course in 
mechanics, but Roy just happened to watch other smart 
ones, and remembered what he saw. Both were equal in 
fixing motors that gave out. 

Rocklyn’s first mechanics were busy teaching new 
owners of horseless carriages to remember to take care of 
their new vehicles, and a few starting rules. When dad 
became the legal owner of a model T Ford for the second 
day, he forgot to turn the magneto switch on. After 
nearly cranking his arm off, he called Hiram Maurer. In 
no time Hiram had the switch turned on for.dad. 

One of Roy Borck’s first mechanical calls for help 
came from cattleman Gus Kruger. His model T Ford 
wouldn’t budge from his barn yard. A gallon of oil took 
care of the oil starved motor, but Roy’s oil treatment 
didn’t help the burned out connecting rods any. Gus was 
reminded to feed his model T a little oil once in a while. 

These new breeds of mechanical guys were able to 
handle most overhaul jobs with very few fatalities. They 
proved their fixing abilities by over-tightening most motors, 
to where it required a team of horses to drag the vehicles 
to a start. 

One of Davenport’s first independent mechanics that 
dealt with the motorizing public was Cliff Palmer. The ear 


ly 1920s were the days of wooden battery cases, and 
tires that never saw a life span over 5,000 miles. Cliff’s all 
wooden car repair clinic looked more like a reconditioned 
blacksmith shop. Except the walls held all kinds of 
wrenches that were shaped to fit motor bolts. A fire wiped 
out this landmark, so Cliff hired out his mechanical skill to 
contractors that began building the Coulee Dam. 

In 1933 when Davenport was aging prematurely 
from the depression a young lad landed in town by the 
name of Paul Clark. This rooky mechanic found a job at 
Hernas Chevrolet Garage. 

After a spell, Paul created a desire to branch out on 
his own. A partnership was formed when he embraced 
Frank Reinbold. The two rented the Lewis building, and 
grabbed a hold of the Case machinery agency. Soon 
Paul’s skill as a mechanic outgrew their cramped quar- 



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This farmer couldn’t wait for powerful tractors to arrive. 



A couple of early day lady swimmers from, Rocklyn, with part of their bare legs showing at a Medical Lake outing. 



In the early days, some company Jarms around Harrington did things in a big way. 


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A sign on Ethel’s old mail route In Harry Tracy’s country. 


What’s left of Grandpa’s dreams at Rocklyn. 

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Above: Sister Ethel receiving the mall carrier’s retirement 
plaque from a Rocklyn patron. 

Left MOM (Margaret) 


Trying to make a cowboy out of me at the tender age of two. “Having fun on Rocklyn farm” was the 


title given when twice a week Spokesman-Review was promoting farm stories. 


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The oldest to younges; 
winners at LaCrosse run. 


The modern deluxe version of feeding the harvest crew I 
Lincoln County is the farmers wife’s ‘meals on wheels’ system 


A couple of minutes before Mt. Saint Helen’s 


ash fell on Rocklyn Zion Church. 


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ters. A venture was undertaken to build a combination 
large modern shop, and machinery display building. 

Upon completion, they qualified for the Caterpillar, 
and John Deere dealership as well as holding onto the 
Case line of farm equipment. A salesman was needed, so 
the Clark-Reinbold set up formed a third party chain. For 
a period of time, they had the largest farm machinery, 
and shop business in Davenport. (The title still stands.) 

The two original partners knew the farmers’ needs 
quite well, and got scared when their new charged up 
partner tried to sell farmers more machinery than they 
cared to lug home. It was luck that these two sold out 
their interest to a man with different ideas. Alone, with¬ 
out any shop or practical sales experience, it was easy 
sailing for partner number three to go broke all by him¬ 
self. 

This turn of events launched Paul Clark on a cater¬ 
ing type of mechanical service. He consolidated his tools, 
and loaded them on a pick-up that was converted into a 


mini mobile shop. In no time he was ready to make 
house calls at the drop of his hat, and to administer on- 
the-spot fix-em. Paul soon became known among far¬ 
mers as the ‘shade tree mechanic.’ 

Many a tractor and other farm power units through¬ 
out Lincoln County owe their lives to Paul Clark. This 
popular traveling mechanic made breakdowns less stress¬ 
ful for his farm patrons by displaying his repair process, 
whether it be under a shade tree, an open field, or in the 
farmer’s shop. 

In the spring of 1985 after 32 years of farm to farm 
personal service, Paul handed over his wrenches, and 
the traveling shop to Carl Thiringer who hopes to live up 
to Paul’s unique service, and reputation. Paul and Eliza¬ 
beth are well known landmarks in the Davenport area. 
They have launched three daughters successfully into the 
world. Elizabeth, a Reinbold by bfrth, captured her love 
for flowers, and other living things from her parents. 
Usually you will find her down at the Davenport gardens. 


Big Al’s Steam Engine 


Dear Younger generation: All the farm work that 
you see being done by tractors, was once done by horses. 
Our granddaddies were forced to pound those old nags 
on their tails, because that was the only way they knew 
how to develop power for farming. 


Big Al’s brains went to work. Dreams of plowing out his 
newly acquired bunchgrass laden sod without using 
horses entered his mind. After all, his steam engine was 
just setting around with nothing to do ’til the next thrash¬ 
ing season. 


Our forefathers weren’t cruel. One must remember; 
Where in the world could they have found tractors, when 
they were not invented yet? Still, there was an old timer 
who tried real hard to use steam power for breaking sod. 
But, his dreams were never realized. 

It was Rocklyn’s well remembered strong man, A1 
McMillan, who owned a large steam engine. His body 
size, and strength put an average man to shame. With his 
long arms and stooped body operating that mechanical 
wonder, it was a sight to behold. 

After many seasons of running this thrashing outfit, 


Big Al’s blacksmith shop held scads of tools. It made 
it easy for him to build a large coal tender, that fit snugly 
behind his self propelled steam power plant. McMillan 
also replaced the drive wheels with a pair of extra wide 
ones that would make our tractor wheels of today look 
small. 

That fall, McMillan got so steamed up that he or¬ 
dered two carloads of coal, and had it docked at the 
Rocklyn side tracks. His dreams of breaking out over 200 
acres of sod was getting mighty close. His virgin land was 
located next to the farm I’m sitting on now. 



But, by the time Big Al’s wrenches got all the bugs 
ironed out, it got too late for sod breaking. That same fall, 
dad sold out and we left for our extended stay in Califor¬ 
nia. That ended any hope for us to witness Big Al’s horse¬ 
less plows in action. 


Lo and behold, when spring came, A1 McMillan’s 
land deal was challenged by the courts, causing all that 
virgin land to stay virgin. But that didn’t stop Big Al’s 
plans to find some sod to break out. According to Herb 


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Kruger, McMillan got ahold of some virgin ground north 
of Keller Ferry. A1 must have said to himself, “Now I’m 
going to get a chance to break out some land, and finally 
I’ll have myself an extra farm.” It’s like Herb told me, ‘A1 
was ahead of his time.” 

When the count down took place to leave Rocklyn, 
McMillan fired up his steam monster, and started his par¬ 
ade to Keller Ferry. By having no load except the coal 
tender, his steam outfit averaged about 20 pounds of coal 
per mile.Big A1 did get his steam engine guided down 
that mountain side to Keller Ferry successfully. When he 
got there, he found out that the cable ferry was not de¬ 
signed to hold steam engines of such strength and size. 
Four model Ts, or eight tame horses, yes. But not that 
steamy, hunk of smoking steel. 

Big A1 had no choice but to start shoveling coal, and 
engineering the steam giant back to Rocklyn. Again his 
outfit started scaring the horses along the way, and cover¬ 
ing the countryside with smoke. Since steam engines ne¬ 
ver came with overdrives, it was a monotonous job both 
ways. 


When we moved back from California in the fall of 
1927, things hadn’t worked out very well for A1 McMil¬ 
lan. It was a cold fall day in downtown Davenport when 
dad ran across old Big Al. He had just gotten out of jail, 
and was looking for a ride out to Rocklyn. He went broke 
while we were gone, and took up moonshining as his last 
enterprise. He had just finished paying his debt to society 
when my dad brought him home. 

Big Al was a broken man when he stayed overnight 
with us. He was suffering from a bad case of the blues, 
and kept going to sleep while we were trying to visit with 
him. 

As big and as scary as he looked, Mr. McMillan was 
a kind man. He and his cook raised a couple of nieces 
that were orphaned to marriageable size. One of them, 
Angie, married our neighbor, Ben Hall. 

For years, Big Al’s mobile steam power plant and 
coal tender was left to rust away on the ground that is 
now Gene Stuckle’s farmstead. No one seems to know 
what happened to the mechanical wonder that tried so 
hard to find a chance to turn over lots of virgin ground. 


Davenport’s Distinguished Citizen 


Charley Myers inherited a set of genes that kept him 
active throughout his long life. No one could say he didn’t 
live a full life as a pioneer, a family and business man, 
and a politician. He took time out seasonally to spend 
nearly sixty years as a rugged outdoorsman, hunting with 
his political and business associates. 

In the 1870s Ohio found Mr. Myers growing up tot¬ 
ing a muzzle loader shotgun. It was natural for him to be¬ 
come a hunter and to create a love for the wide open 
spaces. A sort of teenage Daniel Boone of Ohio. 

When Chalrey got big enough, he married his neigh¬ 
borhood sweetheart. He then developed a hankering for 
the west. An excursion train special was headed for Wash¬ 
ington territory. He jumped on, leaving his bride to fol¬ 
low later, when extra money became available. 

Upon landing in Davenport, Charley started walking 
toward Fort Spokane by following the old military road. 
Finally, a foot walking Myers came upon a blacksmith shop, 
with a log cabin standing near by. A 10 by 12 foot leanto 
was attached to it. Charley figured it was a good location 
to start up a new life. He was able to rent this combination 
log house and leanto for six bucks a month. He now had 
a large part of frontier town, called Larene. 

Myers took a stage coach back to Spokane and 
bought nearly $90.00 worth of groceries. The small at¬ 
tached leanto then became a grocery store. From then on 
fate was with this adventurer from Ohio. He and his fam¬ 
ily grew along with the growth of Lincoln County. Later a 
large store and residence was built. When the boom town 
of Larene started to crumble, Charley and family set up 
stakes on a high hill overlooking Davenport. It was a 
show place. I remember the rows of orchard trees trailing 
down the side of the hill. Being a business man, he saw 
the need for a watch and jewelry store in Davenport. 
Charley also added an optometrist shop, so he could take 
care of everyone that had punk eyes. 


Charley kept himself informed on subjects of local 
and national interest. He was fortified with Republican 
convictions. This made his task for the State Senate race 
an easy mark in those pre-Roosevelt days. 

Senator Myers was what we would now call a con- 



Senator Chas. E. Myers. 




servationist. During our own dust bowl years, in the early 
30s, Mr. Myers had something to do with getting seed 
wheat loans during President Hoover’s dire years. After 
he OK’d me, so I could pick up a loan down in Odessa, 
the heart of the ‘blow land’, Charley turned and said, 
“You know, it’s the invention of the Cheney rod-weeders 
that got our lighter soils to blowing. Farmers were better 
off leaving the summer fallow alone.” Most of us had to 
take that chance as we needed to save all the moisture 
possible. Eventually we did change to rough stubble mulch¬ 
ing, making weeding a safer operation. 

When hard times got harder, the Red Cross shipped 
in tons of rolled wheat in 100 pound bags. It was sup¬ 
posed to be distributed among farmers that were so broke 
that their livestock was going without meals. Myers had 
the job of handing out this free mercy feed. A carload was 
shipped to the Rocklyn warehouse. A farmer that got 
blown out of Odessa, settled here at Rocklyn so he could 
start life all over again. Needing some Red Cross han¬ 
douts, he talked Charley into letting him have a wagon 
load of this rolled wheat. What Charley didn’t know was 
that this former dust bowl farmer came to the warehouse 
with an old header box on his wagon, and filled it past the 
danger point. When Bill Chapel pulled up for his just 


A Tribute To 

For me, the cream of the crop stories may be run¬ 
ning out. Time will tell. 1 may have to scrape the bottom 
of the barrel. There’s bound to be some horse thief stories 
to tell about, or a black sheep in the family that could be 
written up in a glorified way. It would then show that our 
community was a normal one. 

There are some stories to be found in old newspap¬ 
ers that are authentic. Unreliable information can be 
picked up from old rounders who would rather tell about 
their early escapades than factual history. 

Doing some hard thinking should bring back a lot of 
memories to us old duffers. But does it bring back me¬ 
mories to everyone? Due to no fault of their own. a not 
too rare an ailment can take away one’s inherited mental 
ability, usually during the tail end of life. 

A streak of sadness runs around inside of me when I 
think how Alzheimers disease has taken our friend Earn¬ 
est Beieler out of circulation. He is under the caring eyes 
of the Lincoln County Nursing Home, and is receiving 
tender loving care from his wife Verna. 

Earnest is one of the best historians left in our terri¬ 
tory. He was compiling old records and manuscripts 
when he was stricken. Unless a cure can be found to re¬ 
light that projector in his mind, he will take with him for¬ 
ever the things he loved to share with others. 

He has put together in a loose leaf book all the tools, 
and antiques of the Beieler homestead. Each article is 
well photographed, with detailed descriptions on how 
each item was used, and interesting features about them. 

I regret missing a tour a few years ago that Earnest 
was going to take me on. It included his historical farm¬ 
stead and collections. Postponing for another date came 
too late for Earnest to give me that ‘in gut’ feeling of his 


share, the boxcar was bare. This made old Chapel’s hair 
stand on end. That same day. word got back to town 
about this hog overloading his wagon with welfare stuff. 
Mr. Myers then sent out a written permission for Bill to 
confiscate part of the Red Cross booty. Chapel then pulled 
up alongside the parked header box and unloaded 
enough of the rolled wheat to fill his Model T pickup to 
the brim This legal, headerbox high-jacking saved Bill 
Chapel’s chickens and pet pig from starvation. 

Widowed, and his children long since having flown 
the coop, Charley busied himself during the second 
world war years, by being on the ration and draft boards. 
When time put him in his 80s, Myers took time out to 
write a book, “Memoirs of a Hunter.” It is tailored for all 
outdoorsmen. This well preserved and neatly dressed fel¬ 
low continued to attend dances for all occasions. There 
was a four generation span, when he danced with my sis¬ 
ter-in-law during a fair queen selection. That was the last 
time I remember seeing this distinguished and community 
minded old timer. 

One of Charley Myer’s sons, Richard, who now lives 
in Electric City, has shared interesting events with me of 
his adventures during the last days of the farm horses, 
and the Model A Ford era. 


A Historian 



Belief’s barn built in 1888. once held all of Earnest’s old 
time collections, Inlcudlng the hand scythe. 



first hand information. Records of the Beieler family and 
their associates should some day be put down in book 
form. It would capture the feeling of pioneer life north of 
Davenport. 

Mr. Beieler had the education that I sorely lacked. A 
former school teacher, he was highly respected by his stu¬ 
dents. Earnest helped me by verifying some historical 


facts about the pioneer story on our local Big Bend cattle¬ 
man. Barney Fitzpatrick. 

Speaking of Barney, his granddaughter. Catharine 
Kelly, has been supplying me with all the Will Rogers co¬ 
lumns I needed for my scrap book. I have also received 
from her some valuable historical articles that she re¬ 
searched for me from coastal newspapers. 


Oral Roberts 


All Christians interested in mercenary TV faith 
healers, should read a hard back book, entitled ’Give Me 
That Prime-Time Religion,’ by Jerry Sholes, whose father 
is an ordained Presbyterian minister. Mr. Sholes is still a 
darn good Christian, despite getting his belly full of Oral 
Roberts. 

Jerry Sholes was Roberts’ television program writer, 
and producer from 1975 to 79. Shock set in when he 
found out how Oral operated his healing factor. Roberts’ 
production line is all equipped with a computerized cash 



Oral Roberts ‘hot hand’ In action. 


flow pattern that boggles the mind! A million dollar home 
in Palm Springs, expensive cars, planes, and a high-rise 
throne-like office. Oral now has dreams of completing a 
huge hospital, so he can give his ‘hot’ healing hand a rest. 

Mr. Roberts offered Jerry Sholes a substantial 
amount of money if he wouldn’t publish his book, which 
Oral admitted offering. When that failed, someone beat 
Sholes up so badly in a Tulsa parking lot, that his face 
had to have plastic surgery. 

Oral Roberts doesn’t represent any particular religi¬ 
ous denomination except his own money making brand. 
He did however get a lot of support by milking the smaller 
churches that were knee-deep in fundamental beliefs. 
Later for added prestige, and with the hope of getting a 
hold of more dough, Oral joined the Methodist church. 

A schemer like Oral Roberts would soon disappear if 
addicted television Christians would go back to their local 
churches on Sunday mornings. I’m sure every clear 
thinking preacher would then say, Thank God!’ 

Let’s back up a bit to 33 years ago when Oral Ro¬ 
berts pitched his circus size healing tent on the outskirts of 
Spokane. At that time. Oral Roberts hadn’t yet attained 
his goal of luxury living, but he was working hard at it 


Oral’s well organized machine did supply some en¬ 
tertainment. and tons of false hopes. Of course, the physi¬ 
cally incapacitated were sorted out before the healing 
services. Identification numbers were just given to the se¬ 
lected ones, including a few that were pretty wobbly, but 
could still respond to questions, and commands from 
Oral Roberts. If you were too caved in, or a 100% wheel 
chair patient, you were stored in an enclosed tent right 
behind Roberts’ high-platform pulpit. This sad group was 
of no physical use for Oral’s public demonstration. They 
were later to receive some long range benefit after the 
main show. 

With all due respect for some innocent souls, it was 
at times rather amusing. A sincere pioneer friend of 
strong faith finally got his turn to receive Oral’s ‘quick fix.’ 
He had some stomach trouble that needed taken care of 
by Robe rt s. His arm was in a sling from a harvest injury. 
Oral, thinking he wanted his arm healed, instead of a sto¬ 
mach adjustment, grabbed his bandaged arm and raised 
it high up in the air, and swung it around a bit as he said 
some powerful demanding words. Oral then asked the 
owner of the damaged arm if it didn’t feel better. He nod¬ 
ded a hypnotic yes and walked off the slanting glory path. 

Later I found him outside of this miracle tent. He 
was holding his bad arm with his good arm since it was 
loaded with pain from being jerked out of its crutch-like 
sling. 

I then went back into the tent and mingled with the 
ones that weren’t healed yet. Soon a couple of Oral Ro¬ 
berts’ security guards came up on both sides of me and 



Mrs. Lavern Davis, radio entertainer for 11 years (Molly 
O'Day), unable to speak above a whisper for five years. Sings 
clearly after she Is prayed for. 


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literally self-propelled me out of the healing line. When 
my feet were able to touch ground, they asked if I had a 
healing permit card. 

A dear friend that was stricken with leukemia, sat for 
three nights in that chilly tent with her pastor. It took that 
long before Roberts was able to place his hand on her 
head. Weakened by the ordeal. Oral took from her the 
last hope she had. 


The Rocklyn pastor was asked to trace the fate of 
three Spokane businessmen he knew that received the 
‘hot hand’ healing treatment from Roberts. The minister’s 
days of sleuthing ended rather quickly with the deaths of 
the three Spokane men. One died in short order when 
life sustaining medication was exchanged for Oral’s cruel 
hoax. Without a doubt, Oral Roberts has caused a lot of 
untimely deaths. 


Roberts Fans Speak Up 


I found out that I didn’t win any awards from the 
Oral Roberts fans and that they believe in censorship. For 
example: Editor: This letter is in regard to the article in 
last week’s paper in “Kikbacks” by Walt Kik, titled, 
“Healing hoaxes hath no mercy.” 

I cannot see that the publisher and editor would 
even allow such things to be put in the paper. To me it is 
junk. “Tough not my anointed,” is what the Bible says— 
the Bible is God’s word. 

I never knew dear Oral Roberts had such friends as 
Walk Kik and Jerry Sholes — my, it is so nice they speak 
so well of him. But that’s the way the world does God’s 
people—they do not want God’s work to go on. 


Just remember this folks. God’s judgment is coming 
one day, then it’s your turn. 

I was also in that tent meeting that Walt tells about 
and the power of God was great — 1 was healed of a 
blood disorder that night and I praise God for that. 

Oral Roberts has a personal line to God and he lives, 
believes, and does what his God wants him to do, no 
matter what the unbelievers think, write or say . . . 

I will certainly pray for you that you will have better 
judgment of what is allowed to be in the Davenport 
Times. 

(A lady from Edwall) 


Questions And Answers 


Here is a question that was sent to the Grand Coulee 
Star newspaper: —Have you heard anything about an 
amazing breakthrough in the fight against cancer? 

Answer—Yes, and it’s exciting news, indeed. 
Evangelist Oral Roberts has discovered the cause of can¬ 
cer. The disease has ‘a spiritual origin,’ revealed the Okla¬ 
homa miracle worker. “When the cells of our bodies get 
out of spiritual order, they multiply and fill our bodies 
with cancer.” Roberts told his television audience he was 
promised by God, in a seven-hour revelation, there 
would be a ‘supernatural break-through for cancer' at the 
preacher’s City of Faith Research Center in Tulsa. His 
plea for money to finish the research center brought in $5 
million from public-spirited listeners. 

Dr. James Winslow, Jr., chief executive officer of 
City of Faith, has revealed the direction the research will 
take. “The Bible talks about a state of sin—sometimes 
called disorder—that is in the world,” he said. “We hap¬ 
pen to believe that God created the universe — he put 
the order into it. He did not likely put the disorder into it.” 


These revelations are the real breakthrough. They mean 
that individuals and government can now stop providing 
money to scientific charlatans who claim they are 
attempting to find the cure for cancer in the laboratory. 
How many millions have been squeezed out of frightened 
suckers in the misguided belief that science can find the 
cure for a disease that is a spiritual disorder? They might 
as well throw away their money on research to eradicate 
small pox, another disorder probably not put into the uni¬ 
verse by God. 

It’s time to cut off this wasteful spending and put the 
money where it will do some good. President Reagan re¬ 
cently put his finger on the problem when he said that 
America’s enemy within is ‘modern-day secularism.’ 
Write your Congressmen and tell them you will render no 
more unto Caesar for secular research. Then get out your 
checkbook and send a donation to the man who has 
God’s word that He will cure cancer. The life you save 
may be your own. 


An Undesirable Relative 


I’ve been thinking back to those seven years that I 
had to spend in southern California. In the 1920s that 
part of the country wasn’t as overloaded as it is now. The 
air was still air down there then, and people weren’t so 
thick. Orange orchards had not been yanked out to make 
room for freeways and monotonous rows of houses. In 
those pre-Oral Roberts days, Aimee Semple McPherson 


and her Angelus Temple were busy ruling the roost, ’til 
she used up all her magic charms. 

Before Aimee was arrested, and before her sensa¬ 
tional kidnapping trial, it was a big deal to drive over to 
the Angelus Temple with relatives that were ‘gung-ho’ on 
Aimee McPherson. The temple did make you feel like 


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you were in heaven. Blue sky with lots of clouds were 
painted on the huge ceiling. Also angels were artfully 
painted as floating around in various places. When the 
band stopped banging away, Aimee in a white robe 
would make her grand entrance by descending down an 
open staircase that led to her throne-like pulpit. But it got 
to be kinda boring watching Aimee heal the stuttering, 
the deaf ones, and untangle a few contortionists. 

When Aimee was at the height of her glory, my 
dad’s brother-in-law, Emil Bell, and family were living in 
Hermiston, Oregon. He thought he was designed to be 
an evangelist. The bleak sagebrush hills of Hermiston 
caused Emil to think of a better place to start his mission 
of salvation. So he dumped my aunt and their two chil¬ 
dren permanently, and left for the fertile evangelistic soils 
of southern California. On his way, he picked up a tune¬ 
ful singer who worked as a ‘starter’ just before Emil began 
his arm swinging sermons. 

Of all things! When Emil got to Los Angeles, he 
thought he could get a job working for Aimee McPherson 
as some sort of come-on preacher that could help herd 
the stray ones into the Angelus Temple. 

When Emil Bell realized he had to start from the bot¬ 
tom of that highly competitive evangelistic ladder, he 
parked himself at our place. After cussing the world out in 
general for being so wicked, Emil opened up a shop 
downtown, and held some revival meetings. 

It was luck that my dad’s brother-in-law got starved 
out, and left for other towns where picking was easier. 
There were just too many German Lutherans at Orange, 
and they gave him a rough time. Emil was a schemer, a 
womanizer, and a hypocrite. 

After my inherited uncle left town, we as a family 
could once again enjoy evening strolls through the Plaza. 
A dandy place to meet friends and tourists. It was there 
that dad and I got acquainted with three Civil War veter¬ 
ans. Their hobby was to impress anyone who cared to lis¬ 
ten to their Civil War tales. 

When those old soldiers started piling up stories, dad 
and I noticed that two of those brass-button veterans had 
opposite viewpoints on how a certain battle was fought. It 
got to where they disagreed so hotly that verbal insults 
began flying back and forth. Finally they got up and star¬ 
ted poking each other with their canes. Their cane battle 


didn’t last very long, because they ran out of breath from 
all the excitement. Those two never came back to the 
Plaza, thinking the other may be there. 

The remaining veteran that stayed out of this ruckus, 
kept coming back to the same park bench. He then had a 
chance to tell his pet Civil War stories without being inter¬ 
rupted. He said the other two veterans were a couple of 
wind bags. 

Even though this lonely Civil War guy was widowed, 
he wasn’t burned out yet. Short skirts were making their 
first appearance in the 1920s. The sidewalks through the 
Plaza were full of pedestrians. One evening in the middle 
of this old guy’s war story, a trim lady in a short dress 
passed by. His droning vocal sound ceased as his eyes 
followed the lady ’til she walked out of his line of sight. 
After depositing some tobacco juice on the lawn, he 
wiped his chin and said. “She’s a darn good looker. Did 
you see her legs?” 

Also at the Plaza, cults were found floating around 
quite a bit after the holiday season. A cowboy preacher 
and his wife came to the Plaza for a week of evening 
stays. On religious grounds, it seems like anybody could 
start up soap-box services. 

This couple’s outfit included a fancy car, with religi¬ 
ous symbols painted on the fenders. One door had a 
painting of a redeemed cowboy roping a sinner. 

About a couple of hours after sundown, this cowboy 
preacher and his mate would drive up to the Plaza, set up 
a table, and load it with trinkets that were made by semi- 
starving Indians from the Pueblo, Colorado district. A 
block like box was used as a pulpit. 

His gimmick was to sell enough ornaments from the 
table to support his calling, and to buy some food for the 
starving natives down on the reservation. 

The Rev. Cowboy wore nickle plated spurs, glass 
studded boots, a fancy silk shirt with lots of colors on it, 
and a cowboy hat that cost lots of bucks. It didn’t seem 
like the holy team sold enough stuff to keep their equip¬ 
ment up to snuff. 

His sermons were amusing and rather harmless. He 
wore dark glasses, even though the only thing shining 
were the Plaza street lights. His wife testified that the dark 
glasses were to help keep him from seeing the tempta¬ 
tions of the world. I remember dad remarking to a friend, 
“is that the only way she can control him?” 


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The Aimee McPherson Show 


I am mildly surprised at the interest there is in Aimee 
McPherson, especially since half of the population wasn’t 
born yet when Aimee was putting on her show. She 
touched the lives of many sincere Inland Empire citizens 
that dug her Bible Barnum and Bailey style of antics. Ra¬ 
dio was in its infancy when Aimee installed a radio sta¬ 
tion on top of her Angelus Temple in Los Angeles. It was 
powerful enough to penetrate a lot of old battery ope¬ 
rated sets in Lincoln County. In fact it was Aimee’s 
hanky-pankyness with her radio operator that eventually 
caused her downfall. 

During Aimee’s money making days she had 
customers from as far away as Rocklyn. In fact some took 
their ailments all the way down to the Angelus Temple for 
Aimee’s touch of magic. They did receive strength 
enough to bring their ailing bodies back home. 

After the turn of the century Los Angeles was notori¬ 
ous for its exotic cults. Aimee McPherson is best remem¬ 
bered of all such evangelists. Little old Aimee’s life began 
in 1890 in Canada, finally wound up in China where her 
first husband expired. Upon returning to the States, she 
married Harold McPherson. That marriage ended in di¬ 
vorce when she turned to full time evangelism and heal¬ 
ing. 

Aimee was a dynamic and attractive woman. Fame, 
money, power, marital relationship, and that healing gi- 
mic made her the center of attention. Highly successful 
she settled in Los Angeles where her followers put up a 
classy temple for their queen. 

With the offstage help of her mother, ‘Ma’ Kennedy, 
Aimee conducted revival services in theatrical style, 
dressing to express the theme of her sermons. On one 
occasion Aimee rode a motorcycle down the aisle wear¬ 
ing a policeman’s uniform for a speech on “God’s Law.” 

Let’s go back to 1926 when Aimee did a sensatioal 
five week disappearing act that brought grave charges 
against her. She must have figured she needed more noto¬ 
riety. At one time 45 legal actions were pending against 
Aimee. 


Aimee’s biggest production got under way when she 
went for a dip in the Pacific ocean. Scene number two: 
Presto, she disappeared from the face of the earth. Five 
weeks later she was found stretched out horizontally on 
the edge of a desert asking for water. Aimee claimed she 
was kidnapped by two burly guys, and their girl friend, 
Rosie. They carted her off to the middle of the desert, 
and placed her in a small shack. When all the kidnappers 
went for canned goods, Aimee said she was able to chew 
her bindings off and took a 20 mile walk ’til she found a 
road to collapse on. 

The prosecuting attorney’s version of Aimee’s esca¬ 
pades were slightly different. He figured she ran off with 
Armstead, her radio operator to shack up with him at a 
snazzy place called Carmel By The Sea. 

Things did look a little fishy when Aimee wasn’t de¬ 
hydrated, and her shoes looked like they had only been 
worn on carpeted floors. Her tracks and the desert shack 
could never be found. 

The events that followed turned into a three ring cir¬ 
cus. All during Aimee’s trial her followers put on a weekly 
parade through Los Angeles streets. One week a large 
float had Aimee humped under a cross. It was supposed 
to represent the persecution she was going through. 
Those scores of charges against Aimee turned into sort of 
a mistrial. It could have been caused by prosecuting attor¬ 
ney Asa Keys not keeping his nose clean. He was 
charged with some sort of wrong doings too, and had to 
set in jail for a while. 

The trial shortened Aimee McPherson’s career con¬ 
siderably. By 1942 the Temple had already begun to be 
just a tourist attraction. Aimee would perform but the 
dough didn’t roll in bank vault style. She took to the road 
to spur interest. 

My dad was in a small way fascinated by Aimee’s 
showmanship. Sugar and I took him to hear Aimee for 
the last time in 1943 when she made a personal appear¬ 
ance at the Masonic Temple in Spokane. It wasn’t long 
afterwards that Aimee Semple McPherson called it quits, 
and took an overdose of sleeping pills. 


Reminiscing 


The religious community that surrounds Sugar and 
me is part of our environment. Seems like at Christmas 
time, we are drawn back to take in a couple of Christmas 
presentations of religious value. When the church festival 
ends, social friendliness abides among the Christmas glit¬ 
ter. Season’s greetings are exchanged verbally, usually 
for the last time before Christmas Eve arrives. 

How fortunate that we live in a country where we 
can think and believe what we please. Why, away back 
there in the old country, for ages they spent lots of time 
blowing each other into oblivion over religion, and right 
now they are at it worse than ever. 

Only time will tell what the New Year holds forth. I 
have always figured making New Year’s resolutions was 


for the birds. But I’ve got a habit that’s out of control, so 
I’m willing to try anything that’s a commitment to bolster 
my inner strength. Beginning January first, 1986, and to 
last as long as humanly possible, I resolve that I will not let 
Oral Roberts or any other ‘way out’ lucrative TV evangel¬ 
ist bug me anymore. 

Sugar will have my blessing to switch stations when 
any of those guys with piercing eyes appears on our tel¬ 
evision tube. Why do these fellows upset me so? Guess 
I’ve been around too many of their kind. 

My first association began during my early venture as 
a strawberry picker in California when I aided a tent toting 
evangelist. It was during the time when the sensational 


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Aimee McPherson disappeared from the face of the 
earth. It left her flock to carry on without a rudder. 

This event caused religious fever to run high in cer¬ 
tain groups. Aimee’s Four Square Gospel stations were 
going full speed. Other satellite organizations also figured 
the time was ripe to do their thing. Since mother became 
entranced in fundamentalism, several dry run church type 
meetings were held in our house. When the test ended, 
the minister from mom’s denomination figured it was the 
right time to contact a traveling evangelist, who had just 
finished lugging his folding tabernacle tent back from an 
Oregon crusade. 

Upon contact, Evangelist Black agreed to take a 
chance at another crusade. This guy took a liking to me 
and gave me the opportunity to help him haul his tent 
down from Hemit to our place. 

We had to wait a week for a Santa Ana wind to blow 
itself out. Then with the aid of my berry picking friends 
we were able to get that tangled mess of a tent erected. It 
wasn’t a big circus tent like Oral Roberts used on his heal¬ 
ing crusades across the country. It was a three center pole 


affair that could hold up to 400 believers and sinners. 

But things went haywire. Aimee McPherson showed 
up and blew it when she pulled out that rather bizarre 
kidnapping tale. After the authorities arrested her, it de¬ 
stroyed any possibility for Mr. Black to preach around a 
story of that magnitude. He settled for some leisure living 
up at his winter headquarters in Hemit. 

The tent stood erected for several months. It proved 
to be more of a curiosity to passing local folks, than a 
place of redemption. Walt Knott on his daily drives to 
pick up berries never asked how come that oversized tent 
was parked on our property. 

The tent was used for a while for Sunday School and 
occasionally church services. An old maid preacher 
would come up from Orange to explain her version of 
correct living. 

When spring came, I returned this guy’s tent and 
trailer. As a reward for my faithful service, he gave me a 
1913 model T Ford that a believer donated to him and 
was left at our place. Part of this relic was used to restore 
our old Model T for my flight back to Washington. 


A Debunker Speaks 


1984 marked the 125th anniversary of the YWCA in 
the good old U.S.A. Their motto is:“125 years and still 
pioneering.” 

A person can’t help but feei good all over about their 
imperative statement which was printed on that year’s an¬ 
nual report cover, “—to thrust our collective power to¬ 
ward the elimination of racism wherever it exists, and by 
any means necessary.” 

This is quite a contrast from what is going on over in 
Idaho, where a so called Christian organization calls them¬ 
selves Neo-Nazis. Their sworn duty is to keep the banner 
of race violence going at full blast. Just like what has been 
going on for ages. 

On the bright side, the majority of us live with lots of 
love and tender care in our hearts, and wouldn’t harm a 
soul intentionally. However, some of us did take up de¬ 
bunking. But the road of debunking can be a lonesome 
one. For every myth a person destroys can isolate a per¬ 
son from the community of believers. So it’s best to settle 
down and respect the sacred beliefs of others. 

But a few didn’t care to give up that oasily, and prob¬ 
ably never will. For example: There is a predominate free 
thinking housewife, whose name is Ruth Miller. She has 
the ability to destroy myths. “Show me a dogma, and I’ll 
tear it apart,’’she says. 

For the benefit of her children, Ruth did return to the 
world of the church. “I tried the Baptist,” she stated, 
“They worried too much about religion. Everyone in our 
family had only been born once.” 

Ruth then tried the Methodist. The first time her se¬ 
nior son questioned a contradictory verse, the Sunday 
School teacher announced the class wasn’t considering 
Divine Revelation today. 

Then she tried the Unitarians. There she thought she 


found heaven on earth in the sanctuary of kindred souls. 
For a while Ruth was with glee in her new found 
community. 

But it didn’t take long for Mary to discover that the 
Unitarians welcome Humanists, and encourage them to 
hold membership in a liberal political party; . . . welcome 
atheists, especially if they support ERA . . . welcome 
Christians if they can learn to relax. 

Not very well pleased, she looked at her primary 
source material and found out that her community of re¬ 
ligious liberals contributes to a dogmatic political journal. 

“Take note,” Ruth said, “There is a debunker in 
your midst, and I intend to continue my lifestyle. This Un¬ 
itarian is a registered Republican, anti-ERA, is supported 
by a military paycheck, and evil of evils, smokes in 
public!” 

It’s easy to see that no one denomination can please 
everyone. Maybe that’s why there are so many different 
breeds of churches. 

Whether you agree to disagree, college professors 
can also add food for thought. Chris Sublett, an art 
teacher out at Cheney is one of them. The professor be¬ 
came friends of the Jim Gooleys when Jo was one of his 
art students. This gave Chris a change to take loads of 
farm pictures out at the Gooleys, and Mielkes’ farm. Later 
Sublett had his prize photos on display for a month in 
downtown Spokane, including a framed in statement of 
knowledge, which read: ‘If man’s imagination were not 
so weak, so easily tired, his capacity for wonder not so 
limited, he would abandon forever his dreams of the Su¬ 
pernatural. 

He would learn to perceive in water, leaves and sil¬ 
ence more than sufficient of the absolute, and the marve¬ 
lous, more than enough to console him for the loss of the 
ancient dreams.” 


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Comments 


A letter was written to a local newspaper stating that 
since I’m a Humanist, I need to be controlled on what I 
write. Please, let me make a few comments. 

It’s sort of silly to separate ourselves from becoming 
one family, because of personal beliefs. The modern dic¬ 
tionary joins us all together. Christians: “Exhibiting a spirit 
proper to a follower of Christ, as in having a loving regard 
for other persons, etc.” Humanist: “A person having 
strong interest in or concern for human welfare, value, 
dignity, etc. ” 

Except for the spiritual differences, we are all work¬ 
ing for the same human needs. For those that think it’s 
naughty to be a humanist, let’s see how some of them 
survived. 

In 1970, Vice President Walter Mondale, was a feat¬ 
ured speaker at the Quadrennial Congress of the Interna¬ 
tional Humanist and Ethical Union. Mondale stated in 
that speech: “Although I have never joined a humanist 
society, I think I am a member by inheritance. My preach¬ 
er father was a humanist ... I grew up on a very rich 
diet of humanism from him. All of our family have been 
deeply influenced by this tradition including my brother 
Lester, Unitarian Minister, and Chairman of the Fellow¬ 
ship of Religious Humanists.” 

After Mondale’s speech. Dr. Barry Commoner re¬ 
ceived the International Humanist of the Year Award. 


Scientist Carl Sagan won the same award two years be¬ 
fore. 

A lot of frothing anti-Humanists won’t like Walter 
Mondaie’s record. Still we have a lot to be thankful for, 
because the mainstream Christians and Jewish bodies are 
not bigoted. 

Mondale is a Methodist, and likely a very humanistic 
one. Adlai Stevenson, a staunch Unitarian, took out a 
Presbyterian membership. 

This proves that inter-mixing of beliefs does happen, 
and it works for the good. If any person’s personal belief 
is a threat to others, then that person is not sure of his or 
her own beliefs. 

Thomas Jefferson, a free thinker, and a Unitarian all 
his life, never found his beliefs a hinderance when it came 
to writing up the Constitution. 

Our beloved President Kennedy, a good Catholic, 
also proved his fairness by respecting all religions of the 
world. The church and state was not threatened in Ken¬ 
nedy’s days like it is now. 

Ronald May of Moscow, Idaho, made this state¬ 
ment: “Surely Christians and Humanists alike would 
rather live in a world where the assurance that all men 
and women have food, clothing, and shelter, is far more 
important than their beliefs.” 


Mythology 


Recently Sugar and I heard a speaker, speaking on 
mythology. He said that certain myths can help make fac¬ 
ing life a little easier. Gosh, I didn’t know that. Maybe it 
does, by making the hard truth more pliable to live with. I 
do enjoy some of the folklore that’s still floating around 
our environment, that is, if it’s not too heavily loaded with 
superstition. About all of our folklore and what nots, were 
brought over from the ‘old country’ by our dear departed 
immigrants. Seems like the Indians got by with less mythi¬ 
cal ideas. 

First, let’s take a look at water witching. It’s a witch 
craft hang-up from the deepest past, and is very stubborn 
in leaving. Let’s hope that such irritating nonsense will 
soon fade away. All it takes is for the younger generation 
to tell the old man he’s all wet. 

Superstition can be more harmful than myth, yet at 
times it can be amusing. Sugar and I, in our younger 
days, used to throw straight-type house parties. A Friday 
the 13th was arriving close to our scheduled party time. A 
brainstorm hit me, why not set the party date 24 hours 
earlier and have more fun? We could have a mirror bust¬ 
ing party, and place a ladder against the wall for the pur¬ 
pose of guests passing under it during a circle game. At 
lunchtime, our old pet cat could have been drug across 
each one’s path as they went for snacks. 

What a dream! I contacted a neighbor to see what he 
thought of a Friday the 13th party. He didn’t think it was 


such a hot idea. So Sugar suggested I’d better drop the 
‘spook type’ party, as she had no desire to help entertain 
an empty house. 

Superstition can also be a chore of rearranging 
things. Years ago, a pioneer family of great hospitality 
had us for dinner. It turned out there were 13 hungry bo¬ 
dies waiting to be fed at a large harvest sized table. 
Quickly, plates were shuffled in such a way that one plate 
ended up at the kitchen counter where a member of the 
family was guided to eat. A question was asked why the 
segregation of the one person, when there was room at 
the table. We were told of an incident where a guy died 
later, after 13 were seated for dinner. 

That theory didn’t hold water. Since our gathering at 
that dinner of 12, plus one off in the distance, three have 
since gone to their permanent resting places. 

Beliefs should never be challenged when one is sin¬ 
cere. For example, a friendly friend of ours, who for 
months had regular gall bladder attacks, but always got 
healed from pain after asking the good Lord for relief. 
Her Maker came to the rescue so many times, that she 
started to feel quite guilty. When the final gall bladder at¬ 
tack flared up, this suffering individual said, “No more 
was I going to overwork my Maker, so right up to the hos¬ 
pital I went.” After the sack of troublesome stones was 
removed, the Lord was able to get more rest. We all had 
to respect this lady’s none-demanding attitude. 


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Puppy Love 


Sugar and I have been watching a weekly TV story 
that involved teenagers living in present times. What they 
are learning now days about love and sexuality is proba¬ 
bly long overdue. Let’s hope they will all find happiness 
in their search for solid mates. 

Before maturity set in, and Sugar entered my life, 
culture was one heck of a lot different than it is now. I 
suppose anyone around my age would have similar stor¬ 
ies to tell. 

I have no idea what road I’d have taken in these 
modern days of fast mores. One cannot regret the slow 
pace of the past that some of us followed. Although there 
were times in my early life that I envied the more aggres¬ 
sive friends, or should I say, the more matured ones. 

The fact that girls were different hit me before I could 
grow whiskers successfully. Puppy love entered my mind 
while I was still stuck in Orange, California. A Menonite 
church was only a block away. The sight of a bobbed 
haired girl by the name of Lilly Skiles, drew me through 
the doors of this religious order. 

Inside the quaint church, I found it loaded with sin¬ 
cere worshippers. It took me quite a while to get used to 
their style of faith. The Evangelicals I grew up with out 
here at Rocklyn had a different approach in seeking 
Christian comfort. 

Instead of communion, the Menonites took turns 
washing each other’s feet up on the pulpit platform. Pans 
filled with water were lined up alongside of chairs that 
were used for sitting purposes during this kind of ritual. 
Usually they would utter a lot of religious jollies as their 
feet were being scrubbed. 

The Menonite girls took a shy approach to new 
friends. It lent a certain sweetness to their simple beauty. 
With the girls not expecting anything great, it allowed us 
equally slow guys to coast along in our own fantasy 
world. 


During the height of my love sickness for that Meno¬ 
nite girl, I was not able to function properly from Monday 
until the next Sunday morning. It was impossible to see 
Lilly in person during the week, because she attended 
high school while I was trying to sweat out my last term in 
grade school. 

However, some week day nights were spent on 
Newport Beach with Lilly. No there weren’t any romantic 
interludes. I was always with a group of Menonite young 
people. We would build a bonfire on the beach, and 
when the moon came up, fish about the size of smelts 
would bounce up onto the beach. I guess they were all 
female fishes, because they would wiggle in to the sand, 
and make a hole with their bellies to lay their eggs in. 

While the fishes were busy doing their thing, the fun 
was to pick them up, and throw them into a sack for eat¬ 
ing purposes later on. (Sounds fishy, doesn’t it? That’s 
because you haven’t been around.) 

Usually, I got to hold the flashlight and sack for Lilly 
as she picked up those fish called grunians. Fun ran high 
when we got slapped by a wave as we tried to grab the 
last of these fish that were trying to make it back to their 
ocean home. 

Drifting away from this Sunday group was rather 
painful for me. Older guys with automobiles had the ad¬ 
vantage. A guy with a car started taking Lilly out for rides. 
Moving out to the ranch, and working for Walt Knotts 
didn’t help me forget her. She had a brother that was go¬ 
ing with my sister. He would drive out to the ranch quite 
often, and that didn’t help matters either. 

Thirty-four years ago, Lilly came up to Washington 
with her husband, and visited with my sister, and me, 
also Sugar. I asked her if she really knew how gung ho I 
was about her. She not only remembered, but also felt 
sorry for all the insecure frustrations I had. After all these 
years, wasn’t that sweet of her to have felt sorry for me? 


Those Old California Days 


Time can wipe out a lot of the old scenic past, espe¬ 
cially in Southern California. Lots of people are the rea¬ 
son. When you get too many in one place, it changes the 
texture of the country. It was kind of risky showing Sugar 
all the places that I used to roam in my Model T while liv¬ 
ing in Orange and Norco. There are just too many free¬ 
ways down there that have too many cars on them. It 
scares the heck out of a guy. 

While cruising on top of the freeways, I could see 
down below that rooftops have replaced orange groves 
and walnut trees. A spot where I used to pick waterme¬ 
lons and berries now has a replica of Independence Hall 
setting on it. Tourists and sightseers have also filled in the 
rest of the familiar haunts. The location where our old 
ranch was, is now plugged up with houses filled with peo¬ 
ple who got squeezed out of Los Angeles. 

In the 1920s the interesting part about that section of 
human growth was that everyone was anxious to survive 


a little better there than the place they came from. That 
Norco district was the brain storm of promoter, Rex B. 
Clarke.Folks that bought in there had to lower their sights 
somewhat, and lived with the feeling that a person might 
in time get ahead of the other fellow. 

All at once I got to thinking, what am I doing here? 
My only hope of getting back to Washington was that dad 
might go broke as a self appointed realtor. He often said 
that if he had to carry a lunch pail, he would come back 
to the farm. When mother never showed signs of putting 
up lunch for him, my hopes faded and there was nothing 
else to do but sweat it out for a while longer. 

Making it through the last year in California was 
eased somewhat when our house started filling up with 
relatives or friends that were either visiting or looking for an 
opening themselves. What also helped me a lot was 
when an old guy by the name of Dave Robinson and his 
invalid wife became our neighbors. 


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Old man Robinson traded his self sufficient plot of 
Ozark land in Arkansas for a piece of sun baked ground 
next to ours. It had a cottage and a chicken house full of 
chickens on it. The adult chickens were supposed to sup¬ 
ply enough eggs so these two oldsters from Arkansas 
could survive and enjoy sunny California. That’s what 
they were told by a fast talking real estate guy. 

As soon as Mr. Robinson got there, he ordered a re¬ 
placement batch of chicks and watched them grow up to 
egg laying size. Even though all his chickens laid good 
sized eggs, they never paid for their keep 

I had a lot in common with old man Robinson. I was 
raising ducks on the side because I liked ducks. But my 
kind of ducks didn’t like California weather, even with the 
large pond I installed for their benefit. We both suffered 
economical disaster together. Liquidation took place 
without filing bankruptcy. 

This caused homesickness to set in on Dave Robin¬ 
son. Only in his daily dreams was he able to have hopes 
of getting his Ozark place back. Down deep he knew he 
was too old to do anything about it. He always felt better 
when he would tell us what a Garden of Eden the Ozarks 
was, but at the same time it brought tears to his eyes. 

Dave would explain how self sufficient iife was there. 
When he needed a hog to eat on, all he had to do was to 
go out into the woods and shoot at a razorback. Berries of 
all kinds were there on the slopes for the picking. When 
fall came, he and his wife would go out in the open with a 
couple of sacks and gather wild nuts and other edible 
things. Except for chewing tobaco he bought very little at 
the general store. 

Since there were no wild nuts to gather or razorback 
hogs to shoot at in California, Dave asked Mr. Knott for a 
job. He became our eldest worker there. 

Dave loved to pick berries, but weeds grew quite 
well between the strawberry rows. This required a lot of 
hoeing. Dave tired of that job quite easily, and spent too 
much time sitting down to sharpen his hoe. The boss 
came by one day and found Dave’s hoe razor sharp and 
he was told it didn’t need any more sharpening. Knott 

Social 

When Horace Mann got all through living, he had 
this message written on his tombstone: “Be ashamed to 
die, until you have won some victory for humanity.” 

Thankfully, we have people that work for humane 
causes of the underprivileged. Former news editor, Terri 
Roloff-Warrington of Wilbur had done her bit for human¬ 
ity. Terri spent six weeks working in an orphanage, away 
down in Cuernavaca, Mexico, somewhere south of Mex¬ 
ico City. 

It looks like the younger folks throughout the nation 
are our main hope for social justice. Just attend some of 
the caring organizations, and you will find out it’s true. 

All the recent happenings remind me of the race fa¬ 
voritism that took place over 60 years ago in Southern 
California. Part of our eight years spent in the south were 
at Orange. We located ourselves on the edge of a Mexi¬ 
can settlement, where my dad built a house. 



“Ozark"Robinson and his Invalid wife. 


didn’t mean to overwork the old guy, but he was not a 
fellow to let anyone goof off or file their hoe down to the 
handle. 

How Dave longed worse than ever to be back in 
those self supplying hills of the Ozarks where he could 
sharpen his hoe for as long as he wanted to. It certainly 
would have been smart of him if he had made a scouting 
trip out to California first. He would have known whether 
he could sustain a successful retirement life outside of his 
environment. Many happily can, but old man Robinson 
couldn’t. 


Justice 

When we moved to a so called California ranch, our 
house was rented out to a Mexican family. In less than a 
week, a pure white racist guy put dynamite under our 
house. It had a long fuse sticking out from under the 
porch, so our renters could see the danger they were in if 
they stayed there. Naturally, the family took a powder, 
and left the house very empty. 

A lot of Mexicans lived three blocks from our Orange 
house. A German guy moved into this neighborhood, 
and married a Mexican lady with a pile of kids. He was a 
Methodist minister that loved to sing in Spanish, Ger¬ 
man, and English. 

From a few donations, and a long standing mort¬ 
gage, a small church of Spanish design was built. The 
preacher tried to inter-mix the races by inviting the well 
heeled German folks from the outer circle to join them in 
worshipping together. 


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But that idea fell flat on its face, and the church went 
down the drain. The last time Sugar and I visited that spot 
of little Mexico, the windowless church was used as a 
playhouse by little Chicanos. 

But the minister did win a victory for humanity. He 
got a job at the old Fig Nut Food Factory in Orange, and 
spent his vacation time south of the border helping the 
poor. 

When my mother was buried at Orange, the under¬ 
taker warned dad and I that the plot we chose was lo¬ 
cated where Mexicans were allowed to be buried. So on 
resurrection day in that district, the road to heaven will be 
of mixed race. 

Before our sojourn to the south, Herman Bakenhus, 
a pioneer Rocklyn farmer, moved part of his large family 
to Garden Grove. Bakenhus encouraged dad to buy a 
bare piece of land in that town. 

Over at Long Beach, a lot of small houses were in 


the way of the newly drilled oil well holes. Those houses 
were available just for the moving expense. Some of 
them found their way to dad’s and Bakenhus’ lots, and 
they were sold to Mexican workers. 

It wasn’t long after we left the country, that the Mexi¬ 
cans were kicked out of town to make room for the ’pre¬ 
ferred’ race. Recently, a preacher who has a lot of class, 
moved into that territory. He built a spiritual tower out of 
glass, that holds many classy people and tourists during 
his services. 

A Spanish friend at Orange by the name of Al- 
phonso Silvanis, did his bit for humanity. He and his fam¬ 
ily bought a house in the snooty part of town. When his 
job transferred him to Los Angeles, he let a Mexican fam¬ 
ily live in his house. 

Alphonso told his neighbors they were relatives of 
his. By the time word got out that they were Mexican, the 
neighbors learned to love them. So the placing of dyna¬ 
mite under the house was not necessary. 


When Radio Was Born 


Gosh, what an informative world we live in now 
days. Radio and television help to make that possible. If 
you can’t be home for your favorite TV program, just 
snap on a gismo that will record it for you, then at your 
leisure, play it back. 

Public television station KSPS is loaded with goodies 
that will feed knowledge into all of us. Other stations also 
have documentary stuff like 20-20 and Sixty Minutes. 
Discussion groups such as the Donahue show will keep 
us all in touch with life as it is today. For variety, tune in 
on a story or a show of your choice. 

Before the 1920s, there were no pictures or voices 
traveling through the air, just a lot of dots and dashes that 
could be translated into words. When music and voices 
entered the air waves, pictures were missing for the first 
30 years. Merging of the two didn’t take place here in 
eastern Washington ’til 36 years ago when KHQ Channel 
6 was born. 

A lot of us ‘over the hill’ folks were ahead of our 
times and had to wait quite a while for radio to be inven¬ 
ted. When radio finally entered the air waves, I was phas¬ 
ing out my meager education down south. My neighbor 
Sammie Lough and I got hooked on making crystal sets. 
Our manual training teacher taught us how. It made us 
feel smart, so we decided to make a bunch of sets. When 
my tent-bedroom became our assembly pl^nt, Sammie 
and I went scavaging for every empty round oatmeal box 
we could find. After wrapping scads of wire around these 
boxes, they worked as tuning coils. Crystal sets required 
no electrical energy. A small crystal rock worked as an 
amplifier when a connecting piece of wire about the thick¬ 
ness of a cat whisker was poked manually into a sensitive 
spot on the rock. Then whamo! our ear phones would 
bring in a lot of stuff and things if the sliding oatmeal 
boxes were tuned into the right place. 

Those little sets worked like magic. The town of Or¬ 
ange was just the right distance for picking up big time 
stuff out of Los Angeles. But our business of making crys¬ 
tal sets was short-lived. A few neighbors bought some just 


to make us happy. Competition from three-tube radio 
kits, and factory built radios made our ear phone sets just 
kid stuff. 

KNX was one of the earliest radio stations that went 
on the air. At first stations played mostly music, and 
straight man comedy sketches. The first news was done 
by going out and buying the latest edition from a street 
vendor, then reading the juiciest parts over the radio. 
Later news was picked up by direct wire, like when Presi¬ 
dent Harding got sick and died on his trip back from Ala¬ 
ska. Radio beat the press release by a couple of hours. 
The air waves worked like Paul Revere in spreading the 
death of Harding. 

Things happened fast. The next thing that came up 
was when ex-vice president Coolidge made it live on ra¬ 
dio. He had a few things to say about taking over the 
White House. Boy was that a thrill! Hearing a president 
coming through a loud speaker when he was so far away. 

That was the beginning of a lot of radio firsts. A 
swimmer from Canada by the name of George Young 
swam from Catalina Island to the mainland. That event 
was broadcast live from the shore line of San Pedro. It 
was late into the night when George staggered out of the 
ocean on his set of wobbly legs. That event to us listeners 
was just like being right there. 

Long before Amos and Andy came over the radio, 
two Los Angeles churches were broadcasting their ser¬ 
vices. Aimee McPherson had a radio station built right 
onto her Angeles Temple. Bob Schuler the Methodist 
minister down there, did his broadcasting over a com¬ 
mercial radio. - Bob is no ancestor of Robert Schuller 
who now preaches from a huge glass cage in Garden 
Grove. 

At the height of Aimee’s popularity she started using 
a lot of red headed beauties dressed in white. Their duty 
was to place patrons properly in an empty seat and to 
take up the collection in gold colored velvet bags. 
Schuler’s broadcast church services were good and within 


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the normal range of Christian ethics. But after hearing of 
Aimee’s new attraction, Schuler advertised over the radio 
that he too was going to have all red headed ladies as 
ushers. Rev. Bob also promised that everyone would re¬ 
ceive the same courtesy that Aimee was dishing out. 


The power of radio made Bob about equal with Ai¬ 
mee. But when we moved back from California, we 
couldn’t receive Bob Schuler by radio at all, while Aimee 
McPherson’s radio station came in loud and clear. So in 
the long run Bob lost out to Aimee when it came to cov¬ 
erage and popularity. 


Growing Years Of Radio And TV 


August 30, 1927, was a day I’ll never forget. We 
were all ready to abort our California ranch for the migra¬ 
tion back to Washington. Our furniture was shipped 
ahead days before. The three-tube radio was packed 
carefully in one of Mom’s large dresser drawers. My 
stripped down Model T and the folks’ Essex were pointed 
north for some picture taking. 

Soon a trail of dust was left behind, as sister and I 
took the lead down the road that eventually lead us back 
to our Washington farm. 

It took 10 days to make it up to about the Washing¬ 
ton State line. We made a big deal out of surprising a lot 
of relatives on our way up to Hermiston. From there to 
Walla Walla would be another nest of related people to 
see. Any more visiting at that critical time was out for me. 
I was too close to the farm that I had been longing for so 
long to plant my feet on. After sister found room in the 
folks’ overloaded Essex, I beat it across the border, and 
was delayed only by the limited output of the Model T in 
getting back to where I belonged. 

Excitement ran high inside my body. Before the 
folks got here, I was able to put kalsomine on the walls of 
the main rooms. Got some furniture unpacked and put 
where I figured mom wanted it. The Crosley radio was 
placed in a good listening area. Even had time to string 
up antenna wire that reached from the blacksmith shop to 
the house before the folks’ car arrived in the yard. 

It was a surprise to find out that the early day radio 
stations up here had established a service for the farmers. 
While seeding winter wheat that fall, it was neat walking 
into the house at supper time, and listening over the radio 
whether wheat was a decent price or not. Also the 
weather forecast was given by the best methods they had 
in those days. 


It wasn’t long before I sent to Chicago for a super 
powered eight tube radio kit. When I screwed it all down 
on a long board it really looked massive and impressive. 
A front panel held three large tuning rigs with their dials. 
A couple of double action volume controls that were at 
arms length apart. Also some unnecessary gismos like a 
glass tube that would glow in a flash-like fashion if light¬ 
ning got pretty close.The’build it yourself radio’ was really 
a table model monster that would have overpowered any 
living room. I gave it to neighbor Wood Hulburt, so he 
could watch the working wonders of radio as he listened 
to what ever he wanted to listen to. 

As time passed, programs through telephone hook¬ 
ups got better. Many of the weekly aired shows are now 
classics. Early local talent on a weekly base was Daven¬ 
port’s Tumbling Tumble Weeds’ Boyk sisters. They sang 
western songs that pleased the Northwest. 

During this period, radio sets were coming off the 
assembly line with multiple tubes and cabinets as big as 
some TV consoles, minus the picture tube. To run these 
sets it took a couple of heavy duty six volt wet batteries. 
One was needed to light up the tubes while the other bat¬ 
tery would be in town getting a charge of electricity. Also 
needed to operate those radios were two sets of 45 volt 
dry cell batteries, and a small package of C batteries. It 
was a portable power plant all its own, making it possible 
for radio to reach out into space to bring in all that music, 
and audio events. 

Before the war years, it was interesting how false ad¬ 
vertising was used over the air. To sell a certain brand of 
radio, the announcer would state to this effect, “Be sure 
and buy this radio, it has a five year in advance plug-in for 
television.” The illusion given was when television ar¬ 
rived, you just placed the picture tube on top of the radio 
and plugged it in. 






September 24, 1929, arrived at our very vacant farmstead, minus one headlight. 


After the war it was rumored that soon television 
would arrive, but it took ’til 1950 before it got to Spo¬ 
kane. Like a nut I sent to Seattle for a console TV set, 
and had it sitting in the living room for three months be¬ 
fore a test pattern was ever sent out in our direction. 
Guess I just wanted to be ready. 

The neighbors played it cool and didn’t start buying 
TV sets that winter. But they did want to see what was 
going on inside the picture tube. We had two steady sets 
of neighbors making it here for their favorite weekly TV 
shows. 

The Monday nighters came to watch wrestlers slam 
each other around. With a little fantasy instead of reality, 
that group got entertained to their satisfaction. The 
Wednesday nighters came to see Groucho Marx “Bet 


Your Life” and usually stayed ’til TV went off the air. For 
Sugar and me that winter turned into a local social event. 
Sugar made and served so darn many cookies that I had 
the beginnings of a lump in front of my stomach. 

When neighbors started buying their own television 
sets, I took a quick course in TV repair and bought meters 
and lots of other fix-em stuff. But after years of bringing 
dead TV sets back to life in the surrounding country side, 
it got to be old stuff. Now days with remote control, solid 
state, trouble free TVs, it’s time for me to just sit back and 
enjoy these electronic marvels. Ever since the crystal set 
days, my love affair with radio and TV may explain why I 
have a TV set in every room except the bathroom, and 
that’s because it’s just used mostly during the commer¬ 
cials. 


How To Lose A Farm 


From riches to hitting the gospel trail. That’s what 
happened to a family I knew very well. The pioneer,, 
father of this family lost his shirt and all the rest of his 
earthly possessions to a bunch of smooth talking swind¬ 
lers, who sold worthless mining stock to prime rated 
farmers. The gold colored certificates looked impressive. 
The suckers names were stamped in raised letters, right 
under a special seal. I understand some of these certif¬ 
icates are still around. They are collectors items by now. 

Why did a lot of early day farmers fall for those 
dressed up crooks? The main reason was, they were too 
busy making a decent living the hard way, - by working. 
Their spare time was spent siring, and raising many child¬ 
ren. It left them little time to study a dishonest person. 

Those pioneer farmers should have been left alone. 
Green as grass to the outside world, they became sitting 
targets for fly-by-night slickers with oily tongues. Those 
crooked mining stock salesmen convinced Flerman 
Bursch and a half dozen of his neighbors that they were 
too smart to be out farming in all that cold weather. 


“Look how far you came without an education,” they 
were told. “Just put your brains to work. Invest in the 
King Gold and Copper Mines’ and you will become a ca¬ 
pitalist.” 

It sounded pretty neat to Herman, and some of his 
well healed neighbors. Those that were taken, turned 
their farm holdings into stacks of mining stocks. 

Good old trusting Herman Bursch then leaned back 
and began waiting for dividends from the sales of gold 
bars to set in. Meanwhile, the loan company figured 
waiting for Mr. Bursch’s royalties to show up was for the 
birds. He was stripped of his earthly possessions, except 
for part interest in the Rocklyn Farmers Warehouse that 
the mining salesmen accidentally overlooked. 

It was hard for the Bursch family to leave such a 
show place. Many a camp meeting was held in their well 
publicized grove. The clan was able to salvage some 
horses and a scattering of farm machinery. Herman, his 
wife and the married and the unmarried part of the family 


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migrated up to the Rocklyn railroad tracks, where they 
moved into a couple of vacant farm houses. 

In the early 1930s times were tough. The family tried 
to resurrect one of the vacant farms. The next year, their 
old wooden Harrington Harvester had a rough time cut¬ 
ting the rented eight bushel spring wheat crop. That fall, 
the family ended their last stand as farmers. 

Deeply religious all his life, Herman Bursch raised 
his family to follow the narrow path. He was a man that 
never carried any ill feelings. He did however figure the 
world was wicked. After all he lost his fortune to guys that 
didn’t act like Christians. 

Herman was terribly worried about Italian dictator 


Benito Mussolini. He was sure Mussolini would stick ar¬ 
ound long enough to fulfill some Bible prophecy. That 
was before some Italian countrymen hung the stuttering 
dictator from the ceiling of a service station. Always sin¬ 
cere about his convictions, I didn’t mind listening to his 
ideas of what he thought was in store for the world in 
general. 

Herman’s two oldest sons, Chester and Archie 
heeded a sincere conviction to take up evangelistic work 
and spread the gospel of salvation. Roy Warwick, a self 
appointed minister of the same faith, joined the two rookie 
evangelists as a helper. Ritzville was to become their first 
main crusade. 


A Mini Crusade 


The Crusade that took place in Spokane out at the 
Joe Albi stadium several years ago far outdid the one I 
took part in 55 years ago. Actually I was just a flunky, 
helping out with some transportation and entertaining the 
preacher’s pre-school kids. 

The winter of 1931-32 was one heck of a winter to 
start any kind of a Crusade. Snow fell and drifted on 
Thanksgiving Day. When December arrived, most of the 
country roads were plugged with snow. By midwinter, 
drifts got high enough to bury our chicken house. 

Two weeks before Christmas that rough winter, my 
three friends with a message, Chester, Archie, and Roy 
Warwick started their Crusade in Ritzville. A pulpit and 
some benches went with the vacant building that was lo¬ 
cated in the old part of downtown Ritzville. Upstairs was a 
place for eating, sleeping, and preparing sermons. It was 
pretty crowded when guests arrived for a stay. Chester 
was married and had started a family, also Roy. Archie 
was single which helped a lot for space. 

After cards were printed and an outdoor banner was 
made, the Crusade was ready to get going. Snow storms 
isolated the two evangelists’ parents that were stuck up 
here at Rocklyn. Herman and his wife wanted so badly to 
get in on the beginning of the revival. 

Herman was too scared to drive his car down to Ritz¬ 
ville in all that ice, snow and fog. I was asked to be their 
chauffeur. The Ritzvile road was blocked at Harrington. 
Detouring around by Sprague was no jollies. In those 
days, windshields had no defrosters. The only remedy 
was for me to stick my head out of the window and let it 
freeze ’til Ritzville was reached. 

I was so cold that night that I stood down in front by 
the wood burning stove all during the evening services. 
What few attended the meeting thought I couldn’t wait 
for the altar call. 

It was nice visiting with my friends. They looked 
about the same, except they wore suits all day long. Visit¬ 
ing about farming days and why they took up gospel 
work was the main topic. Except for emptying out the 
collection box, picking up some groceries, straightening 
the outside banner up and sweeping out the hall, there 
wasn’t much to do. The gospel car was available if I cared 
to visit relatives, but the country roads held too much 
snow. 


The scattering of attendants got their money’s worth. 
Chester the friendly one, Archie the more serious one, 
and Roy the handsome, jolly guy made quite a trio. They 
had a double feature going on the same bill each night. 
Both Chester and Roy delivered their own style of ser¬ 
mons. Archie inherited a good set of lungs, and did a lot 
of solo singing. On the tail end of the services, Archie’s 
singing voice blended in with the altar call. The senior 
Bursch, Herman, acted as a receptionist and later a seek¬ 
er of prospective souls. 

Several calm days rose the attendance about 30. 
Then the wind started to whistle around that old building 
that saw better times. The turn out dropped to about 
zero. My friends began looking like a bunch of missionar¬ 
ies stranded on a deserted island. They decided to stick it 
out, and I started to get homesick. I had no desire to stay 
and see if their prayers were going to get answered for 
better weather and larger crowds. 

The wind quieted down the next morning, so it gave 
me a chance to head for home on foot. Did catch a ride 
to Tokio. From then on the road was blocked. Had one 
heck of a time walking through drifts and snow swept 
grades. First stop was Harrington for a rest at a service 
station. From there on, it was more dragging my feet 
through crusted snow ’til Rocklyn was reached. 


Sure was mighty glad to get home that night, where I 
could once again listen to Amos and Andy on the radio. 



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Dad, mom and sis filled me in on all the things that hap¬ 
pened while I was cavorting around with the messengers 
of faith. 

What happened to part of the Bursch family? Well 
they didn’t make the big time circuit, but stayed loyal to 


their convictions. Herman and wife Minia are all gone 
now. So is Archie from a heart condition. Chester and 
wife Eleanor are retired and living in Spokane. Roy War¬ 
wick was up from California visiting with friends and rela¬ 
tives. Herman’s grandson, Merrill Womach, is a well 
known gospel singer in Spokane. 


Comments 


After writing the Bursch articles, memories and local 
chit-chat caused g hankering to go see the survivors of 
the ‘Ritzville Crusaders from Rocklyn”. That’s what Sugar 
and I did. We drove out to the house that belongs to 
Chester and Eleanor Bursch. 

Even though we lived under the same clouds for fifty 
years, our paths went in different directions. Except for 
some brief visiting at gravesides when an old Rocklyn citi¬ 
zen was laid away, we never had a good old fashioned 
visit ’til Sunday. 

I’m glad to report that Chester is 88 years old now, 
and very alert, and so is Eleanor. Wally Knack had given 
them a copy of the Davenport times that had the “Old 
Time Religion Crusade” in it. So it was easy to slide into 
events of bygone days with the Burschs. Eleanor even re¬ 
membered the name of a young lady down at Ritzville 


that I enjoyed visiting with after the evening evangelistic 
services came to an end. 

Chester believes that the emotional stress of losing 
the family farm, and the loss of a twelve year old son in a 
farming accident, shortened his father’s life considerably. 
Those that remembered Herman, knew that he was a sin¬ 
cere and progressive man. 

Brooms must have been a popular housewive’s wea¬ 
pon in those early days. Since penning the Bursch story, 
I’ve been told of two cases where wives of prospective 
victims took after those mining swindlers with a broom. 

All in all, it was an afternoon of delightful reminisc¬ 
ing. Usually postponing a visit, wipes out that opportun¬ 
ity. 

Note: Since the above writing was written, Chester 
Bursch and Roy Warwick have passed away. 


Traps Swindlers Used 


There is much less reason for being conned out of 
money today, than when our dear departed loved ones 
were trying to make a living. Yet, idle savings can still get 
washed away. Who thought that Washington Public 
Power Supply System would fall flat on its face? Well it 
did, and many lost some dough. But WPPSS was not a 
swindle. It was something like gambling at Las Vegas. 

The story about Herman Bursch losing his farm to 
gold mine swindlers, opened up a whole can of worms. 
Stories from every direction came in about broken 
dreams, caused by money being transferred from pioneer 
farmers to empty gold mine holes. 

I even received information on that religious cult Pet¬ 
erson who promised power from God instead of high- 
octane to run his faith operated airplanes. I was told 
where I can locate some of the stock certificates that this 
false prophet sold to gung-ho believers. 

Last spring, the Mielkes rifled through an old family 
trunk. Their findings were like an empty gold mine filled 
with old worthless mining stock certificates. However, 
through long years of aging in the trunk, the certificates 
did grow to some value as souvenirs. The trunk also re¬ 
vealed that their dad’s financial loss was more devastating 
than realized. If it hadn’t been for a caring relative who 
stayed out of those ‘gold rush’ days, the Mielke founda¬ 
tion would have collapsed. 

I also found out from Chester Bursch how the swin¬ 
dlers used a front to squeeze more money out of the in¬ 
volved stock holders. Broken down machinery was 
dumped by the hole in the mountain, and a bunch of un¬ 


employed men were herded up to the site. The scene, 
was just right when the worried backers arrived. Aspokes- 
man for the swindlers made a statement in these rela¬ 
tive terms, “All we need is a little more money to fix up 
this ready to go machinery, and to get these professional 
miners you see standing here, back to work. Nuggets can 
then be hauled out and turned into cash.” 

Herb Kruger remembers as a young fellow that he 
went up to one of the mines with a local group of financial 
backers. To stimulate more interest in the sales of stock, 
hand shovels were used to square up a vertical surface on 
the side of the mountain. When a roof like mining entr¬ 
ance was put up, the promoters went back home. From 
the road below, it looked like a real mine entrance that 
extended back into the bowels of the mountain. 

Even oil swindlers got into the act. This summer I re¬ 
ceived a copy of an original oil promotion letter. It was 
sent through the mail on Dec. 26, 1907 as sort of a 
Christmas present. The idea was to catch all the suckers 
that lived throughout the Inland Empire, and to drain 
them of their cash. The letter reads as follows: 

Dear Sir:- Herewith we hand you a deed to a lot in 
the town of Waukesha, Wash., and take this opportun¬ 
ity of calling your attention to important developments 
about to take place there . . . Aside from establishing a 
health resort at Waukesha the promoters expect to deve¬ 
lop power for commercial purposes at Lake Creek Falls. 
This in itself will make Waukesha an important point. 

We have also indications of petroleum, which led to 
the recent incorporation of the Waukesha Oil Company, 


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capitalized at $1,000,000 . . . The company has already 
purchased a complete oil drilling outfit. This drill will be 
operated night and day by expert men from the oil fields 
of Pennsylvania. 

The Waukesha Oil Co., will give you a lot and 40 
shares of stock in the Company for $10., 10 lots and 400 
shares for $100. When the Company strikes oil or gas the 

Early Farm 

Well, another year has brought another end to the 
Lincoln County Fair. Many a four legged animal that won 
blue ribbon awards profited nothing since they will meet 
sudden death. All because a lot of us haven’t broken the 
meat eating habit. Chewing on a prize winning steak is a 
big deal to everyone but the steer. 

On the humane side, it’s the prizes human beings re¬ 
ceive that are not forgotten. Every year, awards are given 
for the Farmer of the Year, and the Cattleman of the 
Year. It’s the progressive winners that give the rest guide¬ 
lines to follow, usually on a simpler scale. 

In the pioneer days, what encouraged farmers to im¬ 
prove themselves? The same as today. They wanted the 
best that was available. Some inherited the ability to do 
something about their lot in life, and invented their own 
improvements. 

It’s kinda interesting going over early day achieve¬ 
ment records of soil tillers. The thought that lots of pro¬ 


person securing 5 or 10 lots will own sufficient ground to 
have a flowing well worth $5,000 to $20,000, besides 
shares in the Company. Do you want to share in this en¬ 
terprise? Oil has made many millionaires, among them 
the richest man in the world, John D. Rockefeller. 

For further information address the Waukesha Oil 
Company, 14 Bernard Street, Spokane, Washington. 

Achievers 

gressive farmers were first in many things amazes a lot of 
us living in this mechanized, and computerized age. 

Every community in Lincoln County had their early 
progressive settlers. West of Davenport was no excep¬ 
tion. There were at least a dozen old timers that were elig¬ 
ible for the ‘pioneer farmer of the century award.’ There 
would have been more, but a lot of ambitious settlers de¬ 
cided to settle for large families instead of indulging in the 
luxury of self improvements. 

Others like George Sweezy never had a chance. He 
was a highly educated farmer in his time. George had 
ideas that needed capital investments. Most farmers 
didn’t go along with his enlightened ideas, because they 
couldn’t see farther than the end of their noses. A good 
leader, George always kept his cool, and could figure 
things out in a reasonable way. He had great ability to im¬ 
prove his lot in life, but the thin layer of soil on his Rock- 
lyn farm couldn’t support his advanced improvments. 


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And so goes the list of sharp old timers that missed 
the boat slightly. However, there is reason to believe that 
the outgrowth from the pioneer Maurer stock contributed 
to the genius of one Mike Maurer. I’m sure Mike would 
have beat out any present day ‘farmer of the year,’ simply 
because he was ahead of his time. His farm was the show 
place of Rocklyn. 

Blunt, and sometimes noisy when he got wound up, 
Mike was a friendly guy. An ardent reader of current 
events, Maurer and George Sweezy organized the Lite¬ 
rary Society. It helped educate the surrounding neighbors 
who usually depended only on a small weekly German 
newspaper, and some Sunday School literature. Mike’s 
discussions always added food for thought, whether it be 
politics, religion, or methods of farming. 



The progressive farmer, Mike, In later life. 


Dad, and Mike Maurer were brother-in-laws. When 
they got together, ninety percent of their time was spent 
arguing. Usually they were very uncomfortable if they 
could not find something to argue about. Mike had the 
advantage over dad, because he was well versed in many 
subjects. Dad had to rely on common sense to outsmart 
him. 

From 1900 to 1920, any traveler passing by the M. 
F. Maurer farm in late summer would think they were in 
Iowa. Acres of mule high corn stretched out along the 
roadside for over a half mile. A large round silo stood tal¬ 
ler than the typical red barn, with milking sheds attached 
to it. Fenced in, corn fed hogs graced one side of Mike’s 
spread out farmstead. Scads of Holstein cows enjoyed 
chewing on 150 acres of juicy, ankle high winter wheat. 
Acres of experimental field peas were waiting to be 
hauled to a special thrashing place. In between all this 
scenery, was lots of red chaff Gold Coin wheat. It gave 
the Maurer farm the right summertime touch of color it 
needed to remind the passer by that he was in Washing¬ 
ton, not Iowa. 

Mike had several farm systems figured out that were 
years in advance. One of his successful operations was 
August seeded winter wheat, and a Holstein cow 
combination. The cows feasted on the excessive plant 
growth. Their full stomachs supplied droppings that were 
spread evenly by the contented cows, producing natural 
fertilizer. When the wheat plants received enough 
punishment from all that chewing, the cows were kicked 


out of the growing wheat, and put on a diet of sweet corn 
silage. Crops harvested from Maurer’s double duty fields, 
produced more for the warehouse than his other ‘seed it 
and reap it’ fields. 

How did this guy get started in life? First he left the 
bosom of his family when he found aunt Emma and mar¬ 
ried her. This made it possible for Sidney, Orlin, Hiram, 
Trilby, Quenton and Ward to be born. When his family 
started to grow, Mike started up a cheese factory. But 
Washington was not Wisconsin. So he went in for straight 
wheat farming ’til he dove into his show place type of 
agronomy farming. 

When the Maurer offspring reached the inquisitive 
teenage stage, a tennis court was built, and a place to 
play ball was laid out. For many years it became the 
headquarters on Sundays for all the youth to meet. While 
they were having fun, the parents also came to laugh and 
talk with other parents. 

The Maurer mother and daughter team would on 
Saturday nights, prepare food for the Sunday onslaught 
that would show up soon after the preacher closed his 
pulpit Bible. The tennis court, and the lawn were over¬ 
loaded with ‘take it for granted’ neighbors. In the evening 
songs came from around the piano and other music mak¬ 
ing things. 

The Maurers were located within a circle of settlers. 
These settlers like most settlers were fertile, and had lots 
of kids. Mike knew this, so he donated land, and time, for 
a schoolhouse to be built, along with a woodshed for stor¬ 
ing stove fuel. Also a barn for those kids that would rather 
ride a horse to school than walk. Those Rocklyn settlers 
also brought with them their religon, and they needed a 
place to put it down, so they could use it on Sundays. 
Again Mike donated a pretty good chunk of farm land, so 
a church with an empty bell housing could be built. An 
ever ready hitching post instead of a barn was added. Un¬ 
less the preacher got too long winded, the tied up buggy 
horses never got too hungry between meals. 

Yea, Mike Maurer was quite a guy in many ways. 
He and Ed Kruger built the first grain elevator at Rocklyn 
in 1914. Mike probably was the first amateur photo¬ 
grapher in Lincoln County. He bought his first camera in 
1898, and did his own developing. Many a historical pic¬ 
ture came from his home studio. 

During the hay-day of Maurer’s prosperity, five acres 
of park surrounded the entrance of their farm. A vine 
covered gazebo was in the middle of it all, and was used 
for those that wished to tarry for a spell. Mike was the 
happiest when he could make a lot of pretty unessential 
things grow 

Believing in higher education for their kids, Mike and 
Emma moved to Pullman, and bought a place that held 
some college boarding students, as well as their own for 
schooling purposes. Mike then began his active retire¬ 
ment by becoming the college campus caretaker. 

Old Maurer’s long and progressive life could have 
ended on a more rewarding side, but it didn’t. After los¬ 
ing Emma to cancer, a couple of tries to find a successful 
retirement mate failed by a tragic auto death, and by 
other causes. It seems like many a pioneer farmer that 
broke trails in advanced farming methods, left a heritage 
that was later forgotten. 


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Mini Farm - Mini Combine - Stormo’s retirement farm, Inc. 




Mini Farms Are Necessary 


When a farmer is heavy with age, having the ‘hots’ 
for a large farm gradually leaves him. With the kids 
raised, and out of the way, (maybe) we should be able to 
do what we want. For the retiree, every day is a Sunday 
but we can work if we care to. Thanks to the pleasure of 
retirment. 

If you can’t retire from farming without suffering se¬ 
vere withdrawal pains, you need a fix. The only drugless 
fix I know of is to fix yourself up with a mini farm, let’s say 
about eight acres. Be sure it’s located between a couple of 
wheat fields, so you will have the right scenery to survive 
retirement. 

What’s neat about mini farming, retirement style, is 
that you can have your cake and eat it too. There is no 
overworking of yourself, like during the slave days of 
necessity. 

To keep that correct farm feeling goosing through 
your veins during the slowdown, you will need two mini 
combines and a tractor, (not that big old thing) Then saw 
off part of your cultivators, plows, etc. to fit your fun size 
farm. Keep your old straw baler, but shorten the hitch up 
a bit. Be sure and grow some certified seed. The extra re¬ 
sponsibility will perk up your sagging retired eyes. 

Sound silly? The heck it does! That’s exactly what 
the Howard Stormos are doing on their eight acres. Their 
mini farm holds a good size chunk of grain land, a mod¬ 
ern ranch house, a machine shed, and a mini Knott’s 
Berry Farm. The Stormo and Son partnership berry 
farm, helps Howard and Bernice fill their retirement 
hours between grain harvests. 

Stormo’s six acres of grain land is about the right size 
for supplying the best kind of atmosphere to keep any re¬ 


tired farmer hooked on farming under control. To make a 
big deal out of mini farming, milk it for what it’s worth. 

Howard wanted their heavy stand of certified barley 
harvest to last two days instead of a one day affair. So he 
and Mike didn’t start up their two six foot, overhauled 
combines ’til the heat of the day had passed. 

To get into that post harvest feeling, Stormo’s acres 
again came to the rescue. The field had tons of first grade 
straw that needed baling. It all adds up to a bit of supple¬ 
ment to that Social Security check. 

Howard was a former Indian Creek farmer, and ma¬ 
chinery parts man, so he has the ability of fixing up a lot 
of things that need fixing. 

Stormos also have time left over to help the Doc 
Thompson family with the lively ‘Washington Lighting 
Sticks’ enterprise, but that’s another story. One need not 
lose work skills, unless that person can live without carry¬ 
ing on their past environment. 

What’s interesting is that Stormos found room on 
their teeny dryland farm to start up the locally known 
raspberry farm. As a young fellow working on a berry 
ranch, I got hooked on berries of every kind. After a long 
winter of drought with no fresh berries, I’m in need of a 
good berry fix. Bernice comes to the rescue by calling us 
up to let me know the raspberries are ripe. Stormo’s ber¬ 
ries carry me safely over the hump ’til fresh peaches are 
tasty enough to eat. 

What intrigues me is, when berry picking time ar¬ 
rives, the Stormos put up about the same size sign, ad¬ 
vertising berries that Walt Knott used to hang up on his 
old berry shed. 


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The Happy Haymaker 


I inherited a father-in-law who is 91 years old. iNot 
really a big deal, except he is not staggering around in 
some nursing home. So far nature has graced this old 
guy by letting his aging process meander along at a slow 
speed. He works every day except in winter when there is 
a blizzard, then he just feeds his cows. 

Great grandfather, Ed Deppner, has never had a 
physical examination in his whole life, except in 1918 
when World War One army guys wanted to know if Ed 
was physically fit enough to be shot at. However, he did 
lose a mouthful of teeth, but is going very well on what 
stray teeth he has left. 

Mr. Deppner has made his living the hard way, by 
earning small profits from a scab rock stock ranch. His im¬ 
plements were simple, and his laboring hours required 
lots of back breaking work. He lives a humble life, and is 
an honest man. His conscience won’t allow him the privi¬ 
lege to become even just a little bit greedy. Ed never 
showers himself with luxuries, but gift checks flow easily 
from his hands to relatives when it comes Christmas and 
birthday times. 

Since his wife is laying up in the Rocklyn cemetery, 
Sugar and Edwina Mielke spread out a weekly dinner in 
his bachelor type kitchen. The rest of the time Ed eats 
only what his slim body needs. 

Years ago, this poor immigrant from Poland took in 
Sugar and married her mother, then successfully raised 
three more kids. Ed has been putting up hay years before 
he plunged into matrimony and is still at it to this day. His 
hay patches now consist of Rocklyn proper and along the 
railroad tracks that extend out to his old ranch. 


Truly, Ed Deppner is a tough old bird. It’s the physi¬ 
cal activities that keep this 91 year old guy going. He 
knows it, and that’s why he keeps right on mowing hay, 
and stuffing it down his cows in measured doses. 

The haying season weather this year was a scorcher 
for Ed. Under his tight work clothes beats an old sea¬ 
soned heart that is busy pushing blood around in search 
of some cool body spots. A sip from a plastic jug of water 
that sets on the hot gear box of Ed’s haying tractor seems 
to take care of his evaporation needs. 

Years of usage has hardened great grandfather’s 
bones to where he can take the jolts that his tractor dishes 
out when it bounces over the badger holes, and other 
bone crunching obstacles. Usually old Ed uses a third of 
his daily stored up energy trying to start his hand cranked 
vintage tractor. If his day is a lucky one, he and his tractor 
can make lots of grass, and alfalfa hay. When mechanical 
failure takes over, Ed usually sings one of his favorite 
tunes. Lately he has become quite hoarse. In spite of all 
the hot weather, and a balky tractor, Ed’s hay patches fin¬ 
ally got mowed down. But that brings up another prob¬ 
lem that great gradfather has to face. His hay truck is 
also a vintage variety. The two front fenders on the truck 
have been caved in from years of working on the motor. 
Ed did manage to nurse the truck with its first load of hay 
to within 18 feet of the small stack that he had started 
with the aid of a wheelbarrow and a pitchfork. 

I have just made a number of trips over to my father- 
in-law’s place, and I still can’t find out why he can’t get 
the truck any closer to the stack than 18 feet. It’s em¬ 
barrassing! I thought I knew how to make any motor 



A 1917 photo of Rocklyn’s old railroad section house, where great-grandpa Ed Deppner now resides all by himself. 


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The happy haymaker working on his tractor. 


come to life. Finally, George Mielke came to the rescue 
with a spare truck. 

However, Ed is a pleasant guy to work with when 
you have plenty of time. Having a sharp mind, he tells in 
detail, past events and all the troubles he experienced 
throughout his long life as a haymaker. Ed doesn’t bark 
out a lot of naughty words when things go wrong. His ha¬ 
bit to sing little ditties, wards off any man-made stress. 

Father-in-law stays happy throughout the week. He 
is a very sincere man, but when Sunday comes, he wor¬ 
ries too much about religion. You have to be a pretty 
sharp preacher to outsmart him on answers to his ques¬ 
tions that are impossible to answer. But if you are a deep 
down fundamentalist, I guess you have that right when 
you live in a world of the Supernatural. 

Still Ed loves best of all his simple life on earth, until 
his dying day will take him away. Even with his doctrinal 
thinking, the safety of the great beyond is just his last re¬ 
sort. 


The Hazards of Rocklyn’s First Tractor 


In the fall of 1927, an inexperienced teenager saw 
pictures in a farm magazine where power from tractor 
wheels were being used for pulling purposes. An obses¬ 
sion hit him. He wanted a tractor in front of his plows, 
and other things, instead of horses. There was no way to 
be happy without a tractor. He talked his dad into mort¬ 
gaging the farm. 

The half-size farm did have enough value to guaran¬ 
tee a 15-30 tractor. It was the biggest one International 
Harvester Company made at that time. It took weeks be¬ 
fore it arrived on a flatcar. 

One special day, there it was! A shiny new tractor 
setting next to the Davenport depot. While dad was busy 
putting all the wheel lugs into the back of our old Essex, I 
was pouring water into the empty radiator. It took a lot of 
cranking before we found out there was no gas in the 
tank. 

The tractor was steered down the road to where it 
was going to spend the rest of its life. Before reaching 
home, Jack Telford flagged me down. He wanted to 
know if I really intended to farm with that rig, and what 
was I going to use for traction when the ground got 
soggy. 

The next day, horseman Bandy stopped in to let me 
know that this tractor could be of some usage back in the 
corn country. Butterfly feeling hit my stomach, as lugs 
and rims were being installed to the tractor wheels. 

The first job the tractor had to do, was to pull some 
plows. It was quite a sweaty job steering around all those 
fence posts, as the field was being opened up. Clumps of 
neighbors began to show up, and were waiting by the 
starting corner of the field. They were wanting to see how 
the stubble was getting plowed without the aid of live 
horse-power. 

After clutching the tractor out of gear, it was like 
parking in a group of critics. A ray of encouragement 


came over me when Herman Maurer said he wouldn’t 
mind having a tractor like mine if he had all level land. 

The rest didn’t think that way. “It will pack the soil 
too much”, they said. Also it burns gasoline. Hay is chea¬ 
per. “If I run out of hay, I can get my fields plowed on 
stubble pasture”. Fred Koch asked, “Why do you want to 
take on more farm expenses?” He stated he had to tear 
down his combine motor every season, after averaging 
only three weeks of running. The rings and bearings were 
shot by then. 

In those days, good air cleaners were not invented 
yet. Homemade ones usually had to do. The Fred Koch 
Special, was a gunny sack placed over the intake pipe. It 
did keep out straw and other flying objects, allowing only 
clean dust to enter the motor. 

Before the year was out, lo and behold! My tractor 
started making smoke instead of power. All that unfil¬ 
tered dust had ground the rings down to a thin image of 
themselves. Even the lowest gear was too painful for the 
dusted out motor. The tractor did manage to limp back to 
the barn, where it was parked in the back stall for an over¬ 
haul job. 

The partly finished field caused Quentin Maurer to 
ask why I took a vacation from farming. I don’t remember 
how I answered that question. It must have been a vague 
one. After all, it was sort of a classified secret to save the 
reputation of future tractors. Later, an air intake pipe was 
installed, reaching eight feet above tractor height. A de¬ 
cent air filter was then bolted on. 

Anyway, the seeds for future tractors finally got 
planted out here at Rocklyn. The next year Charley !<\ x 
got antsy and swapped his string of nags for a Holt 30 
tractor. Soon to follow was the Grob orothers. For a spell, 
the great depression checked the flow of tractors taking 
over the farms. Finally when Roosevelt pulled the right 
economic levers, sounds of tractors could be heard in 
about every field. 


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Oh, My Aching Back 


A lot of us natives were born during the phasing out 
period of the stationary thrashing outfits. That style of 
thrashing left a lot to be desired. However, all the sacks of 
wheat were sowed up on the spot, and piled in rows to be 
hauled to market at a later date. 

But when the combines took over, it scattered the 
wheat sacks all over the field. It was caused by the sack 
sower not having a place to store the filled sacks. When it 
got a little crowded on the sowing platform, the sack 
sower would trip a playground type of slide, releasing the 
few sacks that would come crashing through the stubble, 
to land right smack on the ground. 

Of all the foolish things to do! Why even in those 
days, a team and a bulk wagon, or an old time truck 
could have picked up a good size dump of bulk wheat 
right from the combine. But since they didn’t do such 
smart things then, all those scattered 130 and 140 pound 
sacks had to be picked up from ground level by human 
back power. 

True, we now have huge piles of wheat on the 
ground, but do have scientific ways of picking the wheat 
up. That is, whenever anyone wants the surplus stuff. 

In the days of not knowing better, I spent a season 
during harvest picking up wheat sacks. Every pound of 
wheat that was raised on my farm, and Orlin Maurer’s 
had to be lifted onto an old high bed truck. Many of the 
sacks weighed more than I did. Sure, a lot of big guys 
performed this feat without hollering. 

The results? As an old guy now, I realize I’m paying 
for my youthful folly by lifting scads of wheat sacks. In my 
case it didn’t promote a strong back. I now have to de¬ 
pend on running, swimming, and special exercises to 
help keep my back from making a cripple out of me. I’ve 
learned to do a lot of grunting, and very little lifting when 
asked to help carry something heavy. 

There is evidence that lifting wheat sacks can either 
make or break a person. Example: Years ago, ‘Wolf 
Boyk, and his future brother-in-law, Ralph Brown, were 
taking in wheat at the Rocklyn warehouse. Both were 
models of physical fitness. Between loads they would 
practice basketball shots in the hollow end of the ware¬ 
house. During midday I complained to the two athletic 
minded guys that lifting wheat sacks could in time wreck 
us. Wolf insisted it was making him stronger. He wanted 
to bet he could lift a 130 pound sack over his head. It was 
worth a small wager, so I got my movie camera from the 
truck to register the momentous event. The feat was 


achieved, but Wolf Boyk developed an instant hernia that 
eventually sent him to the hospital. 

Of course, there are exceptions for those that suc¬ 
cessfully handled wheat sacks throughout their weight lift¬ 
ing years. Old Ed Deppner, Rocklyn’s well known hay¬ 
maker, is the only person I know personally who spent a 
very large part of his life lifting wheat sacks. Even though 
it took its toll, he still has a very workable back. 

Mr. Deppner started piling sacks of wheat in 1915, 
when Mike Maurer, Ed Boyk, and Herman Bursch built a 
warehouse at the Rocklyn station. Deppner’s part time 
summer job outlasted five wheat buying managers. 
Throughout those years of devoted work, Deppner has 
lifted thousands upon thousands of sacks of wheat. His 
energy helped build many wheat piles, both inside, and 
outside the warehouse. Especially in 1923 when the out¬ 
side stack of sacked wheat outstretched the warehouse by 
twice its length, and four times as tall as Ed Deppner. 

How come this 91 year old guy survived those years 
of lifting wheat sacks? I don’t know. However, he now 
complains that his neck hurts when he turns it. It could be 
from looking behind to see what his dump rake is doing 
when he is raking hay. Keeping his head forward when 
feeding his cows this winter should remedy that. 

In the days of the sacked wheat era there were many 
like Ed, piling sacks to the rafters in warehouses, then 
loading them back into boxcars, with a cart that held five 
sacks at a time. The Rocklyn Farmers Warehouse was 
just a good example of many such long shed like build¬ 
ings that dotted the railroad side tracks. 

Brains began replacing backs when the bulk wheat 
method became popular. Then the supermarket kind of 
elevators took over. Now if you happen to be a weakling, 
you can still get a job at the elevator, or as a wheat 
hauler. All you need is a good thumb to push a button 
with, or fingers strong enough to grip small hydraulic lev¬ 
ers. 

A few years before the ending of the sacked wheat 
days at Rocklyn, another company took over the defunct 
warehouse. Later bargain notices were sent out to those 
that were interested in the remnants of this landmark. 

The Hardy brothers salvaged the rather modern 
‘weigh the whole works’ outdoor scales. Like scavengers, 
the rest of us picked out what we would benefit from, and 
a good bonfire took care of cremating the remains. Even 
the ashes seemed to have disappeared by the time the 
new elevator started placing wheat in its cement multi 
storage bins. 


Elections 


It’s neat to have political elections every once in a 
while. It stimulates the mind when local candidates come 
up to talk to you. Half of them make you feel funny when 
you know deep inside that you are not going to vote for 
them. 

One time Sugar fell for a nice guy that was running 
for a local job. At about the same time, I met and liked his 


opponent. It doesn’t make sense going our separate ways 
voting for these two, as we would be canceling each other 
out. What to do? I had ’til that Tuesday to decide whether 
Sugar’s reasons come first, or party loyalty. 

It was too bad that this Creston steam plant issue 
caused so much emotional steam. Inflammable debates 
ran rampant. I’m a nut about good environment. But you 


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have to have proven evidence that fumes from tall chim¬ 
neys will hurt precious plants, and other living things. 

In 1916 there were no steam plant projects to get ex¬ 
cited over. Still things got pretty warm one fall afternoon 
at the Rocklyn General Store, when a political battle 
broke out. 

In those days, Republican presidents were treating 
everyone pretty good. If it weren’t for Henry Kuch, the 
Democrats would have become extinct out here at Rock¬ 
lyn. 

Teddy Roosevelt had made people happy with his 
manic free swinging style of running the country. Big fat 
Taft was a harmless and likeable president. The only rea¬ 
son Democrat Wilson made the grade in 1912 was that 
the Republican party became split. Teddy ran on the Bull 
Moose ticket. That caused Taft to get too few votes. Wil¬ 
son was then able to enter the White House. 

Four years later, Wilson had a scare when he ran 
against Charles Hughes. Election night Charles went to 
bed thinking he was President. But the next day, Califor¬ 
nia sneaked Wilson back into the oval room. 

Now let’s go back to that neighborhood General 
Store on the Saturday before the Wilson-Hughes elec¬ 
tion. No physical violence occurred, but words flew thick 
and fast. George Sweezy appeared to be the only level 
headed farmer there. He tried to be the balance wheel of 
reason. My dad’s only defense for switching parties was 
that Wilson promised to keep us out of the war that was 
brewing in Europe. Mike Maurer who knew a lot about 
politics, tried to out shout everyone. Henry Kuch, the 
only registered Democrat there that afternoon, took a 
verbal beating. 

Most Rocklyn citizens left one at a time, after shout¬ 
ing their final view points. None stood long enough by 
the door to wait for replies. 

That night, several political signs were torn off tele¬ 
phone poles. The following Sunday at church, the flock 
was wondering who in their midst was the one that tore 
‘Vote for Wilson’ signs down. The guilty one must never 
have figured it was a sin big enough to cause trouble from 
above. 

It’s been half a century since Roosevelt beat the 
socks off of Alfred Landon. By the way, did you know 
that old Alfred is still alive? 

During the Landon-Roosevelt election time, a lot of 
small town excitement hapened to me. Getting ready to 
vote for the second time for Roosevelt was a big deal. 
From the primaries on, each Wednesday night after tak¬ 
ing in a talkie movie at the old Talkington Theatre in Da¬ 


Attending the Dry Land Field Day at Lind on June 
13, 1985, brought back memories of other guided tours 
at this Research Station. It was 50 years ago when I first 
visited this spot for educational purposes. I remember 
that year well. I felt quite mature because I became uncle 
for the first time. It got me to thinking that I was getting 
past my prime, and certainly old enough to get married. I 
had no intention of staying celibate for life. 


venport, a group of us political critics would meet at Doc’s 
Service Station. The ‘meeting of the minds’ room was lo¬ 
cated between the toilets, and a row of hand cranked oil 
pumps. 

Those spit and argue meetings usually consisted of 
Wilmer Boyk, ‘Doc’ Rude, ‘Dutch’ Van Hook, and old 
Ken Smith. They represented the firm believers in the 
Landon’s remedies for curing the depression. The liberals 
were some new comers to Davenport, who were shocked 
at the town’s conservatism. 

It was there that I fell prey to my first, and only gam¬ 
bling venture. The evil of betting raised its ugly head 
when our Republican friends were mislead by an unrelia¬ 
ble literary magazine pool, that was predicting a Landon 
victory. Going back not so far to the more exciting politi¬ 
cal days of the past. The Truman-Dewey contest, and the 
Eisenhower-Stevenson race to the White House were the 
last election night parties were held around Rocklyn. 
Just before the Truman-Dewey election night in 1948, 
we had just finished undertaking the first extension on 
our house. It was named the ‘front room,’ in memory of a 
room that was missing since the house was built. 

So a semi-open house, and election return party was 
in order. The placing of three radios had to be put in strat¬ 
egic places. Sugar scattered junk food throughout the 
house for nervous neighbors to chew on. Soon the house 
was full of Republicans, Democrats, Fundamentalists, 
and those that didn’t give a darn. 

For excitment, the Truman-Dewey contest for the 
White House was one show that was hard to beat. Most 
of our crowd that night loved Truman. He was a man of 
strong convictions. After doing what he figured should be 
done, he let the political chips fall where they chose. He 
not only countered a nationwide Republican swing, but 
had to overcome split-ups in his own party. 

Old Senator Thurmond didn’t like Truman advocat¬ 
ing civil rights for blacks, so he jumped the fence, and 
dragged with him over a million and a half southern vot¬ 
ers to the States Rights party. Also Wallace did the same 
thing when he ran off with the same number of voters to 
form the Progressive party. All because he couldn’t see 
eye-to-eye with Truman’s anti-Soviet stand. 

All those happenings caused Truman to jump on a 
back end of a train, and take his problems to the people. 
By so doing, he upset all those who had forecast his cer¬ 
tain defeat. 

Truman? What a guy! No wonder Reagan and Mon¬ 
dale used him as an example of a great American during 
their political campaigns. 


At Lind 

Since nothing that June turned my head romanti¬ 
cally, a maiden trip to this Research Station was in order, 
as it kept my mind on farming. There were 50 to 60 far¬ 
mers that arrived from every direction. It was called visi¬ 
tors day then. We toured all over this experimental farm. 
They showed us improved farm methods, and new varie¬ 
ties of grains that would shell out more wheat. 

At noon it was sort of a homey affair. I believe it was 


Field Days 


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some Grange ladies that served us a semi-dinner from a 
wood burning cook stove. The doughnuts could have 
been imported from Lind. 

Most of the afternoon was spent in discussion. In 
those days plant ailments were scarce. Heavy stands of 
wheat had not arrived yet to bring in a host of diseases. 
The year of 1935 was one of the dryest in the history of 
the station. It zonked out the spring wheat, but the winter 
wheat plots that were seeded early yielded above normal, 
which was at that time a surprise to the average late seed¬ 
ers. 

Fertilizer then was only known as a waste product 
from a lot of horses and cows. Once a year the manure 
was hauled out, and scattered so the barn could once 
again be seen, and put back into more efficient use. An 
old bulletin printed in the early 1920s stated that there 
never would be a need for adding nitrogen in the dry land 
farming belt of eastern Washington. If that prophecy 
would have been right, there probably would have been 
no surplus wheat, or no fertilizer dealers, and maybe no 
farmers. 

It’s interesting to note that back when the station got 
into gear, they experimented with press wheels on drills. 
Example: four year averages without press wheels, the 
wheat yielded 8.6 bushels. With press wheels, 9.1 bu¬ 
shels, an increase of half a bushel an acre! A big deal in 
those days of low spring wheat yields. It did lead to the 
beginning of advanced seeding methods. 

This experimental station has the lowest rainfall of 
any research station devoted to dry land research in the 
United States. For years a lot of us local farmers figured if 
a new breed of wheat was able to survive at Lind, it 
should spring forth with surprising yields where rainfall 
had a tendency of falling in heavier doses. 

Seems like you don’t have to be in physical shape to 
get a job at this Dry Land Station. They got a sign up in 
the office stating: “This department requires no physical 
fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise by jump¬ 
ing to conclusions, flying off the handle, carrying things 
too far, dodging responsibilities, and pushing their luck.” 

Dick Hoffman from Rocklyn is the farm manager for 
this station. He is in excellent physical condition regard¬ 
less of their no health program. Research Technologist, 
Dick Nagamitsu is still one of the main cogs in the wheel 
of things at this place. A large subsoiler, and a heavy duty 
fertilizer rig, both Wilbur, Wash., products, were lined up 
by a huge eight tired tractor. A far cry from the. farm 
equipment I saw there 50 years ago when a tractor of 
proper size was on display. That early day tractor could 
be sheltered nicely from the sun by the shadow of today’s 
four wheel monster. 

The new Sheaf Building easily held the 350 tour* 
guests that were there. The loading docks went straight 
out from the hall, serving as a walk-in to the truck beds, 
where we were hauled away like cattle to the field plots. 
All the varieties grown in those plots have a history of 
how they will respond to certain growing conditions. The 
trick is to figure out which new variety will make you hap¬ 
py be supplying the most bushels for you. 

The next stop was something new. A Russian thistle 
plot with rows of wheat in between. Some farmers down 
there must grow a combination of wheat and thistles. This 


plot gave them the idea of whether to spray or not to 
spray for the Russians. There is a chemical for cheat grass 
control in wheat. The name is too long to spell. It’s tricky 
to use successfully. The field tour speaker said he gets 
very emotional when the chemical wipes out the cheat. 

To till or not to till was not much of an issue for the 
farmers in that locality. The crop was devastating on the 
no-till wheat. What puny wheat and weeds that were left 
wouldn’t supply food very long for the field mice that 
have moved in on this patch of unmolested soil. 

There were 20 plots of barley and spring wheat this 
year that are trying to finish out their growth under tough 
dry conditions. None has given up the ghost as of June 
13. Information was dished out on how to handle para¬ 
dise crops. 

In recent years, a wheat queen has been added to 
the noon program. It was a privilege to visit with retired 
plant breeder, Orville Vogel. Someone mentioned that 
when times are not so hot, crowds as large as this one 
usually turn out. 

Alan Pettibone, Washington State Director of Agri¬ 
culture was the guest speaker. The 12,000,000 bushels 
of wheat that are laying on the ground in the State isn’t 
such a hot idea, according to Pettibone. He sounded logi¬ 
cal when he referred to getting the strength of the dollar 
in line with world wide trade. He’s disgusted with anyone 
using embargos for political purposes. Ten years from 
now, things could be turned around, but that’s a heck of a 
long time to wait. 

What’s the advice from the Lind district that year? 
Well, keep your nose to the grindstone, and hope to gosh 
that the world will start needing more wheat before you 
go broke. 

At the Dry Land Research Station this year, 1986, it 
was educational going around and getting into group dis¬ 
cussions. One thing everyone agreed on is that it takes a 
lot of money to farm now days. You got to go out and 
make more money than you spend, or spend less money 
than you make. Another thought that got tossed around 
was that a sound economy cannot be based on anything 
it cannot control. 

This year, no farm can safely be considered a home 
for the financially shaky farmer. Tillers of the soil have 
strong emotional ties to their work and place, ties that can 
only be broken at a high psychological cost. During the 
depression days of 55 years ago, the thought of being 
kicked off the farm gave me the jitters. 

Most farmers attending the Dry Land Station this 
year didn’t look too bad for the wear and tear they are 
going through. But you can spot the ones about to go 
broke by the way they look and act. 

I spotted a depressed farmer on the second test plot 
we stopped at. He was looking at the varieties of wheat 
with empty eyes. When I asked him a question, he just 
grunted. When the question was repeated, concentration 
returned after he reached down to snap off a wheat head. 
Instead of answering my question he said, “What differ¬ 
ence does it make, better varieties just add to the 
surplus.” He smiled temporarily, knowing his answer was 
just an expression of feeling helpless. 

There certainly is more than one rookie farmer 


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caught with his pants down. After the morning tour, I got 
to visiting with a retired farmer that I usually see at Lind. 
He told me he turned his lease over to his son-in-law sev¬ 
eral years ago. Son-in-law was able to get quick loans at 
the drop of a hat. He hadn’t learned to creep before he 
walked. Instead he started out in overdrive so he could 
catch up with the established farmers. Now since wheat 
prices have gone to pot and last year’s crop wasn’t so hot, 
son-in-law is starting to hint for father-in-law to come to 
the rescue. But here is father-in-law’s problem; if he tries 
to save son-in-law’s farm set-up, it would endanger his 
hard earned savings. 

Finally it was time to go inside the large metal build¬ 
ing for the noon program. Once again this year proved to 
be a day worth spending at the Experiment Station. Jim 
Walesby from Almira, president of the Wheat Association 
had loads of interesting things to say. Another speaker 
was asked to say something positive. His answer was, 
“I’m glad to be here. Have you any questions?” Michelle 
Nelson, Washington Wheat Queen is a cutie. A farmer 
told her, “I face the end of my rope, but I’ll tie a knot and 
will try to hold on a little longer.” 

Sam Smith, President of Washington State Univer¬ 
sity, looked very much like a farmer with a Wheat Grow¬ 
ers cap setting on top of his head. Sam bragged on the 
research they are doing and stated we have to move our 
produce. “Japan works on its production problems, while 
we like to guess, and go for broke.” So says President 
Smith. While he was at it, he also added to his speech, 
“Farmers have to face things in a business way...We 
need the best of students from college to carry on the fu¬ 
ture load.” 

The field tour continued into the afternoon. What 
plots looked too good to be real? Well, it was where part 


of Lind’s ancient volcanic soil got soaked with lots of deep 
well water, and a large dose of nitrogen. Except for the 
expense of irrigation, and the trouble of getting all that 
extra wheat to market, there is very little for the irrigator 
to worry about, like roots running out of moisture and 
shriveled kernels. 

The dry land farmer doesn’t have it so lucky. He has 
to look up to the sky for his moisture and a guy can get a 
stiff neck from doing that. This year is no exception. 
Usually in the fall it’s so dry down in Lind, moisture can 
only be found way down there below the deep mulch. Al¬ 
though not the best yielder, Moro wheat is about the only 
variety that can successfully find its way to the surface 
without getting lost. A lot of fields around the station are • 
seeded to Moro for that simple reason. 

The volunteer cheat grass is doing exceptionally well 
this year. It still has the habit of taking over wheat fields. 
But the picture is different in the Palouse country. We 
have been doing some running in that area and got to 
look things over. If the weather behaves itself in the Pa¬ 
louse, there will be some mighty good crops harvested in 
those crop covered, treeless mountains. 

Familiar faces popped up here and there at Lind that 
day. Well known Agronomist, Kenny Morrison looks real 
good, after losing a small part of his body through surgery 
so the rest of him could live. Retired wheat breeder, Or¬ 
ville Vogel looked OK too. Orville is still at it, matching 
one dollar for every $20 donated by growers to replace 
dwindling Federal money for wheat research. 

Let’s dream that by next year all those stacks of 
wheat have been shipped out. And that every farmer that 
was going broke, didn’t quite make it to the end of the 
rope. After all, if you are molded to be a farmer, it’s hard 
to change horses in the midstream of life. 


The Flying Model T 


While visiting with the Mielke brothers, and Richard 
Hardy at the Harrington Barbeque, we got to talking 
about the Russians shooting down that big plane with a 
lot of passengers inside. Finally the conversation drifted 
to the early day passenger planes. George told about the 
first sample ride he took in an enclosed aircraft. It was in a 
tri-motored Ford plane that came to Harrington to make 
a few bucks. The paying natives received the thrill of find¬ 
ing out what it was like to be lifted off the ground. 

This Ford airplane was the Model T of the airways 
50 some years ago. It was made out of corrugated sheets 
of tin, cut to the right size to make a plane that would 
hold 16 passengers. A motor was hung on each wing. 
The third motor was placed right in front of the pilot. This 
type of plane was nicknamed the “Tin Goose.” Carl 
Mielke said, “Everytime the plane returned to take up 
more sight-seers, the pilot had to put some oil into each 
of the motor’s reservoirs.” 

A few years before this aviation scoop at Harrington 
took place, this same Tin Goose took up thrill seekers 
from a stubble field near Davenport. The price for the Da¬ 
venport plane ride was discriminating. The pilot and his 
helper drug out a scale, and charged one cent a pound 
for each live weight passenger. A skinny person could get 


on the plane for about a buck, while a fat man had to pay 
up to three dollars for the same belly tickling ride. 

In the years of 1930 and 31, an air passenger route 
was laid out. Those old planes flew low over Davenport, 
Rocklyn, south of Wilbur, Coulee City, etc. as they 
winged their way to Seattle. A landing stop was in order 
just before the plane flung itself over the Cascades. 

During the Hoover administration there were no ap¬ 
propriations handed out for emergency landing fields, so 
expenses were kept down to bare bones. Emergency 
landing strips were mapped out about every 40 miles. A 
guy with a car would stop in at a farmer’s place and ask if 
he could use a certain stubble field for such landings. 
When permission was granted, the flying company’s re¬ 
presentative would angle his car and bounce across the 
field, stopping to pick up rocks that could be a threat to 
landing wheels. He then would sight across the field with 
his naked eyes, and place red flags on each end of the 
instant made emergency runway. 

By the Rocklyn corner, Fred Magin’s stubble field 
was laid out in such a fashion. These landing fields were 
on the portable side. Farmers’ summer fallow system 
caused that. 


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Except for being in an overhauled condition, this 
early day air line used the same make of planes the barn¬ 
stormers used, the tri-motor Ford. Even though times 
were tough in those days, the Tin Goose usually was 
loaded to the brim with 16 passengers. No cocktails were 
served, so everybody had to wait nervously ’til their de¬ 
stination was reached. Lunch was served from what you 
put in your overcoat pocket before you left home. 

Those corrugated sheets of thin metal made the “Tin 
Goose” a noisy bugger to ride in. However, for sitting 
purposes, the plane had comfortable wicker chairs, and a 
washroom that must have held a porta-potty. 

The three flying Fords that made their home in Spo¬ 
kane had rough and short lives. If a plaque had been 
erected for the threesome, the arrival date would have 
shown 1928 and the all gone date 1933. The first Tin 
Goose only survived two weeks. Nov. 1928 it flew down 
to Colfax to help dedicate the new airport. Like the flying 
Goose that visited Harrington, it also took up paid 
passengers that day. 

The next morning the Tin Goose headed back to 
Spokane, where it found a lot of thick fog down close to 
the earth. The guy that was flying this rig, got tired of 
waiting for the fog to go away, so he decided to plow 
through it. But he plowed the plane too deep, causing 
the Tin Goose to crumble and roll up into a pile. Two 
passengers lived by bouncing clear of the wreckage and 
were able to tell how the pilot took a chance and learned 
it was the wrong thing to do. 

Nick Mamer, the daddy of Spokane aviation, pio¬ 
neered the air route between Spokane and Seattle with 
the two remaininq Tin Geese. He named them the “West 
Wind I” and the “West Wind II.” 

Mamer’s brain storm got started at the wrong time. 


In 1929 the stock market crash didn’t help him and his 
backers one bit. The depression that followed was of no 
help either. 

When the Northwest Airways moved in from St. 
Paul with a fat mail contract tucked under its arm, it put 
an end to Nick Mamer’s pioneer Model T air route. Nick 
then sold his two flying Fords, and got a job with North¬ 
west Airways. Years later, the invaders became known as 
the Northwest Airlines. 

During the height of Mamer’s flying glory, one of his 
Tin Gooses would fly over our house every morning at 
about 8:25. If dad and I hadn’t been boxing fans at that 
time, I never would have had a picture of the flying 
Goose passing over our ranch. 

My dad’s only sport interest was keeping track of all 
the heavyweight boxing champions that dated back to 
John L. Sullivan days, and up through Jack Dempsey’s 
fighting years. The mighty Dempsey retired after his last 
Tunney fight in 1928. In June 1931, Jack came to Spo¬ 
kane to referee a fight at the Natatorium Park. 

It was a must that dad and I go see Jack Dempsey in 
person, so we could look him over while he refereed. 
Don Frazer and another pugilist were pounding heck out 
of each other. That night I found out that boxing was a 
brutal and dangerous sport. But my dad had enough 
cave man in him to enjoy it. 

At the ringside, Dempsey’s side-kick announced that 
he and Jack were taking the West Wind plane in the 
morning, to Seattle for more refereeing dates. 

The next morning found me waiting on the cellar 
hump with my Brownie camera. No, Jack Dempsey 
didn’t wave at me as the plane passed over our house. 
But he was sitting up there on a wicker chair, listening to 
the rattling sounds of the old Tin Goose. 


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A Bit Of Porcupine History 


At a boat show in Spokane, it was interesting listen¬ 
ing in on a salesman trying to stuff a rocket type boat 
down a potential customer’s neck. This salesman was tell¬ 
ing the guy he would have twice as much fun if he had a 
speedier boat. He was advised to trade in his old boat for 
one that would go zoom all over the lake. Good gosh! 
This middle aged guy may enjoy just seeing the lake go 
by in slow motion. 

Since we all have to wait a bit before jumping into 
the water or to watch happy skiers being pulled around 
on our own man made lake, how about going over a little 
history that made all this summer fun possible? In case 
some of you young ones don’t know it, there are two riv¬ 
ers buried under Lake Roosevelt. These two bodies of 
flowing water didn’t have much to do for eons, except to 
carry run off water to the ocean. Then smart guys came 
along and made all that moving water do great things. 
One of the good side effects for our territory was the mak¬ 
ings of Frocupine Bay, Fort Spokane, Keller Ferry and 
that semi-desert show place, Spring Canyon. Also a lot of 
mini beaches that sort of sprung up on their own. 

The creation began a little over a half century ago. 
At that time, the government got a hold of a lot of help, 
and raised the Spokane and the Columbia Rivers as if by 
magic. The water rose to just the right height to form 
those wonderful inland beaches. Now let’s take Porcu¬ 
pine Bay to elaborate on, as its development was unique. 

Verbal records show that early day boaters with their 
one to three horse power motors came upon this spot. 
They figured it was a darn nice place to park their boats, 
and to stretch out on its sandy beach, after devouring a 
basket lunch. How did the early explorers know this para¬ 
dise was Porcupine Bay? They didn’t ’til they saw some 
porcupines waddling around. 

Early landowners that joined this vast lake along 
Porcupine Bay were only interested in taking a look from 
the bluffs, and saying, “That’s a lot of water down there.” 
Then they headed back to their farming or cattle produc¬ 
ing businesses. 

But, there was one farmer out Harrington way, that 
took more than one look. He was Herb Armstrong, a guy 
that didn’t mind spending his own money to develop this 
place. He fixed up the old trail-like road along the water 
line, so the landlocked swimmers, and picnickers could 
enjoy this spot. Also Herb and his friends built some 
wooden boat docks, and stuck a pipe deep enough into 
the ground to bring forth some sandy water. For a little 
privacy, a couple of out-houses were erected. 

A few of us early day users asked this question: “Will 
Porcupine Bay ever grow into a nationally known Federal 
Park, or will it remain a secluded spot for the chosen 
few?” 

Again Herb expanded his energy and came to the 
rescue. He started pestering the Parks Dept, to visit Por¬ 
cupine. The idea was to sell them on developing this 
spot. They were reluctant to have it checked out as they 
just got through finishing Fort Spokane Recreational 
Area, and figured this addition wouldn’t be supported by 
the vacationing public. 


But Herb kept the pressure on. When it looked like 
he was going to get thrown out on his ear, the park guys 
finally promised to phone the big wheels at headquarters. 
A Sunday date was then set aside for their inspection. 

Herb immediately sent out emergency notices to all 
of us that used the shores of Porcupine. He told us to get 
down there early Sunday and help fill the beach with lots 
of people. Boaters also responded. They were buzzing 
their boats up to the shoreline long before the big wheels 
arrived. A couple of clunked out boats were towed over 
to fill in a bare spot. 

All afternoon there was a waiting line in front of the 
out-houses. Unnecessary repeaters were to show the 
park guys how urgent it was to have new porcelain in¬ 
door toilets to sit on. 

Even if it wasn’t ethical, the stunt was a success. The 
Park Board appropriated all the money needed to match 
the rest of the chain of Recreational Parks. It was neat to 
have been blessed with the security of Park Supervisors 
and well-trained life guards. The Park take-over encour¬ 
aged Herb Armstrong to build the now present day road 
right into Porcupine’s parking lot. 

In the beginning, Porcupine differed from the other 
Federally regulated parks in that you could set up ‘squat¬ 
ters rights’, and stay ’til the snow flew if you so desired 
which many seasonal campers did. Nature so arranged 
Procupine that swimming, boating and camping are all 
done in one spot. It was interesting to see how the habi¬ 
tual ones came as soon as school was out and took 
choice spots by the water’s edge, then stayed all summer, 
rent free. 

Usually Porcupine Bay kids raised there during the 
choice growing season were a healthy, happy bunch that 
didn’t get into trouble, except for digging sand holes for 
night strollers to stumble into. 

Wally Sowers, a Spokane fireman commuted to 
work so his family could have the whole season to enjoy 



Usual scenes at Porcupine. 


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summer’s dog days at the Bay. That fall one of his daugh¬ 
ters, Jeannie, didn’t want to go back to the impersoal life 
of city schools. She stayed with us so she could enjoy a 
year of high school life, country style. 

With so many semi-permanent residents taking over 
Porcupine, it finally got to the point where campers were 
beginning to slide into the lake. There were just too many 
people wanting to enjoy what the Bay had to offer. First 
come, first serve. A blockade had to be enforced. When 
rules of limitation and fees were tacked up, sounds of up¬ 
setness could be heard around the Bay. However, most 
of the old summer squatters realized their free days of 
stays would forever disappear. 

During the years our National Recreational Resorts 
have been a retreat for interesting people. Porcupine was 
no exception. A quite a few summers ago, a group of 
Hungarian refugees sort of took over Porcupine on 
weekends. How could that happen? Well, in a way the 
Russians were responsible for it. These rebels got tired of 
having the Russians sitting in their country. So they took 
pot shots at them. But they were outnumbered, and had 
to run like heck for their lives. The Catholic Diocese of 
Spokane took them under their wings so they could sur¬ 
vive and find jobs. 

When the Hungarians arrived in Spokane, they let 
homesickness set in, ’til one of their leaders, Egon Bataii 
found Porcupine Bay. The following weekend, most of 
them made the maiden trip to this spot. These run-a- 
ways were a tightly knit tribe, and lived all their lives near 
a beautiful lake, so Porcupine was an excellent substitute. 
Continually on weekends, these happy Hungarians 
would load themselves down with arms full of picnic stuff, 
tents and lots of bathing suits. 

The Bataiis had two daughters that knocked your 
eyes out. The rest came in various sizes and shapes. They 
were all highly skilled in their trades. Egon painted por¬ 
traits that were more real than real. Through Gonzaga, 


arrangements were made for Bing Crosby to set a spell 
for Bataii so he could paint him with a pipe in his mouth 
and a fishing hat on his head. When Jack Kennedy got 
shot, Egon, with the aid of photos, painted a larger than 
life size picture of our dead president. It was sent back to 
widow Jaquelyn. She picked Egon’s portrait over other 
entries, and it now is hanging in Kennedy’s show off 
room. Egon also was the fussiest picture taker I ever saw. 
Down at the Bay, he used special reflectors and always 
looked in every direction before clicking his camera. The 
enlargement he made of Sugar and me did look a little 
shinier. 

That summer, and the following year, it wasn’t all 
Hungarian goulash that went on at Porcupine Bay. It was 
love American style that the Bay contributed when a 
lonely soldier from Boston asked, “Do you know any 
good Catholic girls who like horses?” We did know of 
one, and Sugar saw to it that Peter Caisse met Karen 
Conrad on the swimming dock. It was all smiles and sun¬ 
shine. In a couple of days, we knew they were falling in 
love, because they were pushing each other off the diving 
dock. 

When love became solid enough, the desire to get 
married set in. A lot of us Porcupine patrons were invited 
to their wedding and dance. In dedication to their happi¬ 
ness, Peter and Karen built a quaint lake home at Porcu¬ 
pine, which they and their kids occupy whenever possi¬ 
ble. 

There are all kinds of special people that we Porcu- 
piners get to meet seasonally. Some we knew long ago as 
singles looking for summertime fun. Now we get to visit 
with their grandchildren. Some left the water’s edge 
when their kids grew up. Others took up building lake 
homes. A few dropped out and settled in their own back 
yards for summer fun. All in all, vacationing groups and 
get togethers are still very much the summer scene at the 
Bay. 


Editors Old and New 


Being an editor or a writer for a newspaper in a 
country town is a challenging and sometimes a rewarding 
opportunity. Weekly newspapers have given many a ta¬ 
lented person the experience needed for higher goals or 
to become a local fixture. However, a person can’t help 
but feel compassion for new editors. It’s not all gold that 
glitters when it comes to pleasing everyone, when a stand 
is taken on controversial issues. But there’s tffat satisfying 
feeling that comes all over you when you write something 
that you feel good about. True, weekly news has to be 
written up whether it’s a scoop or not. 

Of all the editors I got to know, I think the most uni¬ 
que guy was George (Scoop) Hering. He was Davenport 
Times editor from the late 1920s and on through a good 
chunk of the 1940s. 

Contrary to the ambitious editors of today, Scoop 
Hering didn’t want to go on to higher picking. When he 
came down from chilly Alaska, a warmer small town 
looked good to him, so he stayed around in our county 
seat for the rest of his life. He was a likeable guy and al¬ 
ways carried a smile, but not quite the Will Rogers type. 


However, he did have a sense of humor, and had a co¬ 
lumn called ‘Fish Tales’ where he made comments, and 
poked fun at a lot of us folks. 

Old Scoop thought I had odd ball habits because I 
exposed a lot of skin when comfortable weather set in. I 
was made the target for a lot of his ‘nature boy’ jokes. For 
an editor, Scoop’s life style was also quite different from 
the status quo. He never owned or drove a car and de¬ 
pended on his feet and catching rides for news gathering. 
I doubt whether he would have lasted very long now days 
without a press car. My brother-in-law hauled Scoop to 
every important sport event in the state. He lived and ate 
sports with such force that Davenport’s football field is 
named after him. 

Hering was a very fast typist, but I found out lately 
that he never learned to change the typewriter ribbon. Ei¬ 
ther the publisher or an alert office girl did that chore for 
him. Scoop also had it easier than our present day edi¬ 
tors. During the depression, the paper felt the squeeze of 
hard times, so lots of weeks the press only printed four 
pages. 


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It must have been on a Sunday when old Scoop 
Hering passed away years ago. Sugar and I were out 
walking in our Sunday clothes. Upon approaching his 
home, we saw the undertaker rolling Scoop out for his 
last ride down town. 

Except for a more open minded society, problems of 
pleasing the reading public were the same years ago as 
they are now. For example: Over 50 years ago, Will Rog¬ 
ers played a role in a movie of a middle aged bachelor 
that was the publisher and editor of a country town 
weekly newspaper. It was a typical story of early town life 
that held frozen ideas. 

The editor got into trouble when he tried to help a 
young lady out that fell in love with a banker’s son. A mis¬ 
understanding was keeping them apart. In the process of 
helping, the editor stole the thunder of some of the 
town’s righteous. They had already branded this young 
lady for having had an affair with a no account guy when 
she was of tender years. They were out to save the ban¬ 
ker’s son from this tainted girl, and didn’t want the editor 
to encourage a mismatch. 


Finally the outspoken ways of the editor caused a 
blue nose lady to write a letter to his paper, condemning 
him severely. Realizing his helping interference was going 
down the drain, he invited himself to the church social 
picnic. 

With a smile on his face, the newspaper editor sized 
up those staunch ladies, and began bragging how good 
their pies were. This made them more pliable. They be¬ 
gan listening to him as he told how these two sweethearts 
were made for each other, and needed the community’s 
love and compassion. 

In no time, these ladies took this couple on as sort of 
a home missionary project. All that romantic atmosphere 
woke up a flame in the old gals that was darn near out. 
They started living a more exciting life with their hus¬ 
bands. In the process, the editor found himself a wife. 

The moral is: It doesn’t hurt to mix with your critics. 
It takes very little communication to restore the life line of 
understanding. 


Old Times Vs Now 


It’s neat to record those old nostalgic days of the 
past. An article in the Odessa Record written by Harold 
Kern, so ably took one back to those inconvenient but 
amusing days of long ago. 

The only satisfaction I got out of living back then, 
was growing up with the improvements. Before Public 
Power got started, a small wind charger, and a couple of 
car batteries was a big deal. If the dust storms didn’t stop 
blowing, lights could then be turned on with just a pull of 
the string. 

The things you didn’t have in those days you didn’t 
miss. Certainly no one would want to go back to the 
‘good old days’. The next generation may say the same 
thing about our present times. 

In those pioneer days, if you had not made your 
stake before rheumatism set in, it was the County Farm 
for you. Better known as the ‘poor house*! If the poor 
house was lucky enough to have a back porch filled with 
chairs that overlooked a cemetery, the unfortunate could 
sit in comfort, and see their destination. 

Now days we can fight for good causes without get¬ 


ting a no-no signal. Blockheads that used to discriminate 
against blacks, and various minorities, are now being 
stopped in their tracks. Evolutionists and religionists are 
now trying to live side by side without saying too many 
naughty things about each other. Also women (bless 
them) are being made equal with us guys. 

There are no more ‘poor house’ fears. Social Secur¬ 
ity checks can just about take up the slack to keep senior 
citizens independent. If you are old enough or look sort 
of caved in, you can get discounts at certain eating places 
and movies. Eligible Medicare patients can swim at the 
YWCA for half price. It’s a good deal because it could 
stretch out your life a little beyond the sunset. 

Under the capitalistic system, some of us are fortun¬ 
ate enough to salt a little away, and live off the interest 
that some poor devil has to pay to get a start in life. Be¬ 
sides that, a lot of us get bigger Social Security checks 
than some of those that need it. 

Even though there are adjustments that should be 
made, we still have a lot of goodies that far outweigh the 
‘good old days’. 


A Comment 


It’s rather amusing, after years of cussing the Demo¬ 
crats out for inventing a farm program, the Republicans 
have come up with a much more liberal one. History has 
proven that a farm program is necessary in times of 
stress. Surplus is still surplus, no matter who is running 
the country in Washington. 

What did some of us farmers do with our first gov¬ 
ernment hand-outs of long ago? Most of the allotment 
money went to protecting our farms with an appease¬ 
ment payment. What dough was left, and with the magic 
of Sears catalog, a few mothers received washing ma¬ 
chines. Those miracle wash-day marvels came equipped 


with built in gasoline motors, and all necessary manual 
controls, including motorcycle type starting pedals. It 
made the farmers wives very happy. 

I remembered very well the first allotment checks 
that were handed out in front of an old vacant bank in 
Davenport. We were all happy, and looking like vultures, 
as we waited for the bank door to open so we could grab 
our agriculture checks. But we were not as happy as old 
Gottieb Reinbold, a friendly, dedicated husband, and the 
father of many children. 

That day, to Mr. Reinbold the world seemed to look 


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a little rosier than usual. The government subsidy check 
gave him hope of survival. The smoke from his ever pre¬ 
sent cigar seemed to have a more cheerful whirl. Upon 
cashing his allotment check, he went next door, and paid 
a long standing hardware debt. When I left him, he was 


wishing he could afford a second hand Holt combine. 

It was the last time I ever heard his rather loud voice 
and rolling laughter. That evening, Gottlieb never made it 
back to his farm and family. On his way home, a highway 
accident took his life. 


An Ordinary Week 


When an ordinary week comes along, does it hold 
any events that are worth storing in a person’s mind? Not 
really, but even a dull stretch can supply a little food for 
thought. I didn’t plan any excitement that week, except 
to be nice to Sugar. 

When the fall season arrives, it’s always time for Su¬ 
gar and I to go back to our weekly haunts in Spokane, 
and start listening to a lot of smart things. That first Sun¬ 
day, as an illustration we were told of an old story, and it 
reminded me that women never received a fair deal from 
the beginning of the religious era. It was only an after¬ 
thought that woman was created. We are told she was 
just put together as a helper, and to soothe the lonesome 
male, and maybe for some other reasons. 

There are one billion, 28 million Christians; 548 mil¬ 
lion Moslems, and nearly 17 million Jews. This means 
there are one billion, 800 million human beings on this 
planet that come under the sway of that Garden of Eden 
story, which to my way of thinking was very unfriendly to 
women. 

As we all know, the inferior status of women has 
slowly changed. The struggle for equal rights has impro¬ 
ved things quite a bit for the fair sex. Now female execu¬ 
tives are starting to show up all over the country. Some 
young ladies have even become bank managers, like our 
own local girl, Donna McDowell. Yes, you’ve come a 
long ways, baby, since that certain fruit tree and snake 
story incident. 

In pioneer days did the wild west miss eastern 
Washington? There were no rootin tootin shoot-em-up 
towns around here. Last Tuesday Charley Farmer from 
the coast stopped in. He thought I knew lots of tall tales of 
early day shoot-outs. Sure there were spot incidents. 
There were worthless stiffs around then, the same as 
there are now. The abundance of horses back then bred 
more horse thieves. As far as I know, there were no 
groups of Indians in Lincoln county that got mad enough 


to whip out their bows and arrows to punch holes in early 
day settlers. 

Charley was especially interested in the Harry Tracy 
story. It looks like Tracy’s rock out in Cole’s pasture is fast 
becoming a historical landmark. For the second time in a 
row, a busload of curiosity seekers, and criminal buffs 
journeyed to ‘the rock.’ Again they were given a guided 
tour of Mr. Tracy’s closing hours of life. We repeaters are 
beginning to respect ‘the rock’ for its isolated beauty, in¬ 
stead of its shootin’ records. The only respect that Tracy 
had for ‘the rock’ was to use it to stop the bullets that were 
traveling his way. 

In the middle of that week, curiosity caused me to go 
see what my 91 year old father-in-law was up to. He has 
removed all the boulders from an old well casing. Now he 
is busy dragging all those chest size rocks across the yard, 
to where he is using them to make an outside cellar entr¬ 
ance to his retirement home. 

That same week, my back only allowed me to finish 
up a board walk, and deck project. For a birthday treat, 
Ed’s Rocklyn and Davenport offspring took him over to 
Entiat so he could see his other offspring. 

The highlight of an ordinary week was topped off by 
going to Odessa’s Deutsches Fest early morning run, and 
all day outing with descendants of the Germans from 
Russia. Odessa’s big bang is fast becoming an annual in¬ 
stitution. Rows of mobile homes came from every direc¬ 
tion. They found parking at Odessa for three days to be 
eventful for entertainment, and socializing. 

An hour long parade went past some buildings that 
were nearly as old as the town. German sausage could be 
seen, and had everywhere. If you liked beer and good 
music played by people in leather shorts, there was a 
large indoor space available for you. It was a bit noisy in 
there, because when people get together, they start talk¬ 
ing a lot. 


Will Rogers On Nicaragua 


Sugar and I were fortunate to attend a slide show on 
Nicaragua. It was held in Rev. Roger Barr’s basement. 
The basement was built for a crowd larger than what was 
there. However, it’s a good feeling to know that a local 
minister is concerned about what’s going on in Central 
America. 

It got me to thinking, that 50 to 60 years ago, the 
tune about Central America was played in the same key 
as it is now. Our involvement seems to be without any 
humanitarian aim. 

For resource material, I like to thank Catharine Kelly 


of Portland for sending every statement Will Rogers 
wrote for the newspapers since 1924, and until his death 
in 1935. His short comments are still printed daily in a 
Portland paper. 

On July 9, 1933, this is what Will Rogers wrote 
about Nicaragua: “All you read about these days is that 
this nation is sending their army into their neighbor’s back 
yard. Did you know that we sent Marines into Nicaragua, 
Haiti, San Domingo and Vera Cruz, Mexico, one time? 
Anywhere in the world we could find a place where we 
had no business, why, there is where we were. 


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Unitarians and other human people on a peace March 
through downtown Spokane. Dr. Houffs wife, Patty Is now In 
Nicaragua (Fall 1986). 


“It was just during our adolescent period of life as a 
nation, when we thought it was up to us to regulate the 
affairs of everybody.” 

The rest of Will Rogers comments circled around in 
the late twenties and the early thirties. Quote: “Now Mr. 
President, I am not a-hinting that we were wrong in this 
particular case of Nicaragua. But when we start out trying 
to make everyone have moral elections, why, it just don’t 
look like we are going to have Marines enough to go a- 
round. Course, we don’t need 'em here at home.” 

“These countries don’t always look on a fellow that is 
out in the hills as a bandit ... I tell you, if we could just 

stay out of there and let Nicaragua alone, they might like 
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US. 

“Did you ever notice how much more peaceful it is 
when our Marines are at home instead of prowling a- 
round?...I don’t think people have realized yet the most 
important thing these transoceanic flights have brought 
out, and that is the quicker transporting of our Marines to 
other people’s wars.” 


“Years ago transportation held us back, sometimes 
we were a week late. But with airplanes there’s no ex¬ 
cuse. So our slogan is now: Have your wars wherever 
and as far away as you want, but on the opening day we 
will be there.” 

It’s ironic how things are still about the same as in 
Will Rogers’ days. In the case of El Salvador and Guate¬ 
mala, the question is: Is our security threatened because 
people are fighting against a military government which 
has kept them poor and hungry for over 50 years? 

Instead of sowing death and destruction, we could 
be contributing to cultural and economic progress in Nica¬ 
ragua. 

Since Will Rogers’ days, we had a horrible world war. 
and have now forgiven Germany and Japan for their evil 
deeds. Also learned to love their Volkswagon and Toy¬ 
ota, but not the Russians. For our protection, I guess we 
have to fear someone. It gives us an excuse to make 
scads of destructive things. Maybe stopping such terrify¬ 
ing build-ups is too human. 



Two Walt Kiks 


Several summers ago Sugar and I joined up with a 
large group of in-laws in Colville. They were on a family 
tree investigating binge. It’s sort of interesting to know 
where we came from, and how the rest of the scattered 
relatives made out. Anyone snooping through family his¬ 
tory will find a few scars, and blights on the branches. 

Usually we have more in common with our etas'" 
friends than we do with relatives. Sure it’s sort of impor¬ 
tant to know what kind of stock we came from. It gives us 
a chance to figure out why we act the way we do. Genes 
do play a vital part. It’s hard to make a talker out of a per¬ 
son that is born not to be so noisy. 

Environment plays an important role too. We can do 
screwy things if we grew up where race prejudice runs 
rampant. Especially when one feels inferior to others. Us¬ 


ing minority races as stepping stones to achieve great¬ 
ness, can make a person feel cocky and superior. 

For example: There are two Walt Kiks running a- 
round. No we are not clones, just cousins at about the 
same age, but living in different countries. The other Walt 
Kik lives in Germany, and got into a lot of trouble. Yours 
truly was luckier. Partly because grandfather took a pow¬ 
der, and beat it over to God’s Country on a boat. He 
didn’t care to fight made in Germany’ wars. 

The Walt Kik in Germany seems to have gotten start¬ 
ed in life normally by eating lots of sour kraut and Ger¬ 
man sausage. But when he grew up, he somehow was 
brain washed by a bunch of meanies. Walt then started 
hating a lot of Jews who didn’t do him any harm, except 
maybe take up some survival space. He started to deter- 


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iorate rapidly when he joined Hitler’s Home Guard. 

Walt spent all his spending money on leather boots, 
and a motorcycle. On weekends, he did a lot of practic¬ 
ing by playing big shot on his charged up motor bike. Be¬ 
fore World War Two set in, Sugar and I received a large 
photo of him all dressed up in his uniform. He had an im¬ 
portant look in his eyes. 

When we quit corresponding with Walt, my brother- 
in-law took over the job of writing a couple of sassy letters 
back to him. All letters from Walt ceased when 
Germany’s holocaust got started. About a year after Ger¬ 
many caved in,.we got a letter from him. It was mailed 
from Paris. Once again I had Freida Mielke translate it for 
me. 

Walt stated it took this long before they released him 
from occupational prison. When the war ended, he was 
caught being involved in a take over of a French village. 
He had to prove he was just taking orders from higher 
ups. Since they found him innocent as a babe (???) he 
was on his way home. Walt must have joined the born 
again trail, because he wanted me to read Psalms 119. 
He claimed that chapter helped him. 

Seven years ago, my sister went to Germany. While 
there, she visited with cousin Walt. He had a toothache 
that day, and was nursing a bad eye. He now owns his 
own furniture factory, and has a contract to sell the Russi¬ 
ans a lot of tables, sofas, and stuff like that. — I wonder if 
he still likes to ride motorcycles. 



A patriotic feeling came cruising through my body. (1976) 


No Baby Sitters 


The year of 1916, baby sitters were scarcer than 
hen’s teeth. My sister and I were only preschoolers. We 
had to learn to stay at home all day without the guiding 
hand of a babysitter. 

No, it wasn’t a case of child abuse. Our parents 
didn’t run off to some place like a tavern. Mom wasn’t 
well that summer. We were told that she had to be taken 
clear up to Spokane every week for treatments. I like to 
think that sis and I wo*cunade out of the ‘right stuff.’ Most 
of the time, we did feel sort of brave. 

After receiving our weekly by-by hugs, we were left 
behind to witness the Model T disappearing in a cloud of 
dust. We would look at each other for a while, and then 
begin playing that we were at a camp meeting. 

However, several times when we were left alone, 
‘drop ins’ supplied highlights, and some responsibility for 
Ethel and me. One long parentless day, in the midst of our 
play time, a bum came walking down the lane. He scared 
us enough that we sort of shook. The ice was broken 
when the bum asked if he could get something to eat. 

Quickly we ran to the house. While sis was busy cut¬ 
ting up potatoes to fry, I was stuffing the cook stove full of 
wood. Dad always had a small can of kerosene to start 
the fire with. It’s a wonder we didn’t burn the house 
down. 

The bum was fed a diet of fried eggs and a plate full 
of potatoes. After getting a free meal down his stomach, 
the bum left no tips. 


Old Gus Kruger, a Rocklyn cattle farmer, was our 
weekly meat delivery guy during the summer months. 
Gus would knock a steer in the head, and peddle it to the 
farmers. The next week he usually would ‘do in’ a calf, so 
he could have veal as his speciality for the day. His Model 
T Ford held a shed like cabinet in the back that was full of 
fresh meat. 

We kids were spending another day alone when Gus 
Kruger drove up with his mobile butcher shop. I told Gus 
I didn’t know what part of the steer to leave here. He said 
my mom usually wanted a roast and some steak. While 
Gus was setting part of a chopped up steer on a box, I 
told him I had no money to pay for it. 

Old Gus had a dry sense of humor which I didn’t un¬ 
derstand. He thought a bit, then finally said, “If you pro¬ 
mise not to eat the meat, and put it down the cellar ’til it’s 
paid for, I’ll leave it here.” 

Golly, that was a chore. Our old cellar hadn’t been 
used for a long time, as it was pretty well caved in. It took 
some time to get those two bundles of steer meat down 
that spider webbed cellar. 

When the sky began to darken, sister and I always 
started to crave for papa and mama to return. When the 
stars came out, sis and I would manage to crawl up on 
the blacksmith shop roof. From there we could see the 
car lights as they came up over the creek hill. 

It was a disappointment when the magneto driven 
lights didn’t dim down for the turn off. It meant we had to 
wait on the roof for another pair of lights to pop up. 


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Eventually, a pair of car lights made it into our lane. 
That particular night found us running up to dad to let 
him know that Gus Kruger wanted the meat put in the old 
cellar, since it wasn’t paid for. Dad smiled, and said, 
“That sounds like old Gus. He was just having some fun 
with you kids.” 


The folks always brought back goodies from Burgans 
Spokane store. Usually fancy city made bakery stuff. 
Sometimes something wearable to brighten up our bo¬ 
dies. 


God Is Love 


In April, 1986, I received a local letter representing 
an excellent national organization that has molded many 
a young lad in the proper ways of life. They are asking 
support for this American ideal. 

But this organization for the last two years, stated it 
still holds firm that each boy must declare a belief in God 
to become a member. Now that’s not very nice because it 
isn’t fair. I don’t like to see such a wonderful organization 
like the Boy Scouts of America discriminate against some 
of our future generation, just because they have a differ¬ 
ent concept of our world and the universe in general. 

The policy making of this well known youth club has 
it down to this: No oath, No service, No fellowship. It’s 
like when the popular, “No shoes, No Shirt, No service” 
signs were the order of the day, except this ruling is more 
devastating. It can separate a boy from his friends, all be¬ 
cause he was raised under a different influence. A belief 
in God is great, and American as Apple pie. But if your 
concept of God is one of nature, spirit of life, it wouldn’t 
be good enough to qualify for the Scouts. 

A belief in God brings out many concepts of what it 
means to believe in God. Last fall this was brought out 
ably on a four way planned discussion. To the Quakers, 


believing in God makes for peace on earth with no wars 
allowed. Believing in a strong fundamental God? That’s 
too scary. And the list goes on. 

Before I slipped away from my inherited influence-1 
liked the gentle God that I believed in. My Christian up¬ 
bringing days were spent in a country church. The church 
members lived by a motto which hung on the church 
wall, it read: ‘God is Love.’ Our minister saw God as the 
fatherly loving kind, whose job was to put lots of love in 
our hearts. With those good thoughts, we learned to ac¬ 
cept everyone, regardless of their convictions or beliefs. 

I guess the Scouts’ policy making fellow has a sterner 
demanding God in mind. I’m thankful that our old Rock- 
lyn minister when he came to the rough spots in the Bi¬ 
ble, was kind enough to simply pass over them. 

Nevertheless, everyone knows the Boy Scouts have 
loads of other good rules to live by. I was a Scout briefly 
while in California and had a lot of fun, but didn’t take 
nearly the time to learn all the good stuff they had to of¬ 
fer. However, I did learn how to save matches by starting 
fires, via Indian style. My friend had a whole chest full of 
pins and medals for being smart and ambitious. I missed 
the hikes with these outdoor boys, as I had a paper route. 



Walkers For Peace. This group stopped in on their march from Montana to Seattle. Money raised on walk made it possible for a 
couple to visit Russian farms with a message of love and other good things. 


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It would be nice if the Scouts’ policy makers would 
loosen their segregated hold of enforcing a belief in God. 
Wouldn’t that be the Christian thing to do to show your 
love for every child of every background? The danger of 
polluting the boys would be nil. In fact it would have the 
opposite effect. 

Let’s take the YWCA for instance. It started out as a 
strong protective force in protecting the young Christian 
women from the evils of the outside world. So naturally 
their belief in God came automatically. 

The Y once was very segregated. No men were al¬ 
lowed to join. Mixed swimming was a no-no. If no separ¬ 
ate pools were available, a rope was placed between the 
men and women. No lustful looks were allowed to ex¬ 
change across the ropes, and many not so dangerous 
rules were enforced. 

After 126 years of advancing service the Association 
now draws together membership from every diverse ex¬ 
perience and faith, so they may join in the struggle for 


peace and justice, freedom and dignity for all people. 

A person can’t help but feel good all over about the 
Y’s imperative statement which is printed on the annual 
report covers: “To thrust our collective power toward the 
elimination of racism wherever it exists and by any means 
necessary.” 

Now since I’ve expressed my feelings, I feel better 
and will meet the Scouts’ request for a donation. I hope 
they will meet their goal. What is God to me? I won’t get a 
Boy Scout badge for my answer. It’s found in a two verse 
poem that I tore out of an inspirational booklet years ago, 
it reads: “If God speaks - It will not be in decaying scrip¬ 
tures - Nor in towering cathedrals of glass and stone - Nor 
through the mouths of holy men - With jeweled miters 
and gilded robes. 

“If God speaks - It will be in the rustle of the wind in 
the leaves - In the seagull’s cry and the roar of the surf - 
And in the diamond web of a million dancing stars on a 
summer night.” 


Billy Sunday 


A while back a question was asked in The Wilbur Re¬ 
gister, “Who was the first well known evangelist?” Any 
senior citizen that’s worth their salt should remember it 
was Billy Sunday. Without being biased I’ll try and give a 
historical account of old Billy Sunday when he was in the 
Northwest. He made quite a showing in the Spokane and 
Olympia area. 

All this took place about the time I was born. But the 
information I have is well documented through kept arti¬ 
cles, a family old time post card album, and my auntie 
Lou, who was a strong follower of Billy Sunday. 

First let’s go back and find out how life got started for 
Billy Sunday. As a young guy Billy played baseball with 
the Chicago White Socks. When he got married, he be¬ 
came a Presbyterian. Through the church, he got a job at 
the Chicago YMCA. After a spell, he jumped the gun 
and went on to become assistant to a small fry evangelist. 
In 1896, Sunday picked up a song leader and began his 
career as a revivalist and held mass meetings in towns 
and cities all over the U.S. He preached a vivid version of 
an Evangelical-Fundamentalist, and was noted for his 
flamboyant acrobatics in the pulpit. In fact Billy Sunday 
was more of an entertainer than an evangelist, whose 
flare for showmanship made him very popular. Wealthy 
businessmen found it financially healthy to contribute to 
Sunday’s support when he came to their towns. 

Most Spokane churches said they would help spon¬ 
sor Billy Sunday if he would preach about the evils of 
drink and the dens of iniquity. But when Billy was 
ushered into Spokane, one of his main sponsors was 
Jimmy Durkin, Spokane’s biggest liquor store and saloon 
owner. 

As soon as Billy got settled, Durkin started ‘working 
on him.’ He picked up Billy at his hotel and took him for a 
ride in his carriage so everyone on the steets could see 
them together. For publicity, Durkin placed a sign over 
his saloon entrance, stating: “If Your Children Need 
Shoes, Don’t Buy Booze.” 


Jimmy Durkin dined with Billy Sunday, and when 
Billy was preaching in his tent that held 3,000 people, 
Durkin would sit in the front row on the platform with 
Billy so everyone could see him. 

People came in droves to hear and see Billy Sunday, 
because he was so powerful in showing off his display of 
emotions. While in Spokane he got rather hysterical and 
broke a chair over the pulpit to emphasize a point. In one 
of his sermons, Billy related the story of David and Goli¬ 
ath. You’d have to be a fight fan to appreciate the story, 
but this is the way he described it. “David picked up a 
rock and put it in his sling shot. It hit Goliath in the co¬ 
conut, between the lamps. He dropped to the mat, took 
the count, and turned his toes to the daisies.” 

The rootin, tootin Billy Sunday was also a sharpie. A 
heckler, who shouted the question, then famous in all ag¬ 
nostic or atheist circles, “Who was Cain’s wife?” Billy 
Sunday shot back the reply, “I respect any seeker of 
knowledge but I want to warn you, young man, don’t risk 
being lost to salvation by too much inquiring after other 
men’s wives.” 

Some of the churches and Billy Sunday decided to 
charter a train and go to Olympia to sell the legislature on 
the idea of prohibition. In order to do this, it was neces¬ 
sary to raise some dough, so Billy decided to ask for don¬ 
ations. He wanted to know if anyone would give $100. If 
so please stand up. Jimmy Durkin figured this would be 
big publicity for him, so he was the first to stand. By now, 
Billy was getting his belly full of Durkin. He demanded 
that he close his dive that was sending a lot of guys to 
hell. Durkin tried to sit down three times, but with 3,000 
people watching, Billy made him stand up and each time 
he got a bit rougher with Durkin. Billy finally demanded 
$1,000 from him. With that kind of donation, Jimmy 
Durkin contributed to his downfall faster than he cared to. 

Later when another evangelist, Gypsy Smith came 
to Spokane, Durkin didn’t look him up. He had seen the 
light, and the show was over as far as he was concerned. 


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But the reformers rolled along and went over to the 
Capitol and sold the legislature on the idea to give pro¬ 
hibition a try. It was bye-bye to all the saloons in the state 
of Washington. The ‘wets’ had to wait a while for the 
speak-easies to get going. 

Billy Sunday’s Spokane crusade was partly financed 
by selling scads of postcards of himself in various preach¬ 


ing poses. They ranged all the way from thumping the 
pulpit with his fist, hard like, to holding a watch in front of 
his right leg that was parked on a chair. The caption read, 
“God’s counting time on you.” Whatever that meant. 

Billy Sunday’s popularity waned after 1920 when his 
style became old stuff. He was called upon from time to 
time to display a little of his old fire. In 1935 he passed 
away in the town that gave him his start, Chicago. 


The Solace Tree 


About a 15 minute jog west from the Rocklyn sign 
post, will bring any interested person to an abandoned 
highway. The road will take you past where Sugar grew 
up to the ripe age of 18. Then she flew the coop to live 
with me. That abandoned strip of lumpy asphalt brings 
back many memories. 

Just as the road makes a bend to the north, there 
sets an old empty gravel pit. On top of a bluff that over¬ 
looks this foresaken hole, stood a cherry tree that has 
died since a tragic event took place there. But its lateral 
roots now send up several bush-like trees. 

A couple of decades ago, Sugar got to hankering for 
her old scab-rock and sagebrush scenery, so we started 
using this vacant road for our physical fitness program. 
One spring day we spotted a car parked by the bluff with 
the cherry tree on top. Soon recognized this tall old timer 
as Roy Borck. He had just climbed down from inspecting 
the blossoms on this lonesome cherry tree. “I’m glad the 
frost didn’t damage the blossoms,” Roy stated, adding 
“The prospects for a few cherries looks good.” 

Upon leaving Roy standing by his familiar old car, I 
told Sugar that when I was a kid, Roy would drive up to 
the Rocklyn store on Sunday afternoons in his version of 
a racing car. The bullet shaped hand made body was 
bolted on to a frame that held a model T motor. It was 
quite a show-off rig, and was looked over by everyone 
while waiting for the passenger train to pull in from Spo¬ 
kane. He built the cockpit just big enough to hold himself. 
But it was a thrill to see Roy go tearing down the road with 
a rooster tail of dust following behind him. 

The next season, just by fate, we found Roy back 


again at the lone cherry tree. This time the blossoms had 
fallen to the ground, and the stems holding the cherry 
shaped buds were drying up. He had a pair of pruning 
shears in his hand, and was busy whacking off many 
branches. “It needs pruning to bring back life,” he said, “I 
hope next year to see blossoms making cherries that will 
set.” 

We talked about the early days of the tractors. Roy 
used to encourage me by stating that tractors were here 
to stay, and I should not fall apart if a total breakdown 
occurred. He was my pacifier ’til tractors took over the 
farms. Roy was a much wanted combine separater man, 
and drew high wages when harvest time rolled around. 

The third year we found evidence that Roy had been 
checking on his roadside cherry tree. Limbs were again 
shaped to give the tree grace. But the sickly look of that 
tree showed signs that its days were numbered. 

That same year when the August heat was the hot¬ 
test and the wheat was about all shaved off, Roy became 
depressed. Upon finding a farewell note, Bill Livingston 
and George Borck got to the cherry tree on the bluff too 
late. 

Roy loved to see things grow. During our 1931 dust 
bowl, he used to tell us that tender wheat plants needed 
large clods to protect them from the harsh winds. “A per¬ 
son can harrow spring seeded fields too much, and break 
up the needed protection,” he would say. 

Bill and his dad had befriended Roy during his retire¬ 
ment years. Yet despondency had set in and taken its 
toll. 


Weddings Vary 


In less than a week, some Rocklynites had the privi¬ 
lege of attending two different kinds of weddings. The 
first one was a formal affair. The Gooley-Mielke shindig 
filled a large local church to the brim. It was followed by a 
formal wedding reception at the brides parents’ farm. 
Live music and food was plentiful. Happy congratula¬ 
tions and fellowship lasted ’til there was no one left. I’m 
sure the newlyweds were well satisfied with that kind of 
send-off. 

Now from the other side of the fence: Four days 
later, on a high mountain top north of Davenport, a dif¬ 
ferent kind of wedding took place. The outdoor attend¬ 
ance was only about 50. However, there were guests 
from Edwall, Wilbur, Reardan, Davenport, Spokane and 


Seattle. Also a plane brought in a sister and a mother of 
the bride from Chicago. The rest were local natives, in¬ 
cluding three dogs and a horse. 

Getting there was no easy chore. It was not like the 
average weddings, where you are escorted down a soft 
carpeted aisle to a pew. In contrast, there was this moun¬ 
tain that rose from a humble valley. It was your problem 
how to get up to the top to witness this wedding cere¬ 
mony. 

Half way up this precipitously steep mountain, I de¬ 
cided to look down. I froze when I realized there was 
nothing to stop us if slipping took place. That hard rock 
bottom looked mighty fatal. 


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On becoming helpless, Sugar left me and accepted 
aid from a young native. Hugh Williams had to come 
down from the top with his mountain goat type of shoes 
and rescue me. 

Some of the valley dwellers found an easier pass up 
to the top. A home movie camera with sound equipment 
was lugged up. Also a tape recorder, cameras by the 
handfuls, and preacher Barr’s ceremonial gown. 

Bouquets of home grown white gladiola got up there 
somehow, and were artfully arranged among the rocks. 
The necks of the adult guest were hung with red rose hip 
beads that were made by the bride and groom. 

With no aisle to walk down, the bride, Terri Koenig 
and groom Rico Reed stood precariously overlooking all 
that deep and beautiful scenery. It was kind of an ‘earth 
wedding’ that included everything close to nature. During 
the wedding, little children were busy blowing pretty soap 
bubbles that floated past the bridal party and down over 
that scary below. Rev. Roger Barr so ably performed the 
wedding ceremony, emphasizing the spirit and beauty of 
life. It was a refreshing service put on by sincere people. 



Earth people’s wedding 



Newlyweds Ron and Linda Mlelke. 


Hugging 


A couple of years ago when Sugar and I returned 
from Spokane, my sister surprised us by getting the fam¬ 
ily clan together to remind me it was 45 years ago that I 
ran off with Sugar so I could marry her—robbing the cra¬ 
dle, so to speak. Being thankful to be around for all these 
years caused me to sort of choke up, so hugging was the 
only way I could express myself. 

What’s wrong with hugging? Not a darn thing. A lot 
of us thrive on hugging. It makes the mind work more hu¬ 
manly, and opens up the channel of friendliness. It does¬ 
n’t matter whether it’s a friendly squeeze or a nice quick 
hug. Oh sure, you’ll get some feedback from certain re¬ 
served folks, especially when a hug is held a second too 


long with the opposite sex. Strange as it may seem, in 
grief the hug is never questioned, even by the most puri¬ 
tanical person, no matter how long someone is held. 

It seems like males are more reserved when it comes 
to hugging, especially another male. Usually this man to 
man hugging is saved for that long-time-no-see event. 

You can always tell the non-huggable ones. They 
stiffen up like a board when you try to fit them into your 
arms. For the reserved folks, a pat on the head, or the 
squeezing of the arm is a great substitute. After all, most 
of us are associating in a stand-offish handshaking cul¬ 
ture. 


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All this handshaking stuff got started during the cave 
man days. It happened when our hairy ancestors met an¬ 
other strange cave man. They grabbed each others hand. 
It was for protection to find out if the other guy was carry¬ 
ing a destructive rock in his hands. 

An affectionate or caring hug is nothing new. If a 
person has never been hugged, it could be tough for that 
person to grow up correctly. Nature planted this hugging 
stuff in infants, and needs to be given back to them in 
theraputic doses throughout life. Case in point: This fall, 
a little girl was lost in the Northtown Sears store. She ran 
up to a stranger that she thought she could trust. After be¬ 
ing lifted up, and exchanging hugs, her stress was re¬ 
lieved. This assured the tot of her personal safety. She 
then pointed to where she thought her mother could be 
found. 

There are a bunch of people in Spokane where Su¬ 
gar and I socialize that are very huggable. If the minister 
spots personal friends that have missed our services for a 
spell, a sincere hug is given, and warm greetings are ex¬ 
changed. Sometimes I like to miss a few Sundays just to 
receive that returning prodigal son type of hug. 

Since we are all designed to thrive on affection, ten¬ 
derness, etc., crying is also a normal expression of emo¬ 
tion. (According to a lot of smart guys that study such 
things.) 


Before the cement in the Coulee Dam was thor¬ 
oughly cured, Lake Roosevelt had its own ‘Love Boat’ 
cruising around. I doubt that Captain Merrill Stubing of 
TV Love Boat fame was even born at that time. 

Our own Miss Coulee had her captain too, when she 
journeyed up and down the inland waters. Captain Frank 
Selde may not have had romantic eyes, but he was more 
amusing and entertaining than Merrill. With a grin from 
ear to ear, Frank steered the pleasure boat, Miss Coulee 
up to the loading ramp at Fort Spokane. It was harvest 
time of 1942, when 60 of us rented this holiday boat for 
an all day Sunday cruise up the new man-made lake. 

Excitement ran high when Frank and Leanard Hut- 
sell pointed this cruiser north with its load of human cargo. 
Seeing the shoreline scenery move was real fascinating to 
some of us. 

Harvest had just begun, so a lot of the more serious 
minded farmers were leaning over the railing, talking 
about the crops and watching the water split alongside 
the boat. The seasoned wives just sat inside with their 
lunch baskets and peeked through the windows at the 
lofty mountains passing by. 

For Sugar and I, it was our first group romantic out¬ 
ing. Communications on board brought my sister-in-law 
and farmer George a little closer to saying ‘I do.’ For my 
fresh married brother-in-law, it was like an extended hon¬ 
eymoon, as the two spent most of the time as silhouette 
figures on the bow of the ship. 

There wasn’t as much hanky-panky going on as 
seen on the real Love Boat. The double decked Miss 


During the post war years, the then Mayor of Spo¬ 
kane, Kenneth Lawson, warmed the Rocklyn church pul¬ 
pit up one Sunday by stating that we should find a good 
reason to have a good cry once in a while. We are all sen¬ 
timental people, whether we admit it or not. Alex Haley, 
the author of ‘Roots’ said he never cared to trust a guy 
that says he never has cried. 

As a kid, there used to be a big discrimination as to 
who was doing the crying. While attending Rocklyn’s one 
room schoolhouse, Edna Grob was found crying because 
of some embarrassment. We all rallied around her, and 
felt sorry for her. But when a similar thing happened to 
Benny Hall, we called him a cry baby. His emotions were 
so set on edge that he wanted to fight anyone that got 
near him. 

A few years ago after taking part in a protest march 
that ended up at Riverfront Park, a Vietnam veteran tried 
to give a speech on the horror of witnessing the raw kil¬ 
lings of that war. In the middle of his address, he broke 
down and wept uncontrollably, and stumbled against a 
tree. He then sank to the ground. A man ran up and 
hugged him. The thought that someone cared, and un¬ 
derstood, brought temporary healing that he needed so 
badly. 

A discussion took place on our way back to our cars. 
It was agreed that when you are at a loss witnessing such 
mental suffering, a wordless hug is the best medicine. 

Boat 

Coulee was big enough so everyone finally had his or her 
thing a-going. Reserved-like farmers began loosening up 
a bit. Jokes and kidding of the simplest form became a 
hysterical event. Even the lunch-box sitting wives left 
their windows to join the fun. 

A refreshing waterfall midway toward Canada was 
where the boat docked. Finding a flat spot, we spread our 
picnic lunch out on the grass. More fun took place, ’til the 
boat crew figured it was time to head for home. A simple 
but slippery trail back to the boat gave the young bucks a 
chance to help the lovelies over rocks and other stumbl¬ 
ing objects. 

What happened to Miss Coulee? Well, prosperity set 
in after the war. People began buying their individual 
happiness. Factories started turning out high-powered 
speed boats, so fun loving people could go zooming over 
the water with skiers holding on behind. 

That left Miss Coulee with absolutely nothing to do. 
Lonely and rejected, she was pulled out of Lake Roose¬ 
velt and drug overland to Lake Chelan. Here the moun¬ 
tains were taller and loaded with more growing things. 
She changed her name to “Lady of the Lake.” It caused 
pride once again to enter her hull. 

Right now, this proud ‘Lady of the Lake’ is carrying 
lots of people up and down the glacier-like lake. Serving 
pleasure to the sight seers, the lonely ones and those who 
are happily married. A sort of northwest Love Boat. 


Love 


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Let’s Be Sweet 


A while back, I was paying a call on a guy about clos¬ 
ing an old business account. While trying to come to an 
agreement in the living room, his wife came in and asked 
if he knew where the vacuum cleaner attachment was. 
“It’s where it should be,” was his answer. He then turned 
to me and said, “She will find it, all she has to do is to use 
her head.” 

When I was getting ready to leave, this guy respon¬ 
ded to a knock on the door. A middle aged lady was lost, 
and wanted to know how to get to a certain place. He 
told her in such details how to get to her destination that 
she could easily visualize the kind of scenery she would 
be seeing. When the lost lady was about to leave, he said, 
“Wait a minute, I’ll draw you a map.” 

That sort of bugged me. For all I know, his wife 
could still be looking for that vacuum cleaner attachment. 

When a young guy, I saw this same fellow operate at 
Grange dances. This live wire was a very courteous guy. 
A sort of a gallant knight. He would dash around the car 
to open the other door for his date. He probably had the 
habit of lifting his hat off his head when the opposite sex 
went by. 


As a young fellow, I didn’t do all those fancy things. I 
would have made out better if the Women’s Liberation 
Movement would have been in effect. I sort of like to ap¬ 
proach the opposite sex on a equal base. When Sugar 
and I were fresh married, Sugar tried to grade me up a 
little, by asking if I would walk on the street side of the 
sidewalk with her. (It was the custom in those days.) To 
make her happy, I did. I guess it was to protect women if 
a car came running up onto the sidewalk. 

Getting back to'being nice. What’s wrong with living 
with the thought that any day could be the last day? 
Would you then bark at your wife? 

The best cure for such inconsideration is to take out 
the old album. Call your wife to come into the living 
room, even if she is busy looking for a cleaner attach¬ 
ment. Snuggle rather close together. As the pages of 
youthful pictures are turned, begin to reminisce of by¬ 
gone days. Memorable thoughts of happiness and past 
dreams will be renewed and make you feel very sweet. 

Then turn and look at each other. The aging process 
will tell you that time is shortening the road that you will 
be together. You will then realize there is less time left to 
be helpful and considerate. 


Never Too Old 


You old guys, when you were young, and watching 
a parade, didn’t soldiers marching down the streets with 
rifles over their shoulders look like full grown men? Now 
days, don’t they look like very young lads? I used to think 
anyone having some white hair sticking out, was sup¬ 
posed to take a back seat in life. 

In the early 1930s, Will Rogers made a movie titled, 
‘Life Begins at 40.’ When I went to see that movie 50 
years ago, I thought it was too late in life to start anything 
really worthwhile. My dad was in his 40s when he quit 
farming. As far as I was concerned, his peak had been 
reached. 

Years ago, there was an ad that sold some kind of 
snake oil for men suffering from prostate problems. The 
ad showed a rather shaky man all humped over sitting in 
a chair with a blanket across his lap. For those that re¬ 
membered that ad, a caption under the picture read:“If 
you are 40 or older, beware of prostate trouble.” 

I used to think anyone over 50 was set in their ways, 
and over the hill. When a visiting guest preacher who was 
pushing 60 came to our house, mom told us kids to be 
nice and respect the old fellow. Upon arriving, and before 
the minister sat down in our well placed chair, he asked 
me how old I was. An audible 10 came out of my mouth. 
He smiled, and said, “In 10 more years, you will be 20” 
(A brilliant calculation) Question no. two. “Have you 
been a good boy?” A head nod said yes. I then received a 
pat on the head from the sad eyed minister as he started 
to sit down. 

After doing my Christian duty for mom, the out¬ 
doors looked mighty refreshing to me. Thank goodness, 
the ministers of today are not the boogie man of long ago 
with that old man image. 


I used to believe that some of my old friends were 
pushing their luck too far. George Gunning, at that time 
had turned 73 on the time clock. When he told me he 
was planning on building a new house in Davenport, I 
said to him, “Golly, how come at your age?” George rep¬ 
lied, “Yea I know, according to the Bible, I’ve lived my 
alloted time, but I’m not intending to leave ’til I have to.” 

Then, years later, when I reached 75,1 surprised Su¬ 
gar by saying, “Let’s tear down part of our house, and 
build on something brand new. And wouldn’t it be fun to 
walk from the old house that has a history and go right 
into rooms that you have dreamed about all your life?” 
That was a dangerous way-out statement to make. It 
overcharged Sugar’s talents, and it left me with no room 
for backing out. 

I guess it’s worth it, if for nothing else than just to see 
Sugar living on a manic high. But is it logical? Are some 
of us acting like kids, and don’t realize that the life cycle 
will soon be completed? Anyway for the first time, I can 
understand to some extent why my older relatives when 
they retired, built new homes in Ritzville. 

For practical reasons it’s best for us not to buy house¬ 
hold equipment with a warranty over 15 years, or to build 
a house out of bricks that will soon be used mostly as a 
monument to someone’s past life. Anyone planning on 
what we did should within reason make a house that is 
suitable for either the very young or the very old. Unne¬ 
cessary stairways and steps can be a hazard to your life. 
Slick floors and small booby trap rugs can land you in a 
wheel chair. 

By golly, I too am beginning to get excited about the 
new modern section nailed onto this old house. To make 
sense, it’s best that we start calling it, ‘Our retirement 
home.’ 



Senior 

Golly how time does fly! It just seems like yesterday 
when all I could think about was to junk my school days, 
and talk my dad into letting me come back to Washing¬ 
ton, so I could plant lots of wheat and watch it grow. At 
that time, dad had reached the half century mark, and I 
had made it to the ripe age of 18. The best way to grow 
old is not to be in a hurry about it. After all, we senior 
citizens are just kids that’s getting up in years. As the old 
saying goes, “Years will wrinkle the skin, but lack of en¬ 
thusiasm wrinkles the soul.” 

I have 12 years of practice on how to be a senior citi¬ 
zen, but so far I haven’t made much headway. I have not 
been to any of the senior centers throughout our county. 

I hear tell they serve mighty good food at those places, 
and that they are needed by lots of retired folks. 

I’ve been told that you can earn a certain amount of 
money while in retirement, so you can live higher on the 
hog. There are many weather beaten senior citizens that 
just love to keep their hands in the farming business. Not 
for greed, but it’s a way of life that’s been drilled into them 
so deeply they can’t seem to bow out. 

For the elite retirees, there is a special place made for 
them. My relative’s wife, Carolyn Maurer, beat it to Sun 
City, Arizona, when widowed, and loves every minute of 
it. It’s a classy place all right, but the formality and moni¬ 
tored rules would shorten my retirement life considera¬ 
bly. 


A Golden 

If you happen to be lucky enough to share a bed 
with the same partner for half a century, it’s time to throw 
a celebration of victory for lasting that long. That’s what 
the Davenport Assembly of God did when they threw a 
50th anniversary bash for Bud and Beulah Olsen in May, 
1985. 

When we got through kissing and congratulating 
these fifty year veterans of married bliss, Sugar and I se¬ 
parated, and wandered around through a roomfull of 
faces, while fellowshipping with old acquaintenances that 
took separate roads in life. They were folks that we 
usually don’t see ’til an important wedding takes place, or 
another golden anniversary arrives on the scene. 

Memories have a strange way of unfolding. It only 
takes a little mental shifting of gears to recognize old 
friends that have developed a more matured, and well 
settled look. Time does show the wear and tear on all of 
us. Wrinkles change the map on our faces, but most ever*\ 
yone retains the same familiar giggle, and smile that 
makes it easy to identify forgotten friends from teenage 
days. 

Most of us oldsters still love our mates, as well as lit¬ 
tle children. We should try to keep that same stored up 
feeling that makes life go around. 

This golden anniversary event made a guy realize 
that things were different 50 years ago when Bud and 
Beulah took their vows to live a married life. Did couples 


Citizens 

Some of us just can’t adjust to being away from our 
environment very long, especially in retirement years. A 
lot of us retirees also inherited the ability of enjoying our 
nesting place, minus the migration pattern. I’m a four 
season guy who likes to soak in all the seasons that rotate 
themselves year after year. It’s good to leave home for 
short periods of time, it makes you appreciate the return¬ 
ing road home. 

This fall, nostalgia went through me while standing 
lonely like in a field that had been emptied by combines, 
and trucks.A sniff of fall air was drifting over the stubble 
field. The stinging rays of the sun warmed one side of my 
body, while the north side of my sun tanned rib cage felt a 
little chilly. 

All the sensation I got out of harvest this year was a 
trip to the warehouse office to see what my share of the 
crop would amount to. Driving past those tall elevators 
reminded me of by gone harvest days when I used to take 
in the last load of wheat for the day. Sugar would then 
scoot on home to slosh herself with water by standing un¬ 
der an outdoor shower. From there, she had to run into 
the house, and get supper on the table. It hit me that Su¬ 
gar and I will never repeat those many harvest scenes 
again. 

There is no future by living in the past, but remem¬ 
bering the bygone days is a blessing we should all be 
thankful for. It gives a person the instinct to reach out for 
another day to add to his autobiography. 

Anniversary 

get married with all the wedding bell trimmings in those 
days. No, not that I know of. These big deal weddings 
didn’t get started ’til after Adolph Hitler’s defeat. It wasn’t 
until then that daddies could afford to put on a show for 
their departing daughters. Neither were the country boys 
able to flash through their home towns in a sport car, 
looking for a date to date. 

When Beulah and Bud decided to get married, all 
they did was to get in touch with preacher Kroneman 
who had a parish, and a church down the street a ways. 
They had him come over to Beulah’s family home where 
he tied the marriage knot. 

To zoom in on Bud’s bride of fifty years, one has to 
go back to an old established wheat ranch in the Rocklyn 
area. Beulah is the youngest of Charley and Julia Rux’s 
string of daughters. They all arrived in orderly fashion with¬ 
out any time out for a brother. Mabel, Aileen, Bessie, 
and finally Beulah. In fact, it was sort of luck that Beulah 
made it. 

Her dad wanted a son so bad that when word 
reached him out in the harvest field that his wife gave birth 
to another girl, (Bessie) he was so disappointed that he 
refused to go home. It took three days before Charley felt 
like leaving his custom thrashing crew to go see daughter 
number three. Charley and his wife again tried for a boy, 
but Beulah arrived instead. 

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grew up healthy like, and helped supply a more equal ra¬ 
tio between the boys and the skimpy girl population. 
Later Beulah carried out the same family tradition by hav¬ 
ing just four girls too. 

The Rocklyn district at one time had three one room 
schoolhouses. They were scattered all around so the kids 
wouldn’t have to take all forenoon to get there. Two of 
Beulah’s sisters, Bessie and Aileen, became school 
marms and taught in two of Rocklyn’s schools. Country 
preacher H.B. Mann, taught in the stricter Rocklyn 
school that had a church nearby. 

Two of the Rux sisters rode horses to the main Rock¬ 
lyn schoolhouse. Bessie was the teacher, and little Beu¬ 
lah was one of her pupils. Beulah and her scattering of 
school mates were the last of the Rocklynites to attend 
this one room country school. 

When Beulah entered her last years of schooling in 
Davenport, it seemed like Bud was waiting for her. They 
became high school sweethearts. Lots of Sundays were 
spent socializing with local couples that had matrimonial 
intentions on their minds. After some simple outings that 
those depression days had to offer, Beulah and Bud 
made a decision to try for a long married life. 

That same year, seven other local couples took up 
marriage vows. It nearly wiped out all the singles. It left 
only me, and a handful of others that couldn’t get it alto¬ 
gether. However, that long wait of five years brought Su¬ 
gar. 



Sugar’s wheat hauling days are over. 


Aquatics 


If you are carrying more weight than your body likes 
to haul around, and your legs are shot, running is not for 
you. Swimming is your best medicine. At the YWCA in 
Spokane, we have proof that tired housewives who live 
under everyday stress are benefitted by swimming, ’til 
their bodies say they had enough. 

It’s up to your physical condition on how many laps 
you can put away. Most swimmers reach euphoria by 
doing 10 to 20 laps. Sugar reaches her glow point when 
she does 25 laps. Because I get too excited when I enter 
the pool, it takes me between 45 to 50 laps before I feel 
calmed down and recharged. 

Swimming can also do special health tricks to your 
body. A Vietnam veteran who has the jitters from seeing 
all that killing, is now able to replace valium with lots of 
lap swimming. A blind author and composer, Hans Mol- 
denhauer, took midday swims at the Y because it made 
his brains run smoother. He was then able to write better 
stuff. We have not seen him since his seeing eye wife, 
Rosaleen, died of cancer. 

A few years ago, a slim, worn out housewife whose 
religion made it OK for her to have more children than 
she could handle, depended on swimming as a tonic dur¬ 
ing her years of diaper changing. 

Wednesday, and sometimes Tuesdays or Fridays, 
finds Sugar and me up at the YWCA. Lately our pool 
friends are Harvey, a retired lawyer and wife, Lee. They 
found out that swimming back and forth keeps the 
circulation in order. Also Air Force pilot, Bill and wife 
Phyllis, scoot across the water for the same reason. 


Don, a border line leukemia guy, keeps himself on 
the happy side of life by swimming. He is the picture of 
health, but has to watch out for infection. Then there is 
old Ed. He saw more winters than any of us, and is no 
tornado in the water. But his wobbly dog paddling keeps 
his mind and hands steady enough to paint lots of beauti¬ 
ful, old time country scenes. Sometimes Millie Guhlke 
from Davenport shows up in a swim suit and joins us. 

Virginia, the slick looking Avon saleslady, also loves 
to keep her frame from sagging. Virginia swims as often 
as we do. In fact at one time there were four generations 
swimming in the pool. Virginia’s mother was swimming 
with her, while her daughter was swimming around, and 
watching the little fourth generation girl having fun in all 
that water. 

Across from the lap lanes, it’s always a treat to watch 
young mothers dunk their babies below the water line. 
Soon the little tots learn to paddle and kick up a storm. 

There is a pool exercise and swim class for pregnant 
women. The purpose is to make healthy mothers, and 
give the unborn a natural feeling of ‘rock-a-by-baby.’ 
When an overly pregnant woman is missing from the 
class, we know that another life has seen daylight. 

It’s interesting to note that there are different levels of 
physical endurance. I knew a paid instructor who after 
exhausting her participants in three separate half hour 
classes, swam over to our lanes, and did her own thing by 
doing a string of speedy laps. 

Swimming is not the only thing you can do at the Y. 
There are programs that specialize in about anything you 


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desire. If your feet need a strengthening job, try the fancy 
ballet class. If you find yourself panting when you empty 
the garbage can, try the vigorous endurance class. If you 
would like to view your feet from the standing position, 
but can’t, a weight reducing program is there for you. A 
pumping iron workout place is used for those that like to 
have an extra supply of muscles at the proper body loca¬ 
tion. Also you can get a massage without any hanky 
panky going on. 

There is a weekly fellowship that one shares with the 
Y personnel. Sandy, the pool check in girl, back from a 
vacation, reported about the latest goings on at the 
Knotts Berry Farm. It’s always informative to have a chat 
with two busy ladies, Pat Miller and Lois Kester. They are 


the main cogs that keep the YWCA turning. 

There are oodles of women including Sugar that 
donate some of their time at the Y. Each has a specific job 
to be responsible for. As far as finances allow, the arms of 
tender care reach out to many helpful programs. Handi¬ 
cap and ‘special people’ programs are going full steam. 
Also the Alternatives to Domestic Violence Program of¬ 
fers the best crisis clinic for women and children who get 
battered around by dangerous men. 

Getting back to that neat pool again. If you are afraid 
of water that’s deeper than your bathtub, and scared that 
you might sink like a rock, take some swim lessons. Then 
come over and join the rest of the swimmers. All in all 
winter aquatics is a haven for a lot of us. 


Running Stuff 


My mother weighed 215 pounds when she deve¬ 
loped lots of gallstones. She was a short lady, so it com¬ 
pounded all her weight into a small area. The surplus 
pounds eventually contributed to her early death. Mom 
dearly loved lots of coffee kucken, noodles, and German 
sausage. 

A lot of my overweight friends are beautiful people. I 
love them all. I wish they could live a safer life. All they 
have to do is to shove no more food down their throats 
than their bodies need. Usually that is too simple a way to 
reduce. But there is hope by taking the long hard road. 

One choice is to go out and buy an armload of diet 
books. Then spend the next few months trying to figure 
out which book offers the best magic advice for reducing. 
There are books that even allow for a little cheating, like 
swallowing a piece of chocolate cake every once in a 
while. 

Some of my heavy friends tell me they find solace by 
joining a weight watchers salon, where they are able to 
share their heavy problems with others. A couple of my 
hefty friends won a victory by dumping their excess 
weight at such a reducing parlor. But later on, one of 
them slid back into the fat pit. 

Another way to lose weight but it’s expensive is to 
remodel or build a new house. Sugar got so excited that 
she forgot to eat for pleasure and lost twelve pounds. But 
when the house finally got put together, her body was 
back to wanting to gain weight all over again. Sugar says 
it’s a struggle all the way when it comes to dumping 
pounds. 

A religious heavy I knew told her boyfriend that he 
could quit smoking if only he would ask the Lord for 
help. She didn’t like it when her heart throb asked why 
she didn’t ask for divine guidance for her weight problem. 

If I had to carry a five pound weight in each hand 
while running, I would be pooped before reaching the fin¬ 
ish line. Yet I was surprised at what I saw on my first pub¬ 
lic run of the season. A really overweight male was able 
to increase his running speed over his last year’s record. 
He couldn’t see his feet when he was running, and still 
was able to turn a corner without swaying. I believe fat is 
overloading his system, and will in time endanger his 
body’s working parts. However one can easily tell by 


following closely behind a trim pair of shorts that fat is 
beginning to disappear among the runners. 

For 10 springs now, it’s the ‘in thing’ to be sold on 
Bloomsday, whether you’re a runner or a spectator. A 90 
plus year old guy made it around this famous route; of 
course, he didn’t create much dust, but it made him feel 
good. He now has a 10th anniversary souvenir T-shirt to 
show all his friends before rigor mortis sets in. 

Out here in the heart of America’s wheatland, it was 
the Almira Great Run that spiked a lot of runners spirits 
up to a higher level of happiness. It prepared us for that 
Bloomsday stampede. Visibly it looked like the whole 
show at Almira was run and operated by the women, ex¬ 
cept for the usage of a male trigger finger to blast off the 
starting gun. 

The ladies’ heaviest chore was the preparation and 
serving of a staggering size picnic dinner, that was easily 
devoured by 800 runners and guests. 

There were local celebrities at Almira getting in their 
final practice for Bloomsday. Lenn Dompier, a 60 year 
old Davenport runner, made it around Almira’s 6.2 mile 
course in 42 minutes. This workout helped Lenn to cap¬ 
ture first place at Bloomsday for his division. 

For those that have feet good enough for running, 
there are always plenty of runs left in Lincoln County be¬ 
fore the snow flies. Wild Goose Chase at Wilbur is a bust. 
A group of about 700 runners is small enough to feel 
comfortable with, and large enough to represent a mini 
Bloomsday without that claustrophobic feeling. The 
Butte or Bust run at Creston is always a challenge. It’s a 
climb if repeated weekly that could be a good workout for 
those with a weight problem. 

Are there any middle aged farmers interested in run¬ 
ning? Yes, Gil Sheffels of Wilbur is. The spring of ’84, in 
the middle of his spray operation, he checked his wrist 
watch to see if he had time to make it up to the Keller run. 
By not having to wait for the ferry very long, Gil made it 
in time to slip into his shorts, and then wiggle himself into 
shape before the starting gun went off. 

After completing the 6.2 mile run, Mr. Sheffels again 
checked his watch. He found he had time to make it back 
to the farm to replace the depleting water supply for his 
operating spray rig. 


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That run up on the reservation made Gil feel alert for 
the rest of the day. It also gave him peace of mind that his 
long slim body had had a good workout. 

Running has now become a way of life for some of 
us. New converts are joining the pack every week. There 
are a few out there taking short cuts by putting their legs 
to work before breaking the smoking habit. 

At least they are running. More power to them. 
There is a good chance they will be encouraged to clean 
out their lungs later on. Case in point: 

During memorial weekend, I drove down to Coulee 
City to take part in initiating their first annual Rodeo Run. 
I was introduced to Pat Tigges, an active mother of full 
grown kids. She was at that time the editor and publisher 
of the Coulee City newspaper. 

I found out that while Pat was training for this event, 
her husband realized that she wanted to prove that smok¬ 
ers can run, but he had doubts. A protective feeling came 
over Patty’s husband, and he told her, “No, no, you 
mustn’t do that, you won’t make it.” 

Running with those negative thoughts must have put 


some stress on Pat’s body, especially as the run route 
stretched its way beyond this frontier looking town. Her 
husband, the Coulee City crop duster, jumped into his 
plane, and steered it into the air to see if Pat was making 
it around the run OK. 

Upon finding out that she made it, and at a respecta¬ 
ble time, he had a way of pouring some oil on the plane’s 
exhaust system, so it could give off a smoke victory sig¬ 
nal, that meant, “OK, baby, you made it, congratula¬ 
tions!” 

That meant more to Pat than if she had won the 
overall winner’s trophy. Not wanting to cover up her train¬ 
ing habits, she readily confessed that between workouts, 
a few cigarettes, and a little beer found her lips. 

Who knows, Pat could feel so good about her run¬ 
ning success that she may want to find out if a pair of 
smokeless lungs would give her more working power. Af¬ 
ter the run, Pat shared a can of beer with us. It was 
against all my health rules in so doing. But it was like Eve 
tempting Adam. It tasted so darn good after the sweaty 
run, that I may have to evaluate ‘my died in the wool’ 
health habits. 


Sister Madonna Buder 


Being neither a Catholic or a Protestant, I was on 
neutral ground when I ran (so to speak) into Spokane’s 
running nun, Sister Madonna Buder. It was just by luck, 
because nowdays modern nuns are hard to pick out from 
a group of non-nuns. 

This incident happened a month after a Bloomsday 
run, during a Sunday service at the Unitarian Church. My 



Sister Buder at the Indian Keller Run. 


eyes fell upon an attractive lady that didn’t carry an ounce 
of extra weight but did carry a deep tan. Later a friend 
introduced me to Sister Buder who came to hear what 
Dr. Houff had to say about Islam religion. She flattered 
Houff by asking him if he was over there to study those 
Islams. (three-quarters of a billion people are consumed 
by that faith). 

Madonna Buder should have been called the orig¬ 
inal ‘flying nun.’ She flew in from Boston with jet-lag and 
all, just in time to take part in that year’s Bloomsday run. 
Madonna’s time was 56 minutes and 29 seconds. She 
can run eight miles in an hour. 

Trains daily, scooping up 50 to 60 miles a week. 
One year she ran 2,200 miles, competing in 19 shorter 
runs and five marathons. As far as it is known, Madonna 
is the first and only nun to run the Boston Marathon. 

For Buder, running is a “spiritual thing.” She gives 
her God all the credit for what she has accomplished in 
running. Regardless where Sister Buder gets her steam 
from, she is a remarkable person. 

I have saved paper clippings that includes other 
achievements. Madonna has been a counselor at Good 
Shepherd, is now a certified Graphoanalyst, master of 
counseling, and master of education psychology. Now, 
wait a minute! Through her photographic skills she also 
presents multi-media ministries and inspirational dancing. 
It proves that some nuns can expand beyond ‘nunship’ 
status. 

Madonna told me she is considering writing a book. 
Certainly her story should be put down in print. The title 
she had in mind is a very good one, but I’ll be darned if I 
can recall it now. 

Then bless her heart, after a long asbsence from 
these parts, Sister Madonna Buder, the running nun was 
at Almira trying out her running legs. (1986) She did her 
thing for Multiple Sclerosis by making the 10,000 meter 


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course in 52 minutes. Not bad for a gal in her 50s. Then, 
for relaxation Madonna bicycled back as far as Daven¬ 
port. 

Sister Buder’s absentee story is one of determina¬ 
tion. The reason she hasn’t been seen lately is because 
she has been doing her darndest to participate in the Iron 
Man Tri-athlon in Hawaii. That event requires getting the 
arms and legs in working condition for lots of fast cycling, 
swimming and running. 

During Sister’s workouts, a bad bike spill sent her to 
the hospital so her injured body parts could heal up cor¬ 


rectly. What happened the following year was a repeat of 
her first try, including another trip to the hospital. 

Finally Buder packed her bags and flew over to New 
Zealand, where her bike riding workouts were accom¬ 
plished without any trips to the hospital. She then got her 
long awaited dreams fulfilled when she successfully 
worked her way through Hawaii’s Iron Man Tri-athlon, 
and established a good record for herself. 

Sister Madonna Buder’s courage and strong will 
adds a lot of material for the book she is trying to write 
between her workouts and religious commitments. 


A Little Bit Of This And That 


Several years ago, before Halloween, a bunch of us 
had the privilege to run in a Spokane run. It was billed as 
the “Great Hallowe’en Hill Run—Spokane’s Toughest 
10K”. 

It was worth the run just to see the costumes. Some 
came as cave men with shoes on. Even though the 
flames were missing, a 63 year old she-devil got plenty 
hot, as her skin tight suit was made of plastic. Sister Bu¬ 
der appeared as an angel in a long white robe. Her wings 
were lowered to give less air drag. It didn’t take the angel 
very long, with her glued on halo, to start ascending up 
that mountain road. 

A male fairy-impersonator of large size, kept weav¬ 
ing in and out of us runners, trying to make better time. 
Little Orphan Annie and her Daddy Warbucks were pret¬ 
ty good runners. But her dog Sandy took too much time 
out to stop at every water puddle for a tongue-licking 
drink. Daddy Warbucks’ black suit also trapped too much 
heat. A loosened collar and discarded coat made it possi¬ 
ble for the famous trio to finish in fair time. 

The eye-catching costume was of a shapely young 
lady wearing bunny shorts. She had a large powder puff 
pinned to her fanny. 

When galloping 64 year old lawyer Dellwo breaks 
through the starting line, you are lucky to come in second 
for that age group. 

Nature’s paint brush of color is beautiful beyond 
words. It’s overwhelming! No matter whether it’s seen 
through the eyes of a Creationist or an Evolutionist. 
Whatever, man’s relationship with Nature is just as real 
on both sides. 

For example: One Sunday afternoon, some of us 
had the privilege of seeing nature’s colors at work, when 
it was being reproduced through the new modern stained 
glass windows at the Methodist Church in Davenport. 
Rainbow colors were projected vividly on the ceiling. 

On the way home from the reception, the skies were 
busy painting their own unique color patterns in the west, 
favoring reds, pinks and purples. 

Later, Sister Buder stopped in to see us. She, too, 
had witnessed the sunset out at Coulee City. In fact that 
spectacular sunset saved her from losing an expensive 
telephoto camera lens. She left it on a rock back at Sum¬ 
mer Falls. Awed by nature’s painted beauty in the west¬ 
ern skies, Buder wanted to capture that inspirational 


scene on film. Finding her lens missing, a hasty retreat 
back to Summer Falls was in order. Luckily, the lens was 
there waiting to roll into the turbulent water. 

In 1984, the Davenport Presbyterians finally made it 
to the century mark. They lost out to the Davenport 
Methodist group by only a few months. But that didn’t 
stop the second place winners from putting on a series of 
big shows. Their kickoff celebration got started when 
some sky divers were sent down from the heavenly skies 
to land in front of a bunch of Presbyterians. 

Then a couple of Sundays later, they presented sort 
of a nostalgia Sunday. The church revived its foundation 
ancestors by displaying some of their records, and old 
photos. Songs and music of by gone days came live from 
the young, and the not so young talented members. 

As an outsider, it was a privilege to see a group hold¬ 
ing together a heritage that is still serving their convinced 
faith well into the tail end of the 20th century. 

The future of any solid religious organization really 
depends on how much it meets the modern problems of 
today. Years ago, the thinking was more or less centered 
around the concern of which faith had the safest road to 
the land beyond the sky. 

Neaily 40 years ago, Rev. King, pastor of the 
Methodist church in Davenport, attended our Christmas 
program out at Rocklyn. Preacher King recognized talent 
(brag brag) and insisted that we come to town, and put 
on our nativity story. 

When we moved ourselves and equipment into the 
Davenport Methodist, the Christ child had to be born 
once again at a later date. About a week after Christmas, 
our play filled the church. That year Rocklyn had the 
honor of lengthening out the Christmas season, and 
made preacher J. Dean King very happy. 

Old movies taken at the play brought back memories 
that the drama wasn’t too bad. In fact, pretty good! The 
stage was not as loaded as a Cecil B. DeMille production, 
but the message was there for those of the Christian faith. 

Since Christian religion hinges on the resurrection, it 
was once again a privilege and a tradition to witness their 
faith out at the Rocklyn church during their Easter pro¬ 
gram. 

After church, a fresh air run took me by green hills 
that eventually led me to relatives where Easter dinner 
was partaken of. 


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Certainly it’s the time of year to be tolerant to all reli¬ 
gions. As usual, there was no discussion about this im¬ 
portant day for Christians. Instead there was a feeling of 
understanding. What more have we to give to one an¬ 
other than love and understanding? 

Here are a couple of quotes from guys that are dead 
now, but were full of smarts: “Some beliefs are like blind¬ 
ers, shutting off the power to choose one’s own direc¬ 
tion. Some beliefs are pliable, like the young sapling 
growing with the upward thrust of life.” When Gandhi 
was asked what his religion was, he realized there was a 
bit of good in all religions, so he answered by saying, “I’m 
Moslem, Christian, Buddha, Jew and Hindu.” 

Russell Chase is long gone now. His passing causes 
the mind to think back. While Russell was chairman of 
the Lincoln County Democrats, he taught me how to act 
like a good Democrat. Even though I’ve strayed from the 
flock every once in a while. 

No matter how deep a political argument sank, Rus¬ 
sell with a twinkle in his eyes, and a smile on his face, 
would jack up the conversation with a few humorous and 
factual remarks. He could recognize a strong potential 
candidate, as well as having a way of selling the good side 
of a weak one. 

One time when Tom Foley visited Davenport, a 
small group of us guys got to visiting with him. He told 
what a rough time Russell Chase had selling him as a roo¬ 
kie, running for Walt Horan’s Washington D.C. job. 
When they got to Davenport, Chase thought of a bright 
idea. He let the voters know that Tom’s mother was born 
in Davenport. The voters then started to recognize Tom 
Foley as an OK guy. 

One cold morning in January about 20 years ago, 
Henry Jackson and his fairly new wife paid Davenport a 



very informal visit. Russell Chase was in his political 
glory. Between Jackson and Chase, they made it a jolly 
and relaxing affair. It was a breakfast I’ll long remember. 


Horse That Came In First 


Our present day running craze has been going on for 
a long, long time. It all started over three thousand years 
ago at Olympia, Greece, where a guy dressed in a mini 
skirt would tear out of the city with a lighted torch, and 
run all the way from Olympia to a town that was going to 
have lots of athletic fun. A large overhead pan filled with 
oily stuff was waiting to be set on fire by the runner’s 
smoking punk. 

This bowl of floating fuel was a ritual to signal strong 
men to take part in competitive running and other rough 
housing sports. Women during that put down era weren’t 
allowed to run around the track or take part in any other 
contest. In fact, for a while females couldn’t even witness 
the males performing their great feats of manhood 
strength, so says history. 

But eons later at Bloomsday, more of the fair sex 
turned out to participate in all that huffing and puffing than 
their counter mates did. 

How far back did all this running-walking idea enter 
the active minds around these parts? Golly, that’s hard to 
say. It was so darn foreign twenty years ago that if you 
were running along the side of the highway, cars would 
stop and ask ‘what’s up’ or they would offer you a lift. 


Later motorists got used to runners and would pass you 
up, even if you were injured. 

Around the turn of the century at the Lincoln- 
Adams County Pioneer Picnic grounds, a kind of an early 
day Olympics was held annually. Instead of Chariot 
races, plain ordinary horse racing of the fastest kind took 
place on a well designed race track. A scooped out path 
was laid out for the pounding feet of the sack racers and 
for the three legged runners. The horse race track was 
used by competitive runners every day during the fiesta. 
Aunt Minnie won several prizes that consisted of goodies 
instead of ribbons. A fat man’s race was tried out but it 
proved to be too dangerous and rather embarrassing. 
Border line heavyweights didn’t want to be classified. 

Sometimes the early day walking and running came 
out of necessity. The first walkathon I ever witnessed took 
place between Peach and our watering trough. This 
unscheduled 18 mile, one man run-walk event happened 
during the summer of 1928. No watering stations or 
spectators lined the dusty roadside. A riderless horse lead 
the way the course was to be followed. 

Bill Thornburg who used to work for my dad during 
harvest, had a small peach orchard near the little town of 


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Peach. He also owned a young female horse that was at 
the ripe age for some transportation. But Bill got fooled 
when he tried mounting this filly in his yard. She went ar¬ 
ound and around in circles, and finally broke away from 
Thornburg and headed down the road. 

Bill figured his horse would be tame enough to sneak 
up on, but it didn’t work. To keep from being annoyed, 
the filly ran up to Hawk Creek Falls where she could eat 
some grass in peace. Again when Bill got close enough to 
become a threat, the young mare ran up past the Falls, 
and stayed ahead of him for the next 18 milies. The filly’s 
escapade ended when she got thirsty enough to walk into 
our yard for a cool drink right from the watering trough. 
Dad then hooked a halter chain to the bridle of this wan¬ 
dering horse and chained her to a post. 

About five minutes later, Mr. Thornburg ended this 
man-beast walkathon by appearing in front of our well, 
where he soused himself with water, both inside and out. 
Bill was hoping the horse would wander into someone’s 
yard before getting to our place. 

Determined to get home so he could cool off in 
peace, Bill was able to mount the horse with the aid of 
dad. Thornburg and the filly left the yard fast like, and 
rather on the rough side. We figured both would get 
home in no time, and all would be forgiven by Bill. But 


Those Horse t 

I’m still thinking about Bill Thornburg breaking in a 
horse so he could be transported in a more reliable way. 
During the animal powered transportation days, a certain 
amount of time had to be spent to get all the bugs ironed 
out. After break-in was accomplished, the live horse 
power part of these vehicles grew in value. Now days, a 
modern combustion motor vehicle depreciates as soon as 
' the rig is driven away from the car dealer. 

In the horse and buggy days not everyone living in 
town could own their own transit system. It was next to 
impossible for the average city family to have space e- 
nough to accomodate the necessary equipment. Each resi¬ 
dential lot would have had to have room for a stack of 
hay, a manure pile, and a stable to hold the driving team, 
plus a proper shed to store the carriage in. 

Of course if you were among the rich and the spoiled 
living in a large city, it was a different story. Spokane’s ear¬ 
ly day classy people that had plenty of estate, built their 
stables to match their mansions in design. Driving teams 
had to come up with certain qualifications, including the 
color of the horse’s hide and body build. 

Take for instance, old man Glover, the father of 
Spokane. His oversized family house was, and still is a 
massive pile of stones, cement, and lots of heavy wood 
that was used to frame out large hollow like rooms. Big¬ 
ness really takes away that homey feeling. The bulky 
combination barn and stables are all gone now, but the 
horse and coach path still circles the mansion’s portico 
and loading dock. A reminder of the days of splendor 
and of coachmen. The mansion is now being used as a 
church educational unit, and is on the state historical re¬ 
gister. 


when the two got down to the creek just back of our 
place, the filly decided Bill was a load, so she tossed him 
off. 

The two headed home, again independent of each 
other. Except when Bill crawled out from the creek bot¬ 
tom, he headed for bachelor George Sweetman’s shack 
up on the prairie. That evening Mr. Sweetman filled Bill 
up with a lot of food, and he slept like a log the whole 
night through with bachelor Sweetman as a bed partner. 

The next morning Bill hoped to catch a ride back to 
Peach, but nobody that went to Davenport ever com¬ 
pleted the return trip in those days ’til afternoon. The quic¬ 
kie fresh air ride Bill got out of the filly the day before, 
shortened his walk back by a mile. 

Upon entering the yard gate, the home grown mare 
was there to greet Bill and showed no sign of resenting his 
presence. She allowed him to take that darn saddle off of 
her. 

In those days before cars took over completely, 
transportation sometimes turned out to be a balky prob¬ 
lem. Those of you that are still alive, and knew Bill 
Thornburg will remember him as a tall, lean, muscular 
guy. If running was the ‘in thing’ then, like it is now, he 
would have given our best runners a run for their money. 


id Buggy Days 

Getting back to the common people, courtship dur¬ 
ing horse and buggy days was a problem. Especially for 
those young fellows that weren’t born with a silver spoon 
in their mouths. Some young men just used the family rig 
which limited their dating. In dire need for independence, 
they would rent a horse and buggy from the livery stable. 
Now days with easy car payments, it is possible for the 
young blade to go tooling down Riverside Avenue on 
Saturday nights. 

How far did some of the young men go to achieve a 
rig of their own so they could take the fair sex out for a 
buggy ride? Well, Pat Sullivan, a young guy who used to 
own the quarter I live on, figured for the want of a buggy, 
it was worth mortgaging his farm. So on July 2, 1904, 
the Spaulding Buggy Manufacturing Company’s sales of¬ 
fice in Harrington took a Mortgage on this 160 acres for 
$120, the full price of their fanciest buggy with the fringe 
on top. Two days later on July 4th, Pat was then able to 
take his girlfriend for a buggy ride to Davenport, and a 
sight seeing drive through the main street of the town. 

On Sept. 14, 1904, Pat gathered in enough dough 
from his harvested wheat crop to pay the mortgage off on 
his farm. It’s interesting when you know the story, and 
check through the Abstract of Title for records of this 
man’s wild spending spree. 

That fall Pat Sullivan started doing a lot of courting in 
his mortgage free buggy. However, years later he died 
down at Miles without finding any lasting female compa¬ 
nions. 

Some young bucks could not afford a horse, let 
alone a buggy. Roy Horton who used to work for dad, 
got a job over at the George Sweezy farm. One Sunday 


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morning while the Sweezy family was at church, Roy got 
lonesome and walked to Davenport. He had previously 
met a girl in town who he figured didn’t mind going for a 
buggy ride with him. So he rented a horse and buggy 
from the livery stable for the afternoon. 


That evening after checking in his rent-a-buggy and 
horse, Roy faced quite a walk back to the Sweezy farm. 
In those days it wasn’t too romantic looking at the rear 
end of a horse when you parked with your date, but it^ 
was a good substitute until cars came along. 


A Transcontinental Run-Walk 


All you retired farmers and those that have been put 
out to pasture—are you really satisfied with the daily 
humdrum of retirement? Do you realize you may not be 
ready to settle for that daily trip to the Post Office or an 
afternoon of shopping for the right kind of food that your 
aging stomach needs? There may be more restlessness 
left in some of us than we realize. 

Take for instance old man LeGrande Daby, a retired 
farmer from Minnesota. He had it in his head nearly 40 
years ago to run-walk from the Atlantic to the Pacific. But 
he couldn’t find the time because he and his wife, Ina, 
had five boys and a girl to raise up to marriageable age. 

Finally when life was pushing LeGrande to the great¬ 
grandfather stage of life, he and Ina went to Arizona to 
find the heavenly bliss of retirement. But shopping for 
food, playing croquet, and running in local runs wasn’t 
exciting enough for LeGrande. Thoughts of fulfilling his 
dream of running and walking across the United States 
entered his active but aging mind. 

So about a year before his fete, LeGrande sprung his 
planned self-propelled running tour across the continent 
to Ina. At first Ina resisted with all the 72 year old might 
she could muster. She got the five sons, also the daugh¬ 
ter, and their families to concur with her, all telling gallop¬ 
ing grandpa it would be dangerous, and was, to put it 
most kindly, too far out to be reasonable. 

Finally Ina was worn down to grudgingly agreeing to 
take part in this escapade. If she had not given in Le¬ 
Grande told her he would still do his thing the following 
year, alone, and with a back pack. She didn’t dare risk 
that. 

So, four years ago this spring, LeGrande and Ina 
hooked their 5th wheeler to the pick-up and drove away 
from their retirement home in Prescott, Arizona, and 
headed to Eastport, Maine. 

Day one began when LeGrande stuck his finger in 
the Atlantic Ocean, shook hands with the town mayor, 
and was escorted to the edge of town by a police car. 
From there on it was LeGrande’s duty to pick up his feet 
and lay’em down fast like, ’til he got to the Pacific Ocean. 

Of course, it was Ina that made the whole ‘thing’ 
possible. She had to maneuver the combination sleeping 
quarters and cook house through towns and find road¬ 
side space every four or five miles so husband would have 
rest stops. 

Each morning for the next four months, LeGrande 
would wake up, stretch, and shave. Then he would put 
on his running shoes and some well ventilated necessities 
and head down the road for a few miles to where Ina fi¬ 
gured he needed his breakfast. Ina would make her trailer 
stops whenever she thought he needed to tank up on 
food and water. From time to time reporters and news 


cameramen would catch up with the Dabys for interviews 
and pictures. Still LeGrande was able to make from 25 to 
34 miles a day, all across those many states. 

On June 28, near East Grand Fork, Minnesota, the 
half way point to the Pacific Ocean was reached. That 
day found Ina and the Winnebago in front of their old 
Minnesota farm, with grandpa hopping along not too far 
behind. LeGrande gauged his speed so as to get to the 
old farmstead for one of their son’s 25th wedding adver¬ 
sary, and their own Golden Anniversary. (July 4th was in 
between their two actual anniversary dates.) 

What a day, Sunday, July 4th turned out to be for 
the Dabys! I believe it would have made a wonderful T.V. 
special if word would have gotten out ahead of time. 
With loads of friends and relatives from miles around 
coming there to celebrate that novel occasion. Those few 
days of celebrating gave grandpa LeGrande’s feet a 
chance to get some rest. 

The last half of LeGrande’s run-walk was most en¬ 
joyable for Ina. She picked wild flowers along the road¬ 
side and pressed them while her husband was tearing 
across the Northwestern States. “Montana has come 
through, after all, with pretty flowers!” she states. 

When they made it to west of Reardan, Wash. Ina 
wrote in her daily diary: “Dad was stopped by a couple 
from California, and by a woman grain hauler. Both had 



LeGrande and wife Ina, posing near the Rocklyn road. 


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recognized him from stories on T.V. and wanted to meet 
him ... I couldn’t resist taking slide pictures of all these 
acres and acres of rolling, yellow grain fields. They are 
being harvested now. They are unbelievably immense, 
just roll on and on, on both sides of the road, as far as the 
eye can see. 

“After we parked for the night on a field approach, 
we were visited by a pleasant young women, Mrs. Zie- 
mer, and later by an older man, a runner, Walt Kik, 
whom she called and stayed a long time. He and Le- 
Grande babbled on and on about running. 

The next day, his wife, Sugar, stopped us to take 
pictures. The country is getting rougher, there are still 
huge grain fields . . . It’s very hot. LeGrande can stand 
the heat better than I can. I was entirely exhausted by 
quitting time. 

“August 20. It’s plenty hot on the road today. A wo¬ 
man reporter from the Wilbur, Wash, paper visited with 
us at noon for an interview. Right after that, we had to 
detour from Almira to Hartline, making extra miles to go 
in all that heat. Up and down hills all the time on the de¬ 
tour. We got to Hartline by 5:00 p.m. and found a nice 
little city park . . . We had a good night sleep, no traffic 


roaring by for a change. 

‘Another hot day!!! First thing this morning, a young 
woman stopped to get LeGrande’s autograph. Then a 
bicyclist stopped to talk to me and this time took MY pic¬ 
ture, ’cause LeGrande wasn’t in sight...We finally 
reached Coulee City...What surprises me about this 
country is that, ’tho it certainly looks like rocky, desert 
land, it still has grain fields on the TOPS of the big rolling 
hills.” 

The Dabys got cooled off by the time they got to the 
Cascades. In a few days LeGrande was able to stick his 
finger in the Pacific Ocean, thus ending a 40 year old 
dream of using his body for a 3,400 mile workout. 

June 13, 1986, LeGrande and Ina stopped in for an 
overnight stay. They are backtracking his coast to coast 
run-walk, to see what it is like doing it by sitting side by 
side with each other. 

Visiting with LeGrande charged me up enough to 
dream of doing a mini run-walk. I’d get to see Sugar 
every four or five miles. She would have peanut butter, 
bread and fruit all laid out on the pick-up tail gate for me. 
But I don’t know. After all, LeGrande is younger than I 
am. He is only 75 years old. 


Bare Buns Fun Run - 1986 


What did I do July 27 on my birthday? Well, I ran in 
the Bare Buns Fun Run. After all, I came into this world 
naked 77 years ago, and it was neat to have a chance to 
celebrate in my same birthday suit. The Pueblo Indians of 
early days couldn’t have been any closer to nature than a 
group of about 300 were that Sunday. I had the urge to 
run without any body coverage, for as long as old man 
Daby had for wanting to run across the U.S. 

There were lots of runners Sunday in the high caliber 
bracket of society that I knew. So before condemning 
anyone for enjoying a carefree run, remember it might be 
your next door neighbor who ran, minus the fig leaf. 
Many of you local runners would know several that didn’t 
mind streamlining their bodies down to zero. 

How did all this ‘Garden of Eden’ stuff get started? 
Sign up forms were available at the Y.W.C.A. The Kanik- 
su Ranch that is affiliated with the Northwest Sunbathers 
Association sponsored the run. A briefing was held at the 
Y.W.C.A. for those that hadn’t run before in this unique 
race. Also membership is open to all those who demon¬ 
strated by their conduct that their attitudes are compatible 
with the purpose and goals of the organization. 

Thinking I’d be the oldest fossil down at this nature’s 
paradise, I got fooled. At the entrance an 80 year old guy 
by the name of Matt Roberts is this nudist colony’s official 
greeter and sign up fellow. His white hair and all over tan 
body truly made him a picture of health. 

This nudist camp made as much out of their race as 
if it was the Bloomsday run. The night before this mo¬ 
mentous event, they filled us up on carbo-loaded food. 
(Spaghetti, salad and bread.) 

What seemed strange to me, was when morning 
came, you just got up and got going. There is no value in 


having shades in campers, except for special personal oc¬ 
casions. 

What was it like to run ‘bare butt style’? It’s no big 
deal. For those that are critical of such goings-on, it’s their 
hang-up, not mine. True Bare bun living is not for every¬ 
one. The only ‘shock’ will be your surprise at how easy it 
is to go nude, and how thoroughly enjoyable it can turn 
out to be. 

To make better time as a streaker, everyone wore 
shoes. However, wearing jogging shoes sort of spoiled 
that Adam and Eve look. A couple of ladies were wearing 
halters due to their heavy breasts getting out of rhythm 
with their jogging stride. 

The course went down a winding stretch that had 
scenic wonders on both sides of the road. The view I had 
in front throughout the run, reminded me of artist Reu¬ 
bens’ paintings of nudes scampering down the road to 
somewhere. 

Runners were wishing me a happy birthday through¬ 
out the run. They had my age made up on the running 
tag that hung from my neck. How sweet. While picking 
up my award, it was a novelty to hear 300 nudies singing 
happy birthday to me. 

Nudists proved to be a very friendly bunch. They all 
seemed interested about the good life, and who you are, 
which made us visitors feel quite at home. The conversa¬ 
tion never settled on how much clothes cost, or where 
you got them. 

Recreational sports including swimming are as much 
a part of nudist life as sunbathing itself. The association 
maintains a legal fund to fight any harassment by local 
authorities when members are on chartered grounds. 


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It was a pleasure to visit and experience something 
different. They all have their own unique personalities, 
including the youngsters who also know when and where 
stripping is OK. 

Sugar didn’t want to get her buns sunburned, so she 
didn’t go with me. She went to the Rocklyn picnic in¬ 
stead. I made it back late Sunday to Mielke’s picnic 
grounds, where the accepted way of life greeted my eyes 
with sights of shorts, slacks and farmers in overalls. I gave 


Sugar a big hug, and thanked her for her special birthday 
present of encouraging me to do my own thing. Happy 
birthday was sung by a smaller group this time that had 
clothes on. 

Later I grabbed a ride on one of the Mielke spon¬ 
sored hayrides. Wearing shorts did protect my buns while 
sitting on those stickery haybales. It made viewing the 
evening scenery from the wagon more comfortable. 


Curious Questions 


A number of interesting questions arose from the 
minds of the inquisitive about the sunbathers’ run. It was 
advertised in a northwest runners’ guide where this 5K 
was to take place. The Y.W.C.A. was kind enough to let 
this skin exposure bunch hold a couple of screening ses¬ 
sions at their establishment. The Kaniksu Ranch is the 
only Sunbathing Association that has ever sponsored a 
run, nudist style. Next year they intend to add to their 
scampering a 10 K run. 

For you that think nudism is the creation oh the pre¬ 
sent overstepping generation, you are fooled. It had its 
beginning in Germany around 1920. A German immi¬ 
grant named Kurt Barthel and his wife brought nudism to 
America in 1929. Since then 180 nudist organizations 
have been formed throughout North America. They were 
first called the ‘American League for Physical Culture’ 
which eventually became the American Sunbathers As¬ 
sociation. Kaniksu Ranch will celebrate its 50th anniver¬ 
sary next year. A charter member couple was on the 
grounds, taking in the Bare Buns Run. This couple hopes 
to witness many more summer events in their birthday 
suits. 

Now to answer some deep thinking questions that 
I’ve been asked. No, I don’t plan on joining the nudist as¬ 
sociation. There is no scientific evidence that exposure of 
my buns will lengthen my life any. However, since I’ve 
been darn near a nudist all my life, I felt very much at 
home fellowshipping with this special bunch of people. If 
we lived closer to Kaniksu Ranch I probably would join, 
in support of their freedom from social hang-ups. 

Yes, you are right. Dining out at this nudist colony is 
not a coat and tie affair. When eating in their dining 
room, you are as naked as your sandals allow you to be. 
A sign over the kitchen area was one I could appreciate 
about 10 years ago. It read: ‘No shoes, No shirt, Service 
with a smile.” For the ladies, Kaniksu Rjrnch is no place 
to try out your new bikini. At the swimming pool they 
have a sign posted, “No swim suits allowed.” 

Nudists are not entirely against wearing clothes dur¬ 
ing the summer months. Have you ever tried to fry bacon 
in the nude? When I went to pick up my breakfast, the 
cook’s body was draped with a mother hubbard type of 
apron. 

No, a nudie smoker doesn’t tie a cigarette package 
around their neck. There were a few naked cigarette 
smokers, and they didn’t stray very far from their fix. 

To me, today’s nudist could simply be described as 
someone who enjoys camping, swimming, exercising, 
and socializing without the need to remain clothed. The 


body is beautiful, and comes in various shapes and sizes. 
It’s the physical house we live in. 

Aren’t you afraid of getting skin cancer the way you 
run around? No, but I’ll see a doctor if something looks 
funny on my skin. We now have that safety feature that 
ancient humans didn’t have. Ever since my teenage days 
I wore a constant tan, and that prevented seasonal sun¬ 
burns, which seems to be the real problem. For you 
spring whites, why not smear your whole skin surface 
with a suntanning lotion ’til the sun and you become part¬ 
ners? Good gosh! for millions of years every living thing 
depended on the sun for life. We humans evolved to 
where nature gave us a tan. If I’m not outside when the , 
sun is out, I don’t feel happy. Even the lights in our house 
have to match the power of a bright day. 

So far nobody took time to ask me whai the crops 
were like on my farm this year. Well I’m going to tell you 
anyway. The yield fell into the one digit figure, less than 
10 bushel per acre. Renter Gene Stuckle had some fields 
on my cousin’s farm that did make 30 bushels. 

I didn’t even ride the combine this harvest. The 
crops looked bad enough from the ground, let alone see¬ 
ing it from the top of a self-propel. The last few years this 
same land averaged 50 bushels an acre. 

Stuckle nearly busted his buns (a word commonly 
used nowdays) trying to get a crop on the road to pro¬ 
duce lots of wheat. A dose of heavy fertilizer was applied. 
Early seeding was done. When cheat grass threatened to 
take over a good stand of wheat, Gene reseeded, but 
there was no growing time left, because winter came in 
November. When spring arrived, Gene risked his neck by 
flying on lots of anti-weed stuff. Stuckle’s reward? Not e- 
nough wheat could be squeezed out of the crop to pay for 
his farm expense. 

Some of us retired farmers sort of felt smug that we 
had a small wad saved up for retirement years. But that’s 
not much satisfaction when you see younger farmers with 
good intentions that may go down the drain, if extended 
help is not given. 


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Grand Coulee’s Over The Dam Run 


The month of August brings an end to summer. The 
cheerful sounds of youngsters as they splash the water’s 
edge of our many lakes ends also. The smell of fall takes 
over. Fairs throughout the state begin showing off their 
wares, which include runs, parades, and lots and lots of 
visiting. 

When harvest days are over, time will tell who will be 
the happy farmers. All it takes to reach that goal is for the 
price of wheat to go skyward, a crop that you couldn’t 
walk through without cutting a path, and a wife who 
thinks you are the greatest. 

On August 16, 1986, a couple of young farmers left 
their air conditioned combines to work out their stress by 
taking part in a hot afternoon run down at the Dam. 
Grand Coulee’s Over the Dam Run is sort of the inter¬ 
state affair of the summer season, and has been going at 
it for 10 years now. The Dam is a good drawing card for 
the out of staters who usually plan their vacations, so as 
to take in the run. Regulars from Canada, Alaska, Cali¬ 
fornia, and all points locally have been chasing them¬ 
selves over the Dam course for many a hot summer. 

The massiveness of the Dam makes the run a geolo¬ 
gical wonder. Solid ledges of towering granite rock are 
going to hold that Dam in for a long time to come. The 
control guys at the Dam pulled some levers that made a 
large waterfall cascade over the dam all during the run. 
When the last runner hobbled in, the Dam’s water valves 
were screwed down tight. What a treat it was for the eyes 


and body! I swear it cooled down the temperature in the 
last mile of the run. 

Of course our Dorris Cronrath of Odessa was the top 
female streamliner, averaging a mile every six and a half 
minutes. The Dam Run is especially noted for its oldies. 
Every year, many a good runner that hasn’t burned out 
before reaching 65 is being added to the list. 

After the run, the Dam Park (no offense) is a dandy 
place to visit with annual friends. I was introduced to a 
farmer that’s been hacking away trying to make a living, 
but figures he will be wiped out this fall. He takes part in 
harvest runs and realizes he can’t run away from his prob¬ 
lems. Yet, it helps temporarily. Jokingly he also added, 
“Running is the only sport I can afford now. It will keep 
me well supplied with T-shirts when I go out looking for a 
job.” 

A lot of farmers are not sitting on such shaky 
ground, but that’s not of any help to the soil tillers that are 
in trouble. The ones that started up with a bang when 
high inflation was going full blast, spiked themselves up to 
go wide open. Their mistakes were taken care of by infla¬ 
tion. But when something happened to inflation, and that 
worthless price for wheat set in, it simply raised heck with 
the non-fortified farmer. 

We retired farmers had our day of suffering, but 
from a different angle. I don’t believe we were tempted so 
much to over buy, or to over speculate. Still, a lot of us 
older guys had to live through a lot of high and low points 
to preserve the family farm. 


Sounds Of Nature 


I guess I’m a little like what Henry Thoreau said 
' about himself, “I have a real genius for staying at home.” 
That’s not to say one shouldn’t at rare times wander away 
a 1,000 miles or so and find out what it’s like to be away 
from an established environment. 

In Thoreau’s time, there were no steam or nuclear 
plants to bug his environment. Fortunately, there is still 
enough aroma, sights and sounds of nature left to remind 
us of past events. Last spring while on a walk, Sugar 
found a strong smelling flower and held it in front of my 
nose. The aroma woke up some sleeping memory cells. 
My mind went back to when as a first grader, I walked 
home from school across the pasture. While bluebirds 
were fluttering from one sagebrush to another, I remem¬ 
ber pulling up that same small weed-like flower for sniff¬ 
ing. 

Going for walks is really neat. Like Thoreau said, 
“He who rides and keeps the beaten track, studies the 
fences chiefly.” Running also takes away some of the 
scenery, as one is too busy receiving the health benefits of 
circulating gobs of air through the lungs. On long walks, 
did you ever sit down to rest and find a whole garden of 
things before your very eyes? 

Some friends of ours, when gas was cheap, took a 
two week trip through 17 states. When asked why they 
were camping down at the lake after such a long trip, 


they said, “Oh, we’re spending the rest of our vacation 
time down here resting up.” They didn’t see a damm 
thing except the road, two car wrecks and signs showing 
places to park for the night. 

How about staying off the rambling freeways as 
much as possible? We cannot tune in successfully to the 
sounds of nature and noise at the same time. On one of 
our walks down to the creek, Sugar made it be known 
she’d just as soon I would stop talking to listen to the still¬ 
ness, which has a sound of it’s own. That treat lasted ’til 
some low-flying practice bombers zoomed over our 
heads. 

It’s to everyone’s taste, but a lot of old time settlers 
settled in cracks between two hills. They shortened their 
sights of-scenery a whole lot. Those pioneers must have 
been thinking of easy access to water, and nothing else. 
It’s like living in trenches. 

My dream before reaching the end of life’s rope is to 
drag an old shack with a lot of cracks in it to a high spot. 
There is no greater tranquility for an insomniac than to 
hear nature stirring around outside a not too protected 
shack. 

The thought of having a Henry Thoreau type of ca¬ 
bin came to me before Sugar entered my life. During the 
summer months, my bedroom partner was a combine 
next to my cot, in an open machine shed. The shed was 


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located by a wheat field. On sultry nights, sudden wind 
storms would rattle the standing wheat, and the damp¬ 
ness gave off a fresh vegetation aroma. A few raindrops 


would find their way through the cracks, causing a restful, 
contented feeling to pass over me. It gave me reason to 
believe that we could have a fair crop after all. 


Some Heavy Stuff 


Powerful Statements 

Old age is an incurable disease. 

Anger is a brief madness, but it can do damage that 
lasts forever. 

When the judgment is weak the prejudice is strong. 
Opinions grounded on prejudice are always sustained 
with the greatest violence. 

Bad meals kill more than the best doctors ever cured. 
Exercise, Good Cheer and Moderate Diet are the three 
best doctors. 

The future joy makes the past and the present bear¬ 
able. 

There’s no joy in anything unless we share it. 

We come to Being quite by chance, 

And life is but a fleeting glance — 

Just one glimpse, and then ’tis o’er, 

And Time rolls on just as before. 

Sugar Kik 

I call that mind free which jealously 

guards its intellectual rights and powers, 

Which does not content itself with a 
passive or hereditary faith. 

I call that mind free which resists 
the bondage of habit, 

Which does not mechanically copy the 
past, nor live on its old virtues: 

But which listens for new and higher 
monitions of conscience, 

And rejoices to pour itself forth in 
fresh and higher exertions. 

I call that mind free which sets no bounds to its love . . . 

Bill Charming 


Memories are jewels set in place 
Like paths of yesterday retraced. 

Buried in hearts, seasoned with time. 

Freshened by moments of the mind. 

The pages turn, one by one, 

as Time runs out before we’ve begun; 
but another hand takes up the pen, 

fills his page, and then. 

passes it on to another and yet another. 

Authors unknown 

Dear Walt: 

Your Davenport Times articles have made me 
smile and have reminded me that I, too, am creating 
history. I’ve been touched by the grown from knowing 
you through your writings. Thanks for sharing yourself 
via newsprint. I will miss you - your breezy philosophy, 
gusty humor and hurricane energy. Write your book, 
vacation with your wife, then come back to your 
Davenport Times readers. 

Sincerely, 

Lynne Carstens 

Reardan, Washisngton (Sept. 1986) 

Resurrection Day 

(An understanding request) 

By Grace Gibson, Wilbur, Wash. 

That glorified new body you can leave on the rack! 

It’s the old one I cherished that I’m wanting back. 

The rusted out old one with all of the scars 
Was far more precious for all of the mars. 

That shining brand new one would startle my eyes, 

While his old used one was my special prize. 

When I limp into Heaven please God, let me see 
My beloved old husband just like he used to be. 



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